All comics by NetGeek11

 

by NetGeek11
5-26-02
Episode 2: Bear's Ghost
No, I really mean it! There's a ghost in my house!
Sure there is.
Really, you have to believe me. There is a ghost in my house.
I know, that's why I said sure there is. Now let me see him.
Hi, my name's Pablo. I'm a ghost.
Yeah, Bear was just telling me about you. Hi, my name's Horse.

 

by NetGeek11
5-29-02
thanx 4 teh pic. im lookin atit rite now.
Q-tee:Hope u like it!!
Somewhere in Cyberspace...
bigroger: can u send adifferent pic/ this one is all pixellated.

 

by NetGeek11
6-01-02
Dad, I'm bored. Now that school's out, I don't have anything to do.
Bored? Well, I know the cure for that: Chores!

 

by NetGeek11
6-06-02
You can do it!
You better not miss! And take off that costume!
I hope I make it...

 

by NetGeek11
6-09-02
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

 

by NetGeek11
6-09-02
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?

 

by NetGeek11
6-12-02
Ha! You blinked!

 

by NetGeek11
7-16-02
What are you doing with that knife?
I'm going to cut your arm off!
RRAAARRRGHHHH!!!
AAAHHHH!!!! I think I'm dying...!!

 

by NetGeek11
7-19-02

 

by NetGeek11
7-19-02
Hey Jack, I can't move this couch. Give me a hand.

 

by NetGeek11
8-13-02
You wait here, Becky. Mommy has to use the payphone and call Daddy.
Okay, Mommy.
Will you help me find my lost doggie, little girl?
Sure!
Minutes later...
Becky? Where are you?

 

by NetGeek11
10-07-02
You know, Bob, Halloween's coming soon.
Yup.
So, are you trick-or-treating this year?
Of course.
You do know you're getting a little to old, right?
Nonsense! No one's too old to trick-or-treat!

 

by NetGeek11
10-08-02
Bob goes to the costume shop...
How can I help you, sir?
I need a costume for Halloween.
I'm not sure we carry costumes of your size.
Could you check? Maybe you got some new ones.
No.

 

by NetGeek11
10-08-02
There's got to be one costume that'll fit me.
Well, there is one. I'll go get it. But I don't really think you need a costume, with a face like that.
One minute later...
I guess that's a good costume, although you didn't have to drag it on the floor.
So are you going to buy it?
Yes. I'll buy it.

 

by NetGeek11
10-08-02
After a long vacation, Captain Hero is ready to start fighting crime! His Super Phone then started ringing...
Yes?
Captain Hero, we need your help!
The Dino Squad is restarting! They currently have four members.
It's up to you to stop them before they get any more members!
And so Captain Hero and his partner Feetforears went off to destroy the Dino Squad before they could start trouble. They both know that they could be killed.

 

by NetGeek11
10-09-02
Let me in. I need to talk to the Dino Squad.
You're Captain Hero, aren't you? There's no way you're coming in.
Captain Blast!
With the guard out of the way, Captain Hero prepares to go into the Dino Squad's house.

 

by NetGeek11
10-09-02
Dino Squad! Where are you?
Captain Hero, I am pleased that you could make it.
Hadrosaur! It's you!
Captain Hero and Hadrosaur prepare for a battle.

 

by NetGeek11
10-10-02
Dino-Zap!!
AHH!!!
Where'd he go?
It appears Hadrosaur doesn't know that Captain Hero can disappear and reappear!

 

by NetGeek11
10-11-02
POW!
With Hadrosaur killed, I can continue to the next room!

 

by NetGeek11
10-11-02
Triceratops! I should have guessed this was your room. You always liked abandoned warehouses.
I see you have killed Hadrosaur. You are stronger than I thought.
Take this! Captain Blast!
Looks like Captain Hero's Captain Blast didn't even scratch Triceratops! What will Captain Hero do?

 

by NetGeek11
10-11-02
Smoke Screen!
I can't see anything! And I can't breathe good either!
You'll never get out of my smoke screen attack!
He's right in front of me. If I attack him, the smoke particles in the air will magnify my attack, causing it to hit him with twice the amount of power it would normally have!
Wow! There's so much smoke, it's covering the whole City! Will Captain Hero survive? I think you know the answer.

 

by NetGeek11
10-12-02
Captain Laser!
With Triceratops destroyed, Captain Hero moves to the next room.

 

by NetGeek11
10-13-02
It's T-Rex! He's really powerful. He's going to be a tough one to destroy.
ROAR!
Because Captain Hero needs time to recover from Hadrosaur and Triceratops, he sends his trusty partner, Feetforears, to attack.
You're gonna wish you're dead when I'm through with you!

 

by NetGeek11
10-13-02
Green Glow!
AHH!
Feetforears! Are you okay? Say something!

