All comics by BunnyDog3

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by BunnyDog3
5-01-01
So tired!
So Spiteful!
Penis Sex.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
What the heck is wrong with the nird kid that he has to put his gradjamacation into a comic...
What a fool!
Then again, this in really the best way to assure we would read it... ...I guess I am really the fool. I want to die.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Mkay, so the kid decided to be nice to me and kind in a comic or something...thus makin' me feel all (the) warm 'n fuzzy...
But the bestfriend got all pissed off and berated him for being nice to me, and so now he has to stop and be nice to her instead...warm fuzzieness vanishes...
The only thing that is worse it that she is going to take this comic seriously and hate me...Why don't I impale myself now?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Why do I always have to be the center of attention?
Why am I manipulative to everyone I know?
Why do my comics suck more ass that the comics of all of my comrades?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Today I went to a gas station and bought some potato chips...
When I got there, a homly man was buying beer, when I left, a homly woman was buying beer...
What is with homely people, gas stations, and beer?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
So I guess whichever of us agrees to casual sex first, you have to pretend to like more?
hrm...
friendship... sex.. throbbing.. sweaty.. groaning... ...hrm... ice cream!
What's say we just get it on?
What the heck! I'm down for whatever...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Wouldn't it be great if all the problems of the world couod be solved by casual sex?
Yep...
But they can't... At least not famine
Pervert...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Never tell people when you have dreams about them...
I had a dream with you in it last night...
Hrm? What about?
Well, you were working at the Gap, and my cousin was there, but it was like we were at school, but not a real school...so you were call yourself in, but I wanted you to go to class with me...
and so I was glad when the attendeance lady told you that you couldn't, so we went to find this red backpack....
A minute ago, I really really liked you...now you are scary.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Hey you!
Yeah..you there, at the computer, making comics about us!
We know you don't hate us, or even really dislike us in a very serious way...
Even though you probably should...
...and we think that you are straight up awesome...
so quit bitching already!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
Last night, my mom told me I looked really sick. She gave me some nyquil and put me right to bed.
I got almost 8 hours of sleep, and I feel much better...
Therefore, tonight it's back to beef jerky and comics till 3 AM

 

by BunnyDog3
5-02-01
*spew spew speeeeeew*
Muh...Um, I have to go now....ACK!
I talked to the glitter spewing freak... I am sorry I made you skip class...
Well, you ARE a whore...I kind of expect it.
But...Um...weren't ugly things fun?
Ah yes..."humanity sucks: how to beautify a landscape part one...rotting fish carcass"...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-03-01
Dude
Life fucking sucks
I need more of those little blue pills

 

by BunnyDog3
5-04-01
Did I just see you talking to the glitter spewing freak??
Please no! No matter how bad your life is, it will never be bad enough to do THAT!
You have known no brain-death like that which she can provide!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
I have been working on graduation announcement...
but I really just wanted to be making comics...
There is no reason for me to live...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
It is commonly thought that urine can ease jellyfish stings...
That makes sense...chemically speaking...
Well, you'd think so, but it isn't true...
?
Basically, that just came about when a beach bum pervert wanted to piss on some poor little boy in pain...
Hmmm, that explains some things..I wondered why he told me it would help if I opened my mouth..

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Earlier today, I was just sitting around, chillin' with the ol' ps2...
and I couldn't stop thinking...
"Beer makes time die"
And...y'know..it really does
what a sad, sad girl...I was kidding when I said that...mostly

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Why does everyone here consistently use made up names?
everyone here who really knows me already knows who I am...and my real name...
I could put my address and phone number on here...only about 12 people have probably ever read my comics anyway...and none of them cared...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Once my friend Mike said "all guys masturbate all the time...
any guy who says he doesn't is lying..."
Then we all cringed, because the thought of Mike masturbating is SOOOOOOOO vomit-ifiying

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
*type type*
so here is a map to my house for perverts...
later that night...
Zzzzzz ----------- ------------ ------------- ------- AHHHHHHH!
oooh ----------- --------- AHHHHHHH!
I didn't expect the perverts to start arriving so quickly! YIPE!
I didn't expect her to really be a purple penguin!!! YIPE!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Life is pain...
And I love it very dearly...
The S&M thing is starting to make a lot more sense...

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
So I skipped school on friday to catch up on my homework and stuff...
But I still have't done a lick of it...
Hmm, time to go ... ...Play PlayStation games!!!!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Nice valley we're in...
Casual sex?
Pervert
Yup...and plagerism-y

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Y'know...sometimes Casual sex just isn't a yes or no question!
Maybe I really like you as a person and I don't want to jeopardize my current relationship with you for the possibility of great, but meaningless sex...
or maybe I'm waiting for marriage...or maybe I am afraind of physical relationships...or maybe I just like chicks... Did you ever think of all THOSE considerations?? Huh?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-06-01
Haw! My plot is succeeding!!!
If I can keep my friends from sleep and lives, I will not be alone all night, being a nerd!!!
Noooo!
MOOOO!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Hun, do you have any idea what we were doing while you were at home sucking??? NOTHING INTERESTING!!! IMAGINE THAT!!!
...Though apparently his parents would never believe that...
Dammit, there wasn't even a lesbian involved!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Oh, but Dear, there was one thing...
I went to see the old people and the pirin tablet...they miss you...
Ohhh, and believe me, you'll want to be seeing the pirin tablet - OHHH YEEEAAAH!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
So, the best friend is grounded..I've been sleeping all weekend and have been forced to the level of comics as communication...
Needless to say, I have not even pretended to be productive this weekend, and my breath tastes like bar-b-que potato chips...
*sigh* at least i can spice up life with a stimulating...background

