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by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
yes / lez go
NOO!!
*** Bargaintuan has quit IRC (Quit: I hope you're satisfied.)
into dee shower
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* BigEvilDan runs

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-08-03
[mAAk]
no / come back
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* BigEvilDan comes back
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk ties up BigEvilDan
* BigEvilDan grabs his pants and runs again.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
no / you all tied up you could get hurt / :/ / an again to the lef / :\
At least let me put my pants on.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
fine fine / led me help you / let me untie you /
I can handle it.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
wid dee saw / no / let dee maak help / i come closer wit dee saw
The saw is unneccesary.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
let me saw off dee ropes / die one rope hangin down / between dee legs
NO!!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
i start to saw eet off / here i go / saw saw saw / an der / eet is sawed off.
* BigEvilDan kicks the saw out of mAAk's hand. / NOO!!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk escapes wid dee cock
Wait, that actually was a rope.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan escapes slowly.
* mAAk tackles dee dan / an now
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
NO!!
for dee fugitive cock
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
NO!!!
i saw eet off / YES / here i go

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
* BigEvilDan kicks the saw.
i grab dee cock in / no
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
MY FOOT!
* mAAk gets the saw
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
SHE HURTS!
don make me saw off dee feet.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
saw saw saw / saw off dee feet
NO!!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
whew / dis looks easier in dee movies / maybe i jus cut up dee feet / real bad
NOO! / I NEED THOSE TO WALK>
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
if you just lie still / an agree that i, maak, may saw off your cock completely, and keep dee cock now an in perpetuity throughout the universe / dis will all be over wid. / do you agree yes or no
Can I at least use my cock one last time. / ?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
i don see why not. / can you use eet as i saw? / saw saw saw / * mAAk saws into the cock
No,
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
saw saw saw
NO!! / NOOOOOOOO!!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk half-way through / saw saw saw

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk]
* mAAk escapes in the flying contraption / hey der is a fortune in dee BigEvilDan's cock
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
"Your enthusiasm will take you places." / aw / what ees on dee back
* BigEvilDan kicks the cock out of mAAK's hand.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
"I cut the brake lines in your flying contraption" / "And am hiding in the back and will soon kick the cock out of your hand" / no / NO / dee cock! / right into dee ocean! / no / NO
* BigEvilDan jumps after the cock.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk]
got to hand eet to dee dan.
[mAAk]
hee really likes having dee cock.
[BigEvilDan]
I do.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[Kayah] [mAAk]
Do you have a penny ya wish ta spend? ;) From Pennywhore
I wish I were BEEG.
[Kayah] [mAAk]
In da dong. :[

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [Zegota]
love da kitty
Anyone here have a small penis?
[mAAk] [Zegota]
my um / dee um / my dong is um / i have a / um
[mAAk] [Zegota]
OK / LOP OFF DEE DONGS / BRING DEM TO ME / LOP DEM OFF LEZ GO

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
MAAK IS STRONG IN DEE DONG / YESSIR YESSIR
that's 23462784000000 miles / to the nearest of 100 billion stars in our galaxy alone
[mAAk] [boorite]
CHECK OUT DIS DONG
one of 20 in our little group here
[mAAk] [boorite]
STRONG AN LONG / TO WHOM DOES EET BELONG? / TO DEE MAAK. / YES.
so I'd say on this scale, my penis is small, yes.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
what conecerns me is / oddly / boinky hasnt been here in a while
Meh.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
b-b-b-boinky?
....................
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
mine eyes doth deceive me / i mean / DOWN WID DEE PANTS / OFF WID DEE BOINKY DONG
I'm not boinky!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
here we go / down wid dee pants / hm / someone try to lop dis off, an you sew it back on / nice job / wid dee stitching
NO!
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
whoever did dis knows der dongs. / ok
* BigEvilDan runs.
[mAAk] [jes_lawson]
lez go / HEY / :/
That's the sound that a trilobite makes

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [jes_lawson]
what this :/ or is it this :\
yes
[mAAk] [jes_lawson]
a trilobite goes :/ the giraffee goes :l the rabbit goes :< the snail goes :T
mushrooms go :\
[mAAk] [jes_lawson]
sick dude

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[brad] [mAAk]
i have a dentist appointment at 1:30
:) / clean dem teefs / clean dem good / fuck dee dentist / fuck heem up an down / fuck fuck fuck / FUCK FA FUCK FUCK FUCK / hello brad / open dee mouf / jus dee way i like eet
[brad] [mAAk]
:|
now i stick in dee tools / dum dee dum / now some more / now i rinse / now for DEE BIG TOOL / into dee mouf.
[brad] [mAAk]
wait a minute / you're not my dentist
EEN AN OUT / AN EEN AN OUT AN EEN AN OUT / DEE DENTEEST / HE EES TIED UP IN DEE VAN

