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by Benco
7-11-02
WOW - "YOU DON'T THINK OF SEX WHEN YOU THINK OF WORLD WAR 2"
THANKS HISTORY CHANNEL
TALK FAGS :(

 

by Benco
7-11-02
I CANNOT QUALIFY FOR THE COMIC
I CAN'T BE LIKE THE JUJUBEE COMICS FOR WHETHER OR NOT I HAVE FEMALE GENETALIA IS STILL UNDECIDED
THERE ARE GENDER NEUTRAL CHARACTERS
I CAN't BE LIKE THE FISHFOOD COMICS FOR I HAVE LITTLE TASTE FOR THINGS BRITS ENJOY

 

by Benco
7-16-02
JEM IS TRUELY OUTRAGEOUS!
shut up you stupid idiot.
why are you all stupid idiots!
anyhow i'm outie.
*** thedexter has quit IRC (Quit: syntax: Heaving)

 

by Benco
7-16-02
ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE BEING BISEXUAL!! I JUST WANT TO FIT IN BY SUCKING THIER DICKS AHGLAUHGALUGHUHGULG
OH JESUS POKING AND CHOKING AT THE SAME TIME
JESUS GOD I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULD BE THAT BIG SORRY I'M STRAIGHT AGAIN

 

by Benco
7-16-02
And also, in real life, you tend to be in a room with people who have more intelligence than a peanut.
But no IRC is just a BIG FAT SHIT ROUNDUP starring SENOR GREASY and his FAG MARCHING BAND
Watch as they march down the street in perfect step!! Then they get down and suck each other off.
Featuring the hit song "I'm a Dumb Gay Hairless Ape (Shit stuffed down my throat remix)"

 

by Benco
7-27-02
THERES A HOT GIRL IN MY LIVING ROOM!
Too bad, she's only 11-12 WHAT DO I DO?
TOO SMALL. THROW IT BACK
TIE HER UP AND JIZZ ON HER FACE

 

by Benco
7-29-02
IFEEL MICE ARE STUPID
SO VERY STUPID
"WOW IT FEELS LIKE WATER!! I'M AN IDIOT!"

 

by Benco
8-10-02
We will miss you both.... But Crnk will be back in time for NEXT WEEKS ADVENTURES!
AGAIN?

 

by Benco
8-13-02
He told me he's been shaving since he was 12
SHAVING IT IS JUST A TRICK TO MAKE IT LOOK BIGGER
I ment his FACE
MY MOM SAID I SHOULD GO OUTSIDE AND MEET SOME NICE LADIES INSTEAD OF SITTING UPSTAIRS AND DAY ONCE
I SAID 'HAHA THE JOKES ON YOU MOM, IM GAY!'

 

by Benco
8-15-02
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT GAY PORN IS ACTULLY TURING ME OFF
DID I JUST TURN STRAIGHT
I'LL LOOK AT SOME CHICK SAND SEE WHATS HAPPENS
OHH FUCK STRAIGHT PORN ISN'T TURNING ME ON EITHER! NOW WHAT AM I TO DO?
SAMANTHA SUGGESTS BESTIALITY
WHO'S SAMATHA AND WHY IS SHE SUGGESTING PORN FOR ME?

 

by Benco
9-06-02
Keep in touch.

 

by Benco
9-06-02
I HATE YOU FUNK
You still think I'm sexy though, right?
OH YEAH, BUT I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU TO DIE
Just so you can fuck my corpse though, right?
Coming soon: Funny strips (we promise).
YES :(
:)

 

by Benco
9-08-02
LIKE ON DECK 2 IT WAS LIKE "DELACROIX WE NEED YOU FOR THE CODES"
ON DECK 1 IT WAS LIKE "DELACROIX CAN FIX THESE ENGINES!"
ON DECK 3 DELACROIX WAS ENGINEERING SOME KIND OF REVERSE PROTEIN THING, ON DECK 4 SHE WAS BLABBERING ABOUT QUANTUM SIMULATORS
AND THEN SHE FINALLY DIES AND YOU GO HAH
I WAS HAPPY WHEN SHE DIED
SHE WAS GIVING ME A SELF-ESTEEM PROBLEM

 

by Benco
9-08-02
anyways, I really should have gotten Josh's phone number
I GO BACK AND FORTH FROM LOVING HIM TO HATING HIM :(
BENCO YOU *ARE* JUST LIKE A WOMAN, GETTING IN RELATIONSHIPS WITH ASSHOLES
BUT I CAN CHANGE HIM (LOL!!!!1)
YEAH KEEP TELLING YOURSELF THAT NICOLE BROWN