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Fuuuuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!
*angst angst angst!!*
Ah, how I love relationships involving other humans.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Y'know what I think is funny?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
No, really. You were supposed to ask, "What's funny?"
*crickets chirping*
So anyway...when I press save, the dialogue of my comic flashes on the bar at the bottom of my browser while it is saving...
A couple comics ago, it said "fuuuck+ fuckity+ fuck+ fuck+ fuck" right at the bottom! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... I laughed my ass off.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Why the hell is everyone on here so Goddamn obsessed with PunkRock???
It is even starting to piss me off!!!
...Y'know what would be a really good name for an all-girl punk band?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
One, two, three, four, five!
Counting syllables is fun!
But Haikus suck ass

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Whenever I get sad, I can think of a little midget business man hiding from "penis sex" under a breifcase.
Or I can just leap into the fire...
...Another word for breifcase is attache'.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Sing this happy song with me!!! Follow the bouncing penguin!
In three weeks i have to graduate and become a real person - la la la la la!
But before then, I have a whole semester of homework to do - la la - plus I will spend the whole summer worrying about leaving my friends and family and being 2000 miles form home and shit! Laaaaa.
La la la! But I am happy, because I know there's always death to fantasize about. La la la la laaaaa!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Hmm, well I am having a solo comicathon...
Is this a lot like masturbation?
Should I be ashamed?

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Every night, I have dreams about spyro the dragon and dogs on balls yelling "MY DIZZAK!!!"
I think that is even more shameful than the masturbation analogy...
Beer makes time die.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
Today my brother told me about a site where you can order shirts that say "Do you have stairs in your house?"
I got extremely excited, and insisted that he order me one...
God, my brother fucking rawks

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
SOmeone told me a joke the other day...
WHat's better than a gold medal in the special olympics?
ICE CWEEEM!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-13-01
You KNOW I wasn't dissing you...
urm...
You know I always have fun with you, right?
...urm...
You do agree that we are both boring and pointless though, right? ... ... ... ... ? ... ... ... ... um... OTTERS!!!
OTTERS!!!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-24-01
On the pissed side of the manic/pissed/depressed cycle
Hey! You know what?? FUCK YOU GUYS!!!
You - stick girl! You do not have a right to bitch and moan in comics if you are going to be a wicked whore in real life!!! If I am pissing you off, tell me and fucking deal with it! GODFUCKINGDAMN
And nerd boy--- What the fuck?!!! Quit talking! I'm sick of the comics where we diss you! FUCKING CHRIST!

 

by BunnyDog3
5-24-01
Cooling off time
*sigh*
Okay...dear...I don't want to be a bitch...But I think it's shitty that you attack me comic-style for being the way that I am. And when I ask you what's wrong, I want you to honestly tell me...
I only want to cheer you up...help me try. Please don't get more pissed at me because I'm insane. I can't help it.

 

by BunnyDog3
5-24-01
.8 seconds later, I'm back to happiness.
*smile*
So plese don't hate my dearest love and my wonderful nerd...I don't want to offend you two...I love you both with all my heart and soul.
This summer we are gonna ride roller coasters...and, dear nerd, we always love to include you in our freak duo...but maybe not with the roller coasters. *wink, nudge, grin, floppy, squwak*

 

by BunnyDog3
6-06-01

 

by BunnyDog3
6-06-01
I stopped making comics
I hadn't even thought about it for weeks.
My computer 'sploded a great deal.
I miss it with all of my soul
My parents' pisses me off a lot.
I had a heckuva time logging in...

 

by BunnyDog3
6-06-01
SUUUUUMMer is SHiiiiiiiTTy and BOOOOOOOORiIIiiiing!
The best friend is busy with reletives, the nerd is NEVER, EVER HOME! ...oh, and i just got a shit-ass job...
And just think, these are the best days of my life. Soon, life will happen. Yup. kill me now.

 

by BunnyDog3
6-06-01
So I tried to call the nerd kid about 30 times today, and only once did anyone answer.
His mom, I'm sure, thinks I am stalking him for the purpose of doing something dirty in his pants (I'm afraid to speculate what...)
And I can't call his friend's house, even though he is probably there, because his friends all hate me or are scared of me or think i am a raging bull-dyke, which is only slightly ture.

 

by BunnyDog3
6-06-01
Plus, life is sucking in a basically general way - which is never quite as apparent as when I am comicing.
And I read the other kid's comics...They make me hurt with a deep, undying ache that turns all my internal organs to a pulsating, vomit-scented, highly acidic muck.
Cant we all just get along? .... ... .. . ... . By which I mean..."Shoot ourselves?"

 

by BunnyDog3
7-13-01
Yay!
YAAAAAAAAY!
Suck.

 

by BunnyDog3
7-13-01
I was reading some comics and noticed that I miss communicating with wankers in a geekified way.
Then I remembered that I haven't had a computer for 6 weeks...and my comics suck and piss me off anyway...
at least now I can play Black and White again...

 

by BunnyDog3
7-13-01
Hey chick! Look at the wicked Microsoft box in the corner!
Yooou can't make it gooo awaaaay!
Haw haw!
Windows rogers your ass again - and you can't do anything about it!!!
so there.
ow
ow

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