All comics by BeNN_MaKK

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
Havent seen punkrockingskaboy in LONG TIME!
His DAD says he is in FLORIDA. WIth his GRANDMOTHER!
MIss you punkrockingboy come back soon!!
(HUGS AND KISSES!!)
(DANCING!!)
Well ok (DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
HI CLArk!!
its clark!!
how are u?
hope your are HEALTHY
I saw this one on the MTV (DANCING!!)
Hee hee

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
WHY itsclark!!
HELlo!! I AM coming to see punkrockingskaboy!! (HUGS!!)
Ha ha thanks..thanks for the hugs.. Come on in..for CRESCENT ROLLS!!
YAY! ANd punkrockingskaboy??
...and NINTENDO!
YAY!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
(TURNING OUT LIGHTS) lets be sitting on the couch to the gether!!
I AM LIKING THE NINTENDO
(PETTING LEG) LIke some more of the food??
NO!! I AM so the full!! (NINTENDO!! NINTENDO!!)
WOuld you like a special popsicle??
WOULD I!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
WHy is blanket wrapped around popsciale and you holding it in lap??
IS SPECIAL popsicle like is said!! NO biting!!
(LICKING!! LICKING!!) Tastes..tastes like..
DADs special popsicles at home too!!
Dont stop itsclark

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
*GAG* Oh god *GAG* BLAh IT *GAG*
WEll sometimes the flavors dont taste too good..
*SPIT*
LEts go down to the basement for sodas!!
YAY

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-02-02
no no not like that
(DANCING!!)
like this (DANCING!!)
hmm
yeah thats close
(DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
OH the NO id better be thinking of a LIE! (TYPING!!)
punkrockskaboy> I CHanged the comic because um I have FRIends!! YES Hi friends! (hi! someone else: oh hi! nice comics!) yes an they look at the comics!! why i am taking it down!!
BEtter make up some FRIEND NAMES incase they want details!
billy says punkrockskaboy is the coolest..no.. STEVEN says punkrock- no .. DAVId yeah DAVID says..

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
HEllo the kramervkramer!!
WHy the boinky33 good to be the seeing you!!
ARe you seeing what I am holding?
SAck of dimes to be hitting me over the head with??
NOpe! Sack of nickels!
BONK! KA THUMP!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
Welly welly well KramervKramer good to be seeing you!!
BOinky33!! Hello and hello!!
Guess WHat this is I am the holding!!??
Is It BIG BLACK DILDO you COCK SLOBBERING FAG???
YES!
BONK! KA-THUMP!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
KRAMervthekarmer oh hello!!
BOinking33 oh many hellos!!
Guess to be GUessing what this is I am the holding??
YOur last testicle that got ripped off by converyor belt at your working at DILDO LUBE JUICE FACTORY while jerking at the work station??
MAn does everyone know??
Pretty much yes yes they do.. I am opening the mouth I will make it feel better

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
BOinky33...FAG POLICE! ON PATROL!! DOo the doo dee doo
HELOO!! is kramer!!
BONK!! KA-THUMP

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
GAYMO!...
GAY-AY-AY-MO!
Gaymo come and me crack his dome!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
(THink I really hurt him this time)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
ALWAys going too far!! ALWAYs!! SO STupid!! STupid!! NO!! What did I do?? WHAt?? I am jumping -I am jumping off of this bridgE!!
(FALLING!!) Ahhh!! AHHH!! OH GOD WHY!! SUCh the fuck up!! AHHH!! AHHH! and I FOrgot to vote AGain!! AHHHH! AHHH!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
(SIT UP IN BED!!) GASP!! (SWEATING!!) HAd dream.. bad dream with BENN MAKK!!.. comin to get me!..
FEw pant pant WEll, just silly.. pant .. silly dream.. nO one on internet can hurt me.. pant .. go back to the sleep..
MEANWHILE

