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by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
When Stacie was about to terminate Tiff...
So I ate the singer and his girlfreind smacks me so I grab a guatir and smacks her head wide open....
AHHHH!!!Weakoning...
When Eric returns and attacks Xtof. Their fight bubble bumps Tiff away safely!
DIE!
*BUMP*
Grrrrrrr....
Um...My Bad.

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I HAD HER RIGHT THERE READY TO KILL!AND YOU FIGHT WITH XTOF AND BUMP HER SAFLEY AWAY!?!
Sorry...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well i'm your least bit of probs...
Huh?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What are you babbling?
You are so gonna die!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Kick* *Kick* *kick*
I think you kicked him enouph.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Kick* *Kick* *kick*
No seriously!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Kick* *Kick* *kick*
XTOF! HES NOT EVEN TWITCHING!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-17-03
So Blonde now back home,Eric in the hospital,and Xtof at the gym the adventure of Tiff is over...?
WAIT!What is your true form?
ME?
Yes,Show it!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Okay...glad thats over....
Why do everyone hate me?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So we will vote where in da unerverse will we search for a glow in the dark headband...Wait wheres Xtof?
I beat him up and threw him in the river.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
The truth...
I low blowed him from behind and locked him in your bathroom.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
My bathroom dosen't have a lock.
Oh Crap!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where in God's domain is Eric!?!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Serously I don't know!
Lets go find him!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Idiots not looking in her scorpian cage...Okay why can't I move?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry about the scorps. How'bout you pick where we search next..
Okay but need a favor...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What?
Not to invite Xtof because I don't need more pain.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
He won't give you pain...
Oh sorry. Am I standing on you,Eric?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-18-03
After Eric gets out of the hospital.
So what place did you choose?
My daddy's cow and bull farm
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yo think thats wise?
Why?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Did someone said decapitating cow heads?
No reason...

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Awww...a ship to montana.
That made no sense but anyways,wheres Xtof?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hi.
I'm Squrrel-X. Not planning to kill Stacie or nothing.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Okay...
And I don't have a army of gay cowboys to kill you!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What a beutiful farm!
Yes and I can smell the unclean horse crap from here!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Eric..
The sound of chickens heads being decapitated!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Hello!?!
The noises of people whizzing in a unclean outhouse!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Eric sonny!Is dat you?
Yes Pa!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Come here and give your crap smelling da a hug!
DADDY!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Awwwwww...
WHOO!Did you smell that outhouse?

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Where were you?
meeting a new freind
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Who?
He called himself Squrrel-X and showed me a army of Gay cowboys.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Daddy why are you choking me?
I think we should warn Eric!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Butter My Buns!
Butter My Buns!
HA!With your sidekick down and out you will bow down to I,Squrrel-X!
Dang you!I thought after 2 blow ups you're be dead!
Hey I'm the only one to KO Eric!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Give us 1 good reason to bow to your mercy!
Year.Fuzzy!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
These ain't normal cowboys they have 1/3 catholic in them and Michael Jackson's genes!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We bow to yee mercy!
We bow to yee mercy!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Nice try Squrrel-X!
crap
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Eric,You killed the cowboys and MAYBE Squrrel-X,too!Sweet job!
Just pull the cowboy head outta my butt!

 

