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by Dacca
1-31-09
2 minutes earlier.
The experiment went teribly wrong. Now you are mentally retarded. And you can't talk. The rest of your life will be complete hell for you I need to get you to a doctor! Sorry Garry!
2 weeks earlier
Well, I'm losing my hair but it's all going to be worth it.
2 months earlier.
So, your really going to do this experiment with me. Because I've wanted to do it all my life.
Yeah i'll do it but we need someone to be our guinea pig, Garry.

 

by Dacca
1-31-09
1 day earlier.
I don't think you should do this experiment. What if something goes wrong?
Nothing will go wrong. I promise you with my life.
2 weeks earlier.
Oh, CRAP my hair has went grey I think I really need to do that experiment.
Oh, Garry, why can't you be happy with this life?

 

by Dacca
1-31-09
40 years earlier.
Well, Garry. I think you have the best singing voice you will be famous one day I hope.
I will dedicate my life to becoming a scientist so when I grow up I can do an experiment that will make my voice better.
Why don't you just dedicate your life to singing?
Because i'm not stupid.
14 years earlier.
I'm pregnent!

 

by Dacca
2-05-09
Wow Billy you actually moved here.
Yeah, I hope its as good as you said.
Well, I guess hopeing is all you can do.

 

by Dacca
2-05-09
So do you come here often?
Yeah, even though my mum tells me not to I do it anyway cause I hate my mum I hate everyone, everyone is gay!
Correction: everyone turns gay after meeting you.

 

by Dacca
2-06-09
Oh, crap man! We're stuck on this desert island. What are we ever going to do?
Well, how about we play some golf.
Ha, funny!

 

by Dacca
2-06-09
I can say no to that cat.
No one can .
Well Billy can you do me a favour.
How did he suck me into this?

 

by Dacca
2-06-09
i'm way sexier then you I bet you $900 that I can pick up any girl in the bar.
Okay, sounds good! but you've only got one chance.
So, i'll pick you up at 7 oclock?
Sounds fantastic.
Did you see that!
Yeah, that was a boy duck!

 

by Dacca
2-07-09
WHERE AM I?! HAVE YOU KIDNAPED ME?!
Welcome to my house Billy
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?!
My names Bobba and I love you!
WHAT?!
Would you like to make babies with me.

 

by Dacca
2-07-09
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!
I want to dance with you.
YOU"RE NOT HUMAN! What are you?
I'm an Opla.
WHAT?!
I want to eat your poo!

 

by Dacca
4-10-09
Melvin is that you?
Wow, Linda it's been so long since our great night. What have you been doing?
Raising your twins!

 

by Dacca
4-11-09
How could you leave me like that, Melvin?
The question you should be asking is how could I stay?

 

by Dacca
4-11-09
So your my dad?
Yup.
Could be worse, I guess...
...I don't know how.

 

by Dacca
4-11-09
So dad do you want to go fishing, with me? Your son.
No, not really....
later on...
Hey, Melvin do you want to go fishing, with me and the guys?
Do I know you?
Nope.
Oh, okay let's go.

 

by Dacca
4-11-09
I know that you just left but I think I still love you!
HeHe you love me! That's funny.
let's have sex!
Okay.

 

I can't believe Dad just left like that.
Well, I'm kind of sad he came back.
by Dacca, 4-11-09

 

I think I love her, Richie!
Wow, that's really gross.
by Dacca, 4-11-09

 

by Dacca
4-11-09
I just got back from the doctors. It's not good news. (sigh)
Oh really, Richie what do you have?
It turns out i'm a duck. They don't want me to keep going there. They signed me up with a vet.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I'll ask you because you have experience. How do they treat you in a vet?

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
The kids are away tonight, so maybe we could have a romantic night?
maybe, but maybe we could watch the football.
SIGH

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
I think we are meant for each other, Melvin.
Me too!
She's way off!
Wow, he actually loves me!

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
What we did last night was great!
oh really, I'm to drunk to remember!

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
Wow! Your girlfriend really likes you!
Yeah, I know.
Do you like her?
Yeah sure, i guess i like her like how a man can like any object.

 

Have you ever noticed I am a better drawing then anyone else in this comic?
by Dacca, 4-12-09

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
Maybe we can go one step higher in our relationship tonight?
Yeah sure. I'll get the beer.

