All comics by Lord_Vodek

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The show that made everyteenager in america say this
You know maybe I am gay
OH evil tiger take that ha
by Lord_Vodek, 11-13-08

 

Allright everyone get down and dont try anything becuase theres a bomb in the bag. Ah fuck a jedi i surrender
Everything is fine people
by Lord_Vodek, 11-14-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-14-08
9/11 on a plane
Allah
9/12 in Guantanamo Bay
Allah
9/13 in Guantanamo Bay
Allah? Oh thank Allah you're here you got to get me out so i can blow myself up for those virgins
Sorry we ran out of Female virgins tuesday all we got left is Clay Aiken you might as well stay

 

I would say something clever but you wouldnt get it
by Lord_Vodek, 11-14-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-14-08
Watch this me and Fido can actually comunicate. Fido how long has it been since your last walk?
ok
Grrrrrrrrrr
Ow not the face. NOT THE FA--OW
Fido said "Too long"
Wow

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-15-08
What are you thinking about?
How hard i fucked your sister
Damn thats heavy
I know right
Now im thinking about how painful that must have been
Fucker

 

CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE CHEESE
by Lord_Vodek, 11-15-08

 

Cheese
Ewww pussy cheese
by Lord_Vodek, 11-17-08

 

The devil plays chess with himself
I win again
Fuck off
by Lord_Vodek, 11-21-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-21-08
I swear my friends are atracted to loose women
I just got laid again last night
I hate you
Biggest problem is those loose women are also my friends...
Only because your girlfriend wont sleep with you
go away asshole

 

Damn it where did i park my invisible Bat mobile
by Lord_Vodek, 11-21-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-22-08
Im embaressed to admit this
Sad isn't it
Although i have to say if you cant laugh at yourself you have no right to laugh

 

Dear son, I am getting a sex change tommorow. thought you should know, Love mom
Dear son, The oppuration was a complete success. Love, dad
by Lord_Vodek, 11-22-08

 

Somehow i think my friend failed to correctly interperet "civil disobediance"
Aren't you supposed to wear pants in public?
Not till i get my drivers license back
by Lord_Vodek, 11-23-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-23-08
Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed.
Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed.
Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed. Im not being robbed.

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-23-08
God i need a woman
Thanx god

 

You didn't see me. I didn't do it. You can't prove it.
Shut up it's only illegal if you get caught
by Lord_Vodek, 11-23-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-23-08
Want to buy some crack?
Eh that cop aint paying attention sure.
There's evil afoot

 

Actually Happened
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A PENIS!
Suck it bitch
by Lord_Vodek, 11-25-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-25-08
This is all
You know i make comics whenever i think of something funny...or at least if I think its funny
However now i think on it and look back it seems to me...
stripcreators
That most strippers on here take home males they think are females...
...luckilly i have a gf and this hasnt happened to me but it has happened to my friend...
fualt
And im starting to wonder if we are all losers who are so pathetic that we cant get dates with women just shemales
Sorry just thinking out loud feel free to send hatemail in response to this comic

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-25-08
Killer you've got a baconizer
I suddenly got hungry...oh look bacon
mother fucker

 

How do i tell him i've always wanted to do a great big cock
by Lord_Vodek, 11-25-08

 

You want to know how i got these scars?
by Lord_Vodek, 11-25-08

 

This is impossible logically and physically
by Lord_Vodek, 11-25-08

 

Dude when we are done robbing this place we will be criminal legends
by Lord_Vodek, 11-25-08

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-25-08
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away
We Are aproaching the Trade Federation Blockade
Yes master
The Trade Federation saw the previews and said Fuck this
Several decades later
Run luke run

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-26-08
Tinkie winkie, Dipsey, Lala, Po
No it goes like this
Me and my girlfriend thought of this =)
Like what?
Little Winkie, Dipshit, Blah blah, Ho
Mommy!
I didn't do it

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-27-08
I don't need a set of experts to fix the econemy
All I need is the faculty from hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Thank you have a nice day

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-27-08
Hello, everybody how you doing? It looks like I survived another turkey hunt.
Umm what are you doing? Come on I can't beleive I lived this long just to be shot...
Sorry thats life.
Show some mer---
Francine I got me a turkey

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-27-08
I love you with all my passion
Luv: Your just a friend and it's gonna stay that way
Aww i luv you too
That bitch

 

by Lord_Vodek
11-30-08
Name?
Chen
Ethnicity?
Asian
Sorry according to our database Asian's don't have souls

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-05-08
3 Hit peg
1
they are using a metal cube
2
3 your out
no fair your hands are magnets

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-05-08
1
2
3 your out
you hit too hard

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-05-08
1
2
3 your out
i dont even have any legs

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-11-08
Mr. Gray who were those men in the white coats friday?
Doctors now go sit down
Oh well ok im sitting down now
good now class our first lesson
Who are you talking to Mr. Gray
So Pie sqaured equals 1

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-11-08
I've made 150 comics the world is coming to an end
so
dont you care?
not really
Piss off
I fucked your mother

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-11-08
Dear Satan, Thank you for the money
I got your letter
Shit i meant to write Santa
Well you fucked up your going to hell

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-17-08
Dont forget to sing along
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me 1 Stolen Ring
Dont forget to sing along
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me 2 felonies and 1 stolen ring
Dont forget to sing along
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me 3 police a' knocking 2 felonies and a stolen ring

 

by Lord_Vodek
12-29-08
wow i cant believe it's been that long since i made a comic
I call it..DAVE
Thats amazing!

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-05-09
Unfortunatly it's true
Were through.
What?
I'm still not even sure exactly what happened
Sorry
Why?
seriously WTF
What the fcuk just happened

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-09-09
Poor Jim was left mentally retarded after a tragic accident
Hi I'm Jim it's nice to meet you.
He saw your mom
Oh burned just like his hand

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-09-09
Whats in the breifcase Bob?
Nobody
Ok you want to go get ice cream i like ice cream
Soon he'll be in the breifcase too...

 

Finish your dinner don't you know there are children starving in africa?
What good is me eating this food gonna do for the africans?
by Lord_Vodek, 1-14-09

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-17-09
The other poor sop can die for his country
I'll be the one killing him for mine

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-19-09
Well most of my comics have a deep moral message hidden deep in the fabric of my comic
...
Wait who am i kidding i dont have any moral behind it i just want to piss people off only problem is everyone on this site has the same sense of humor

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-19-09
I'm pathetic i need a life
Titfuck
I blame brad
Thats the joke
Jk brad...or am i?...to be continued
I know you're there i can hear your breathing

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-19-09
That my best friend broke up with me comic is a sad satire on my life
(one broke up with me three days ago)
The last three girlfriends i've had
Have all had thier best friend brake up with me...I need a hug...but not from you have a hot sister?

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-21-09
Hi.
I'm going to kill myself.
Thats not funny.
Yeah?
Who's joking?

 

by Lord_Vodek
1-21-09
The humans will soon be ours
And there is nothing they or anyone else can do about it
MWHAHAHAHAHA
MWHAHAHAHAHA
What did you think angels watched over and protected you?
Ha that's the biggest lie since the existance of Good

 

Oh shit
by Lord_Vodek, 1-21-09

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