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by Mr_Jass
6-13-02
In order to increase our chances of winning I have enlisted Isocish, Zero_Entropy, fuck, wirthling, and especially dcomposed.
Can this day get any worse?
We also signed Kaufman.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

by Mr_Jass
6-16-02
There are people on #stripcreator RIGHT NOW!
DexX, kaufman, Dan, Brad, Andy, wirthling, Mr_Jass and dcomposed are on right now.
I didn't say anyone that mattered would be on.

 

by Mr_Jass
6-16-02
You were kicked from #stripcreator by dcomposed (im important)
That guy who said "Never believe anything on the Internet" sure_wasn't_lying.

 

by Mr_Jass
6-23-02
There's a special numbered comic coming soon!
Made you look.
I hate you.

 

by Mr_Jass
6-23-02
RING RING RING
Hugh here, why are you calling me at 2AM?
I'm calling to offer a product that blocks incoming calls from unknown telephone numbers at ungodly hours.
Go to here.

 

by Mr_Jass
6-24-02
Nobody knows who Mr_Jass is. Mwahahahaha, I am the evil powerful deciever, nobody knows my secret identity.
But in truth, I have no secret identity.
If I had one, I'd really fuck up on it.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-15-02
I can't hear you. I have feet for ears.
I said I'm looking for contributions to the 'Stamp Out Wirthling Fund'.
No.
But you can send your contribution in six easy payments of $49.95!
My schedule is pretty full. I was planning on watching 'Heidi' while I jerk off.
But wouldn't you rather help make the world a better place by getting rid of a menace to society? It's your civic duty!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-17-02
While this guy is quite useful in most situations, he works quite awkward on a black background.
This piece of art is useful not only in that it is currently the only cat character, it also alows us to make a dream comic where kaufman suddenly combusts into flames for no particular reason.
This one sucks.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-26-02
Mom, can I have a cookie?
No.
Mom, can I have my allowance?
No.
Mom, can I have a nuclear missile capable of sending Canada back to hell?
Sure, sweetie.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-26-02
Hello, and welcome to Mr_Jass's "Comic Capsule".
This is a comic which I have created simply for contest 150, even though I do not know the rules of it. If it follows the rules, then I enter it into the contest.
Obviously, it still won't win.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-26-02
I invented this new nuclear weapon that will blow the Arctic back to the Space Age, watch this!
I always get Arctic and Antarctic confused.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-26-02
Clango, what are you putting clocks in the alcohol for?
It says here that clocks make it taste better!
Are you kidding? That's the opposite of the truth!
Is it?
Time makes beer die.
Oh no.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
There is a distinct possibility that a flood of slashdot dorks will link to SC, and create a flood of comics as Hugh is writing this one.
We at Mr_Jass's AznGrlz Incorporated are hoping that they will make up to and including comic number 99999, thus leaving 100000 to Mr_Jass.
But seriously...
He PAYS us to do this?

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
Hello, I am the Deer Lord. You will do everything I say.
As you wish.
Can you polymorph Andy's Maw into a doe?
Damn straight I can!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
You ever notice how the majority of lame noobee comics have all three narration panels used?
Well, I'm going to start a stamp-out of this procedure! Anyone who does this from now on is officially a lame unleet shithead asshole.
Well, fuck.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
I sure could go for some spaghetti.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
Hello?
Hi, I'm from the local Role Playing Geek club. Do you have any donations?
Since I'm such a rich bastard, you can have this million dollar check.
Thanks.
Next Door
I wanted to give you this six-sided die.
You have now become "Donater of the month!"

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
The problem with most noobee comics is that they have no punchline.
Other comics put the punchline in the beginning or middle. Not this one! The punchline is at the end where it belongs in this comic.
To get to the other side!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
This is an asian girl.
This is not an asian girl.
Any questions?
Yeah, when do I get to fuck both of you at the same time?

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
Dear Hugh, you suck. Your comics suck. Your dog sucks, your wolves suck, your alter-ego sucks, your hidden pun in your name sucks, and you still suck. Signed, The Masked Guy In Front Of You.
My bad.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
I'm under arrest? If being patriotic to this country is a crime, then arrest me!
If using my constitutional rights to their fullest to prove this country's greatness is a crime, then arrest me!
And if gangbanging sheep on Main Street is a crime, then lock me up!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
This is weird.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
To accept, go to to panel 2, to dcline go to panel 2.
Sucky sucky, just five dollah!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, oh, oh, oh yes, yes, YES!!!!!
cannot... get up...

