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Look, Genie! I can shapeshift too!
EEEW! RANDOM INSECT!
::stomp::
Whoops.

 

Look, Genie! I can shapeshift too!
EEK! RANDOM ALIEN!!!
::stomp::
Whoops.

 

Look, Genie! I can shapeshift too!
EEK! RANDOM OFFICE SUPPLY!!!
NO! DON'T STOMP ON ME AGAIN!
!!!
::sobs::
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH! Is that you?

 

Due to the long drive from Hawaii, which wasn't even a state then...
Slavery or no slavery?
Zzzzz...
Alex, representative from Hawaii, does not support slavery.
Wake up.
Zzzzzt!
However, he doesn't know that when Dagmar wakes him up.
Slavery or no slavery?
::half asleep:: Ok...

 
Stop fighting.
EEP!
Wait. You're not the stick figure girl.
How could you mix this totally sexy dude up with someone else?

 

We ought to escape from this place. I am longing for an adventure.
You know, that's exactly what I'm tired of.
What?
Every day I slave away over a hot stove and I get no appreciation for it! Then you sit here and talk about how you want to get away from here. And I don't like it! Ok, I'm coming too.
Ok, let's go.
Yay! Road trip!

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH and the Genie are nowhere to be found.
You know what that means...
PARTY TIME!!!
Par-tay!
Woo!

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH?
Yes?
Are we there yet?
We will never be "there." We are going to find adventure.
I'm going back to the prison.

 

Back at the prison...
Man...this is great...no LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH, no Genie...just party all day until we drop.
I'm already...uugh...
Frozen Brad?
Ooooh~
No...he's unfrozen...

 

Parvenu, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH starts her journey through the forest.
Well fine. I don't need the Genie to help me seek adventure.
Derelict, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH continues her journey through the forest.
No sir, I am fine by myself. Even though it is a little too quiet out here...and...dark...and...I'm getting paranoid. Lol.
Trepidated, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH continues her journey through the forest.
GENIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

In lonesome despair, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH stumbles into the valley.
Dagmar! Where are the others?
Ryan is off somewhere sword-fighting himself, and Noonie and Alex are right here with me.
I don't see them.
Due to the fact that you can only use 2 characters per panel in StripCreator, they are all the way in the next panel.
Hi.
Hi.

 

So, what are you doing out of the prison, anyway?
Going to look for adventure. Want to come?
Sure.
Why not?
Woo! Adventure! Let's call ourselves "Die Schlanke Grüppe von LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH." "Die Grüppe" for short.
Mmmmyyyyyeeeeeaaassssss...

 

Und deswegen, unsere Helden bereiten für die Abfahrt vor.
Wartezeit! Wo gehen Sie?
Wir gehen zu Rollespielen im Wald mit LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH.
Ach mein Gott! Kann ich mit Ihnen kommen?
Nicht wie das, dummkopf.
So was?
...

 

And so, our heroes prepare for departure.
Wait! Where are you going?
We are going to roleplay in the forest with LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH.
Oh... my gosh! May I come with you?
Not like that, stupid.
So what?
...

 

Before departure, the members of the group must choose traveling buddies for the trip ahead.
I want to be Dagmar's traveling buddy!
Ok.
Before departure, the members of the group must fight over traveling buddies for the trip ahead.
::wap:: I am Dagmar's traveling buddy!
Ow! You can be Ryan's traveling buddy!
Before departure, the members of the group must kill over traveling buddies for the trip ahead.
Don't question me, fool!
Ow! Yes, Master!

 

They start their journey...
Wow.
Wow what?
My traveling buddy is the coolest, and Noonie & Dagmar are traveling buddies.
I'm not THAT cool... Wait. Why are you so glad that Noonie and Dagmar are traveling buddies?
More cheek to seek.
I'm going to hate this...

 

3 days later...
I think I forgot something.
What, your porno?
>:O
:P
So what if it is?
:(

 

This is a really long forest...
Do you have the strong feeling that someone is staring inceassantly at your butt? Because I do.
Let me go fix that.
Die!
Ow!
Good one, Noonie.
Thanks, sis.

 

Ah, oxidation. It makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.
Why are you looking at me like that? You're not up to something...are you?
Nuu! I've been oxidized!!!
Alex? Is that you?

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH is homesick.
I'm so homesick!!! I need to go back home...
What are you doing here, and where's the genie?
I don't know where the genie is, but Frozen Brad is passed out in the other room. We had a party.
I guess I'll just go back then.
You don't want some punch?

