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by El_Cid
9-08-02
Cappy and Hitler
Ok, world domination. Continue.
Yes, first u must fuq jewish whore and get mentally ill
k
Tehn u try tew ovarthrow teh government and influence teh peeple with snelsess propoganda, if all fails, go suicide.
k
gl

 

by El_Cid
9-16-02
Ai Pirate, wut be your name mate?
Aarrrrrrr1!
What the fuck you talking about mate!?
Aarrrrrrr1!!
Stfu!!
ARARARAR!!!!

 

by El_Cid
9-16-02
ROFLAM;OFMO!M!L!!§O!!L!LL!O!L!
WTF U LAFFING ABOOT M8
DUNNO!! ROFLAM;OFMO!M!L!!§O!!L!LL!O!L!
ROFLAM;OFMO!M!L!!§O!!L!LL!O!L!
ROFLAM;OFMO!M!L!!§O!!L!LL!O!L!

 

by El_Cid
9-16-02
Rafe: O!L!O!L!O!L!O! OMFZ LAF !O!L!O!L!
Dude wtf?
Rafe: O!L!O!L!O!L!O! OMFZ LAF !O!L!O!L!
Dude?!
Rafe: O!L!O!L!O!L!O! OMFZ LAF !O!L!O!L!

 

by El_Cid
9-22-02
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by El_Cid
9-25-02
I agree, Bush is seriously overdoing it with this "War against Terror"
Yes! And what about the problems within the state? Jeez.
Now I feel akward.
Why that?
I dunno.

 

by El_Cid
10-03-02
GOATSE!!
*Banned*
10 bux O!L!!OL!O!L

 

by El_Cid
11-06-02
Giev meh teh sandweej!
Umm....noe
Y O Y!! NOE! U must giev meh teh sandweej or i wil punj u >:|
Umm...noe
/me punjs cid and stel teh dam sandweej
Fuq.

 

by El_Cid
11-08-02
Typical
BUTCHAR SEKS ME!!
No.
OMFGZ
Yuo kno u want to ;~
k, plz, maek it last forevar ;~~
ollolo 0.1 seconds later
D:
That was fast....

 

by El_Cid
12-05-02
omg Izy si ghey! !OL!OL
I EM NAWT GHEY >:0
wtf. stfu noob, i didnt say u r gay!
I EM NAWT GHEY >:0
f u
I EM NAWT GHEY >:0

 

by El_Cid
12-05-02
AND I RAAAAAAN
Hey Lib, how r u
I RAN SO FAAAR AWAAAAAAY
Liek stfu, i cant hold this out! D:
I COULDNT GET AWAY
f u

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
I fapped twice today!
...
Why do you ignore meh!?
...
f u too beeji

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
Yuo kno wut rlly sux0rz!? Bein ignored.
It's liek noe oen is caring fer yuo, i mean yuo giev and giev and giev. But dew tehy giev baq!? NOE!!
It's a disgrace I say, and it makes meh rlly sad. Wut dew u thinq. Hello!?
f u

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
MAEK A COMIQ ABOUT MEH CID!
wtf
MAEK A COMIQ ABOUT MEH CID!
maek it stop
MAEK A COMIQ ABOUT MEH CID!
f dis

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
I want tew be in oen of ur comiqs cid.
Dats waqo sheet man, wut dew u want tew talq aboot?!
liek, aboot goatsex and sheet
f u, u r teh dam monkeh lovar!
so tru
ol1o1l1ol fuq u, j/k wvu fuqr olol ;~

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
Hey yo Cid, me and Akasha wuz playing dod beta1 last nite.
rox0r.
And liek I wuz tking heem tew get goatse registered n sheet
fo sho
and tehn liek, CG and Thundar Weenie pwned meh majorly.

 

by El_Cid
12-14-02
I em sorry CheeseMaster
dood. The last comic about meh suqed majorlyish
I did nawt maek teh last comiq
yuo just need tew
F u, I dunt tew b teh fuqing terrorist mothar fuqr!
Muslim is nawt terrorist blewphed
b blewped, wvu.
OLE!"!?!

 

by El_Cid
12-22-02
Liberator on teh block.
aka Cid's hoe.
pling pling.

 

by El_Cid
1-02-03
ANTI and medyv
f u
u wil dy! cuz u r dumb0
dat wuz deqoy
dystort 100%
f u
dumb0

 

by El_Cid
1-20-03
You..hehe...Wouldn't believe what happened to me on the way here.
Tell me.
I was...heheheahahaha, walking hehehahahaho ho hoh oho h walking down....ROFLO!L!O!OL!OLFLOROLFO!LRF
...
HEhehahaha....You had to be there.
I'm sure.

 

by El_Cid
1-31-03
sup?
i em lewking into teh depths of teh true meaning of goatse
i c. y?
i want tew knoe teh tru meaning of it! i want tew see within teh depths of teh gaeping hoel.
stil lewks liek a big asshoel.
i knoe. i em already seeing doubl.