by Life_Is_Life
5-31-03
A few weeks later:Eric got the cowboy out of his butt:Stacie still has 52,667 more places to look:Xtof's sword thingy is still nice and shiny:And Squrrel-X survived but lost his nads in thre proccess
sweet
cool
Rad
How come I get bad news!?!
And The creator;MDMM, Still wonders why he made Dumb Blonde Adventures.
WHY?WHY?WHY?
Boinky33 has flipped you off!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Finaly I can rest at home with peace and quiet.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Did I just hear footsteps?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
STACIE! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I WAS SO MAD! I MAY HAVE TO SHOOT YOU! WHERE WERE YOU?
God..I was only gone 3 mounths!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So I'm grounded for a week!
At least you got it easy
Dumb Blonde Adventures
What did your dad do?
Hold on.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dad,I'm on the phone!
I told you to stick that rod up your butt!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Thanks for coming
What do you mean?You came here!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Can I use your internet?
No..get out of here.I gotta sleep!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Notice I got Golf shoes on.
Notice I'm wearing a cup.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Let me online.
No. I'm wearing a cup so HA!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Don't say I diddn't warn ya.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Fear my steel golf shoes...
My cup split in half with something else with it...OW!OW!OW!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-01-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Okay I found a copy of Glow In The Dark Headband in HELL! We will go there..hey..whats this red buttun?*Click*
Dumb Blonde Adventures
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhhh...GOD!Yes!HARDER! ITS CUMMING!YES!Ohhhhhhh!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I swear I don't know where those three girls and one man movies came from...
Sure....

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Our Quest is gonna end once we retrive the glow in the dark headband. We will steal it from Kukon!
Dosen't this sound like a triligy of a crappy movie?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Yes but why do you say crappy?
Lets see we are lesser types of Boinky33,Devin,Kadder,MaxPayne,and others including Chair_Comics!
PS Sorry for the bad grammer
No not Chair Comics!
Yes they succeed us!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We all know the plan and you can get us in,right?
Yes I am Satin's son and be careful it has everything you hate even if they are still alive. Hell is a complex land. Lets go...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm ready but I broght a freind along.
Who?
KFC chicken is back! WHOOP!WHOOP!
You want the chicken?You cant handle the chicken!
What? He owes me food.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Oh my God this is so horrible!
Whats better than the smell of blood and vile?
BAN TV!
NO MORE DRUGS!
Quick! Stacie,Pass me the golf shoes!
SAVE DOUG!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
A big flash apperaed once they kick the hippies' nads...
Dumb Blonde Adventures/Stacie awakes..
Where...Am...I?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
NOT YOU!
Yes It is I Kukon Zanyitodes or known as Intestines Man!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
GET AWAY!
Sorry Dumb Blonde but I can't! Usaly my Low Blow Laser only works on men now make women feel what it fells like plus a side of death!
The second when Intestines Man was about to Zap...
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
Stop I'm the one who gets low blowed!
When did Alein get here?
You gotta fight us before her!
Yes and I'm gonna give you a probe that you'll never forget!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Nummy in my acid filled tummy!
OW!OW!OW!WHY?OW!WHY?
The chicken were eaten and the other boys nuidered And Alein with a gun up his butt
Wheres my slifer?OW! DANG!OW!OW!OW!
So painful.....can't move.
Left Stacie alone to say...
Crap.
I'm air...

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Now Dumb Blonde Doom is yee faith for I,Intestines Man a hero who used to Kick the crotch of evil was betrayed for his looks and turned evil. Dumb Blonde,It is time to meet my power!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
QUIT DEMINING BLONDES!
Oh no.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Grrrrrrrrr.......
She popped my ding dongs off!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm back as my normal state!Thank you oh great Stacie!
Sorry...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I hate my life....
You are welcomed!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Please changed me back to normal.
First,Give me the glow in the dark headband!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Here you go...
Thanks but first someone wants to chat.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
You son of a....
EEP!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-03-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well this is the end. I'm gonna miss you guys.
Same here cause I'll be searching for my Pa since hes lost and all.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I'm gonna miss you Xtof because you saved and helped us in the worst parts.
No Prob. You can visit me in Hell anytime.
FIN!?!
I'm gonna miss you Alein. You started my quest. Thanks.
Awwww... I just anol probed ya. Well I'll be in Mars lap dancing Space Moles!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Even though i'm done I can still show my crappy life.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Year!I mean no sense to stop completly. I just need a break from Adventures.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why in God's Domain are you talking to the TV!?!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-04-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Stacie,I want you in school!
Dad!Its teusday! Noone goes to school on teusday!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Don't make me send in the clown!
FINE!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why must you always make fun about me?