 

by Benco
9-09-02
DEBATE IS FULL OF INTELLECTUAL POSEURS JOCKEYING FOR AN INCH OF GROUND IN INTELLECTUAL ETERNITY
KARRDE I AGREE PARTIALLY BUT YOU GET THE RARE GEM
"Because I am a jerk, I found this web site that puts into question a lot of major arguments libertarians use."
THE FIRST PART OF THIS SENTENCE IS MORE OR LESS 95% OF OUR ENTIRE CULTURE

 

by Benco
9-09-02
THERE'S NO SUCH FUCKING THING AS AN EATING DISORDER.
YOU'RE ANOREXIC? YOU CAN'T EAT? FINE. DIE AND BURN IN FUCKING HELL WITH THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE'S DREGS
YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR EATING?
CORRECTION: YOU'RE A FATASS
I'VE GOT A GREAT IDEA TO GET RID OF ALL THE ANOREXICS IN THE FUCKING WORLD: A MEDIUM-STRENGTH LEAF-BLOWER
GAME SET MATCH

 

by Benco
9-09-02
AND WHILE I'M ON THE SUBJECT OF FAKE DISORDERS, ADHD DOES EXIST ADD DOESN'T
I DON'T CARE IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE ADD, I DON'T CARE IF IT'S A MAJOR PROBLEM
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM
YOU HAVE A SHORT ATTENTION SPAN
AND/OR YOU'RE A LAZY FUCKTARD
IF YOU HAVE ADHD YOU'RE JUST A CRACK BABY AND IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

 

by Benco
9-09-02
IF YOU'RE BIPOLAR I COULD CARE LESS
HAVING MOOD SWINGS JUST MEANS YOU'RE AN INDECISIVE FUCK AND EASY TO ANGER
SO HOW ABOUT THIS:
IF YOU'RE "BIPOLAR" JUST DO DRUGS
ANY KIND IS FINE
SO LONG AS THEY SHUT YOU UP

 

by Benco
9-09-02
ONE MILLISECOND BIPOLARS'RE LIKE "HEY YEAH" THE NEXT THEY'RE POSTING IN FUCKING LJ ABOUT HOW THE WORLD HATES THEM
IF IT'S THAT BIG OF A PROBLEM THEY'LL SHOOT THEMSELVES IN THE FUCKING HEAD AND DIE, PROBLEM SOLVED
IF NOT, WHAT'RE THEY WHINING ABOUT?
BIPOLAR PEOPLE PROBABLY SUCK IN BED TOO
ONE SECOND YOU'VE GOT A BULL
THE NEXT? CAULIFLOWER

 

by Benco
9-09-02
HALF THE WORLD TAKES PAXIL. YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOES?
IT CONVINCES YOU YOU'RE NOT TAKING A PLACEBO. THAT'S THE ACTUAL MEDICAL EFFECT OF THE FUCKING PILL.
SO EVERYONE'S HAPPY
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING
YOU SEE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY THINK PILLS WILL SOLVE THEIR PROBLEMS
THE ONLY PILL THAT'S GOING TO SOLVE ALL YOUR FUCKING LIFE'S PROBLEMS IS SODIUM CYANIDE

 

by Benco
9-09-02
IF I SEE ONE MORE TEENAGE WEEPING WANNABE PIECE OF SHIT
WHO BLAMES EVERYTHING ABOUT HIS/HER LIFE ON THEIR PARENTS, THEIR FRIENDS, THEIR SCHOOL AND ALL OF THAT PSEUDO-PSYCHOLOGICAL SHIT
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
I'M GOING TO PUNCH THEM REPEATEDLY IN THE CROTCH UNTIL THEY DIE
AND IN CONCLUSION

 

by Benco
9-10-02
WHAT GAME DO ALL PIRATES LOVE
ARRRRRR CADE GAMES?
RYGARRRR
NADIR GO FUCK SOME SQUIRRELS ON YIFFNET FATTY
OK BACK SOONISH

 

by Benco
9-10-02
ONCE I SAW A 12 YEAR OLD BOY COMING OUT OF ONE OF THE CHILD RAPE CLUBS
WAS HE CRYING?
I DON'T THINK SO
D=
WHATS THE MATTER NADIR ARE WE TURNING YOU ON
WITH THIS TALK OF HOT HOT CRYING CHILD RAPE BLOOD-AND-TEARS-FOR-LUBE-EXTREME-FACIAL

 

by Benco
9-16-02
AND WHATS THIS COMPLAINTS DEPARTMENT GOING TO DO? EVERYONE BITCHES TO ME ANYWAYS!
I DON'T BITCH TO YOU
I LAUGH AT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK AND CALL YOU A WEAK FAG

 

by Benco
9-16-02
ARE YOU KIWIS REALLY UGLY OR DO YOU JUST LOOK LIKE ORDINARY PEOPLE?
No. We're really ugly.
THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THE ORCS IN LOTR
NADIR YES
THAT'S THE REAL REASON LOTR WAS FILMED IN NZ
FREE ORCS

 

by Benco
9-24-02
This could mean WWI!
I mean, II.

