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by HotRodDeathToll
11-02-05
I know i can faunicate you with a bottle of Mr. Sheen.
I'd rather windex.
Here goes nothin'
NOOOOOOOO!!!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-02-05
So what are you dressing up as for halloween?
Well i was thinking of maybe a fat suit.
HA! But your already covered in fat.
That was uncalled for.

 

Why didn't dina go to the party in Vietnam?
Because there are Vietnamese people there.
Bitch!
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-02-05

 

The Darwin Awards
The winner is Joel Hamsmith for sexually experimenting with thermo-nuclear radiated yeast infected stem cells.
Yay dad!
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-02-05

 

The Oscars
The winner is Jessica Simpson for playing as Jesus in the Hot and Holy.
I think something bounced up into my undercarriage.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-02-05

 

The Wet T-Shirt Contest
Next up is Lis... Your shirt has to be wet before you get on stage!
But i spilled yogurt on it this morning.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-03-05

 

The Coonabarrabran No Frills Cola Awards
The Winner is Mickey for mowing the lawn in his back yard.
I feel proud, and love my family.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-03-05

 

The Winner is: Paris Hilton In 'The Skitzo Sex Tape'
You're so gooooood!
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-05-05

 

You're my Ho Ho Ho!
That's it, I'm going home.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-05-05

 

I'd just like to announce just before the election that there has been a 'Children Underwater' Crisis and our party is investigating it as soon as posible.
That's it, I'm going home.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-05-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-05-05
3,2,1...
Do you know how i can get to Obelon 4?
Oh no a pimpl... who the fuck are you, get out.

 

His new born son's cries woke him from his coma, and then he went to the shop and bought an ice cream, things couldn't possibly be worse.
eep.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-07-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-07-05
Hey sexy!
uhhh... hello
Wanna go out or have sex, no one is around. Cmon let's do it.
uh no thanks, i'm actually married so you better piss of or my husband will kill you.
You know what it's ugly bitches like you that ruin hard working peoples lives like. So i'll be going off to my mom's house and playing counter-strike.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-07-05
What has happened here?
A 20 year old girl was raped and murdered.
Cool, was she a babe.
It's not cool, are you asking for ticket.
God, man, i was just asking if that dead chick was a babe.
uhh.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-07-05
I killed your husband. i've even got his head here.
AHHH! *sob*
Now that you're single will you marry me.
WAAHHHH! *sob*
I will take that as affermative.
uhh. *sob*

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-07-05
Do you take this bitch, i mean Lisa to be your wife?
Affermetive.
Do you take peeman to be your husband.
Who?
Alright let's kiss bitch.
What? Uhh.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-08-05
Hello babe.
I want a divorce.
Why, i've been such a good husband?
Well you insulted me, killed my ex-husband, married me, molested me...
Yeah whatever i get the point, how about we both forget about all that while we're shopping.
Hooray shopping, i love you. Whoever you are.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-08-05
Hello son.
Hey dad you finished the barn yet slowbutt.
Yes i have , this don't blow it up.
Why not?
Because it took me a year to make it! One years work just to see a dumb explosion is stupid and wastful now go to your room.
Fuck you dickhead , i just wanted to blow it up jees.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-08-05
Here we get what you want and i'll pay for it.
Alright.
Just go bitch, hurry before i retire.
You do realise i'm gonna divorce you after this anyway?
What was that?
uhh, i love shopping hooray.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-10-05
Last night was so crap. I was so like stoned and pissed.
So i fell and landed on a bean bag and slept there all night. then i got home and i got pissed again and here i am now stoned and pissed.
God it sucks being a teenager.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-10-05
Tommorow is going to be so boring.
It's my friend's party and he's bringing Butt Raping Apes to lighten up the party a bit. I'm not going to it though.
I would go but theres not going to be any alcohol and it only goes two hours which would be hell sucky,

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-10-05
It sucks being a teenager. You have to go to school and listen to your parents.
I can't wait until i get to leave school.
Because then i'll have to go to work and listen to my boss.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-10-05
Myt school is hell lame.
My friend got expelled.
And just because he blew up the girls bathroom, i mean come on.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-10-05
Adults always say not to blow up stuff.
It's not bad.
They should be encouraging it, it's science.

