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by Deaths_Head_II
7-01-04
So what happened then?
I don't know. My half-brother was taken away from Demonia and no one saw him again. The only way I know this is because my dad told me after mom died.
Do you think he'll show up again?
I bet he will, Bob...I bet he will...
Back on earth...
Finally. Thank God this story arc is over.
Took it long enough. Seriously.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-02-04
Before SaGa Frontier:
Is it just me or are all RPGs are too linear today?
Yes, they are all just going from point A to point B.
After SaGa Frontier:
SaGa Frontier game is too non-linear, damn it!
Yeah, there should be at least some moving from point A to point B in it! Geez!
In conclusion: Make up your damn minds.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-02-04
My name is Death's Head II. I am a Mac user.
Your probably laughing your head off at your computer right now.
You probably think that Macs are way to simple to use, calling it a disadvantage...
...and you consider Mac users idiots?
Apple: Simple. If you think that's worth making fun of, then it's amazing how you lasted this long with a PC anyway.
What's that? You're having troubles starting a program on your computer?
Guess what? I started the exact same one a half an hour ago, biatch.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-02-04
Oh great. The GameFAQs character battle is back again for the summer.
You don't sound very happy about it.
That contest only ends up with the character with the most fanboys winning. First time it was Link. Second time it was Cloud.
Oh yeah? Who are you voting for?
Sly Cooper. Every person that has the same first name as me always rock. Sylvester Stallone...Sylvester the cat...etc.
Yeah...good luck with that.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-02-04
We finally got a rating for our strip.
PARTY TIME!!!
WOO HOO!!! WE GOT RATED!!!
ALL RIGHT!!! YEAH, BABY!!!
It's a "0 out of 5" you idiots.
Why do you THINK we're partying?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-02-04
DH2 visits the Final Fantasy X-2 boards...
Man, Final Fantasy X-2 is the best Final Fantasy ever. Tied with Final Fantasy X, of course. The battle system just pwns every other game's.
He's just an idiot...relax...
FFX-2 had the best music ever. BY FAR. The story is terrific as well. It starts out slow but is fantastic later. The characters and character development rocked as well.
Must... control... urge... to... kill...
A 500 person killing spree...how can you live with yourself?
I'm pretty sure that God wanted them to die.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-03-04
This rating we got is really bumming me out, Lord Thief...
It doesn't even matter to me. It makes no difference.
Still, now people are going to read my comic with prejudice, and will probably end up disliking it without giving it a chance.
What makes you think they would do that?
Well...because I do it to them all the time.
Well, lets just hope that everyone else is not as big an asshat as you.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-04-04
1. Forgetting where you left all your stuff.
Geez, we've been walking for two hours...
Where the hell did we put our towel?
2. Less-then-sanitary things in the water.
Man...I really need to take a piss.
3. Assholes.
I'm going to go skinny dipping.
Not without legs you aren't.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-04-04
ROUND ONE...
FIGHT!
Whee hee hee! Bang! Bang! I got you!
Bang! Bang! No way! I got you first!
Give me a hug.
LOVE CRIME!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-04-04
Gone...they're all gone...I'm the only one left...
Now they can't make fun of me anymore! I can read books for all eternity!
*Twilight Zone music plays*
What? My glasses! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-04-04
Orly, we have to go after your black counterpart.
I don't see why we should, Cheaty.
Ever since you two were split you haven't been acting like yourself at all.
Don't be silly! Look, I'm playing video games right now!
Dude, you're playing "Mary-Kate and Ashley: Sweet 16 - Licensed to Drive."
It's actually quite an underestimated game.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-05-04
WELCOME TO EBERT AND ROEPER!!! WHAT DID YOU THINK OF SPIDER-MAN 2??? I THINK IT IS THE BEST COMIC BOOK MOVIE EVER!!!!
YES I THINK IT WAS AWESOME AS WELL!!! IT WAS WAY BETTER THEN THE FIRST ONE!!! EVERYONE SHOULD SEE IT BECAUSE IT IS SO AWESOME!!!
DUDE ALL THE NEWSPAPERS ARE SAYING THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME!!! PEOPLE ARE COMMITING SUICIDE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE IT KEEPS GETTING SOLD OUT!!
YES DUDE!!! IT GOT 5 OUT OF 5 STARS EVERYWHERE!!! IT MUST BE SO AWESOME!! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT!!!
Meanwhile...in reality...
So how was Spider-Man 2?
Pretty good, I guess.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-06-04
The great ninja has arrived in the hostile territoty...knowing full well he will die if he fails...but is willing to do it to get the precious treasure...
It is a very perilous mission...with great danger...but with his ninja skills he will be able to sneak in without being noticed...just to get a glimpse of this treasure.
Touch the panties in my drawer and die.
Damn it.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-06-04
I let you live for a reason. You have to help me out now.
NO WAY MAN!! IF I WORK WITH YOU IT MAY RUIN MY REP!!
You have no choice! If you don't do as I say...
WAIT A MINUTE, MAN!! I THINK WE'RE BEING SPIED ON!!
o no i thnk dey found out mi hding spot!!!!!1

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-06-04
dood i thout u were on our side btu u r wurking wit teh enemy now????
Wait a second.
What the hell did he say?
I THINK HE SAID " DOOD I THOUT U WERE ON OUR SIDE BTU U R WURKING WIT TEH ENEMY NOW???? "
What does that mean?
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I KNOW??