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[BigEvilDan] [mAAK]
Bite down! It's the only way to stop him!
YES / NO
[brad] [mAAk]
... / * brad bites
YOU MISS
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
There are a lot of Iraqis in Michigan?!
HEE HEE / TRY AGAIN

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[brad] [mAAk]
* brad bites
EEN AND OUT AN / oh / why would you do that
[brad] [mAAk]
* brad bites
WHY WOULD YOU MEES AGAIN / EEN AN OUT AN EEN AN OUT
[brad] [mAAk]
* brad bites
an spit.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[brad] [mAAk]
* brad spits
thatll be $135
[brad] [Bargaintuan]
now i feel violated
Michigan?!?
[brad] [mAAk]
well / i guess i need to go have a shower / so i'm not all nasty for the dentist
yes clean up all nice for dee dentist / like he like eet

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan / if not dee cock / please / give mee dee balls. / jus dee balls. / lop dem off / give dem to me
No.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
i am working with you. / give a little / lop them off
I am working with my balls. We make a great team.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
Michigan?!?
jus one of dem plz

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
lop eet off / LOP LOP
NO
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan dan dan
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan dan

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan: do eet.
mAAk: no
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
dan: :C / dee sad face / yes / no one can resist
I... must... resist...
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
:C
Must...

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
so sad / :C / dee face
* BigEvilDan kicks the sad face and runs.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
:O
I'm free! / * BigEvilDan escapes in his flying machine.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
* mAAk tigs on the string tied to one of BigEvilDan's testicles / tig tig
NO!!

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
tig tig tig / TUG / yes / come to me / dee ball
* BigEvilDan is pulled off the flying machine.
[Bargaintuan] [mAAk]
* Bargaintuan escapes in his escaping machine.
* mAAk yanks off dee ball / return to me
[BigEvilDan] [mAAk]
NOO!!
return to my hand

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[ArtemisStrong] [mAAk]
I want you to saw off my cock. Seriously.
It's ok, people come to me in confidence all the time about this issue. Your privacy will be respected, and this is nothing to be ashamed of. It is a perfectly normal process,
[ArtemisStrong] [mAAk]
and you are more than normal for wanting it done! We will get through this together. Please come into my office and close the door firmly behind you.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[ArtemisStrong] [mAAk]
mAAk & Associates, I'm sorry, but I've decided to go to another agency for my cock-lopping needs.
[ArtemisStrong] [mAAk]
I hope this wont hurt our business relationship, as I look forward to using your other services for a long time to come. Best Regards, ArtemisStrong (Chairman And Chief Executive of NewsCorp/ArteCO..
Unfortunately, under the state of Texas law (where Stripcreator's server is headquartered, and thereby the governing body over this matter) your original written request for a cock-lopping was
[ArtemisStrong] [mAAk]
an official exploratory contract feeling out the possibility of a business relationship between myself, and your person and seizable assets. I have first right of refusal to lop off your cock for
sixty days after receipt of your document, and hereby exercise my right to lop off your cock. LOP LOP LOP I LOP EET OFF Thank you, From the offices of dee mAAk

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAK] [les_jawson]
high fives allaround / come on / high fives
oh god
[mAAk] [boorite]
* mAAk high-fives boorite
[mAAk] [les_jawson]
sweet / high five les / high five / dont leave me hangin / high five me
*** jes_lawson changed nick to jes_lawson_is_away

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [jes_lawson_is_away]
im still hangin / i can wait here all day mister. / ok i cant / someone help me out here
[mAAk] [chooby]
high five me / choobster / im lookin at you / for the team
I fallen for that one before.
[mAAk] [chooby]
high five me / come on / * mAAk holds up the hand / come on
* chooby keeps both hands over his crotch.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [chooby]
hussle everybody / high fives / come on / done embarrass the maak / come on now / the cameras are on / lets look like a team / high fives / come on
* chooby straps on his bulletproof safety underwear and high fives mAAk.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
YES / UH / HIGH FIVE / CAN YOU FEEL IT / whos next / dan / dan you need a high five / all having one nut and all / high five the maakster / lez go
* BigEvilDan kicks mAAk in the nuts. / Oops.
[mAAk] [BigEvilDan]
OOF / all three of my nuts / NO / datz right you hear me / i sew on your nut / to my body / she is smaller than the others / but / you know / quantity not quality

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[chooby] [mAAk]
I think you have that the wrong way around. / That's like saying 100 dud missiles is better than 1 big fuck-off nuclear warhead.
no its not / not if you get paid for every missile you make anyway
*** BigEvilDan has quit IRC (Quit: Off I go...)
are you getting paid per-testicle?
perhaps i have said too much
[chooby] [mAAk]
* chooby pulls on another pair of protective underwear. / no, please, do go on.
well it's a simple principle of supply and demand