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Dang Father making me go to school.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I beat up gay cowboys. Why do I have to go to school!?! I wish I was 18!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Wait...Where am I?
My pants are the shiznick!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Sorry I'm Late Mr.Brown.
Dumb Blonde sit by Retina over there. We be talking about presidents. GO SIT!Ya lucky I can't use rulers on ya!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
So Blondie why were ya late?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Pass da school and has to beat up a giant talking cigeratte.
Don't feel bad that happened to me last week.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Break Time
Finaly we're out of Mr.Brown's class.
Since we're alone I need to show you something.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
!!!!!!!!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Please tell me you're just Michael Jackson!
I am Yoshina of the Nutterbutter planet. Our race is dying of a evil being known in your land...Tiffany!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I would help you,Yoshina but I quit on saving and hurting loserous villians.
Please we have nutterbutter!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I would usaly say yes to nutter butter but to another galaxy would probaly take years!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We're here!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
oooooooooo
This nutterButter plant is made of nutterbutter and the iteims are made of bacon. Like our houses,lamps,...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
BACON!!!!!!
!!!!!!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Nummy!
Blonde,Our people ain't made of bacon!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-05-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Did you hear a Blonde mortal is gonna save us?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Did ya?
Ain't Blondes dumb!?!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Oh crap.
We dead!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-07-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
There is the evil Tiff who destroyed our land. Now show that dumb brunette you can mess with a hero!
This time I won't let her escape.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Blondie gonna need her team or she gonna die.
Yes end that Dumb Blonde Adventures.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
How come that Nutterbutterian is on your side,is he evil?
No and why are your and my nutterbutterians shaking feet/hands?

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-16-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I think this is a problem....
Duh!You and I figured out their plans and you flipped them off thus making a army of Nutterbutterians attack us!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Got a hairbrush?
Do you need it to help us escape.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No to brush,silly.
I'm going to plan suicide.

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Can I come out?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Ya stupid Blonde,You to be sacrificed to Tobor 5.3!
Wait how can robots eat?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Um...mystical powers...
Right.....

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Are you two mortals ready to be sacrifice to Tobor 5.3
More than anything....
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Man thats a ugly robo....
Year I thought he'll look better than a microwave....
Why must people hurt the feelings of Tobor 5.3?....

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Tobor 5.3 will crush bones of you!
Tobor will be most happyful with crushing two weak bones!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
For Tobor is the evil that lurks in Nutterbutter!
Fear the great Tobor!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Tobor will phrase in your primitave laungage:"Me killith you,homie!"
Why must you lauph at Tobor 5.3?

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
They make fun of Tobor...Tobor 5.3 wants his oil bottle!
Not until you kill the blonde and brunette!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
*Sniff*
Quit crying!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Why must Tobor be yelled at!?!
Screw this I QUIT!Go free the mortals!Wheres Tobor's detonater?

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-18-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We made a pretty good team...
Yep...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Well seeya...
bye...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
WAIT!How are we getting home?
um...bus?

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-29-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Man,How are we getting home?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I can bring you home!
Sweet!Whadda I owe ya!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
All he wants is a back rub!
You can rub his slimy back!

 

by Life_Is_Life
6-29-03
A backrub and 100 lightyears later!
lower!
Thats gross...
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I send you to Earth back at your homes.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Home and noone had to know...
Stacie wanna see daddy's new belt?

 

by Life_Is_Life
9-14-03
Dumb Blonde Adventures
I geuss this is goodbye...
I geuss.
Dumb Blonde Adventures
We make a good team!
Whatever I'm still gonna kill ya!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
Bring it on,Dollface!
It will be on with a bag of prongles!

 

by Life_Is_Life
9-14-03
At the bushes near Stacie's house
Puff,I'm giving you $1,500 to destroy the Dumb Blonde...Can you do it?
You can count on me:Puff the magick dragon!
Dumb Blonde Adventures
But we goure her in with...
Nachos?
Dumb Blonde Adventures
No...Eric,stupid!
Sorry too much puffing!

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