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-06-04
omfg i saw dat dood tht klled teh dubles b4 wrking wit blk orly!!!
Are you serious?
he said his old naem is mildred but his nu naem is zak he was sying he wantd to wurk wit teh blk orlly!!!1
We need to go assemble the FFTSB!
Orly, we're going to turn you back to normal. Be back in a few.
Can't talk. Playing "Barbie Horse Adventure."

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
After receiving lots of questions about the lack of updates lately, I decided to respond. I'd like to say I'm just uninspired or busy, but that's not the case.
In truth, I decided to forget the FFTSB, and shut down this comic. Most of the people there are asshats to me nowadays. By most, I mean about 95%.
This isn't about spite or anything close to that nature. The fact is this comic is a tribute to the FFTSB. I shouldn't make a tribute to a board that considers me an immature, stupid, 14-year-old.
It doesn't really matter anyway. I bet you all thing this is another immature act by me. I don't care. Go ahead and make fun of me amongst one another.
What are you still reading this strip for? GO AND MAKE FUN OF ME ALREADY.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
I decided to make a few last comics before I finally end it.
I want to say sorry to all the people who wanted to be in my comics but never got the chance to. Flying Pink Hippo, Kusangi...
...that's about all of them.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
You know...looking back on my comics...I realized something.
I'm not funny.
At all.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
FFTSB Main Characters (People from the FFTSB that got major roles in my comic):
Deaths Head II: Host. Nickname: DH2. According to every single person he knows, he's an unfunny, immature, stupid, 14-year-old. :(
Lord Thief: Co-host. Nickname: LT. Best reason for America to spare Canada when it takes over Earth.
Dark Paladin Ramza: Former Co-host. Nickname: DPR. Most annoying Final Fantasy fanboy in the history of mankind.
Cheastmaster: Nickname: Cheaty. Member of the three hobroes. Can't spell. Just look at his account name for crying out loud.
Orlandu80: Nickname: Orly, Orally. Member of the three hobroes. Coolest one as well. Just kidding, Cheaty. ;)
Talas: Nickname: PVC Ninja. Matrix fanboy. Apparently takes a lot of blue and red pills frequently. Seriously, I wouldn't be surprised.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
FFTSB Minor Characters (People from the FFTSB I was planning on showing more of, but now I can't):
Luiakyn: Nickname: Lui. One of the coolest people in the history of mankind, but don't tell him that.
Skibbleyboo. Nickname: Skibbles, Skibbley. He wears a disguise to look like human guys, but he's not a man, he's a Skibbleyboo.
Beawulf: Nickname: Bea, Beachu. Probably the coolest person I never got a chance to talk to directly.
Super Human. Nickname: Shumy, Shoomes. Member of the three hobroes. Has the best nickname out of all of them. Except for Orally, maybe.
Lance: Nickname: None. I have no clue what he looks like. I just used this sprite because RHK used it.
Red Mage Ragnorok: Nickname: RMR. A really big asshat. Seriously, you should try to talk to him. He would amaze you.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
Non-FFTSB Main Characters (People I made up but became popular anyway):
n00b: Nicknames: Moron. Imagine all the stupid people on the internet if they morphed together Power Ranger's Megazord style. You'd get n00b.
Cassandra: Nicknames: None. Extremely cute catgirl. If there was an "omg boner" award, she would win it.
Mildred: Nickname: Zak. Guy with a scythe that likes to kill aliens from outer space. 'Nuff said.
Bob: Nickname: None, Bob is cool enough. Character with the back name ever. If you deny it, you're a damn communist.
Knoxius: Nickname: Knox. Cool looking blue guy. Second in command of the World Dominators.
Lazoremus: Nickname: Lazo. The only character who's face you never got to see and now you'll never see it. Ha. Ha.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-08-04
Say bye-bye to all the nice people, RMR!
Bye-bye to all the nice people!
And so DH2 closed his comic for good.
I love a happy ending.
*sniff* Me too.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-10-04
Yep. You read the title right. I'm going to start my comic back up again, after I manage to get everything together.
About the previous problems...it turned out I was the one that was wrong. Sure some FFTSBers flamed me, but I shouldn't have shut down the comic and left the FFTSB over it.
Guess I over-reacted with most of the FFTSBers comments and got pissed off big time. Sorry it had to go as far as it did.
So even I could be wrong! Imagine that! Well, I'm going to keep doing the comic again, and that's what's important.
Damn it. I knew it was too good to be true...
I'm oing to be in the corner...crying.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-11-04
Sora, we're going to land the Gummi Ship in Neverland now.
Oh boy, Donald! I can't wait to explore this new world!
Wow! This place looks so cool, Tinkerbell! I can't wait to explore it!
Sorry to burst your bubble, but this whole world only has two major places to explore, and you're already on one of them.
Oh well. I'm going to go talk with some of the interesting characters from the original movies that are SURE to be here!
Good luck with that. I'm the only NPC on this whole entire so-called "world."