 

Hey Noonie...I'm back.
You were missing? :P I didn't even notice.
Oh my gosh. I can't believe this. Nobody realizes that I was ever gone.
Wow LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH, I had no idea!
Really? Thank you for caring so much!
Yeah. Why didn't you tell me you were leaving in the first place?

 

Look! A castle!
That is a puny castle.
Wait, is that even a castle?
Yes. And I'm going to explore it.
_______________________________________________________________________

 

And so, the group goes to explore the castle.
Hey. This isn't a castle. This is the prison! Who are you?
Fröhlichte Weinachten! Gluckliches neues Jahr!
Translation: "I call myself Snowman. What do you call yourself?"
That's really cute. But who are you?
Ich heiße Schneemann. Wie heißen Sie?
Translation: "I have a good potato."
Hey! I know German! Ich habe eine gute Kartoffel!
Yeeeessss...

 

Alex is having a "lovely" conversation in German with the snowman. However, he IS a little rusty...
Du bist sehr häßlich. (You are very ugly.)
Danke schön! Du bist sehr köstlich.
Umm...you just said "thank you. You are very delicious."
No, I said "you are very kosher."
No, "koscher" is kosher. "Köstlich" is delicious.

 

Translation: I hate the traffic in town.
Ich haße der Verkehr in die Stadt.
Did you know that Verkehr is not only the German word for "traffic," but it also means "sexual intercourse"? My dictionary said so.
::looks it up:: Oh my gosh! You're right!
So "traffic jam" is a sex word.
Get out of here!
Nobody ever likes me!

 

Come on, Alex! It's time to go. More exploring to do!
Ooookay...
The snowman just spoke French (yes, French, the language of my KKK-screwing French teacher) for "Good bye, my male friend"
I have to go.
Au revoir, mon copain!
Let's GO!
But he speaks German AND French!

 

It's ok...my comics will continue...
Dagmar, what's wrong?
Can I have that hammer?
...Maybe.
Why?
He won't leave the snowman, and insists it's not my fault. Which it probably is.
Dagmar falls into a state of depression and decides to lie down on the ground with her feet in the air.
It's ok Dags. He'll probably come back to us.
Right.

 

And so, the group continues the journey with only 4 members and Dagmar sobbing and carrying on.
::sobs and carries on:: He won't even tell me whyyyyy...
It's ok. He was only the person who kept you making comics when you almost quit.
And so, the group continues the journey with only 4 members and Dagmar crying harder.
::cries harder::
And PMed you when you had no real friends and went into a depression nobody knew about.
(Not to target him, but he was really rude how he embarrassed her when leaving her as a friend.)
You're making her worse.
Oh well. Alex started it.

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH decides to take action.
::sobs some more::
Ok, that's it.
YOU WILL DIE FOR MAKING DAGMAR SHED TEARS!!!
Whaaa--?
Go, stick woman!

 

These comics are fantastic!
A simple coffee shop setting and only one main character!
But only one problem with them...
THEY'RE ALL CALLED BEATRICE, DANGIT!
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH has lost it.
::sobs:: whyyyyy...?!
So she's lost it too...Am I next?

 

Christmas has been turned into a mall-rushing, tree-chopping holiday of Paganism and political correctness.
Why do you say that? I've always thought it was a light-hearted tradition.
One day you should experience a mall rush and then tell me that Christmas is a light-hearted tradition.
Well, one year I did happen to receive an inside-out gift from my aunt. The little tag was inside the wrapping paper, too.
Forget that.
Forget that.

 

I have a bad feeling that Alex is in trouble.
Oh no. How ever could we go on without him? lol.
Don't talk about Alex that way.
Uhh...Noonie....?!
Please tame your sister. She's about to eat me!
Just don't stick your hand in her mouth and you'll be ok.

 

Dagmar!!!
You have to saave me!!!
Where am I?
Dagmar! You are the destined hero!!!
Gee. I've never been a destined hero before.
Who are you talking to?

 

Dagmar becomes suddenly possessed by her dream and starts to run towards her goal.
::incessant running::
Dagmar?
However, she does not realize that she's going nowhere.
::incessant running::
Stop running.
Ok. ::stops::
Noonie, your sister's sleepwalking again!