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [chooby]
augmented my a utility curve / the demand for a large nuclear device is rather inelastic / you might sell a few, put once a nation reaches a cap as mandated by a nuclear arms limitation treaty
[mAAk] [boogus]
you will sell no more product / demand for conventional arms will remain steady / and if you have an acceptable failure rate, the more product you push the better
oh hi / * boogus hi fives maak
[mAAk] [boogus]
* mAAk CHOPS OFF DEE BOORITE COCK
woohoo / wait

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [boogus]
GOTCHA
agh / my other hand was cover dee cock
[mAAk] [boogus]
so that's how international nuclear conflict plays into the cock and ball motives / IF EES NOT IN DA EMOTE / ESS NOT. / PERIOD.
[boogus] [chooby]
He's got you there, boo.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[chooby] [mAAk]
and now I must go. / to find the truth. / and love... / and happiness. / although they are completely conflicting things.
good luck with no freaking cock, man
[chooby] [mAAk]
but... / I have the cock. / It's right here.
look again
[chooby] [mAAk]
* chooby points at his heavily gaurded cock.
* mAAk removes chooby's cock with a slight-of-hand trick

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[jes_lawson] [mAAk]
Settle a bet: eye-raq or ih-raq?
ih-raq if you are semetic / eye-raq if you are western / if you say ih-raq youd better have the phlemmy H too
[jes_lawson_is_away_again] [mAAk]
aha / *** jes_lawson changed nick to jes_lawson_is_away_again
:T
[mAAk]
i sure hope the bet was for a knife in the belly / I WIN!! I KNIFE YOU! / KNIFE KNIFE KNIFE / IRAQ IRAQ IRAQ / "no please! let me return to my family! why do you do this?" / "WAAAAH!!"
yes / knife him / knife da immigrant / speaka my language / or smile an take da knife sand-a-wich / do you come from a land down under?

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[jes_lawson] [mAAk]
* jes_lawson hits mAAk's cock woth a shoe
is cnn really saying that?
[boorite] [jes_lawson]
* boorite runs over maak's cock with a backhoe
AMERICAN! BRITISH!
[boorite] [mAAk]
no I just wanted you to turn and look
SHE EES INVINCIBLE / DEE COCK / I HAVE DEE RASPUTIN COCK

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [boorite]
NO / DEE COCK SHE EMERGES MORE POWERFUL DAN BEFORE
and to think I used to hate the water.
[chooby] [mAAk]
hydra-cock / cut one off, three more grow back
* mAAk 's cock appears on iraqi national television / SEE / DEE COCK
[boorite] [mAAk]
LIES
SHE REMAINS.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
vegan?
vegetarian
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
one of my friends is a level 10 vegetarian
ya hehehe
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
he can cast detect meat

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
so what can and cant you eat
hmm i can eat everything escept
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
you cant eat like big pieces of meat right?
dead animal things
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
what about milk.
fish, meat, gelatin....

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAK] [vegetarianpunk]
you can do milk right?
milk yeah a bit...
[mAAK] [vegetarianpunk]
what about small pieces of animals.
but a vegan doesnt
[mAAK] [vegetarianpunk]
what if you could eat wool
no animals at all..

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
lets just say you could
wool ?? / its a plant
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
would you eat wool, since it grows back? / no it comes from sheep
oooh / yeah / hmmm / vegan wont
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
what about
but if youre vegetarian you could

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
just the face of the sheep
hahah
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
could you eat the face?
no
[mAAk] [vegetarianpunk]
:( / no fair / i dont think ill become a vegetarian
its eatable? / the face

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
oh / that was close
still is / you could tie / OH
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
yes sir
it grows more interesting / do you think if i tried really hard / i could become a singer?
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
yeah you could / why
because i dont have a face and cant make normal sounds / but if you say so / ill try

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
you dont have a face? / what do you mean
no no face to speak of :( / no nose or lips
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
? / how come
cruel god
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
oh / you could become a good writer though
just kidding / farm accident.

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
ooook / hum
uh oh
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
tie that
oh i did
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
wow
damn straight

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-09-03
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
thats it / how did your accident happened
jus kiddin i got a face
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
ok / i thought the accident was real
thought it could help me win
[vegetarianpunk] [mAAk]
haha / i have no pity!
if i were a sheep youd be all feelin sorry though

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
*** PhreakyCh has joined #stripcreator
hi fu-...
[mAAk] [PhreakyCh]
-looks at mAAk-
[mAAk]
:l....... dee tears dey roll down
*** PhreakyCh has left #stripcreator

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
salut
slu
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
americans are the pig-dog, non?
chez pas
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
je deteste les americains / i have an american couple tied up in my basement
chacun ses gouts

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
i am going to cut off their faces
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
ne pas de face
[mAAk] [!Vive Le Québec!]
laisse toi aller

 

by MaKK_BeNN
4-10-03
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
horny huh / are you gettin long in the dong?
oh yeah / but wats ur asl
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
that means age / s*x / location
yeah
[mAAk] [HornyTorontoMale]
k

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