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by Ewwwww
7-10-03
Oh no, My spirit gun wont work and im about to go into the biggest battle of my life!
Oh no, my right hand is in to much pain to fight, how can I use my sword?
The End...
Uh No, the fight is starting...
We must take our place...
On the next Yu Yu Hakusho!
WOW! My Spirit Gun Is Working!
Holy Crap, My Hand Is Fine Now...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Lets get naked...
And have a tea party...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Wanna have sex?
Sorry, Im gay...
Wanna have sex?

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
My 7th grader is so small, his 9 year-old brother is already bigger
My three boys are all a year apart. The middle one is the biggest, by far.
My husband and I used to call him Donkey Kong
Um, if you two are going to stand around and talk about your sons' penises, can you please do it away from my office?

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
IRC...
Arrrrr
Arrr!
Arrrrr
Arr.
Arrr
ARRRR!!!!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
...........................IRC...........................
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Drex, shall we take the treasure of that island?
Drex_The_Dreadful: No Captian, Thats an island with no wenches.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: A gay isle?
Drex_The_Dreadful: Aye.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Lets go to the next island then.
Drex_The_Dreadful: I dont think ye want to know whats on that isle captian...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
............................IRC.........................
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Whats on that isle?
Drex_The_Dreadful: A giant ass!
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: A giant ass?
Drex_The_Dreadful: Aye, Some say its a man who ate so much pizza that his ass got huge. And now its guards the isle.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: How does it protect the isle?
Drex_The_Dreadful: Just load the harpoons and dont get downwind of it.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
...........................IRC..........................
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Load the cannons and the harpoons!
Drex_The_Dreadful: No use loading the cannons captian.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: What do ye mean?
Drex_The_Dreadful: Well, I figure with all the blubber on his ass it will just bounce off.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Good point, Just load the harpoons
Drex_The_Dreadful: Im going down to the poopdeck to make sure the wenches are ok...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Oh no, the ass monster is in sight, hes gonna fart our way!
dcompirate: Sucks for you, im dead, I cant smell.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: That was awful!
dcompirate: I didnt feel anything...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
...........................IRC.............................
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Arrr, we launched three harpoons in his arse. We are home free, the island of pizza and beer is ours!
*Brad Calls The Anti-Pirate Pirates.
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Ye traitor!
Brad: Ye cunt!
Captian-Jack-Sparrow: Arrr, he's good...
Brad: What an Arrrrse-hole, oh god, now im starting to do it...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
The
Battle
Begins!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
The
Battle
Arrr!
Continues!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
The
Arrrr!
Battle
Arrrr!
Ends!
Arrrr!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
We made it!
We made it!
We made it!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Your surrounded!
Aint that a bitch?

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Arr stay back or I'll cut ye good!
The End!
Tobor just want to give hug.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I wish I had a friend...
Who are you?
Im The Kooter Bug, I came out of your vagina.
Can you please go back in, this is kinda wierd.
I would but your on your period...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I am not on my period!
If I didnt live in your vagina, that would have really pissed me off...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Ok, so you were right. How did you know?
I live down there, I know these things.
Lucky guess...
I know what going on down there!
Oh yea, then why does my crotch itch?
Thats my bad, I invited my friend crabby over for dinner and he laid eggs in your pubes...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
What the fuck?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Why dont you go bug someone else?
Like, do you mean you want a new kooter bug?
I dont want any!
Fine, I'll pack up and leave!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Fine!
Ok, let me just get my things!
Now get out!
See if I ever recommend another kooter to live here.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Wait, what do you mean "Recommend another kooter"
You humans are like hotels, we live in your privates for a few weeks then we are off...
Ok, now get the fuck out of my house.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Asians in the morning...
Asians in the evening...
Asians at supper time...
When Asians are on a bagle...
You can eat Asians...
Anytime!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Tobor in the morning....
Tobor in the evening....
Tobor at supper time....
When Tobors are on a bagle....
You can eat Tobor....
Anytime!!!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Gay Cowboy in the morning...
Gay Cowboy in the evening...
Gay Cowboy at supper time...
When Cowboys on a bagle...
You Can eat Gay Cowboy...
Anytime!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Brains in the morning....
Brains in the evening....
Brains at supper time....
When brains are on a bagle....
You can eat brains....
Anytime!!!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Hey, guys! you locked me out! Hello! Its me Ewwwww!
On the inside...
Hey boinky, I dont think we have ever had the pleasure of meeting.
What the hell are you talking about brad? We cybered last week!
Hey guys, you locked me out by mistake!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I try Reading a romantic poem I wrote...
I speak not words untrue, My eyes do not lie to you...
Something so simple that flows through my viens, something so simple I cannot contian...
Yep, That sums it up...
For this I know, struck by an angel from above. For this I know I am in love!
Fuck Off, Creep!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I dub this place, Cuntopolis!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Tobor just want to give hug...
In the ass...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
So tired......*Snore*
Huh? Where the hell am I?
Follow me!
Why?
I can take you back you to your world.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
What the hell is going on?
Will you quit fucking around in the first panel and get your ass over here!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Sorry, What did you mean the first panel?
Dont you see these lines?
Wait, are you trying to say we are in stripcreator?
No shit.
Wow, so what are we running from?
Tobor rounds up the outsiders and cornholes him.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
OK, so how do we get away?
Im taking you to a pirate named Captian Jack Sparrow. He will get you far away from here. his shop mates LongDongSilver and Rabid_Weasle just sprung out of jail.
On the ship.
So what are we going to do now?
Arrr, We are gonna sail the 7 seas. Then drop you off at the island of an old Voodoo master who will send you back home.
Sounds like a long and dangerous trip.
Actually its just around that cove...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Back in the desert...
Where has the boy gone?
You cant make me tell!
Scene missing...
Tobor cornhole!
I'll tell! I'll tell!
On the ship again.
Something tells me tobor is on that island. I can smell it!
Arrr, sorry mate....I farted.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Arrr, You were right. I can see that Ass-Whore from here! Just stay on the boat. Im going stealth!
*Stealth Stealth Stealth*
*Stealth Stealth Stealth*

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Arrr, stealth be tough work!
I heard that!
Oh crap, arrrr...

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I wonder if he is ok...
Tobor didnt mean to kill...oh well, Tobor can use his sword as dildo!
Forget it, im going to make a run for it and hope I reach this wizard guy.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
I made it!
What the...Are you the wise man?
Im wise enough to not where pants on an abandoned island...
Good enough. Now can you please get me out of here?
First you must kill the red robor named tobor, then and only then will I send you home.

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
Damnit!
Now go so I can masturbate in peace.
The Battle Begins!
Im going to fight fire with fire!
What, you got another robot?
Scene Missing.
Boinky Cornhole!
Tobor give up, Make it stop!

 

by Ewwwww
7-11-03
What! It was all a dream! Wait, whats that on the computer?
Scene Missing.
Boinky Cornhole!
Tobor give up, make it stop!
The End
Holy Shit!

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
She is?
I better go get some...

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
Your a cunt.

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
Your a cunt.

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
Fine, needle dick

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
That One Over There!

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
Arrr, We lost a good man.... :(
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:(
:(
In Loving Memory Of Captian Jack Sparrow, My Ye rest in peace.
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:(

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
I made 24 comics today and none of them blew hard!
I rule!

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
Yes!

 

by Ewwwww
7-12-03
What do you mean this isnt the line for free beer?

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