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
CLICK
What going on in here boorite?? Why lights off?
WaAA! Turn them back off boinky!!
CLICK the other way
WEll ok
What? What?
WAAA!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
MaN im leaving for some frappacinno youre all wacked out BENn MAkk cant find you and if he did he'd prolly kill you and not lock you in steamer trunk alive and feed you for months well bye
TUrn off the light turn off the light turn off the light
CLICK
(SWEATING!!) (NERVOUS!!) (SWEATING!!)
BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!!!!!
erk! (HEART ATTACK!!) GOd jesus god (TRYING TO BREATHE!!) erk (TRYING TO BREATHE!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
doo the doo dee doo
(SHAKING!!) Man NOT the funny GET OUT dont want to be SEEING YOU and TURN OUT DAMN LIGHT !!!
CLICK (DOOR CLOSING!!)
(SHAKING!!) (LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW!!!) jesus jesus (SHAKING!!)
THen he finds out its like SCREAM and there are TWO of us!!
GIve me the boost into the back window

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
KRAMER!! You sure that is the car you want to be the standing infront of??
??
SQUEAL!!!!
WHy? What is the wrong with it?
oh god...oh fucking god he's cut right in half..haven't seen anything like this before..

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
DEvrin!!
(DANCING!!)
THis is the best friend song!!
BEst of the friends all the day long!!
You can never go wrong
SInging the best of friends song!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
DEVIN!! YOu re making the comic looking just like ours!!
AND with the copying of exactly of what we were saying!!
(DANCING!!)
(HUGGING!!)
Yes it IS still satire if you just copy almost completely!! (DANCING!!)
(HUgGING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
KRamer!! Let's Be playing a game!!
OK!!
The game is chicken!! YOu pick a parked car to be standing in front of and I get in my car and race towards you!! FIrst one to get out of the way LOSES!!
WEll..OK!!
VROOM!
Do the doo dee doo

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
PUnkrockskaboy my son let us be taking a vacation away from the it all!!
YAY!!
(DRIVING!!!)
(DRIVING AWAY AND LEAVING!!)
ALl right the desert!! FOr camping and having father and son fun!! HOpe we brought lots of the water!! HA ha..Dad??

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
MAybe he is just looking for the place to park!! HE would not be leaving me here!!
Is HOT!! GOD!! DId he know I was out of the car??
...is HOT!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
(HEARt is beating fast) I SHould be walking looking for road!! BUt..what if dad is making the joke and comes back and I am not the here!!
(SWEATING!!) (HEART BEATING THE FAST!!)
(CRYING!!!) OH god (CRYING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
(PANT) Been walking all the day.. (PANT) IS the dizzy (PANT)
(CRYING) stop the crying you baby (CRYING!!)
(FALL DOWN!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
WHere am I?? AM dreaming? WAs being in the desert all the bad dream??
(DING!!)
DAD!! YOu are loving me and coming back for me!!
Yup.
(DANCING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
C'mere you!! (TICKLING!!) (TICKLING!!)
OH HA HA oh dad I love you HA HA
(MORE TICKLING!!)
OW poked the eye that ime!! HA HA ow HA HA oh dad
(VULTURES EATING WHILE ALIVE!!)
(VULTURES EATING WHILE ALIVE!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
(WAKING UP!!) UN..FEELING THE sick!! UNH (MOVING!!) (BLISTERS!!)
EYes stuck closed?? WHat on my eyes?? (FEELING FOR EYES!!)
NO!! NO!!! NO!!!! NO!!!! NO!!! AM going to get back to home!! DOctors (SOB) while be fixing me!! (CRYING!!) AHHH!!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
I vote to evict..RODNEY!
(gasp) Stay tuned for more Big Brother
No not Rodney!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
BOinky33 I have been noticing you have not been making the poop on this camping trip. YOu have fear of pooping in public places??
WHat? Ha ha no! Just dont have to be going!!
CAuse if you build up to critical mass by not making the poop you could just explode
I just dont..huh?

