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by Dinah
5-31-04
you just won ten billion dollars!
HOLY SHIT!!!!!! i'm buying 70 real dolls!
want to do my ex?
sure, is she clean?
i wish i had an ex to give you.
i can't get any more stds.

 

by Dinah
6-05-04
that is why i need a z4 to increase my penis size!
that's right!
if i buy a sl55, i'll be nearing 20 inches.
awesome.
that's a 95% increase!

 

by Dinah
6-05-04
how do you find this stuff?
i wrote the internet, jon.
ahh yeah, i forgot.
sorry.

 

by Dinah
6-12-04
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON!?
LOLOOLOLIJUANA!1

 

by Dinah
6-20-04
fu!
Blizzard has pushed back the release date of StarCraft: Ghost for PS2, Xbox and GameCube from 2004 to sometimes in 2005.
that's what you get for saying FU!
say it again and i'll push G5 iMacs to next year as well!

 

by Dinah
6-20-04
so, i know this guy that works for best buy. i heard some rumors that he swallowed 55 gallons of some fluid!
nobody knows what, though.
i think i read about that on slashdot.
they just know the color of the fluid, white.
and the wall street journal.

 

by Dinah
6-20-04
i just don't like p2p because nasty people put backdoors in software on there.
then buy it?
don't be a capitalist.
i spent all my money on condoms and cookies.
riiiight.

 

by Dinah
6-20-04
QQQ should tank now, huge on floor bid got hit.
somebody hit a trader on the floor?

 

by Dinah
7-03-04
if you deleted netinfo manager, be sure you clean up the other crap it leaves behind.
like nicb, lookupd.
dhcpd?
only if you never connect to dhcp networks.
i only use bluetooth, everything else is legacy bloat.

 

by Dinah
7-03-04
this months bill was insane, $160.
jesus!
my brothers girlfriend moved in, so that explains it all.
so what the hell does she do, keep the vibrator plugged in 24/7?
i think it's the dual type.
ahh. now it all makes sense.

 

by Dinah
7-13-04
you live in wonderland, little boy.
wonderland, eh?
did i stutter?
excuse me? slaves are not supposed to speak to princesses.
you are so gay!
i've always wanted to be a girl, and wonderland allows this.

 

by Dinah
7-18-04
do you have a job yet?
part time with my father.
ah, okay.
how are your knees?
huh?

 

by Dinah
7-18-04
i had 99 messages in my "spam" folder, for today.
most of them were from cbs marketwatch.
my first reply was "we have better had a great depression."

 

by Dinah
7-18-04
bradley is scaring me, his message window has been saying that he's typing for like three minutes.
i think he's been possessed.
a mountain of text will just crush me momentarily. TELL MY CHILDREN THAT I LOVE THEM!

 

by Dinah
7-25-04
i just want everyone to know that i'm pro-family and anti-drug.

 

by Dinah
7-25-04
i got raped on my hd, oh well.
i found a samsung for the same price, and 40gb more.
yeah, hd prices fluctuate a lot.
your sister fluctuates. often!

 

by Dinah
7-25-04
are you going to vote this year?
probably.
for?
myself, honestly.
Hahahah. Why bother, then?
BECAUSE, I HAVE A CHANCE!

 

by Dinah
7-25-04
du laberst wirres zeug.
kannste ned lesen?
this channel is too fucking german.

 

by Dinah
7-25-04
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!
YES!
VIVA LA JAMAICAN REVOLUTION!!!

 

by Dinah
8-14-04
i know the perfect way to murder.
oh yeah? how?
after stabbing the person, drop the knife and walk away like you did nothing.
hm, i think i have a better plan: kill a complete stranger, one you have no ties with.
or just kill everyone that knows you.
man, you have no class.

 

by Dinah
8-14-04
we're all doomed.
4 1 2.
stand on your head, the charts look better.
DOOOOOM!

 

by Dinah
8-14-04
my fucking brain hurts.
must be memory leaks?
i hate you.

 

by Dinah
8-30-04
i don't get it.
actually..
the punchline to that joke is: "a t-shirt and a candybar"

 

by Dinah
8-30-04
shut up before i stab you.
with your hard erect wang?
no, no.
long..hard....throbbing....OH GOD BLAGUGHGAgh
with knives, i kill you.
hdb!

 

by Dinah
8-30-04
i seriously think i'm the only one that realizes that the site was supposed to be called goatsex.
whenever i say goatsex to people who know what it is in real life, they have no clue what i'm talking about.
ARE PEOPLE SIMPLY RETARDED!?

