Random Insanity #53: It sure beats playing "Pecker Checker!" by Dark_Pulse10-30-07 ...What the hell are you doing in the men's bathroom? ...oh, it looks better than I thought! ... *Wink!*
It's -24°F outside and I'm killing boredom. by Dark_Pulse1-16-09 It's friggin' freezing. Screw you, California, and your 75°F temperatures. Meanwhile, in California! Shut up, wuss!
What? I've been here for five years? by Dark_Pulse4-23-10 ...Seems so. Huh. In that time, a lot has changed in my life. But one thing hasn't changed... ...That I'm an irregularly-updating lazy ass.