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by DragQueen
6-18-04
How are you doing mister
Sorry kid, but I don't have any money
I didn't ask fo' no money
Watch out the reactor is going to explode
You're on some shit I tell you what
I don't want to talk about it

 

by DragQueen
6-18-04
Excuse me
How to almight poopscoopa!
Oh shit what have I done!?
How is the
I'm outtie. Gotta shine me's saxophone.
almighty poopascoopa

 

by DragQueen
6-28-04
The one on the left has schizophrenia
Leave me alone you filthy crook!
I didn't even say anything to you.
Actually I don't know
I wasn't talking to you! Go to your friends or something!
I don't have any friends.
I'm just guessing
Hey! Settle down!
Okay.

 

by DragQueen
6-28-04
Do you have the time? I'm lost.
Fool! I am an elephant!
Do you know where the nearest gas station is?
Fool! I do not know of such things! Human accomodations are futile!
I think I just felt something break in my head.
Futile! All is futile!

 

by DragQueen
6-28-04
Would you stop being stupid? I am in need!
Fool! You relate to those petty mortals!
No not really. I avoid them as much as possible.
In that case...
I curse you with leprosy!

 

by DragQueen
6-28-04
Jimmy?
Bob?
Bob?
Jimmy-?
Jimmy Bob!
^thud^

 

by DragQueen
7-01-04
People seem to laugh at curse words more than anything
meow
Fuck you ate the fucking cat again you fucking fuck!
But you know...
Hey hey now No reason to get upset meow
You know, sometimes...you just make me wanna....gah...
Dancing midgets are funny as well (sorry to all the midgets out there).
meow
FUCK!!

 

by DragQueen
7-01-04
I was going to kill you right now.
...What?!
But I had a change of heart.
I'm still stuck on the "...what?!"
Now hop into this box.
^victory dance^

 

by DragQueen
7-01-04
Hey there stud
Who me?
Want some action? I'm all yours, oh yeah
Awright, hell yeah bring on the-
Suddenly-!
....Fack
Eh

 

by DragQueen
7-01-04
meow
GODDAMNIT
mreow
Fuck! I thought I told you about this shit! Fuck man!
meow
Oh no's this is worse than what I thought...

 

by DragQueen
7-01-04
d00d wtf h4s j00 b33n m4n
w3 n33d t0 lyke, ch1ll 0r s0meth1ng
1 h4te j00 4nd j00r A.D.D. sh1t

 

by DragQueen
7-09-04
Oh God.....Oh my fucking God....
God....oh, Jesus bitching Christ....
I can't cry....oh God, don't let her see me cry...God fucking damn...
??!

 

by DragQueen
7-09-04
Wanker
Clown
Potato
Hippo
Gasp! I am not fat!
Gravy

 

by DragQueen
7-22-04
I am a hippy in a goat costume
I am a whale erection
That's sick You're sick
Is that a growth on your genitalia or a very small testicle?
It's just a costume.....and it's a testicle
Poof! I am a television

 

by DragQueen
7-22-04
This guy is mad genius
Holy shit look at my creation It's a floating arm guys
I like beef
He never blinks
No matter what you do or say
I like beef
And he smells like wang
...it still floats!
I like beef

 

by DragQueen
7-22-04
Damn erections...

 

by DragQueen
7-22-04
How do you do that!
I'm on x
No seriously
I'm doing x I took like a lot today
You fugging pothead
Heeeey maaaan

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Sqwark
Do my ears deceieve me?
Sqwark sqwark
Gasp! It is true!
Sqwaaark
Somebody is yodeling in the distance!

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Fwoo fwoo fwoo fwa ha ha
The hell happened to you man?
Meep! Youre head is a giant spoone!
You know, I can't help but ask...
I am teh king known ass Geezus! Climbe aboard my flying karpet!
...Nevermind, I think I have my answer...

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Remotely queued 67 Waiting for network reply
Buzz buzz
Bytes 0 out of 67,676,767
Erections have ruined my life!
Biz buzz goes the busy bumble bee

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Help! Somebody help! He's following me!
Poke
Help! He's touching me!
Oh my god yes
Hey do that again, I think you touched my love button.

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Dude, I just realised something
What is it?
You aren't a rooster, nor do you have a love button dude man
I am confused ma'am.
Poof! You are a tree.
Shweet

 

by DragQueen
8-02-04
Nope, I'm busy polishing my pickle.
Selfish bastard.

 

by DragQueen
8-10-04
Would you like a free coupon?
Sure, what's it for?
$1 off your next pancake!
You're freakin ugly.
Are you still interested, sir?
No thanks. I'm a vegetarian.

 

by DragQueen
8-10-04
I've decided to start making my own movies. Would you like to join me?
Lyke hell no
Why the hell not?
I'm not gay.

 

by DragQueen
12-24-04
Your mom uses a mattress as a maxi pad
That explains a lot
And she smelled of elderberries
Actually that was my father
Damn optimistic goats
Why are we sitting on stools again?