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-03-02
I HAVE the flowers for you!! (FLOWERS!!!)
!! THank you!!
(DANCING!!)
TOO MANY PANELS!!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-04-02
Oh my god!! My family's been killed!! My village is destroyed!! God no! Oh GOD
We_hid_in_the_church_as long as we could after they came..but they locked us in and burned it down. I got out to make room for more, I was trying to save them..if I had known... *SOB* OH WHY NOT ME
WHO COULD HAVE DONE THIS??
Breast cancer.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
(WAKING UP!!) Un where the am I?? (THUMP?)
(STEAMER TRUNK!!!)
What the god??
(THUMP THUMP THUMP!!)
ANkles tied to hands behind back!!
(THUMP THUMP THUMP!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
MUst be being able to wiggle free!!
(WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!)
(WIGGLING!!)
(WIGGLNG!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!)
(SHAKING!!) (WIGGLING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
OH no!! HE found me and locked me in the STeamer trunk!! NOt really happeninG!!
GOt to be getting the OUT! MAybe..maybe the boinky WIll be going for HELp wHEn knowing I am missing..MAYBe,, oh god the please BOinky!!
(DEEP IN THE FOREST WHERE BOINKY IS!!!)
(DECOMPOSING!!)
(THUMP THUMP) (WIGGLING!!) (WIGGLING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
(SWALLOWING!!) TIed so tight!! NO room to be moving!!
MUst be right out there..watching me in the here!! Couldn't have (SHAKING!!) Coudlnt have left me IN here and just be leaving..
HELLO!!? HELLO!!?
WHAt do I say to hiM?
(VOICE CRACKING!!) LEt me out!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
HOw long been in here?? NOt even knowing!! Feeling weird!!
HE must have made with THe drugging!! And make me forget??
(SHAKING!!) (HEART BEATING FAST!!)
(ROLL TO SIDE!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
(TURN TO OTHER SIDE!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
AAAAHH!!! AHHH!! AAAAAAH!! GOD!! GOD!! AHH!!
(TURN TO OTHER SIDE!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
(WAKING UP!!) WHat? WHAt dripping?? Is tube?? WHAT?? SMells.. like the food??
OH the god SO hungry!!
NO CAnt be eaTing that!! WHat would he be the FEEding me??
(((JUST TO Keep ME ALive longer!! NO! ))))
(..so hungry!)
(EATING!!!!) (EATING!!!) OH god!! hurts!! STOmach (EATING!!!) SO hungry!! (EATING!! EATING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
(MAKING COMICS LOOKING EXACTLY LIKE MINE!!)
(DANCING!!)
PLagarism Is the HIghest form of FLAttery.
Yup.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
Great party!
Thank you. I am glad you could come.
There is someone knocking at the door.
I will answer it there is room for plenty more.
Who is it? Who goes there?
Breast cancer.

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
Let me hug you boinky!!
No!
Please just once, and you will see, getting hugged you are just like you and me!
No! I will not hug you!
Will you hug me by the docks? Would you hug me if I were Courtney Cox?
I will not hug you by the docks! I would not hug you if you were Courtney Cox! I will not hug you BeNN_MaKK today, I will not hug you any day!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-05-02
Why do I let you always talk me into doing these stupid charity walks.
Come on you are helping out! It is for breast cancer!
I kind of wanted to take in a matinee today.
Fine. I will walk for the cure by myself.
Later..
Robert Smith?
You found me!! The walks OVER!! Play again NEXT YEAR!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
Will you hug me on the table? Boinky will you hug me with Clark Gable? Will you hug me in the rain? Would you hug me if I were John McCain? Will you hug me in a box? Will you hug me with Courtney Cox?
Would you hug me here or there? Would you hug me ANYWHERE?
Not on a table not with Clark Gable not in the rain not with John McCain not in a box not with Courtney Cox BeN_MaKK I will not hug you here or there I will not hug you ANYWHERE!

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
Boinky you say you do not like hugging me, not on the land or on the sea, not here or there not anywhere, but Boinky TRY IT, try it and you may I say. Try It once, just today.
(THINKING!!)
(HUGGING!!)
(HUGGING!!)

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
MANy of the years later..
Boinky!! We have been friends for a long time now! Remember back when you did not like me!
Ha ha yes now we are the best of friends. I have been meaning to ask you something. I feel like you are part of the family, so I was wonder if you'd-
(BETRAY!!)
ERK!! (NECK SNAPPED!!)
IN REMemBerance BOinky

 

by BeNN_MaKK
10-06-02
KnOck knock Kramer!!
Oh no!
Say "WHo is there?"
Who's there??
I DOnt know but its laying eggs next to your brain stem

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