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-11-04
Did you notice that next week DPR is coming back?
Yeah. I was missing him a little before, but then I imagined what he would say if he was here...
OMFG FINAL FANISY IS AWESME ITS TEH BST GAEM EVAR SQUARE IS UR GOD AND U R A COMMIE IF U DENY IT THEY NEVA MAED A BAD GAEM EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!1
WTF OMG KINGDOM HARTS IS ASLO AWESOME BECASE SQUARE MAED IT TAT MAEKS IT BETTA THAN ZELDA or PRINCE OF PERSIA OMG WTF BBQ!!!!!!1
Hey, I should try doing that too.
You should. It really helps.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-11-04
Playing XIII.
Okay, here's the plan. I'm going to just run in, unarmed, and you're going to have to shoot everyone before I die.
I said this for the last fifty times: Shouldn't I just clear the area first before you enter to make it easier?
Too late! Ha! ha! I'm running in! NO! NO! HELP! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME--- *dies*
.............
Fifty Sixth Try...
Okay....um...that was just a practice. Yeah...it was just to see if it would have the same outcame as the other practices. Lets try doing this for real. Are you ready?
You know, If I was to shoot him now, this thing would all be over...

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-11-04
Look at that! Black Orlandu is attacking the city!
No one is able to stand up to him! Just look at that pedestrian over there!
Note: This panel contains graphic nature and may not be suitable for individuals under thirteen.
WHAT'S UP, WHITE BOY??
I can't stand up to his pure blackness! Everything is going dark...
We have to do something about this, Shumy!
GO GO POWER RANGERS!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-12-04
Luiakyn:
No...I shall soon fade from this world...I love you, Doris!
FO SHIZZLE MY NIZZLE!! IT THE TIZZLE LIZZLE, FOR RIZZLE!!
Skibbleyboo:
It's too much...too powerful... I...can't...resist...THE MIST!
DAMN HOMIE!! IN HIGHSCHOOL, YOU WAS THE MAN, HOMIE!!
Cheastmaster:
I can't believe it...his blackness is too much even for me!
ALL YOU POSERS BETTER BE RESPECTIN!!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-12-04
Where did the other FFTSBers, Orly?
Cheaty took them and went out to stop my alter ego.
Are you talking about Black Orly?
Yes, who else would I be talking about?
Then shouldn't you be out there with them?
Are you crazy? I could go and break a nail!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-12-04
I don't think it makes sense that you are making other people go and fight YOUR alter ego.
And I don't think it makes sense that your name is Flying Pink Hippo, yet you look like Daffy Duck from Loony Toons.
...forget I said anything...
I thought so, biatch.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-13-04
The FFTSB has been captured by the notorious villian, Black Orly! What will the vile double to the handsome and dashing heroes?
THAT AIN'T FOR ME TO DECIDE, BUT MY HOMIE, Z!!
Can it be true? Has the man who once aided the FFTSB against the Demonians joined the other side?
You and the others were just means to an end. Just like you are now.
How will the team get out of this? Is there any hope for the FFTSB? Join us next time! Same FFTSB Time! Same FFTSB Channel!
Why the hell is this guy talking to himself?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-13-04
What are you planning to do with us?
Use you as bait. The Demonians have been hunting the FFTSBers for quite some time. Once they come to kidnap you, I'll follow them to their main base.
What will happen to us then?
The Demonians will probably execute you and destroy your planet.
Well, that sucks.
Get over it.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-14-04
I really think we should go and help the others.
I think so as well.
And by "we" I am refering to you and me, Orly.
Really? I thought you were refering to you and your imaginary friend "Gus."
Did you hear that, FPH? He just made fun of me!
Don't worry, Gus! I won't let him get away with it!

