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by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
lol i is teh bigger than you
-.-.... I'm a scanner your MEANT to be bigger than me
lol me ftw
turn around and walk away -.-
*You have an incoming transmission*
dude you can't recall
Liq is in my alliance I can't defend against him

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming Transmission*
k this sucks... How do I talk to Liq? I'm kinda new at IRC
Use /query liq|zzz Rippa
*You have an incoming Transmission*
How do I do the | my keyboard doesn't have it...
copy and paste it then
*You have an incoming Transmission*
How do I copy and paste?
*ignores*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff can-
NO!
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff can-
NO!
...
Oh btw thanks for letting me guest star in your comic :)

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Gryff-
stfu
*You have an incoming transmission*
hi Gryff!
LALALALALALA CAN'T HEAR YOU!
*You have an incoming transmission*
Hey Gryff
Hi Manta :)

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Dyou know the band children of Bodem? They come from Norway
FASCINATING *fetches the gasoline*
AAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!
wheres the marshmellows??
Aww, he burnt out already :(

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
hair...
Yeh I just want the side of my hair trimming a little so it does stick out andbe all gay...
k
It sounds as if she's cutting an awfull lot...
WTF?! YOU CUT HALF OF IT OFF!!! I LOOK LIKE TEDDY SHERINGHAM!!!!
You said trim...

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
YEH... TRIM!!! NOT DESTROY!
It looks kinda good like that
Shave it... Shave it all.... 5months down the drain *Despairs*
Its still looking gay... Wtf did you put gay lotion on the shaver?
:/

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
Gotta poke fun at somebody in comicstrip...
Strength..... failing.... lack of hair... fealing weak....
*thud*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
lack... of hair... freezing... brain...
Must... stay... awake...
*dies*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
Hy Gryff what alliance can you tell 12:5 is who in our DoW?
Yeh thats Aldar and Uni
Is Markus no5???
Dunno
Why he isn't DoW mi? he them me he is not in any alliance... *thel
Dude... Lay off the booze

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
Someone stole my name *cries*
No, your registered as Fara-Mir, thats Faramir your talking about... Two different names.
Who are you???!
*Attack Locked*
Who ARE you?!?!?!?!
*Attack Locked*

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
We can't do any better than already and our defences are good, we just miss out some easy ones.
tsch
That afternoon:
Gryff you can be DC
Thanks :)
That evening:
4ticks later
ooh yeah all defence organised perfectly, quickly and without confusion... *thrusts crotch* BOO YA

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
Which is the highest peak in the Andes?
erm... The middle one?
left one?
The Top.
the big one?
Proteus's Dick Hurts :(

 

by Gryffalio
1-29-06
SHIT *DEFENCE ETA6-10!!!!* Knew Mutiny had put up trivbot for a different reason than a nice fun game >=[
Haha see me the GoFFydUb isn't bad DC I cannot make defence in time though....
*whiplash* GET YOUR ARSES IN GEAR BEFORE I GET OUT MY NAIL FILLED CRICKET BAT!!!!
Thats all I have... NO not THAT!! OK HERES THE REST PLZ LEAVE ME ALONE :O *cries*
BOO YA! :D *All targets are covered*

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
*looks at alliance incs* fuck... I'm still half asleep -.-
*spamming of defence needed in channel*
*whiplashes*
*ships taking off*
Welldone with defence Gryff
Thanks... except all i did was spam at people till they sent ships :/

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
*You have an incoming transmission*
K Gryff I we you ne me attack defending him
k thanks, do !join 2 and stop PMing me i'm still organising defence m8 ;)
K you me we and attack we then them latern!
Sure no shuttup
Okies
-.-

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
I you we attack wud missed tick have me is.
AGAIN?! YOU DID THIS LAST NIGHT ASWELL!!!!! >=[
yeh soryy you wne iwm do can i waht.
*fetches the gasoline*
AAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!
*walks away*

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
*hulken struggles with attackbot*
Try !hide 10 Hulken ;)
Thanks botty :)
np
*giggles* in love with a bot :D
0.0 eep!

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
So your Michas brother??
and your fages???
And your Gryffs???

 

by Gryffalio
1-30-06
I see no resemblance :S

 

by Gryffalio
1-31-06
Hey btw that guy your organising an attack on is in Mutiny
f00k.... k... Will attack another.
That guy your alliance is attacking is in Mutiny...
Damnit stop being roidfat!!!
Gryff Recall :D
K *recalls*

 

by Gryffalio
1-31-06
Gryff actually... Keep attacking! :P
^.- I don't have a "undo last" button you know...
Its Gryffs fault!!!
Dude G mailed me... I thought it would be real if he sent it...
SHIT MY BEAUTIFUL FLEET!!!!