 

Holy shit! A mother fucking penis sucking pimple the day before the fucking shithouse party!
Uhh, i think someone forgot to lock the mental institution yesterday.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-11-05

 

I just threw out all of our rice because moldy and we have to get a new packet the day before the diner party.
Oh my god don't you know everytime you throw out food the chinese baby jesus cries!
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-11-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-11-05
You're ugly.
Shutup.
But thats not why you are here.
Why am i here?
You're here because i hate you and i thought i would be funny to dump you here in England.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-11-05
When teens talk.
So... what lube do you use to ejaculate?
Penut butter. What do you use?
Shampoo.
HA!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-11-05
When teens fight.
You're ugly.
Ya moms ugly.
You're still ugly.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-12-05
I hate old people.
All they do is sit down and complain all day. Then they say that all teenagers do is sit and complain all day.
What fucking hypocrites.

 

Damn i forgot to put on my ointment cream for my pimple at the party!
Don't worry people won't be looking at the pimple just at your incredibly demented nose.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-12-05

 

The Mother has the right to chose whatever she want's to clean.
Oh! this is so dirty.
What the hell are you doing?
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-12-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-12-05
Year 2010
Is this all we got left?
Yep.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-14-05
I'll do it for you.
If you do it for me i'll give you anything.
Anything?
Except that.
What? I just wanted $10. Gees!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-14-05
Hello Gran!
Oh hello.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

I was just saying that my wife looked fat in that bunny suit.
by HotRodDeathToll, 11-15-05

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-16-05
I wonder who will win our round of the comic cup.
I sure hope you win.
Just as long as you vote for thats fine.
I gotta at least wait until your opponents at least make their comics cos it seem a bit suss that i voted for you guys before the other have even made. I mean, come on.
Shutup Kai.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Something weird happened.
I switched places with dad!
And it's a Monday! Fuck!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
This is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!
Firstly i have to go to bed early.
And also now i have to actually go to the male bathroom, stupid comunist bullshit!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Being my son might actually be good maybe.
Look another kid. I better check it out.
I cut myself how 'In' am i? I can't wait until the end of the world.
Man! What the hell have they done with kids these days?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
So... this is work, eh?
Well yeah, you have been working here about 17 years or so.
Ya mom has been working here all fo 17 years.
I beg your pardon?
I beg your pardon face bitch.
Your fired!

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Stupid work!
Fired me for no fucking reson!
But I can't wait until i see the look on their face when they realise that the receptionsists biro is missing.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Uh oh.
Hello there would you like to be hung?
No thanks.
Thanks is so 1960's.
Please be quiet you silly bag of rectum.
At least i'm not the one who keeps peeing in the female toilets.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Hello
Uh hello.
Don't act like you don't know me. I'm your girlfriend idiot.
Ha! My son has a fat chick as a girlfriend.
Wanna bathe in blood again?
Again? Like i ever would and with you, i mean, come on.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Here, have a ciggarette.
No thanks, but would you like some paste?
No thanks i'm trying to get off that stuff.
Yeah i see you're trying to lay off some other stuff but obviosly failing.
Thats it i'm dumping you.
For what? Calling you fat? But it's true.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Uh John.
What do you want tubsy?
Let's keep dating i don't care that i'm fat anymore.
Are you kidding? I've already got another girlfriend.
Oh yeah my son will be so happy
huh?

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Dad i'm sorry i lost your job.
Don't worry about it.
Why not?
I lost your fat babe.
Oh no my Tubbywinkle.
Boy, my son is such a loser.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-20-05
Something weird happened.
Holy crap we have switched bodies!
I can't tell the differance, Ted.
Except your penis is way smaller.
But now it's on your body.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-21-05
You're a terrorist!
They put drugs in my alcohol.
Yeah thats the least i suspected.

 

by HotRodDeathToll
11-25-05
Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?
She wanted to be a nurse.
And then, there was silence.

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