 

by NetGeek11
10-13-02
Take...what's remaining of...my power...
Captain Hero puts his hands on Feetforears and takes his power.
Captain Hero now has the strength to defeat T-Rex!

 

by NetGeek11
10-14-02
With his partner's power, Captain Hero attacks T-Rex and destroys him!
Super Captain Blast!
This is it! The final battle! But who will Captain Hero have to fight?

 

by NetGeek11
10-24-02
It's you!
Yup, it's me.
Super Captain Blast!
It appears the final opponent was easier than we all expected! Captain Hero can now go back to the Captain House.

 

by NetGeek11
10-26-02
So Bob, what are you going as for Halloween?
I'll show you. Wait here.
A pirate?
Yeah, a pirate.
It was the only thing that was my size.

 

by NetGeek11
10-26-02
What video game are you playing?
Super Mario World.
Look, I just got Yoshi!

 

by NetGeek11
10-27-02
Hey Pete!
Hi. I just wanted to know if you're still going trick-or-treating.
Yeah, why?
If you are, we can't be friends anymore. I don't hang out with people who do kiddy stuff.
Okay. I won't.

 

by NetGeek11
10-30-02

 

by NetGeek11
10-31-02

 

by NetGeek11
10-31-02
*dig*
Got it!
Looks like I'm having dinner tonight!

 

by NetGeek11
11-08-02
Hey, watch the computer for me while I get something to eat.
Just don't touch anything.
*touch*
Self-destruct sequence initiated.

 

by NetGeek11
11-08-02
Help! It's gone into self-destruct mode!
10...9...
8...7...
You touched something, didn't you?
Only the space bar!
6...5...
And it's going to explode.
I'm REALLY bad with computers.

 

by NetGeek11
11-08-02
4...3...
Most don't. I didn't even know computers HAD a self-destrouct button.
Most don't.
2...1...
How do I stop it?
Right click.
Zero!
There's no right mouse button.
Oh yeah.

 

by NetGeek11
11-13-02
How do I look today?
Will you tell me how I look?
I can't. I have no pupils.

 

by NetGeek11
12-13-02
Hmm...which tree should I get?
That looks like a good one!

 

by NetGeek11
12-20-02
Now that's one good Christmas tree!
Santa?
Yes, it's me. Santa Claus. Bob, I need your help. My arm is broken and I need someone to guide the sleigh and go down chimneys and put presents under the trees.
I'll do it!
Great. One of my elves will come and get you when It's time for you to come.

 

by NetGeek11
12-24-02
Are you Bob?
Yes.
Come with me.
Where are we going?
You're going around the world. Remember, you said you were going take Santa's place in the sleigh this year?
Oh.

 

by NetGeek11
12-24-02
Put on this Santa costume.
Okay.
Get in the sleigh.
Okay.
Good luck.

 

by NetGeek11
12-24-02
These reindeer go pretty fast. It seems like I just left the North Pole. There's the city!
I think that's the first place over there, but I can't read Santa's writing...
I'll just assume that it is.

 

by NetGeek11
12-24-02
I forgot about the coal! I've been giving naughty kids presents!
I hope all the kids over in the next city are bad kids, because all I've got is coal...

 

by NetGeek11
12-24-02
So, how did it go?
Well, let's just say that a lot of kids are going to be surprised when they wake up...
Want to see Santa?
No, that's okay. It's time I went home.
Goodbye.

 

by NetGeek11
5-08-03
Dude, I just got a job. Now I can make money. Maybe you should get a job too.
A job, huh?
Can I take your order?
Yeah. I want a burger.
Okay. Your burger will be done in 15 minutes.
Thanks.

 

by NetGeek11
5-17-03
Episode 3: Squashing the Bug
Bear! There's a huge bug in our bedroom!
Don't worry. I'll kill it.
Okay, it's dead.

 

by NetGeek11
5-24-03
So tell me about yourself, Phillip.
I like chocolate pudding.
Chocolate pudding...?
Yeah. I hardly ever eat anything else. I go to the store and pick up 100 packs of pre-made pudding and fill my bathtub with it
I carry 30 emergency packs with em in case I get hungry. You can have one.

 

by NetGeek11
5-27-03
Disguised as Bugs Bunny, those kids will have to give me some Trix! Those lemony yellow and raspberry red peices...oh yeah!
What's up, Doc? I see you're eating Trix...can I have some?
Nope. You know the rules: Trix is for kids, NOT animals.
But...
I have to go now, Bugs. I have to chase Lucky and keep him from eating his cereal.

 

by NetGeek11
9-05-03
I don't want to go to school.
You have two.
Oh no I don't!
Get back here!

 

by NetGeek11
10-08-03
I'm Bob Barker reminding you to help control the pet population. Have your pet spayed or neutered.
Grr...
AHH!

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