 

by Benco
9-27-02
I will revolutionise helpfiles because I CAN SPELL
I SPELL GREAT FUCKHEADS
SPELL "OSTENTATIOUS"
OSTOUTASHUHS
CLOSE.

 

by Benco
9-27-02
ONCE I WAS MAKING A ZZT GAME ABOUT CHEERS WHEN I WAS 11
That sounds great. Was it like those WWF games?
YUO AER CLIFF! YUO MUST SHOT AL THE PEEPLE WHO HAVE INVADEED CHEERS!¬!!!
I want to see Master Raze make a Cheers game
YUO AER CLIFF!!! YUO MUST RAPE VREA AN TKAE DRUGS AN MURDUR COACH AND OMG SAMS A SYKO KILLAR
(SAM) THOSE MUTHA FUCKAS KILLED DIANE! I BET IT WAS THAT LESBIAN BITCH FUCKIN HOLE BITCH CARLA! (CARLA) I HAVE A BOMB NOW COME OUT AND FUCK ME

 

by Benco
9-27-02
'Years earlier, Cadigan had grown up in poverty. "I had to fight to get what I wanted. Growing up below the poverty line is not much fun."'
HAHA NOT TRUE
' My mother always told me that if you were a reader, you never had to be lonely or bored or ignorant. She was right.'
TO THINK, THIS MOTHER IS THE SAME WOMAN WHO WALKS AROUND HER FLAT YELLING "FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS, NIGGER FUCKING BOULEVARD!" TODAY

 

by Benco
9-28-02
I signed up to the pro_ana thing so I could make some salient points
And I accidentally allowed it to put shit in my friends list
So now 90% of my friends page is "OMG I REACHED 60 POUNDS ^-^ WHY DO I KEEP SEEING SPOTS IN FRONT OF MY EYES AND NOW MY HEAD FEELS KIND OF LIGHT WOW THIS IZS HLdZrS|Z"

 

by Benco
9-29-02
Dude, arizona has like way to many DDR machines.
I THINK MY STATE HAS NEXT TO NONE
SIMPLY BECAUSE REDNECKS WOULD RATHER PLAY DRUNK DRUNK FORNICATION WITH SIBLINGS
DRUNK DRUNK FORNICATION: COUSIN MIX!

 

by Benco
9-30-02
"What does one say in a profile? I work at McDonalds, have large breasts. Oh, and I have this boyfriend-type thing... his name on here is wilzzt."
BIG BREASTS + WORKS AT MCDONALDS + WILGIRL.... dfjklsd
BIG BREASTS + WORKS AT MCDONALDS + WIL'S GIRL = FATASS

 

by Benco
9-30-02
so anybody here play JK2:JO?
YEAH I PLAY JK2:JO I ALSO PLAY HUJ10:578D AND UH 7D:9GH
OHH I LUV 4f:OP5
I LIKE C:3PO
GOD SHUT UP ALL OF YOU
HAVE YOU PLAYED FJ:8G

 

by Benco
9-30-02
The Interceptor's zapper was actually purchased from the army
IGSEL IT ALL MAKES SENSE. I REMEMBER READING ABOUT THE ZAPPER CONVOY SKIRMISHES DURING WW2
WOW
IT MUST HAVE BEEN KILLER TO PEOPLE WITH SUITCASES ON THEIR BACKS

 

by Benco
10-01-02
I THINK THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE IS LAUGHED UNTIL I PISSED MYSELF
I WAS LIKE IN SIXTH GRADE AND I PANICKED
IT WAS DURING LUNCH SO I WAS WALKING BACK AND FORTH IN THE BATHROOM AND USING TOWELS TRYING TO CLEAN IT AND THE BELL RANG
DONUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU USE US AS AN OUTLET FOR ALL YOUR NIGGLING CONFESSIONS. NONE OF US WILL WANT TO MEET YOU EVER
EXCEPT FOR ME

 

by Benco
10-04-02
HE WAS LIKE *SMACKS MATT UPSIDE THE HEAD*
AND I WAS LIKE *FUCKS CHRIS UPSIDE THE ASS*
AND HE WAS LIKE "MY MOM IS RIGHT HERE"

 

by Benco
10-05-02
I HIGHLY ENCOURAGE MYSELF TO GO EAT SOME BACON
I HIGHLY ENOURAGE YOU TO FIE FORM FATNESS
DIE EVEN
DIE FROm TOO
BUT IN ALL CAPS
GOD MY TYPING IS SUK

