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by Juanwalez
7-13-03
...and I've been getting really close to her recently, its great
You only want her becuase shes got massive tits though
That's a really sexist thing to say!
Yeah but its true though isnt it?
Totally

 

by Juanwalez
7-14-03
Dear Dr. Suess... I have found the following spelling mistakes in your book "The Cat in the Hat"
Also I do not believe it physically possible for the Grinch's heart to grow three sizes at once
In fact, I challenge your status as a doctor entirely

 

by Juanwalez
12-17-03
....the matrix sequels were shite though mate
Tell me what you'd do better then smartman
Paraturtles dude
"Paraturtles"?
Yeah like paratroopers... but turtles. Think of the marketing! Todd McFarlane would give a bollock to sell that toy

 

by Juanwalez
4-03-04
Welcome friends and listen to the tale of a sad young boy on the wrong path brought back to Salvation by Amu and I...
I look nothing like the real Amu
No seriously this costume is shit

 

by Juanwalez
4-03-04
Y'allright mate, hows it goin? You hungry mate? We got a spare steak here
Oh no I cant eat that
Why not?
Cos I'm vegitarian, I don't eat meat
What?

 

by Juanwalez
4-03-04
Hoi Gaz, d'ya hear that? He doesnt eat steak
Why not?
Cos I'm vegitarian, I dont eat meat
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But its steak

 

by Juanwalez
4-03-04
Yeah so I just dont eat meat. I dont like it
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..... we must help this poor boy

 

by Juanwalez
4-03-04
...After much thinking...
Hoi Woody come smoke this
Yeah and have a beer, it'll make you cool
Yeah alright
Five minutes later
Man I'm starvin you got anything to eat?
Here's where I'll cue in the dramatical orchestra in my life story... that would rule

 

by Juanwalez
8-12-04
You know what, I worked out the source of what makes British people the way they are
It's all about hating anyone who is different to you in the least
Yeah and we have lots of other good qualities too!

 

by Juanwalez
8-12-04
So what are these other qualities of Brits then?
We aren't French

 

by Juanwalez
8-16-04
Hey whay are you drawing there?
It's serenity
Whats that like a superhero or something?
No I mean the feeling of serenity, I'm drawing it...
I shouldnt have eaten all that acid at once

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