 

by Gryffalio
1-31-06
Wtf happened???!
*points at Gryff*
*Points at Gryff*
*Points at Gryff*
*Points at Gryff*
Micha you weren't even THERE! ¬.¬

 

by Gryffalio
2-01-06
Incomings... For the 7th hour -.-
Damn
???
7:10:3 House of Hell 4,864/0, ???-MadCowS (4:2:1) 4 50, -Alfalfa (11:12:4) 4 0, - (5:1:6) 4 50, -Insecticide (15:11:1) 4 50, -Tellus (9:6:4) 0 83
....
-MadCowS (4:2:1) 4 0, -the Galactic Empire (3:7:2) 3 320, -Coffee Brown Babies (17:4:6) 0 153, -Z?ha?dum (9:6:1) 0 141, -One last time.. (2:4:2) 0 3,076, -Butts (17:8:4) 0 40, -The Idiots,
Thats slight overkill... U do realise if you ran they wouldn't get anything???

 

by Gryffalio
2-02-06
If somebody lights this fire i'll give them 100gold
Now wheres my moneh?? Fire Essences don't make themselves you know...
*walks away*

 

by Gryffalio
2-02-06
*corners*
*loots*

 

by Gryffalio
2-02-06
Mosc on forums...
Hey we have gone halfway through the round without anybody flaming other alliances :o
That night on the forums...
Bern is teh Daddy! :P
hehe, well... i still want my CACTUS :D and steve-, u made a alliance with us... and 2 days after u give a fuck! so i will always go hunting for Steve- trash!
who needs to hunt for steve- trash? He IS trash
I will get my revenge >=[

 

by Gryffalio
2-02-06
Tick 100...
This alliance is fucked... Wtf is the point we'll just get slaughtered and die.
Stop having such a... Slant, We'll do well and we will be fine and you should stop with all of this whining as it'll just harm the ally.
Ticks 101- 475...
*Fights and stuff*
*noses in and annoys and stuff*
Tick 477...
This is alliance is fucked... Wtf is the point we just got slaughtered and all the big alliances killed us and its an oldboys club
We're just shit... As I explained earlier this round stating the same points as you and getting told that I was wrong... WHOS WHINING NOW BIATCH?!

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
Dude look at this comic its sooo funny... It has the Prophet Muhammad in with a bomb on his turban....
kewl... Thats really rather funny...
NOOOO YOUR INSULTING MY RELIGION... NOOOOOOO *attacks a danish embassy*
ffs.... YOUR the one that read it... If you don't like it DONT READ IT
*International Hysteria*
Am I the only one seeing the dwarves point here???

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
....
lo Proteus
me isn't proteus me is photek...
....
Gee you sure do LOOK like Proteus...
HELPS I IS NEEDING DEFENCE!!!
Am I the only one spotting this???...
sent to your coords Photek...
Me isn't Phoetk he left a minute ago... Me is Proteus

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
*Hysterics Hysterics Hysterics*
So you say JESUS CHRIST and OH MY GOD all the time in... Movies, chatrooms, songs, etc. and nothing happens???
....
But when you insult ANOTHER religion... One of about 0.01% of the country as opposed to over 70%, its suddenly terrible and everybody is in hysterics???
.... Yeah.... *Hysterics Hysterics Hysterics*
*sigh* I don't get this world...

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
More Trigger Happy nubness...
Mys gun!!! oh no's!
YOUR DEMOTED AND I'M TAKING YOUR GUN THATS THE LAST TIME I EVER LET YOU DO ANYTHING!!!
....... BS ........
Yeah I decided I couldn't be bothered being an officer so i made them demote me...
-.-

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
lol! 23:55 GMT launch.
Yeh I decided that we will defend about 15 ticks late to confuse the enemy...
That would maybe helped :)
wicked strategy
yey us n00bs ftw :D

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
Hey.....?
You have to self excile and see where you end up.Read what I just wrote.
Can pple please read the alliance forum???!
Read what I just wrote.
i didn't exile my self i was exiled by my gc because w were gettinging owned you moron get your facts right.....
Yes but we can't give you a new gal.

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
Written where???
Yes but we can't give you a new gal
Well thats lame why?
and plz don't call me a moron
Well get your facts right
My galaxy was disbanded due to heavy attack would it be possible to get a new galaxy because the random galaxies i am being put into suck.

