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by Joey
7-07-03
Huh, why do you have to be a defult charater? Why can't I? Or may be me and that demon from dexx or That hot chick from dieselsweeties? I mean it really makes you feel like you don't want to make comi
Whelp theres only one way out of this....
Take that nail and pound it in your head!
Damnit.
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

 

by Joey
7-07-03
You want to do something tomorrow? Dinner, movies, I don't care.
Sure, sounds great.

 

by Joey
7-07-03

 

by Joey
7-07-03
Look two Penny-arcade wannabes.
Let's beat'em up and steal they're wallets.

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!
Ronnie I had a nightmare again!
Well ever since I read the fourms on Stripcreator.com I have been having these nightmares about corn dogs.
I was busy! What was it this time?

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Do you really think i'll do well?
Your fine, now i'm gonna go home and call me if you need anything.
*ahem* welcome to crappy burger may I take your order?
Ya, i'll have the corndog.
Oh god, my eyes!
Hey are you okay?

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Good evening, my name is bobby.
Boobie?
No my good freind.. bobby.
Boobie?
No, you said boobie.
Sorry, I got here as fast as I could. Now wheres them boobies?

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Why don't you leave that scrap metal and come run away with me.
Tell me why?
! h@ve @ &@rge d!(k...
Me, you my aparment, 8:00
I'm a sly basturd... What?

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Ronnie spills gas all over the house.
Hehehe best idea yet..
He lit a match, and threw it on the gas... he cracked a smile as the house burnt down..
I'm a made man now..

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Pull the fucking trigger!! It's our last hope!
I can't shoot him! He's to cute!
Come on the shells are droping!
Damnit God!! Why can't I shoot him? Oh yhea, I love him.
Well punk ass, i'm getting the fuck out of here!
Oh my gwad! Our eyes just ment! I can just melt..

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Ronnie!! I got those bagel bites you wanted! Ronnie?!
That asshole..

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Now that that doll house buliding, barbie humper is out of the way, I can do what I always wanted....
Hang with the wrong crowd.
Hey babie, you want to... bang bang bang?
$50 buck babe, you got?
Hey... ya want to get some more hookers, dog?
Yo, man. Ya have more crack that I had in a life time, brother!

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Welcome to crap..
Yo yo yo, what the flying fuck is this guy doing in my work space?!
Sir, you're drunk, please leave the store or I will have to call the police.
Shut the fuck up, i'll deal with you later, you nigger!!
Upstairs were she always is.
[1]Were the fuck is your boss?

 

by Joey
7-08-03
He's working.
Yo yo yo yo, bitch! What the fuck is that nigger doing in my work place?
You're fired. You never come to work anymore, and worse you haven't came on to me lately.
Yhea, bitch i've noticed! Now why is HE here?
Ronnie took out a gun and shot her *ahem* his boss 5 times in the forehead.
I will always love you.....
hehehehe

 

by Joey
7-08-03
Sir have you been drinking?
A little...
Wait I know you, you're that man who murdered that nice resturaunt owner!
Then Ronnie took out a pistol and unloaded some rounds in his forehead....he said some words then died..
Noooo! I have a wife! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh..............

 

by Joey
7-09-03
Man I missed you, I thought I kilt you.
Well, you...
Nooo! Damnit! I didn't.
..........did.
No I didn't.
Yeess yoou dddidd.

 

by Joey
7-09-03
No I didn't.
Dear god, what a dream.

 

by Joey
7-09-03
Hi, i'm Zerosignalone. I'm so gay, i'm gonna hump the next male who walks past.
Oh yes, right in the street thats new!

 

by Joey
7-12-03
Hey Jesus.
Who the fuck are you?

 

by Joey
7-12-03
I'm very stoned right now.
And i'm wasted! You look like Cindy Crawford!

 

by Joey
7-13-03
Thats OUR word, you don't say OUR word.
I'm sorry, don't hit me again.
Now whats my name....
Henry.
Good.

 

by Joey
7-13-03
Bill gates, you are dead follow me.
Ah.. heaven can't be that bad.
Oh belive me, it'll be hell.
I can read your thoughts.
DAMN YOU!

 

by Joey
7-14-03
No, whats it like?
Did you play "Enter The Matrix" yet?
Like your mom?
Its like a little god.
Thats gross.
Like how I did your mom last night.

 

by Joey
7-14-03
LOL hahahaha
OMG LMAO ehehe LOL
LOL hahahaha
OMG LMAO ehehe LOL
LOL hahahaha
OMG LMAO ehehe LOL

 

by Joey
7-18-03
Dear god! Why do I suck so much at making comics?
Well, you just do.
But why?
Can't you just look at porn or something?
Oh and I did your wife.

