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by BillyBob
2-27-09
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Wow! I love your look babe! You are just one cool look'in woman!
Uh, excuse Me, you wanna say that again?
Oh, I mean hi. What's your name? My name is Gary.
Well, Gary, I'm Linda. You busy tonight?
Whoa! I didn't want it to go that for!

 

by BillyBob
3-26-09
So what's up with you buster?
Uh, huh, that's what was I thinking about asking you!
I'm just bummin' around. I know a really cool place, wanna go?
Uh sure dudet but where?
See, ain't this place awesome!
Whoa, it rocks!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
4-25-09
Man, am I glad I'm go'in on vacation tomorrow!
Yeah, I can't wait for Mine but it isn't until late next month, by then it'll be summer!
What do you mean it'll be summer, summer is already upon us!
Yeah but its not official yet, its just been very warm lately.
Its been too warm, too soon, too much around here.
Yeah and you still got your coat on!

 

by BillyBob
5-24-09
Its Memorial Day Weekend!
Support our Troops of the USA!
Honor them with your Freedom!

 

by BillyBob
6-27-09
Here is a NORMAL conversation!
You know Father's Day was this past Sunday?
Yeah.?
Well, the same old thing happen with My dad. I should have known not to ask him.
Ask him about what?
I asked him why isn't there a Son's Day? He said Father's Day is on a Sunday so there is a Sunday but if there was a "Son's Day" the wrong son would be celebrated cause it would be on a Sunday too!
Man, your dad seems, um ... different. What planet did you say he's from???

 

by BillyBob
7-26-09
GeorgeyBoy was sent to the Moon because of his powers & has finally made it there in outer space!
GeorgeyBoy no like gray planet. It be too empty. GeorgeyBoy no like space suit neitha!
GeorgeyBoy cannot eat yellow yums yums in stupid suit, GeorgeyBoy hungry! GeorgeyBoy could eat whole green holder of dem yummy yums!
GeorgeyBoy got a surprise he didn't expect!
GeorgeyBoy says hi Grey! Me not dink you guys make Moon home? When did Greys do dat?
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by BillyBob
8-23-09
Hey Herb, can you believe this summer?
You gonna start that again?
Really, its like WHAT summer, this is the year that didn't have one!
Uh, last time I checked it was very hot outside and its been that way for weeks and besides, you said it was summer before!
Well, we may have had some hot weather but it won't be here for long. I always like to be prepared for the winter!
Oh, so that's why you always wear those clothes everyday Trevor, what'ya know, you learn something new every day but then again, YOU don't!

 

by BillyBob
9-24-09
The Old Man Jack is tired of the Dude being the same every day with his trusty Aves Belt!
Ah Dude, why don't you be someone like I once was!
Oh, okay, I'll be right back!
The Dude did what the Old Man Jack asked!
I wonder what he's up to, OH MY GOSHS GREAT BALLS OF FIERY LAVA POOLS! What did you do Dude?
Well, Old Man Jack, you said be somebody and now I am! I'm Super Dude! Go outside and I'll show you what I can do!
And so now it has begun!
Oh this'll be so hilarious I think I'm gonna laugh for a week straight!
Up, up and up I go!!!!!!!!

 

by BillyBob
10-27-09
Its Halloween night and one kid dares the other on Blood Moon Hill!
I'm not afraid to go up there blondie!
OK smart @$$, I deca-dog dare ya to!
Yeah, yeah, I'm goin'. Oh My!!!!! Run for your life!!!!!!!
What? Run from what? Nothing happen yet, you didn't even go up there!
Well, just run for it, we know now who's the chicken!

 

by BillyBob
11-24-09
On Thanksgiving, Alex & Hank are as usual!
Alex, did you check on the turkey yet?
Oh no I didn't! CRAP!!!
Oh hank, I burnt it, I burnt the turkey! That means no turkey! No Thanksgiving! I ruined it all!!!!!
Alex, stuff happens babe, don't get so down about it, come on, I'll take ya somewhere you'll love!
Oh thanky Hanky, I love it when you bring Me here & the food was so delicious! Maybe you could bring Me here every Thanksgiving?
What? Did she plan this whole thing so I'd take her here?

