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kool you read it.
by MessyKitty, 4-21-06

 

Do these spurs make me look fat?
...
by MessyKitty, 4-21-06

 

by MessyKitty
4-23-06
Hey what are you doing in my house?
wait!you mean this isn't that really tall building on fire?
noooo.
oh boy.

 

by MessyKitty
4-27-06
and then the guy just shoots him for farting.
GOTHICA
Anyway thenks for the skittlez.

 

by MessyKitty
4-27-06
I shthought I shtold you to shgo ashway.
rotfl i got pwnded
TEH PIE!!!
Yesh now Shut Shup!
Will they get to teh Narnia?
Are you teh gothic shlord?
YES! Follow me to Narnia!

 

by MessyKitty
4-27-06
Welcome to teh Narnia.!.?
SHAKALAKA
Teh Gohtica!
I am teh master moo cow
To be or not be???

 

by MessyKitty
4-27-06
I am a master of the Pwnzor Runescape clan.
Teh pork-moo
Teh YUMMZORZ
FART!
Teh End
Netsmartzkids dont O R G foo'
Gothica!

 

by MessyKitty
4-28-06
I am teh gothic moo pork!
Shno you're shnot!
YOU SAY SOMETHIN BOUT MY MAMA?
I'm sorry baby.

 

by MessyKitty
4-28-06
I see moo-cow.
TEH NARNIA=MC SQUARED
I all alone... There's no one here beside teh me gothic self.

 

by MessyKitty
4-28-06
Hey, you're fat.
Delivery!!!Delivery for Mr. Fathead. Mr. Fathead! Are you fat? Are you head?
TEH MOO GOHTIC PIE COW
You make me happy.
Then you better show them your face!

 

by MessyKitty
4-28-06
May I take your order?
I dunno, CAN you take my order?
I said may...
I pooted!
No shirt! No shoes! No gas!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...

 

by MessyKitty
4-30-06
so this is teh Narnia?
No, this is Moo coW fun land.
That is so unfair! I am going to teh Disneyland to ride the new Kingdom Hearts ride!
That's not a Kingdom Hearts ride it's a taxi dressed as Sora
Yeah, well I gotta go wheeee!!!!!
I HATE YOUR TEH MOO COw!!!!!

 

by MessyKitty
4-30-06
Look a chocolate bar!
OOO! I call shotgun!
What are you talking about its chocolate!
I dunno I've just been watching Dora teh Eksplorur!
Let's go watch some more!!
I dunno about this. What if swipur steals my mama?

 

by MessyKitty
5-05-06
OMG I GOT ZTUKK HEAR!!!!!!!!!!!1
Wutchoo doin homorz?
Aagh mai see ur scythe so i can geht owt?
No foo'
Im tellin mam.
WaAaAh

 

by MessyKitty
5-07-06
Dad you moron.
Now, you listen here, son. If you call me a moron one more time I'll-
Hey moron I'm over here
I was talking to the wall.
...?
You dirty wall!!!!!!!!!!

 

by MessyKitty
5-13-06
I'm gonna go on an adventure.
I'll come with you!
Really?
Yah! We'll be best friends!
Hold on lemme go get my stuff air.

 

by MessyKitty
5-14-06
Well, Donald, I don't see a key anywhere.
well thats too bad.
Huh? wats that?
Wat?
Goofy: AAAH!
Hi I am Sora looking for my friends Riku and Kairi and trying to save the earth by using a key bye!

 

by MessyKitty
5-14-06
Donald, help meee!
sorry I cant that was the keyblade master anyway good luck with that broken arm, leg, spleen, skull, pelvis, patella, marshmallow, and scapula bye!
AAAH!
MEANWHILE
Hey I'm Leon, Leon Squallhart I'm gonna beat you up.
ok.

 

by MessyKitty
5-14-06
ow ow ow ow
Leave him alone Leon, let's go home.
god you always have to interrupt me when I'm in da Zone Yuffie. That kid has the keyblade and he was gonna do bad stuffz!
actually i was--
[leon]: SHUT UP! [sora]:aaagh spleen-ish!