 

by Joey
7-19-03
Wow, that was.. whoa.
Hey I was a virgin till now.

 

by Joey
7-20-03
So um you want to come to my house to help me with my homework?
Sure.
I stole a sex-ed video.

 

by Joey
7-21-03
I have to do 23 hours of community service for beating up that cat. I have to help the homeless stay warm.
That sucks.
But I know a way I can make it fun...
I'm not lying to the cops again.
Yep, them homeless flare right up.

 

by Joey
7-21-03
I'm going to kill you then I'm gonna bury you in a shallow grave near the railroad tracks AND i'm gonna sleep with your wife.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm not married.
Oh then bye.
Yeah, I guess.

 

by Joey
7-21-03
I've been reading the fourms on www.stripcreator.com and what the hell is "cornholing"?
Want me to show you.
I sould be going.
Wait!
I'M NOT GAY!

 

by Joey
7-22-03
Yay!
Pizza?

 

by Joey
7-22-03
!
*Whistles*

 

by Joey
7-22-03
Crap nooo! I have to much to live for!
You know he was lieing right?
Pizza?

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Huh?
Yes my soon, whatever you do do not destroy your account or just log out forever. You were but on this earth to make dumb-ass, stupid, fake humor to annoy the puplic.
Dad?
I like them (really I don't) now go make me proud.
K, dad.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
TOBER CORNHOLE YOU NOW!
I don't even know what that means.
TOBER SAD NOW.
And can you stop with that robot voice?
Sorry.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
THUMP!
Well i'm glad I got that out of the way! Try it with your Girlfreinds!
Damnit, why am I handcuffed to the bed post?
Were do you think you're going?

 

by Joey
7-23-03
I never knew he left.
Kenny's back.
I think you sould come outside though.
Opan wup domnat!

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Hey Tober.
Sorry specien Eric Vetock I to sad to cornhole.
Huh?
I was only going to ask you Ten bucks so I can go to the bar and drink scoth and listhen to soft jazz.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Oh crap the law! Think of something fast!
Sir, have you been doing drugs?
Nice move, dumbass.
Yhea, a little bit.
Sir I'm gonna have to take you down town.
Good thing Ronnie's parents a rich.
Mom? Is that you?
I want two minutes alone with this guy.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
They have footage of me running up to a person and say: "I'm crazy I kill ja in two minutes, Yo. I crazy."
Soooo.... a maximum security loony bin?
So, do you have the bail money?
Let me see: I have a penny, and my lucky bottle cap?
The bail is $900,000.
I stopped at the bar on the way here.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Bill Gates? What are you in for?
Fraud.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
You got the bail?
No. But I did get you a famous undercover cop.
No no no. He's undercover as a cop.
Yay!

 

by Joey
7-23-03
All is well.
It's good to have you back Eric.
You know, Ronnie? It's good to be back.
Except this guy.

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Dear members of stripcreator who think I am a dumb-ass for making the fatel error of making "Tobor" "Tober". *nods to his lawyer.*
Yes indeed. My cilent is a dumb-ass, screw up, and everybody knows it.
AND USE THE FUCKING SPELL CHECK!!
But I asure you he shall never make this mistake again. Or the fact that some people exactly injoy being "cornholed". My advice to my cilent is this, YOU ARE A DUMB-ASS. LISTHEN TO Bargaintuan ^above^

 

by Joey
7-23-03
I wounder what are ex's are doing right now?
I don't know. Proplay hookers.
Please have sex with me, i'm sooooo desprate.
I think you're asking the wrong person....
Come on, when you gonna drill me?
One second, sweetheart..

 

by Joey
7-23-03
Nice shoes. Later.
Were you learn to kill like that?
My grandpa.

 

by Joey
8-02-03
Well I lost the stripcreator sprit, good bye forever.
We're free!!
Yay.
Joey will not be missed.

 

by Joey
11-12-03
Alright the hole is dug, now lets get the hell outta here. You first, just in case there are guards.
Nice try Farmer John, you first.

 

by Joey
11-12-03
Ah, my PC, I can make top off the line crappy ass comics again.YAY!
I have a question, where do you keep the beer?
And I have a question for you, why are still here?

 

by Joey
11-12-03
What is this? Why are we still alive, I thought Joey IS DONE.
Well err...Joey saw he got a star which well....it inspired him..
God, this fucking sucks...
Actullay..there could be some good out of this... we get to be Penny-arcade rip-offs again..
No.
Can I have a butterfinger now?

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