 

by DragQueen
12-24-04
I am pinching my nipple for money
Monee Nippels What the wat exclamashun pointe
A...ha-ahhhhh haaaaaaaaaa! A-haaa hnyaaa...ahhh!
Yoo have me attenshun now
I think the buzz just wore off
Yet u are stille pinching youre nippel

 

by DragQueen
12-24-04
I will smite! Oh how I will smite!
J3sus j00 n33d 2 settl3 d0wn
I will make water into blood! No, I will make telemarketers call everybody ten times a day!
th4t ha5 alr3ady b33n d0ne j3sus
Bam! I smite myself!
kay

 

by DragQueen
12-29-04
No really, who ARE you?!

 

by DragQueen
1-01-05
Ahhhhh your shit stinks
Wha-?! No it does not.
Uh, it stinks of the almight stink actually
No I smell like rainbows and sunshine and kittens
Really, what's in that bag homey
George W. Bush's head

 

by DragQueen
1-01-05
Hello m8 Happy new year!
Bah
I just thought I'd share my compassion with my best friend! Here have some chocolate <3
I do not concur
Just take down the tree already
Eat ass

 

by DragQueen
1-01-05
There's something in my eye!!
Maybe it maybe it maybe it is your finger
Robots don't have fingers!!
Oh. Well I well I well I have fingers, and guess what? I have toes too, and this one one one time-
ArrrrrrrrGH would you just shut up and go away before I punch you in the balls?!!
.

 

by DragQueen
1-01-05
I was chllin at the mall with my homey Steven once, and he's so shy too...
...I think you're cute.
Then I blew it
^fart^
Literally
I think I have to shit now.

 

by DragQueen
1-09-05
A-whoaaa!
...what's going on?
I just had a life enlightening thought!
What is it
I don't know but I'm sure it was good!
It must be nice to have these "thoughts"

 

by DragQueen
1-09-05
At the arcade in a random dream
BUGGER!
M4n, j00 suck s0 b4d @ DDR
How about I punch you in your rot, mate?!
baaaa-aaaa-aaaah
Oi
t3h mach1n3 1s br0ken anyw4y

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
Hey guess what guess what
Don't know don't care man
Well... yeah? Guess what
SAUERKRAUT!!
Just what I was thinking

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
Oranges are amazing! (amazing!)
Amazing?
Amazing!
Oranges make me feel like something
This is not it, but it is relatively close
Because Oranges are amazing! (amazing!)

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
What are you reading?
"Oranges are amazing!" written 300 times in 17 languages
Yeah mate that sounds like horrorshow
Foodness is awesome
Sauerkraut + oranges makes orange kraut
It makes me feel like foodness

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
What is that?!
It's so huge and so awesome
Oh wait, that's my penis

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
^humming some random woman stuff whilst walking somewhere woman-ish^
:)
But-!
Oh no, I randomly creamed my pants
It kind of tickles

 

by DragQueen
1-28-05
Future 1
OMG I'm like teh squirrel working at like teh fast food place giving you worms
Oh no's I have worms I'm dead
Future 2
By the way I don't know how to fly airplanes
Wow a plane crash I'm dead
or Future 3
I am a purple donkey and have absorbed nucelar chemicals which are being transmitted to you as I speak
Hey it's hard to breathe I'm dead

 

by DragQueen
3-03-05
One night...
Oh yes! Make loves to me!
Quick, under the covers!
Mmmm... mmm! Mm? Mmmm...!
What are you guys doing?
Sex

 

by DragQueen
3-03-05
So like, this one night, I was all, BAM! You know?
Oh yar, yar, like, totally, righteous, like that guy who was like, or something.
Get the fsck off of my body! I can't feel my circuits! Bleep bleep b-bleep bleeep!
The world is futile! Goverment fascism! Cancer, yay!
Dude, some sentence that can be coherently related to sex.
^giggle^

 

by DragQueen
5-08-05
Jigaboo train choo choo hooowoot g'joob
Isn't that a song by The Beatles?
Thud
Isn't that a sound effect?
ewwwwwwwww
Isn't that the burrito you ate earlier?

 

by DragQueen
5-08-05
Dude, I knew an alien once
What was it like?
Like an alien omfg
Right, right
Never drink coffee again
k

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
How are you!
f4ncy
Cooooool!
*teh c0ugh*
How is Jesus!
J3sus 1s a p0ser

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
Hullo thurr
Madam you smell of Tang
That's obscene! You know I hate orange juice!
Jesus, I got to tell you something bro
What is it mah son?
Stop being such a fucking poser

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
Allo I am ze narrrrrrater
nd eye haz gut a speshal prezzzent fore YOU
Smited!
This isn't special, this sucks actually

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
what up what up what up corn dog
eye em nutt a korn dog
I am I am I am Indy Pete I want a corn dog
heys yoo are lyk indie rite-?
Yes yes yes that is my name
Are joo ghey or sumthing indie peeple are so gay

 

by DragQueen
6-20-05
One day
Aw crap son
They are on to us! Futile beings! Ahhhhhhh
suddenly
shut up and get in the van
This futile mode of transportation won't fit my arse! Blabaflabasophagus
then finally
I'm going to skate on your head
Skaters are futile! I will smear you in elephant waste!

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