 

by Mr_Jass
7-27-02
Hi, we are soliciting sex.
What did you expect, the circus?
Note to self: author is a smartass

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
In the third panel, I will turn into a horse.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
My mom hates me, and I don't know why.
Let's see if I can help. How did your last conversation go?
It went something like this...
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU FLAMBOUYANT CLUSTERFUCK, I THINK YOU CAN TAKE YOUR SKANKY ASS AND RAPE SOME GOATSHIT FOR ALL I CARE!
You see, that may be part of the problem.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
As anyone who has read a lot of my comics will tell you, I like to create comics where the punchline is that there is no text in the last panel.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
Hi, you fucking faggot.
Shut up you physoco!
What the fuck is a "physoco"?
You are a physoco.
Wait, isn't Physoco that wrestler who fueded with Rey Mysterio for a long time? Kick ass!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
You smell like a horse.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
well Jesus, I've just been ordained as a Minister of my own church, The church of The Kajun Firefly, so, I guess I wont be looking to you for direction anymore, people will be looking to me!
I MAY look like an idoit ,but i act like a idoit on steroids
I may have the personality of a robot ,BUT i'm really as lively as your average 215 year old
Censored-(they make it like m3n)
omg can i r teh d0 you
omg i r teh YEZZZZ

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
What do you call it when you get bombed suddenly, without warning or reason?
Spontaneous bombustion!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
How many of you like tits?
me! i like titties! hell yeah, boobies are cool!
Do you like girls?
nope. hell no. fuck no, they suck.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
I like bananas.
They're all the fun of sucking dick, only I get to remain heterosexual.
Which is important.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-29-02
So Susie, do you want to go with me tomorrow?
A date? You must be kidding, we're just friends!
Just friends? Man, after all the times I've sent you flowers, and I've been there when you needed support and...
Okay, I'll think about it.
The next night
Fuck me in the ass!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
Stick em up, or I'll shoot!
WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWW
That's not even funny.
But it is.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
Hi, I am Nate's thought process.
Watch me sneak up on someone.
boo.
HOLY SHIT, I WANT MY MOMMY!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
Boy, that lesbian sex was fun.
Yessiree, best I've ever had.
I'm sure thankful that we had it, my life would be incomplete without it.
Yes, every minute was orgasmic fun.
I'll fire that cameraman for being late.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
God damn it! The unfunny stupid-ass newbies got to comic 80000! When was the last time a regular got to a ten thousandth comic?
Don't answer that.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
Now we're four fifths of the way to our hundred thousandth comic.
I wonder whose dick size it will be about.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
yum, dick size...

 

by Mr_Jass
7-30-02
Good Idea: Having sex with Mr_Jass.
There he is, being arrogant again.
Bad Idea: Having SAFE sex with Mr_Jass.
Genital what?

 

by Mr_Jass
7-31-02
FAGGOT --->
ASSMONSTER --->
Oh wait, this is real life.
Sorry, it looked like a chat room.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-31-02
It seems that in my last comic, the lines of asiangirl2 disappeared in the first and second panels. For this I would like to ask "What the fuck?"
And I will.
What the fuck?

 

by Mr_Jass
7-31-02
Meanwhile, in the pseudo-country called Canada....
With my new "text remover script", I can remove any lines of text from any comic at my discretion as they are made.
I AM THE EVIL SATAN!!! I WILL MAKE YOU SAY ONLY WHAT I WANT THEN WHEN YOU LEAST SUSPECT IT I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I sure hope I remembered to delete the second panel.

 

by Mr_Jass
7-31-02
United States
Hey! These cheerios taste like piss!
Australia
These are the footprints of Canadian wrestling boots.
Canada
If I could be serious for a minute, I PEE IN CHEERIOS!!!!!

 

by Mr_Jass
7-31-02
What the hell is that?
What the hell is what?
Over to asiangirl2's left...
Oh, that? Wirthling's dead.

 

by Mr_Jass
8-03-02
Warning: Punchline Ahead
I'm first in line.

 

by Mr_Jass
8-05-02
STOP MAKING COMICS
un1337 = j00
Cunt gobbler.
Kinky!
I do not suck dick.
The way with a rag is a lay in the bag.

 

by Mr_Jass
8-10-02
I told you we'd find it! The surviving Starbucks is that burning building.
It is? Well, I'll only be a minute, I promise.
Welcome to Starbucks, may I take your order?
I'll just have an espresso.
How's the coffee?
Too cold.

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