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by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
What's wrong?
I've lost my home, my job, my family, my friends ... my reasons for existence...
Woah ... I'll always be here for you...
Oh wow, Pete, I'm so glad I can depend on you for a shoulder to cry on.
... Will you got out with me?
I hope he gets hit by a pointy train.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
What's wrong?
I've lost my home, my job, my family, my friends ... my reasons for existence...
Woah ... I'll always be here for you...
Oh wow, Pete, I'm so glad I can depend on you for a shoulder to cry on.
... Will you got out with me?
I hope he gets hit by a pointy train.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
It is opposite land in CheerUpEmoKid's house.
You know I can't go to work on a full stomach! STARVE ME, WOMAN!
I could suuuure go for a huge penis right about now.
Woah, this sebra guy sounds HOT.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
6-30-06
Can I have theeee, ummmm, F.B.I fries and a large Custody Cola, please?
No.
May I have the Jury Burger with extra lettuce?
Leave. Now.
Give me the biggest meal you've got, fatso.
Yes sir!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-08-06
What are you up to now? Pretending to be a supermodel on chatterbox.com again?
...How did you... anyway, no. I'm editing my exam piece for my media studies project.
Which is...
I'm making a show, where parents live out their dreams.
A+, here I come!
Ouch! What are you doing with that vice grip...? Daddy? Don't do that! OH MY GOD, MY ACHIN' BALLS!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-09-06
Dude, I need money. Help me.
No can do. I'm broke myself. But hey! You should immigrate to America! Everyone is rich in America!
Hmmm...
No thanks.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-09-06
Boo! You suck! You can't play guitar to save your sad little life!
Damn. That's pretty mean. Stop that.
It's okay, dude. They expect this sort of thing. It pushes them to prove how good they are.
Your Mom was great in bed last night, you closet homosexual!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-09-06
Dear Shit-face.Turn around and face me. From, God.
You could have just asked.
Couldn't be bothered, Shit-face

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-15-06
The surgery will take place in an hour if you'd like to come through and talk to one of our experts.
Three hours later...
There was an ... erm, slight problem with the operation, my dear.
Say what now?

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-15-06
Show us yer tits, love!
Oh my God!
My future lies with you! Embrace me, you charmer!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-15-06
Honey, you make my pee-pee hard.
What a childish thing to say ... calling your penis a pee-pee.
I'm only like this when I'm aroud you, my bouncing, big-breasted beauty.
Is that so? And what would your girlfriend say about that?
Something along the lines of "damn, I wish mine were that size."
That's not what I - forget it.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
7-15-06
I love you, you love me...
Dude, you're not Barney. Barney is purple and friendly and you're a big scary ugly green thing. And you're holding coffee. What sort of good example is that?
Look, kid. This is what we call the world of competition. So you're going to shut your fat face and love me, you got it?!
... We're a great big fam-il-y

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-24-07
You mean you've never heard of MAC makeup?!
Can't say I have.
Pete, what's wrong with you?!
Lots. I made a list yesterday.
But ... but you're depriving yourself of good makeup!
So that's what I've been missing. Hell, I thought it was sex or something. Silly me.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-24-07
So after watching every season of the talent show 'The X Factor', Mel decides to watch the American version, just to see the difference.
That was absolutely horrible. There is no way you'll make it in the music industry.
Wow. This is so new and refreshing.
Excuse me while I choke on my sarcasm.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-25-07
Was it right coming back to Stripcreator? Does it make me too geeky?
Hmm...
I'll just stick to World of Warcraft...

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-25-07
Sometimes, in the middle of a game, during a sub-boss, a character will die.
It's so sad, considering how long they'd been playing. But in the midst of it all, I always find myself screaming...
The depression kicks in sometimes later...
LEAVE ME EVERYTHING YOU EQUIPPED, KAAAAY?!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-25-07
Chinese or Pizza?
...A chinese pizza.
You might be onto something, there...
It already exists. Cat meat special, hold the teriyaki.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-25-07
Did you hear that, Jay? Sony are giving everybody who waited in line for a PS3 a free HDTV.
Still not worth it.

 

*Ahem* ... Pete, let's never speak of this again.
...So you don't appreciate my bed-bug collection?
by CheerUpEmoKid, 3-28-07

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-28-07
What's that smell?
It smells strange ... kind of like ... like...
THE SMELL OF 'STREET FIGHTER' DEFEAT! BAHAHA!

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-28-07
Pete, I have something to tell you.
I'm ... I'm pregnant.
Me sorry. Me no speaky deh English.

 

by CheerUpEmoKid
3-28-07
How you doing, Jay?
Just slaughtered a few wild animals. Game-play is slow.
There's a group of dwarfs and knights within my radius but they're all highly experienced.
No, I mean ... how you doing, sweetie-pie.

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