 

by BillyBob
12-23-09
Its Christmas and some of the guys are chitchatting about this, that, and the other!
You've worked at the office for a very long time Victor, I think its time you get a Christmas bonus!
Yes, sir, I have put countless hours in working, how much is it?
I just heard the boss say to the oldie about a Christmas bonus, you think he'll give us one?
I would think so, it's the most logically needed thing for him to do especially all the dang hard work we do, I mean heck, it is Chistmas for cry'in out loud!
Say Bud, isn't spending Christmas in the bar fun? I mean its better than wasting it in the office anyway!
Uh Trevor, I'd be rather be home spending some quality time with My wife on Christmas than being at a bar standing guard doing nothing!

 

by BillyBob
1-26-10
Hello there Mister, here is a letter for you!
Man, a guy can't even get a cup of coffee in peace these days, it better be worth the trip for Me to walk out here!
I'm sorry Mister but it's is My job to deliver your mail.
I've heard it before, don't blame the bell boy, don't shoot the messenger, IT'S MY JOB! If you'd come at a time when I'm awake then I'd feel like your delivery!
Hey Mister, I don't want any trouble, just take your letter so I can finish the rest of My Route.
Heck with My letter! I'm gonna finish My coffee and you can have the joy seeing Me have the joy!

 

by BillyBob
1-26-10
I can't do that Mister, I gotta get go'in, just take your letter.
I said no, you wait, you rang the door bell while I was having My time with My coffee trying to wake up the old body which you ruined that sweet old time!
I said I'm sorry Mister but...
Oh no buts about it, you ain't got no time at all, your so busy, you gotta do your route. You act like the world is gonna end!
Mine isn't Mister but yours is about to!
Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, can't We settle this like men??

 

by BillyBob
2-25-10
Hey gal, cool see'in you here, I was just go'in to the bar, wanna see if ya can get sum guys?
Your on girl, let's go and have some fun!
Oh Martha, My boyfriend keeps on telling Me how great looking I am but I just can't stand how I look! What should I do?
Kim, your fine looking and he knows it. He seems he's happy with you, be more thankful to him. Just convince yourself that you are and you'll make him even more pleased!
Oh crap! Should I go left or right or should I just go straight or should I go back? Damn Myself for not going the other way or the alternate way or...
Whatever lady, whatever.

 

by BillyBob
3-26-10
Can I take the next person, she only wants one thing?
No, you just wait until I can find My change, besides it's very rude doing that, who the hell trained you anyway?
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Wow, he's given her hell, good for him!
Oh quit that, it ain't funny.
Oh come on babe, its about damn time somebody does that her, he's right its rude and shouldn't be done!

 

by BillyBob
4-27-10
It's Spring time, it's supposed to be fun but how can it be? Get out of here you pesky Squirrel!
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Oh no, it's him again, get ready to hear it all!
Hi ya dude, guess what? I just broke My car but I don't care, I get to walk but I'm lost but I love walking in this park and...
There you are, I've been looking all over for you, Mom is gonna be mad to see we're not home so let's hurry up!
Whatever happen to peace and quiet, see what I mean?

 

by BillyBob
5-25-10
Man this place sucks! It ain't got nothin' awesome at all but there is one more darn door to go!
Hmmm. I wonder what's in that room?
Whoa ho ho, an arcade! Its totally massive man I mean this arcade is just so radically tubular! Wow does this place rock or does it rock?
What the hell are you doing here?

 

by BillyBob
6-22-10
What's he complainin' about now?
He's complaining about summer school, he says he's fed up with the crap and his sister is trying to stop him!
Oh come on, its only for a few weeks and we'll still have some time for summer, you just gotta get through it.
NO! I am sick and tired of this crap, I did months of school and we should have a vacation from the madness!
Oh damn dude, if we didn't suck in regular school we wouldn't be here so just get over it!
Oh geeze, the honcho is coming, I'm outta here!

 

by BillyBob
6-22-10
Uh oh, Honcho is here and that's a great reason why summer school sucks!
Yeah I see and boy does it?
Its really no big deal, let's just get the schooling done and we can go home and have fun!
NO, I'm going home now, since you like it you can do the school and be a dummy, I ain't going in that room!
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OK slacker, you've earn an extra month of summer school, get in that room NOW and study!

 

by BillyBob
7-25-10
Uh man did I go through a war!

 

by BillyBob
8-28-10
Roxxy's got something for her buds!
Hey gang, it's almost time to leave for the surprise location, you ready to go?
Well, it better be good cuz I could be do'in sum other stuff instead of wasting My time!
Yeah girl, I'm ready but I ain't sure what I'm ready for.
OK so when are we "really" goin'?
Oh heck yeah, I like surprises, bring it on baby!
Oh I'm sure this is gonna be good, time of My life no doubt!