 

by MessyKitty
5-26-06
we suck.
yes. yes we do.
i love u

 

by MessyKitty
6-02-06
..then she just slaps me.
There's somethin I need to tell you
Yah?
I like you a lot
I like you too.
no I mean I like you like you

 

by MessyKitty
6-02-06
Once I get the power convertor from Garkon's Lazer Guard thing I will be able to thrust into that evil vortex and break the barrier of time and space!!
Don't you ever, y'know, play Final Fantasy? Where there's real violence?
No I do not understand the principles of Square Enix's Final Fantasy crud. It doesnt make any sense! I mean, what the heckzor is a sword?
Have you tried Mario Bros.?
That is a very annoying game and it makes me jealous seeing Mario's capability of jumping and athleticity at such an old age.
I suppose Barney would make you sick then?

 

by MessyKitty
6-02-06
I'm breaking up wit you
We were never together...
Wouldn't it be funny if somewhere there was an ugly thing breaking up with his friend but they were never dating?
That would be so funny.

 

by MessyKitty
6-02-06
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
AAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn't it be so funny if there was a piece of bacon and a crazy dog screaming for no reason in a green parallel dimension?
HAHAHA! You think up the craziest things that will never ironically occur when you say them.

 

by MessyKitty
6-03-06
Oh no!!! I'm going to Jail!!!
Let's go together!!!
?
Was it something I said?

 

by MessyKitty
6-06-06
So then she was all like, NAAAH and I was all like naaah.
Then I was all like naah then he was all like naaagahhhh.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a guy talking to his TV and the TV understood him and responded in English?
Y'know you can just shut up

 

by MessyKitty
6-06-06
I ATE THE SKITTLES. THEY WERE LIL' SKITTLES. YOU WONT LIKE ME WHEN I EAT LIL' SKITTLES!GRRRRRR AAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOGA BOOGA. SHAKA LAKA! Aw... screw it.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a psycho chicken in a church and there was this stupid ghost trying to scare him but he couldn't so he gave up his career?
Do NOT make me wring your neck.

 

by MessyKitty
6-08-06
I spy with my lil' eye a witch!
It's you... for the freakin hundredth time...
Wouldn't it be funny if a witch was playing EYE SPY with Death?
GOD I hate you

 

by MessyKitty
6-29-06
Take meh out to she ball hhame. Take me out to de crrode.
Bee mi some peanutsh and crakeer jacksh. I don't carre if I ever get balck (i bomb your house)
for is one two three shtrikes you arr out at zee old ball ghem.eediot.

 

by MessyKitty
8-13-06
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT! HER FIRST NAME IS DAAAAAAAAAAANG
AHHHHHHHHH MOMMY!
Wouldn't it be funny if a dwarf and Star Trek fan were telling Yo Momma jokes in a deserted bathroom?
Tonight...she gets the wet noodle...

 

by MessyKitty
11-09-06
You know what that smells like??(Sniff)Smeels like a rap battle!
Yo I'm a guy who likes pie. Don't cry when you get fried. By me. Oh wait..I gotta Pee!
Wouldn't it be funny if somewhere a medical surgeon was gettin' served by a monster in a rap battle.
Go to therapy!

 

by MessyKitty
11-09-06
I've got you right where I want you Grandma!Now prepared to be eaten...slowly.
It's all cool man.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a squirrel slowly cornering his ugly grandmother into a corner and then was about to eat her...slowly?
This comic sucks.

 

by MessyKitty
11-10-06
Heh heh found da noob......
Hm......I dunno but it feels like something like a knife is going to pierce my head soon.
Wouldn't it be funny if there was a toy soldier about to own this noob who feels like he is going to get owned soon?
I can't work like this!

 

by MessyKitty
11-10-06
I'm sorry baby..I didn't mean to hurt ya.
Wouldn't it be funny if a rabbit was trying to get his girlfriend back?
That's it! I quit!!

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