 

by Dacca
4-12-09
Hey Richie, last night I realised that mr girlfriend loves me. I'm going to ask her to marry me!
WOW!
You know what I realised last night?
No, what?
I'm a duck, and i don't give a fuck!

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
Babe I was wondering if you'll marry me?
Oh, yes!
Wheres the ring?
Oh, um I couldn't find any for less than $20
Oh

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
I can't believe I am getting married. I feel so loved!
I remember when I got married, the first to times.
I was to drunk to remember the next ten times.

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
Hey did you eat the last donut?
ARGH!!!
What is it honey?
Oh, just had a scary dream!

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
So when should we have the wedding?
I was thinking never...

 

So I was thinking about how much I love you.
Oh! Quit trying we just had sex twelve minutes ago.
by Dacca, 4-14-09

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
Looks like I've got another letter from Dacca, it says that he is only going to do ten more comics in Melvin, and it's going to end the way that he thinks that Melvin should end,
After that he says that he might get around to developing the star trek series, and a series called Ranger and Friends about a man named Tom Ranger.
He might also do a thing called Dacca comics about himself, oh and in the letter he also tells me to stop looking through his garbage.

 

by Dacca
4-14-09
So only 5 days until i'm a married man!
Yep, I can't wait til where married.
Why it's not like marage is going to change anything.
What do you mean.
Well, your not changing your name, you are still going to be waking up to me everyday, and you are still never going to choose what we watch on tv.
I think I may have made a mistake.

 

by Dacca
4-15-09
I don't want to marry Melvin anymore what should I do?
I think i have something in mind.
Meanwhile.
I can't wait to be maried that is going to be so good!
She probally thinks the same thing.

 

by Dacca
4-15-09
Your under arrest Melvin
What? But your a mail man.
I'm undercover, we have been trying to trake you down for years, your going to jail.
WHAT? why?
Because yo stole that strange looking hat!

 

by Dacca
4-15-09
Dads going to jail!
Wow, where have we been all this time?
here?

 

But oficer I didn't do anything!
You Spelt Officer wrong!
by Dacca, 4-15-09

 

by Dacca
4-15-09
So he goes to prision, and you broke up with him? God his going to go crazy!
Yeah, I feel kind of bad about it but I think I am in love with you!
He'd better have one kick arse cell mate!

 

by Dacca
4-15-09
I can't believe we just did that! Melvin is going to kill me!
oh well, it can't be any worse than what you just did to me!
Do you wanna do it again?

 

This was a pretty pointless comic.
I agree!
by Dacca, 4-19-09

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
Come out I'm taking you to your new cell!
But I was likeing this one!
Wow, that is really sad.

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
Hey Chuck! Is that you?
Sure is!
What have you be doing with yourself?
Raising your twins!
Wow, this is strange!

 

Oh, great another fag!
Hi, I'm ranger your new room mate!
by Dacca, 4-19-09

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
And somewhere in space... I think in a spaceship just above the earth...
So this planet seems a little crazy.
Yeah the guy who made this hell hole must have been on crack!
I know the guy that made this planet.
God?
No, you idiot as if you would believe that fairy tale.

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
And now for something exactly the same.
So who made Earth, who made the universe?
A guy named Greg, his a little crazy.
I want to met him.
No you don't.

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
and now for some ninjas with high heels.
Finally we are home.
This is a pretty crappy home.
Your a crappy home!
I try my hardest.
Let's go take over Earth!
Later we just got here.

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
And now for some serious crap.
I wish I was living the American dream, I would love you be an American teenager.
Yes, it would be glamorous to be a skinny bitch, with no morals.
No but seriously I'd love it.

 

by Dacca
4-19-09
Now back to the story.
These paintings are so insane they are giving me head achs
Oh, why are you talking to me?
Because your the main character and I am a guest star.
Oh.
Go over there now.

 

by Dacca
4-20-09
And now for those god damn aliens again...
How long to earth?
90 hours!
oh,
you wanna play I spy?

 

by Dacca
4-20-09
So my son was all like I am gay, so I said, you are not gay you are just confused.
So then I was so proud that he was gay I gave him a little punch and before I know it the police came.
So he got taken away for a few months but now his coming back, are you even listening to me?
I don't think I have ever seen you eating a banana, yoour a monkey arn't you?

 

continued...
Are you happy now?
I don't think I have ever been happy.
by Dacca, 4-20-09

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