 

by BillyBob
8-28-10
And now it's revealed!
So you guys like it here? I think its quite beautiful and peaceful in this sandy vast!
What the hell Roxxy? You took us to a freak'in desert, have you lost your f%#& mind entirely?
Wow I sure wasn't ready for this but man it does grow on ya.
I can't believe you are serious about this but then again this is Roxxy we're talkin' about.
Holy cow, a desert, a FREAK'IN DESERT MAN!
Yep, just like I thought, it's the time of My life!

 

by BillyBob
8-28-10
Oh you don't like it here, I thought it would be cool for us to do this.
COOL is not the word, why the %@^& did you bring us here in the first place, it's so freggin' hot here!
It's different I mean I can't say its wonderful but its somewhere I never been to before.
Yeah, answer the Dude!
Oh it ain't bad, come on and let's party like we never partied before!
Oh here we go!

 

by BillyBob
8-28-10
Truth is guys since we have a record hot summer, I wanted to see if the dry heat is really not as bad but it seems about the same, sorry Dude:(
What the freggin' heck, this is a test, bringing all of us out here just for a dumb test, heat is heat , *@$!, Roxxy, you have lost you mind!
Well, at least she told you the truth.
So Roxxy, how long are we gonna stay here cause I'm burnin' up.
Whoa ho ho, hey babe let's party and have sum fun, huh?
Well, I ain't got nuthin' else to do so let's mess around and do it all night, IN YOUR FREGGIN DREAMS Stevo!

 

by BillyBob
9-28-10
Something "major" is going on in there!
Hey babe, you wanna play around?
Uh, OK.
What like a board game or a video game?
Um, honey baby, that's not what I had in mind.

 

by BillyBob
10-05-10
So dark beauty of Mine, wanna see if anybody's home up there?
Oh hell yeah, it'll be perfect tonite!
Oh indeed My love, we're together on Halloween, a night we've been waiting for!
Yeah, this will be quite the time for us to have our fun.
Ten bucks says the fly eater will answer the door.
Your on My Prince!

 

by BillyBob
10-10-10
You bloody vermin, I've been trying to get out of this hell hole for hours and you've been heckling Me the whole time, take this!
Squeeeaakk!

 

by BillyBob
10-15-10
DAH. DEH.
COME HERE MY LOVE.
DEH, UHH DAH.
JOIN ME NOW.
DUH UHH GAA UHH DEHH UHH DAHHH.
I WILL BITE YOUR NECK-YOUR BLOOD WILL TASTE GOOD.

 

by BillyBob
10-19-10

 

by BillyBob
10-19-10
Auuuhhhhh.
Well, you were hungry, there's your fill, now eat it up dead freak!

 

by BillyBob
10-21-10
The Ultra enitiy has been absent for many millennia...
now watching the Earth in modern times...
tonight the Cthulhu Returns!

 

by BillyBob
10-22-10
The Creatures of the Night in all their Fright!
Feeeeddd Meee, ooohhhh feeeeddd Meee!!
Um, no thanks, I'm fine the way I am!
Your wish is My command, Master!
Go!
Boo! Boo! Woohoo BOO!!! HA HA HA HAAAA!
It ain't easy bein' us!

 

by BillyBob
10-23-10
Since We last saw Redd & Finn, they have apparently made up but things are a bit fishy now!
So what it's Halloween, We gotta go through this scary stuff every day!
Yeah but I'm scared every time and since it's Halloween it does matter!
Yeah but I'm not chasing you guys, LOOK behind Me!
RRROOOAAARRRR!

 

by BillyBob
10-25-10
I live again!
What Owls, you never saw a skeleton like Me before?
I got news for you, not all of us decomp the same, yeah, just fly away, I'll spend Halloween by Myself then!

 

by BillyBob
10-27-10
OK nurse, let's get cracking on this guy, We gotta find out the COD! Oh wait let's use this first.
Uh Okay?
Damn, after all that didn't find nothin', OK nurse give Me the needle back.
Must we do it this way docta?
Yeah We... oops, would you look at that, first time I did it and of all days!
Um, huh, it's Halloween and I think I better take your temp, something's not right here, it's down right spooky!

 

by BillyBob
10-28-10
So Hanky, you gonna take Me to that haunted house today?
Well yes, why wouldn't I?
I don't know, so when is it?
It can really be anytime, if you wanna leave now We can.
Oh wow, it's almost dark so now would be great!
OK Alex, let's go.