 

by Dinah
8-30-04
OH, I GET TO MAKE SOME GIMP FLYER FOR A COWORKER.
SHE ASKED FOR A SCHOOL BUS.
BUT, SHE NEVER SAID I COULDN'T ADD A TINY TUB GIRL IMAGE TO IT ON THE LOWER RIGHT CORNER!

 

by Dinah
9-26-04
she likes orgy.
LMFGDAOPJBPAS
ROTFLDGAEHFDAL

 

by Dinah
9-26-04
well my boyfriend called so i gotta go, sowwy!
bye.
don't get pregnant.

 

by Dinah
9-26-04
have you ever used the old mac os?
no.
well, a little.
100 years ago when i was in college.

 

by Dinah
9-26-04
hm, this is odd.
suddenly i have the feeling to listen to starfuckers and drink pepsi blue.
so you want to be surrounded by absolute ass?
exactly!

 

by Dinah
9-26-04
true.
just a lot of cramming into sluts.
er, slots.

 

by Dinah
10-16-04
good to hear. does he get the family discount?
no, not at all.
oh fuck yeah.
drain that cock sucker!

 

by Dinah
10-16-04
you should've told her "BITCH, WAKE HIM THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW! WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO YOU FOR WHEN I'M CALLING TO TALK TO MHEK?"
it was tempting.
then you should've done it!
ALWAYS give in to the temptation!

 

by Dinah
10-17-04
i need some girl advice.
girls like being gagged as much as they like being given diamonds!
is it true that girls like being gagged just as much as they like receiving diamonds?
no. simply no.

 

by Dinah
10-27-04
i got a haircut today at the local all mexican place, they are all voting for bush.
THE END IS NEAR!
REPENT SINNERS!

 

by Dinah
11-16-04
rumor has it, your nipples are the size of my television.
omg!
i love you, even though you cheat on me.
i never have, you make it too easy.
i'm like "let me cheat?" and you're like "k!" and then i lose all interest into sarahs 27 inch nipples.

 

by Dinah
11-16-04
during break, i took a big sip of orange juice.
OMG, I DRINK OUT OF THE CARTON!
AIDS!@!@!@!!1

 

by Dinah
11-16-04
it's so obvious she wants your ass.
she's three years old.
but, she'll be 21!
true.
in only 18 years!

 

by Dinah
11-16-04
let me simplify it.
a thyroid is in the neck.
he was looking at my crotch!
wow, i want his job.

 

by Dinah
12-16-04
it is you that i adore.
you'll always be my whore.
WE MUST NEVER BE APART!

 

by Dinah
12-25-04
someone put a potato down my pants, and now it's baked.
and already buttered.
with extra sour cream!
i like christmas?

 

by Dinah
1-13-05
uh...
i'm cheating on you?
yeah, you INTERNET dated the whole population.
no, just all the aol users.
i wouldn't doubt it.

 

by Dinah
1-13-05
i don't think tonight is going to work out.
but i mean.. what's the worst that could happen?
she blind folds you, moves down on you with her lips, and you awake to a guy sucking your dick.
HAVE FUN!

 

by Dinah
1-13-05
asian tsunami: never forget.
9/11: never forget.
let's see bush blame that on terrorists.
that fucking idiot.

 

by Dinah
1-13-05
READY?
FIRE!
AIM!

 

by Dinah
2-11-05
we are two girls with pretend penises and we are like meant to be together.
!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!
you can just pretend to hoolahoop against my pelvis okay?

 

by Dinah
2-11-05
i went to my ex girlfriends house for dinner last sunday.
how'd that go?
well, she was trying to be cute in front of her family, and said "you were such a shitty boyfriend"
so i replied with "i don't care, i fisted your mom" -- they had their dalmation attack me.
owned!

 

by Dinah
2-11-05
hello, are you there?
who's this?
i'm the one that posted the dildo comment, and i've come to assure you that it was completely original. and i'm not from your school.
in fact, i have no idea who you are! it was completely random. that is all.
you people need a life.

 

by Dinah
2-11-05
what are three things you'd like to do before you die?
01. i'm
02. ready
03. now

 

by Dinah
3-13-05
urine for a surprise.
am i?
that makes me hot.
cool!!!!!!!!!11
OMG WTF I MEANT TO TYPE HAPPY, NOT HOT EW

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