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by MatthewEastaugh
11-30-01
Oh damn...
What's the problem?
Well, it seems Santa's decided to take a holiday at short notice.
He hasn't..? Darn it. I mean, who the heck can we find in a gaudily coloured outfit, to dish out pre.. hang on!
Erm.. yo ho ho! What would you like, little girl..
I'd like you to take that waistcoat off, for a start...

 

by MatthewEastaugh
1-09-02
Matthew, do you take Laura to be your lawful wedded wife, blahdy blah blah?
Blubble..
And Laura, do you take Matthew to be your lawful wedded husband, blahdy blah blah?
Gurgle...
Good. I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bri- wait! Where are you going?

 

by MatthewEastaugh
2-01-02
Matthew, so, I just wanted you to know that like, we're divorced, and that our marriage was never real...
And sorry and stuff, and it wasn't a relationship, and it didn't actually ever mean anything, and.. yeah. That's it.... :oD
yes.. because, like, I REALLY THOUGHT someone over a thousand miles away loved me... duh.

 

by MatthewEastaugh
2-05-02
Erm.. hi.
I'd like to make a public apology for the general nastiness of tone and comments made in the last comic.
They were completely uncalled for, and not nice, and I hereby wish to beg forgiveness from Ms. Laura.
So.. I'M SORRY! FORGIVE ME! I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN! IT WAS JUST THAT TIME OF THE MONTH! AND..
..argh...
Nope, not good enough. Muhahahahaha!

 

by MatthewEastaugh
6-12-02
Right, Matthew.. it's your long awaited return strip..
Make it something memorable.. AH-HA! I know. Here goes...
..tap tappity tap tappity tap tap..
What?
You were expecting, perhaps, the easter bunny?

 

by MatthewEastaugh
9-16-03
An unexpected visitor...
Hey! Everyone! I'm back! No, really! This time I'm.. erm, guys?
An unexpected silence...
Hello? Anyone there?
An explosion for no good reason...
damn random explosions

 

by MatthewEastaugh
9-18-03
Hello there. We have an announcement.
It has come to our attention that some of you do not remember Matthew Eastaugh from the olden days of Strip Creator.
Rest assured, Matthew is a poster from a long while back, and has even got a lil' character of him in the 'forumusers' section.
He is also not taking being forgotten by you all that badly, all things considered...
..no one loves me..

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