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
Thanks. YOU CAN NOT GET A NEW GAL, YOU HAVE TO EXCILE YOURSELF TO GET A NEW GAL!!!!!! Fucking puppet!!!!!!!
Idd *nods head*
puppet, thats a lame insult. No my gc exiled me.
if u did read, u can not join a priv gal after the game is started. and why did they kicked u?
oh..sorry i thought you could join a private galaxy afterwards, because we were under attack and everybody else left there wqs 3 of us left
well, we have all had heavy inc

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
.....
*NOBODY CARES FUCK OFF*
<<----------- ( Xuande ) Quit: ( Quit: See you next time at www.planetia.net or at the chat irc.netgamers.org )
*DAY OF UNIVERSAL CELEBRATION*
----------------->> Matty.
oh... dear God.... No....

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
Hey DefenceBot whens the attack?
*Automessage* stfu i'm a bot.... Oh and why would I know about attack? I am a defence bot... Thus... DEFENCE!
ah ok sorry
STFU
sorry... Wheres my prize???
Syntax error... User has no claim to prize... STFU YOUR STUPIDITY IS KILLING ME

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
I can't hack your password what is it
*whispers password*
ARGH... How am I meant to hack THAT?! Great song btw....
I thought you had software that could flood the server or something???
* [10053] Software caused connection abort
mwuhahahahaha

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
----------->> Chappers_ | - - - - - - - mode +v Chappers_ ( Gryff )
Wilkommen in #Cimmeria und sig hiel!
Hey you know... Thats a very Germanic greeting :)
Ja mien fuhrer... Haben sie ein plan?
Um, not right now... I'll come back to you when I do
sehr gut.

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
So... Hows about this weather???
...
... Your not much of a talker are you???
...
..... Fine.... Be that way, i didn't want to talk to you anyway :'( *runs away*

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
*cries*
ACTION
YOUR ALIVE!!!! :D Action you want huh? -.^ *pulls out AK47 and opens the local prison&*
ACTION
fire fire fire!!!!!! MOFOS DIE DIE DIE!!!! :D:D:D
...

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
P... You still here?? P????! P... Whats happened??? Don't you love me anymore??? *cries*
ACTION
P.... I'm..... Pregnant.... *waits for a response*
ACTION
NO P... I'm pregnant... We shouldn't do that stuff... It might damage the baby...

 

by Gryffalio
2-03-06
..... P???...... P???!
P COME BACK!!!! I LOVE YOU P BOT!
*chases P down the street*

 

by Gryffalio
2-05-06
But surely the fact that you depict Jews as common criminals and the new age Hitler in Muslim-Arabian newspapers sets a double standard??
No... Not at all... erm.... yeh.... stuff.... PRAISE ALAH!
Don't you think that this cartoon may be just a humorous example of the way some Muslims are beginning to take their faith?
NO I do not these people are just SCARED of Muslims
Tsch... Yeh and I wonder why that would be... "7/7 is coming again" 9/11... The list is endless...
ALAH ALAH KILL THE INFIDEL!!!

 

by Gryffalio
2-05-06
Basically what he is trying to say is your a fucking retard who go's around bullying everybody, you insult gays, jews, christians, aethiests and more besides...
Yet when we do something back you burn our buildings and go crying about it why don't u just fuck off and die?!
...
*World claps*
*dies*

 

by Gryffalio
2-06-06
Dude your a right fucking Nazi... The Muslims are just upset!
They do the same to Jews then expect us to care when crazy Scandinavians do it to them...
Hitler!
*walks Nazi-ly* Gryff uber alles!
Thought that would shut you up...

 

by Gryffalio
2-06-06
Chappers I sent my entire fi/co fleet to you so you'd better not die or else I will too...
The attackers are carebears... I don't just enjoy pretending to be one :/
Ok as your under attack... Again... I sent out my fr/de to you...
*reads news-report* WTF??? you have NO ships at base??? wtf.... wtf... omg.... now i can't pull else he'll complain... *paints ships pink and pretends to be a care bear too*
mwuhahahaha now he'll die and i'll have my revenge... I forgot what I want revenge for actually.... Meh :/

 

by Gryffalio
2-06-06
Random people...
Hey Gryff why aren't you making strips anymore?? :(
I am... I'm just not doing anything funny on the internet much...
Yeh and why haven't u been on the internet all weekend???
I have been... Just not for long
Don't you like us anymore Gryff??? :'(
FFS... *walks away*

 

by Gryffalio
2-10-06
Haven't been online in a while...
Hey
Hey Gryff
*Hugs Gryff cos he hasn't seen him in ages*
*hugs haighy back*
OMG WTF GAYBOYS!!!!!!!!!!
Proteus want shoot things!

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