 

by El_Cid
2-03-03
elo hostaeg
elo cid
. . .
. . .
elo hostaeg
elo cid

 

by El_Cid
2-05-03
LeWK CID! I CAN D0NCE!
k
...

 

by El_Cid
2-05-03
CID! CID! I NAILED A NAIL IN MAH HEAD!! D:
I c. I will go get help!
HURRY CID HURRY!!!
guh

 

by El_Cid
2-05-03
K?
Doctor is on his way!
WTF?
Long story.
Don't worry, I get that alot.

 

by El_Cid
2-05-03
After the nail was out.
Thx doctor.
No problem. See you tomorrow.
I am FIX0rEd! :>
GREAT! Let's go to the movies!
CID! COME BACK CID! CIIIIIIID!
guh.

 

by El_Cid
2-24-03
So how you feel about the Irak war?
I dunno.
Are you for or against it?
Yah....
He?
Fuck off.

 

by El_Cid
2-24-03
Fuck off
. . .

 

by El_Cid
2-24-03
I em gonna eat yuo.
peep peep
first, i taek u out of teh caeg. Second i put u in my mouth. Third i eat YUO!
peep peep.
Ya.
peep peep

 

by El_Cid
2-26-03
f u
Sup
. . .
and f u
j0 h4x.
f u
and u
Bannedz0rz

 

by El_Cid
2-26-03
LOL WTF?
f u
f me?
Omg.
ya f u
ya k
Pwned
pwned.
hmmmm ya.

 

by El_Cid
2-27-03
John dew u really luv meh?
No.
Y!?!? Y NOT`?!?! YUO FUQED MEH YESTARDAY!! Duz it mean nothing to yuo?
I'm a bull. I doubt sex means anything to me other than reproduction.

 

by El_Cid
2-27-03
bbl
k
help.

 

by El_Cid
2-27-03
El Cid
For a man, and a woman
From Calvin Klein

 

by El_Cid
2-28-03
While Cid was taking a shit.
My anus is bleeding.
Shut up, he might hear you!

 

by El_Cid
2-28-03
Hey Cid you loser.
Hai.
Just wanted to tell you something you might already know: You suck.
Thx.
No problem little commie nerd loser.
Fuck you :\

 

by El_Cid
3-01-03
And now, to celebrate Xerent's birthday we have a special guest.
Give a wholehearted welcome to our friend fresh from Stockholm: Smokey!
BADA!!!!
badoom chissh.

 

by El_Cid
3-01-03
Spanish Comedy
¡Golpee el Golpe!
¿Quién hay?
¡El pollo!
¡El pollo que!?
¡El pollo que cruzó el camino!
LOLOLOL

 

by El_Cid
3-07-03
At the auctions...
Ladies and gentlemen here we have a grade A asian. Starting bid at 1$. Do I hear one dollar?
Anyone?

 

by El_Cid
3-14-03
Whatcha got there?
Eviction notice.
And?
Well I guess we gotta move.
We live here?
I guess.

 

by El_Cid
3-15-03
Once again, Cid was in a peculiar situation.
Him and his bud John Von Bunghole were once again testing their limits.
Drunk.

 

by El_Cid
3-16-03
Once again considering everything unlogical.
Are you questioning your existance again?
Yes, I fear it could end any minute now.
Oh lord...
pwned.
Right...

 

by El_Cid
3-17-03
It says here that the average 6 year old watches over 1 million deaths in tv.
I find that very disturbing.
Why?
It means I have been watching all the wrong shows.

 

by El_Cid
3-17-03
You know, I was thinking
f u
Wut would the world be like...
f u
STFU AND LISTEN ALREADY!
k. f u.

 

by El_Cid
3-24-03
Harry potter liek, so suqed.
How so?
I didn't read it.
. . .

 

by El_Cid
3-29-03
maqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiq
l8r
maqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiq
shaddap
maqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiqmaqqe me a kewl comiq
shaddap

 

by El_Cid
4-05-03
What's on TV?
Let's see: Iraq War 2: Attack of the Clowns
What else?
SARS strikes back.
That's it?
Yeah, saturday night.

 

by El_Cid
4-08-03
I LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH THE WORLD FOR 5 FUCKING MINUTES AND WHAT DO YOU DO!?!?!
YOU FUCKING OBLITERATE IT TO NOTHINGNESS AND OH MY GOD WHAT WILL MY WIFE SAY!!
But sir...She is dead.
Good point.
Wasn't that bad now was it?

 

by El_Cid
4-13-03
Cid visits the all-knowing robot.
What is the meaning of life?
A monkey is a monkey.
Why are we here?
Go suck a lemon.
You suck.
U are a fgt.

 

by El_Cid
4-27-03
blablablablabla
aha
blablablablabla
ok
blablablablabla
shut the fuck up you tart.

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