Your face is up where? by Juanwalez7-13-03 ...and I've been getting really close to her recently, its great You only want her becuase shes got massive tits though That's a really sexist thing to say! Yeah but its true though isnt it? Totally
Proofreading gone too far by Juanwalez7-14-03 Dear Dr. Suess... I have found the following spelling mistakes in your book "The Cat in the Hat" Also I do not believe it physically possible for the Grinch's heart to grow three sizes at once In fact, I challenge your status as a doctor entirely
It'd be better than that French guy by Juanwalez12-17-03 ....the matrix sequels were shite though mate Tell me what you'd do better then smartman Paraturtles dude "Paraturtles"? Yeah like paratroopers... but turtles. Think of the marketing! Todd McFarlane would give a bollock to sell that toy
The Woody Saga: Trailer by Juanwalez4-03-04 Welcome friends and listen to the tale of a sad young boy on the wrong path brought back to Salvation by Amu and I... I look nothing like the real Amu No seriously this costume is shit
The Woody Saga: I by Juanwalez4-03-04 Y'allright mate, hows it goin? You hungry mate? We got a spare steak here Oh no I cant eat that Why not? Cos I'm vegitarian, I don't eat meat What?
The Woody Saga: II by Juanwalez4-03-04 Hoi Gaz, d'ya hear that? He doesnt eat steak Why not? Cos I'm vegitarian, I dont eat meat ... But its steak
The Woody Saga: III by Juanwalez4-03-04 Yeah so I just dont eat meat. I dont like it ........... ............... ............. ............ ..... we must help this poor boy
The Woody Saga: IV by Juanwalez4-03-04 ...After much thinking... Hoi Woody come smoke this Yeah and have a beer, it'll make you cool Yeah alright Five minutes later Man I'm starvin you got anything to eat? Here's where I'll cue in the dramatical orchestra in my life story... that would rule
Xenophobia Man meets Brit Man Pt 1 by Juanwalez8-12-04 You know what, I worked out the source of what makes British people the way they are It's all about hating anyone who is different to you in the least Yeah and we have lots of other good qualities too!
Xenophobia man meets Brit Man Pt 2 by Juanwalez8-12-04 So what are these other qualities of Brits then? We aren't French
How modern art is created by Juanwalez8-16-04 Hey whay are you drawing there? It's serenity Whats that like a superhero or something? No I mean the feeling of serenity, I'm drawing it... I shouldnt have eaten all that acid at once