 

by Benco
10-06-02
WHY DO PEOPLE CARE ABOUT ZZT SITE CLONES
Ig because it's a threat to our penis replacement
HA HA ZZT AS A PENIS REPLACEMENT
@PENIS #END
:TOUCH :TOUCH :TOUCH :TOUCH #SHOOT N
#END

 

by Benco
10-06-02
RYO, TODAY AY MY CHURCH THEY PLAYED ADD N TO X'S "PLUG MY IN" AND I WAS LIKE "DID YOU FIND THE SONG FIRST OR THE MUSIC VIDEO?"
BENCO AWESOME. DID THEY SHOW THE VIDEO TOO? YOU SHOULD'VE ACTED IT OUT
I DIDN'T HAVE MY OSCILATING DILDO WITH ME :(
I BET THE PREACHER DID
IS YOUR PREACHER MATTHEW HARDON
NO, JUSTIN MORECOCK

 

by Benco
10-06-02
I JUST SPENT 6 HOURS WITH A GAY GUY AND NEVER GOT HIS NAME.
DID YOU SPEND THE WHOLE TIME DECORATING OR WHAT
*RIMSHOT*
I THINK YOU WERE CLOSER WHEN YOU SAID RIMSHOT :(
PROBABLY =\

 

by Benco
10-07-02
what's a good bad religion song
WELL MOONPIE SINCE THE "GOOD BAD" NEGATE EACH OTHER THAT QUESTION COULD BE "WHAT'S A RELIGION SONG"
AND I WOULD HAVE TO RECOMMEND "JESUS IS MY BEST FRIEND"

 

by Benco
10-12-02
WHAT IF THE SNIPER IS JUST SOME RABID COUNTERSTRIKE PLAYER AND HE SOMEHOW GOT A LISTING OF LOCAL COUNTERSTRIKE PLAYERS
AND HE IS HUNTING THEM DOWN AND KILLING THEM TO PROVE THAT HE IS THE BEST
THEN HE'S A CAMPER
AND EVERYONE ELSE WAS PROBABLY LAGGED

 

by Benco
10-12-02
Hey.
I SAID HEY
Wow Herc was uncharacteristically angry just then
YOU MEAN HE REPEATED HIMSELF? ONCE?
In capitals. For Herc, this is akin to wife-beating
YEAH HE WAS RAGING

 

by Benco
10-12-02
I THINK THIS MARYLAND SNIPER THING IS JUST A HOAX. NO ONE IS REALLY DEAD
IT'S AN AD FOR COUNTERSTRIKE 2
Guys they're advising people to WALK IN ZIG ZAGS
STRAFE!
Zamros WAS right!

 

by Benco
10-14-02
YOU HAVE TO BE GOD DAMN 19 IN ALABAMA
YOU HAVE TO BE 19 TO BUY CIGARETTES? HAHAAHA CRANK THAT'S SO GREAT
Be glad you don't live in California. You can't even smoke in bars there.
YEAH OR THE SUEDE DENIM SECRET POLICE WOULD GET YOU
CRANK IS IN ALABAMA! HAR HAR
IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT ALABAMA IS, IMAGINE TEXAS WITH MORE STUPID

 

by Benco
10-14-02
HAHAHA SHIT I FORGOT BASIC MATH HELP ME
CRANK + MEANS YOU ADD THE TWO NUMBERS TOGETHER
WHAT IF I HAVE THREE NUMBERS SEPARATED BY +
THAT NEVER HAPPENS
IT HAS HERE :(
BURN IT

 

by Benco
10-17-02
"At the end of the month, I'm inviting the voudoun sexdeath loa Baron Samedi to a large annual crossdressing party that happens at my school."
What school do YOU go to?
And also - YOU'RE A DORK

 

by Benco
10-20-02
I'm like £1000 overdrawn
FUNK YOU'VE BEEN AT UNI FOREVER THOUGH
I've got lots of money in the bank
SHUT UP ADV NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU
I believe someone out there does!
THINK AGAIN FATTY

 

by Benco
10-20-02
WELL WHEN A MAN AND A WOMAN LOVE EACH OTHER THEY GET SOME BIRDS AND SOME BEES
AND SOMETHING HAPPENS I WISH I KNEW WHAT :(
OR IN CRANK'S CASE WHEN A TRUCKER PULLS INTO A TRAILER PARK
AND LIVESTOCK JUST WON'T DO IT FOR HIM

 

by Benco
10-21-02
Zamros, I know you're American and so can't be blamed for your attention span, but get some Ritalin
ACTUALLY MY ATTENTION SPAN IS

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