 

As the group journeys on, Dagmar and LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH have an in-depth discussion on new and innovative literature.
Dagmar, have you read any of the Harry Potter books?
I read the first one.
Note: Don't be offended by the joke. Harry Potter books aren't bad. I'm just poking fun at the Catholic Church for saying such things about harmless books.
What did you think of it?
It was great.
Yeah?
It was the best paganistic little book I ever read.

 

I have yet to realize why the male world wants for women to shave every piece of bodily hair off of their total beings.
Why do you worry? You have no hair to shave.
Well, I realized the fact a long time ago and decided to go for the Shenade O'Conner look. To see how men would like it with no hair on my HEAD, either.
Oh my gosh! Really?
What do you think this knife is for?
...

 

Look! There's the prison!!!
Why are we going to the prison again?
Alex is in there and we have to save him!!!
We? Who is "we"?
Fine. LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH will help me. Won't you, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH? ----------------------------------------------------- GOSH! SHUT UP!
How come I always get volunteered for everything?! LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH will do this. LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH will do that. LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH will do EEEEEEEV-RY-THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!!

 

Dagmar runs up ahead of the group and bursts into the prison.
::runs up ahead of the group and bursts into the prison:: Where is Alex?!
Who is Alex? ::humming softly to self:: I don't know of anyone named Alex.
Talk, heathen!
I don't know what you're talking about.
No offense to Brad, of course!
I'll put you in the freezer and burn frozen Brad.
::shivers:: So cold...Okay okay. What do you need to know?

 

Ok. When are you going to let me have him back?
Three words: Rock,
Paper,
Scissors.

 

It's a tie.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
It's a tie.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
It's a tie.
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!
Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!

 

Hah!
Ok ok you win you win.
So does this mean you'll give Alex back to us?
...No.
This panel has been censored cuz Dagmar said a wurdie-durd.
Die, evil pile of cloud sh*t!
Go, Dagmar!

 

In the middle of the fight, the snowman taps out.
Hey...why'd you stop fighting me?
It's so cold...I only wish that I had a fire to keep warm.
Is that all you've taken Alex hostage for?
Yes. I saw the oxidization comic and I realized that he was the key to a good fire.
Dagmar sets the snowman on fire.
Why didn't you say something?
Not me...

 

After burning the snowman, Dagmar and LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH trek through the prison to find Alex.
Hey. This isn't the prison.
Yes it is. It's just a bedroom. I thought I'd find him here.
Oh really? Or did you hope you'd find him here?
Thought. No hope.
::teases LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH::
::retaliates::

 

After an extensive search, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH finally stumbles upon Alex.
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH!
Alex!
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH!
Alex!
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH!
Ok, you can shut up now.

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH takes 2 Health Points from LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH.
Hammer attack!
OMG LOLO U HAB UR HAMMR TEH WRNOG WYA HAHEE
Don't question my fighting strategies, fool!
SRY DOOD I WUZ JUS THNIKN TAHT U WE'RE GUNA KLIL URSLF LMAO
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH takes 20 IQ Points from the boss.
You do realize that it's your turn.
D'OH!

 

LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH takes 2398023 Health Points from the boss.
::attacks::
Noo! ::dies::
Oh yes...I killed the boss!
Go, LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH!
LZOORUMEKSLKJHUH had no clue that she was asleep.
Oh yes! Next boss! ::attacks::
Nuu! What are you doing?

 

I'm so embarassed.
Why? It's not your fault that you were dreaming.
But I broke Alex's nose. And did it in front of everyone.
Not everyone. The Genie didn't see it.
The Genie has been hiding behind a tree the whole time.
How does SHE know?

 

What are we doing? I mean really. We're out here for nothing.
You needed adventure. And we'll find it.
A scream comes from the back of the line.
There is no use. We ought to just go back to where we were.
What was that?
Dagmar! Some shady figure has just kidnapped Ryan!
For the sake of adventure I guess...

 

So what you're telling me is that Ryan has been kidnapped by a shady figure and we have to save him.
We don't have to if you don't want to... He didn't matter.
For the sake of adventure, we must save Ryan! But who could have kidnapped him?
None of us.
Translation: Shut your mouth.
Wow. Did you come to that conclusion all by yourself? --------------------------- What?
Fermes ta bouche. ----------------------------- Never mind.

 

Well, I actually can play chess.
You just can't play it very well.
Exactly. But once I do learn how to play chess very well...
You will finally be able to take off that silly goat costume.
OMG LOLO DAGMARZ A GOOT LMAO!
Exactly. And why does it say "Goot" up above me?
Hi over there in the next panel!!

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