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by DestroyAllTacos
10-20-03
Hey, what's up?
I'm entering this online contest to come up with a new motto for West Virgina...
Oh, cool, what's your idea?
Well, the old slogan lacks something. "Almost Heaven West Virginia"? Sounds pleasant, but the tourist of today doesn't want quiet and idyllic, they want something more EXTREME. With that in mind...
Oh my god!! does that say "THRUST INTO WET VAGINA"?
Damn, of all the typos to make...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
10-20-03
Working on the West Virginia slogan thing again?
Yeah, I think I've really got it this time...
"Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn"?
I have no idea how that even happened...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-02-03
So you're telling me candy corn is so addictive because they put mind controlling drugs in it?
Well, that's what I assuma...
Wait, assuma? Don't you mean assume?
No, you see, when you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. However, when you assuma, you get to touch the ass of Uma Thurman.
That's incredibly stupid... Do you think it'll work?
Well, I'd test it out myself, but there's still that restraining order...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-02-03
I Love The 80's Strikes Back... Again
Oh man, remember C.H.U.D.? And Was (Not Was)?
I Love The 00's
Oh, man, remember Linkin Park? What were we thinking?
Oh yeah, and the internet? That was crazy!!!!
I Love The 20's
Oh man, speakeasies were so cool!
23 Skiddoo!

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-15-03
Hey, sorry I went through your medicine cabinet yesterday, I really needed to use your home pregnancy test...
Why the hell would YOU be taking a home pregnancy test?
Oh, it wasn't for me, it's a long story. But suffice it to say, there's good news...
I didn't impregnate your house.
I'm never letting you come over again.

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-16-03
Huh?
KILL THE PRESIDENT!!!
Damnit, Tony, I know it's you back there! You try this trick every winter, and I always fall for it. Well not this time, damnit!
KILL THE PRESIDENT!! BURN!! SMASH!!! DESTROY!!!! KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!
Geez, sorry. Guess you can't take a joke...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-16-03
(sigh) God, I'm so depressed...
Greetings, I am The Internet. I couldn't help but overhear you, perhaps I can be of some assistance.
Well, I've just been feeling really down lately. My girlfriend left me 2 months ago and everytime I ask a girl out I get turned down. I'm so lonely.
Hmm, do you think finding pornography would help any?
I love you, The Internet!

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-16-03
Hey, internet, I wanna find an mpeg of that Quizno's commercial with the guy breastfeeding from a mother wolf.
Hmm, let's see what I can find...
Well, the Quizno's site had it, but took it down because of too much traffic. But I did find a bunch of message board posts by furries about how yiffy that commercial is...
I hate you, The Internet!!!

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-16-03
BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!
I'm going to fucking kill you, The Internet!!!
Yes, he is fighting the internet. And the internet has hands and feet. There's only so much you can do with pre-created graphics.
Shit, now I'm going to have to pay for porn!

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-24-03
Wow, what is up with all the girls in this mall today? Thanksgiving? More like SKANKSgiving if you ask me!
Wait, it's skanksgiving already??? Oh man, I've gotta get going!!!
?
It really is the most wonderful time of the year...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-27-03
Hey, I was just in the refridgerator, where's my tofurkey?
Oh, that's what that thing was? Me and Rob had to throw it out to make room for the turducken.
Turducken???
Yeah, it's a duck inside a chicken inside a turkey.
Oh, because the needless slaughter of one animal just isn't enough...
Well, you know me and slaughtering animals I mean um- oh shit...

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-27-03
...so then she grabbed the turducken and threw it in the trash!
Goddamnit, I worked all day on that thing. I've gotta go out there and find it, maybe it's still good!
Well, good luck man...
A few minutes later...
Well, how does it look?
Not good, some of the other trash fell in with the stuffing. But if you wouldn't mind some nice tasty turthreeyearoldmeatloafducken this thanksgiving, we're fine.

 

by DestroyAllTacos
11-29-03
I'm going to give you a good whipping, boy!
Oh boy, that milk must have gone really bad...
Greetings, I am the horrific car crash fairy. I will grant you any wish you want, so long as that wish is to have a bearded drunk guy in a trucker hat carry your bench to a cemetary.
What?
What?

 

by DestroyAllTacos
12-25-03
Hey Jesus, happy birthday! You get my present.
Yeah... A sweater. What the hell am I going to do with a sweater? I'm nailed to a cross for christ's sake!
Sorry, just figured you needed something warm to wear for the winter.
Damnit, I give my life to atone for your sins, and you get me a lousy sweater? And it's a turtleneck, I hate those!
Geez, you'd think you of all people would have the Christmas spirit. Looks like someone isn't getting let off his crucifix for the christmas party tonight...
Damnit, and that redheaded chick who puts out easy when she's drunk is coming too. DO NOT FORSAKE ME FOR I AM YOUR SAVIOR!

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