 

by BillyBob
10-28-10
At the arrival, Hank got a call on his cell phone.
Oh come on Hank, what perfect timing, so who the heck was that?
It was Bobby at work, I'm sorry babe, We gotta go back home.
WHAT!
It's something I gotta do, I'm sorry baby.
Back home.
So what was so important Hanky? I was so excited before but now...
Oh but wait My honey girl Alex, step in the hall for Me.

 

by BillyBob
10-28-10
I just can't believe this, was it really... whoa, what's that?
Oh wow Hanky, this is really cool, who are they?
It's Bobby and Robby, I didn't know about this baby, they called about it and I couldn't say no, I did it for you for your Halloween
I hope this wasn't for nothing Robby, this suit is hotter than an oven.
Yeah, tell Me about it!

 

by BillyBob
10-29-10
Oh what can I do this Halloween?
There's really no good idea in this stink'in book!
C'mon and think big guy, what can I do for this dark special day?

 

by BillyBob
10-29-10
Hmmm. I wonder if...
Yeah, that's good for Halloween!
OK big shots, ready for some some bloody Halloween action? Trick or Treat cause here I come!

 

by BillyBob
10-30-10
Nice day ain't it?
Yep.
So Rex, what'ya gonna do for Halloween?
Oh, I'm gonna run and scare everybody like the big bad dude that I am.
Whoa, so your gonna do the same thing you always do?
Sure am, there's nothing like a big fun scare!

 

by BillyBob
10-31-10
In his sister's bedroom, talking about Halloween.
So little brother, what are you going to be for Halloween?
Oh, I got it all planned, stay right here, I'll be back in ten minutes!
Wow, is that you My little brother?
Well of course it's Me, what do you think of it?
It looks like a ton of work just to be outside for only a little while.
Actually it's not, I practiced a lot to make it just right.

 

by BillyBob
10-31-10
I see, well you better get going for all that candy.
Yeah I know.
Oh and be careful, there might be some "real" monsters out there!
OK already!
Oh and don't "literally" scare people to death!
Oh dang you Sis!

 

by BillyBob
10-31-10
So let Me guess, your wife wanted you to dress up as the cwazed wabbit, the Bunny of Halloween again, am I right?
Yes, unfortunately you are.
So pray tell, what was the reason behind her scheme this time?
She was so pleased how the kids were so afraid of Me last Halloween she just loved it so she wanted Me to do it again.
You don't want to make her disappointed so just go out there, scare the kids, please the woman and have a great hoppin' Halloween time again.
Oh your so hilarious, I'm just filled with laughter!

 

by BillyBob
10-31-10
Whao ho ho, this Halloween is rockin' already!
Ah yeah, how come is this Halloween rockin'
Hi mam, may I....
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
She was so afraid out of her wits it was so cool to have such a radical moment!
Oh man that's awesome, this Halloween is rockin' dude, it's rockin'!

 

by BillyBob
11-05-10
So how did your Hoppin Halloween go Mr. cwazed wabbit, the Bunny of Halloween?
Oh man why must you ask?
Well because your My pal and I just wanted to know.
It went fine, the kids were scared and some even said they hope that the Easter Bunny doesn't show up on Easter.
Really? So man, you were a hit, congrats My friend, congrats!
Oh at least somebody's happy.

 

by BillyBob
11-05-10
So how was your Halloween after saying that to Me?
Oh it sucked but I'm sorry sis, you just get on My nerves.
I don't know why you just keep on saying things, just let Me go and have a fun time.
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Well come on sis, your My big sister, what do you have to say about that?
What do I have to say about that? Your a damn little punk and until Mom & Dad come home your grounded!

 

by BillyBob
11-05-10
Wow My love, wasn't that place awesome?
Yeah and the fly eater was there and a whole host of others too!
Yeah, I won the bet My dark beauty.
Yes I know, so what's next?
Let's just lay low, relax with each other and look at that moonlight and the spooky surroundings!
Oh yeah, I'm all for that My Prince!

 

by BillyBob
11-05-10
What kind of Halloween is this?
Nobody's around! I came back for this?
Fine everybody, I'm going back!

 

by BillyBob
11-05-10
That was really a good show your friends put on for Me, thank you Hanky!
Well, I did it for you and I'd do anything for you Alex, you know that.
I know you would and speaking of that, how about let's go back to the haunted house.
I think their closing up now?
Oh I hope not, I really wanted to go inside that huge mansion, I didn't want to miss it!
Here We go again!

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