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-14-04
Me and FPH are going to go and stop Black Orly. Want to come, RMR?
Sure...but let me just finish up what I'm doing right here...
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!! NOOOOO!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!! PLEASE!! I BEG OF YOU!!! NOOOOOOO--!!
Were those screams of young innocent girls?
Um...of course not....You must be hearing things.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-14-04
What is it you want from me, RMR?
Me, FPH, and Orly are going to go stop Black Orly and bring Regular Orly back to normal. Want to come?
Since when did asshats like you actually start giving a crap about the other FFTSBers?
Around the time you became so bitchy about stupid fucking little details.
Bite me.
No thanks. I just ate five babies and I'm full.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-15-04
We still have one more house to check out. It's you-know-who's place.
Him? Forget it! I would rather be torn apart by lions then go there.
Well one of us has to go and ask him.
How about we play Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide on it?
*grumble* Lousy rock...Can get beaten by stupid peice of paper...Just because it gets covered by it...
omfg its a peep no1 evar cmes to mi house be4 wat do u want orly????

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-15-04
We managed to get a couple of FFTSBers to come and help us, FPH.
Which ones?
Great...we got the rejects.
Who are you calling a reject?

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-15-04
So is DH2 in his house or not? We're going to need his help.
It's locked, but I know he has to be inside, because he didn't go along with the others.
Screw it, I'm just going to knock down the door with my axe.
You know, you could have waited untill Orly was out of the way before you swung your axe at the door.
Don't worry. I'm sure his arms are going grow back just fine.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-16-04
Hey guys, check out DH2's basement.
woah dood i wunder wat he uses it 4???????
Maybe he's using it to take over humanity.
Don't be silly FPH, I doubt he uses it for that.
Meanwhile...
You know...using my basement to take over humanity is probably one of my best ideas ever.
Yes, it was.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-16-04
dood wat the hek is going on in dis place??????
How dare you people walk in on my "Humanity Domination" meeting!
wat????
Did I say "Humanity Domination?" I meant "Robots Love Humans and Wouldn't do Anything to Hurt Them" meeting.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-16-04
Who are you robots anyway?
My name is Zartax. I float around and destroy stuff.
My name is Robotron. I attack people with my very small hands and destroy stuff.
My name is Rapomatic. I rape people and destroy stuff.
Let me guess. You destroy stuff too.
No, I'm Timmy. I'm basically useless, but I am cute so it doesn't matter.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-16-04
This is quite a big base. When did you start this place?
Only recently. I got all the robots in the area to join.
Be honest with me. Are you trying to have robots take over humanity and make humans your slaves?
OF COURSE NOT!
Okay...maybe a little.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-17-04
Back at the Prison...
We need to find a way out of here. If we don't, Zak will hand us over to the Demonians and we will be executed.
But the security system is very hi-tech, I have no idea what chance we have of escaping--wait a minute...Talas?
How on Earth did you escape from your cell?
I'm a ninja. Duh.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-17-04
Seriously, how did you manage to escape?
I told you. I teleported out of there with my ninja techinques.
The only person your fooling is yourself, Talas.
Okay, okay. I picked at the lock and I managed to get it to open.
Why must you turn the FFTSB into a house of lies?
Alright, fine. They left my cell door open by mistake.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-18-04
Well? Come on, free us already, Talas!
I can't. It looks like these doors are magnetically locked. I don't know how to open them.
Well, I guess our fate lies with you Talas. Go and get them!
Don't worry! I won't let you guys down!
I bet you $50 he'll be back in a cell in three minutes.
How dare you underestimate Talas like that! He'll be in a cell in five minutes, the latest.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-19-04
Damn, I'm caught by one of Zak's guards! Wait a minute, who are you?
My name is Riko, but you may refer to me as the ultimate ninja!
No way! My name is Talas! I'm the true ultimate ninja, you imposter!
I can see that the only way to settle this rivalry is a battle. Prepare yourself! Hyaaaaaaa!
Damn, I wish stripcreator had the sprite capabilities to show us fighting.
Yeah, us standing next to each other in the same position all the time does not have the same effect.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-20-04
While Talas and Riko battle...
We are fighting each other.
Seriously. We are.
...the remaining FFTSBers near Zak's base in the Robot's spaceship...
Wait a minute, how do we even know where the base is?
I...um..I placed a tracking device on...Cheaty before he left.
You're just making that up aren't you?
Yeah, I am. So shut up and go along.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-20-04
Did you have to bring along your robot friends, DH2?
It's their ship. Why? Is there a problem with them?
Well, they're making a lot of the FFTSBers pretty uncomfortable.
How so?
RAHHHH!!! I NEED HOT SEX RIGHT NOW!!
Stay the hell away from me.

 

by Deaths_Head_II
7-20-04
Umm...Zak? There's a plane nearing our base right now.
It must be the FFTSBer's pals. Alert the men and prepare our defenses.
Orly, we're in the base. Do you know how to land correctly?
Don't worry. I'm perfectly capable of landing a stupid plane.
d00d u jst ran ova talas!!!!1
Okay, I lied.

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