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by Orana
6-09-09
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GO MY TENTACLE, KILL ALL WHICH LIVE IN THIS WORLD!!!
WHOAH!!!! *BOIOIOING*
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TENTACLE GO AND RAPE ALL OF THE WOMEN ON THIS PLANET!!!

 

by Orana
6-12-09
Hey, Mr. Sheep.
What?
Why are there pictures of two asian chicks above your bed?
Why are you having a dream of being in bed with a talking sheep?
Touche
Cunt

 

by Orana
6-15-09
So..... How did this happen again?
I TOLD you I went to Stripcreator.com
Hmmmm.....
So what do we do now?
But it must be repop-
Asshole.

 

by Orana
6-15-09

 

by Orana
11-06-10
So this is heaven....
Yea man dis be heaven. and since you followed in my footsteps and u were a pure righteous goodhearted carpenter you are allowed entry.
And YOUR Jesus...?
Dats right homie. Welcome to Heaven.
I AM HERE TO TRANSPORT YOU TO HELL. FOR YOUR SINS OF PREJUDICE AND SUICIDE YOUR SOUL HAS BE GIVEN TO THE DARK LORD SATAN!!!!

 

by Orana
11-07-11
I need to get a new hobbie....

 

by Orana
11-08-11
....And I shall defend this noble city from villany tyranny and the FRENCH!!!
I'm going to have to write you a number of citations. Starting with indecent exposure, racism, public defecation.....
...beastiality.....
And so the LSD started to wear off...
I AM THE GREAT AND MIGHT KAZAAR! TREMBLE AT MY FEET!
....and more impotantly for property damages.

 

by Orana
11-08-11
...this relationship just isn't working for me.....
don't give me that look.....it's not fair....
Okay but a quickie

 

by Orana
11-08-11
So the surgery was a huge success and the patient is now stable. she also told me she can I.D. the perp.
OH OFFICER!!!
So i take it your surgery was a success as well?
.....Yeah...

 

by Orana
11-08-11
Hello. I'm Officer Dee Bradley Baker and this is Officer G. Slizzice we just wanted to ask a few questions.
Are you now or have you ever been in a homoerotic relationship?
No I didn't see the perp come in and conveniently rape and murder the only witnss linking her to his insanly habitual murders.
We found semenial fluid in her axe wound as well as various copies of his..erm.. member in our copy machine.
HAHA! Dangly parts!

 

by Orana
11-08-11
Ok you're free to go.
Just like that? I'm not even a suspect?
Do you think it was right letting him off like that? What if he were the killer?
And what if i didn't look THIS good in drag?
SPLAT!!!
Thank goodness i got away. I got away!!!
And I look THIS good in a hat!!!

 

by Orana
11-12-11
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!
So i says to 'im, i says "SUCK MY DIIIIC- *blarrrrrg*

 

by Orana
11-12-11
I see you're climaxing. Would you like some help?

 

by Orana
11-12-11
Here's to another mystery solved!
Why does my drink smell like chloroform and licorice?
Meanwhile....
Well what do we have here?
Dear Lord what the HELL is that??
Does Mr. Dead Bunnyman like Orana's Ralph Nader?

 

What are you supposed to be? The ghost of an anorexic cancer patient?
by Orana, 11-12-11

 

by Orana
11-12-11
But we need to solve the Case of the Missing Rapist!
Just a minute...i need to beat the High Score...
GAME OVER
DANG! Now i have ta start all over again...
Take your time...
Meanwhile back at granny's house...
Are you sure my cookies taste better while lying in my bed naked with me?
But of course....

 

by Orana
11-15-11
Meanwhile back
That's right you pussy! You don't want none of Granny!
I'm gettin the hell outta here. This bitch is crazy.
at Granny's
Man, this was SUPER hot. That guy had NO idea what he's missing.
House
They should call this one 3 penises 1 vagina

 

by Orana
11-17-11
ON A DARK NIGHT...
A DARK MAN WAITS...
WITH A DARK PURPOSE...
Package for Mr. D. Arkman!

 

by Orana
11-17-11
Well?
Listen, the only way I'd even consider having sex with you, is if we were the last two people on Earth after everything else was wiped out by rockets and you were sitting in an enticing nude pose...
...on half a bench made of mohogany. but not just any mahogany; mahogany from the planet Malchior 7 were the trees are 100 feet tall and breath fire!
Hey baby...come feel my wood.

 

by Orana
11-17-11
Kaddarbot! Prep the Eternal Youth Chamber!! I think I finally understand the component necessary to achieve eternal youth.
Bleep Bloop. Yes, Master!
Stop Bleep Blooping and get on with it. As soon as this door shuts I will hopefully undergo a process in which I am restored to my youth and remain that way eternally.
Bleep Bloo- I mean yes, master.
Did it work? Am I young again?
Bleep Bloo- I mean Damn! that's some fucked up shit

 

by Orana
11-17-11
So here we are...after a lifelong chase through the galaxy we finally end here. Ironically on Planet Monk.
Yes it IS ironic now isn't it? But no matter. We shall end this now. Draw on the count of three. One...
...TWO...
...THREE! DRAW!
Damn! That's some fucked up shit!

 

by Orana
11-18-11
...So i looked death dead in the eye and i shouted "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT! I AIN'T EVER GONNA DIE BY THE DEATHLIGHTS!!!"
Hmm...i see....but how the fuck wil this help me witth my job interview? how will it relax me knowing my wife is pregnant with our first child?
SPLAT
CAMEO!!!
Hi guys!
Damn! That's some fucked up shit!
Uh...

 

Little did he know not heeding his wise brother's warning would bring about the destruction of the world
But its just a box?
by Orana, 11-20-11

 

I wouldnt have slept with her if it werent for her brothers donkey.
by Orana, 11-23-11

 

by Orana
11-24-11
Mom is the Jew ready yet?
No dear. First i have to preheat the oven. Then i have to season and stuff the Jew. after that i have to put the Jew in the oven and baste it ever 20 minutes.
How much does our Jew weigh?
20 pounds.
Do we cook our Jew in an electric stove?
No dear we put our Jew in a gas oven. Now do me a favor sweety and go dust the family nigger. We have guests arriving and ill be damned if i have a dirty nigger hanging in my house.

 

She wouldnt have won that award if i hadn't come in her mouth
by Orana, 11-27-11

 

by Orana
10-17-12
Deuce created clones to satisfy his need to voraciously eat penis.
The hole is ready for dicks. Form a line to get sucked off!
Awesome!
Sweet!
FINALLY!
Little did Gary know...
Hurry up!
Ooh a line! I love lines!

 

by Orana
3-23-13
...and fries. Where are my fries.
...and fries. Where are my fries.
...and fries. Where are my fries.

 

by Orana
3-23-13
Dude, do you have my fries?
Nah. I'm here to reap you.
Rape me? What?
No, REAP! REAP!
Ha ha Beep Beep!
How much pot did you smoke?

 

by Orana
3-23-13
So...my fries.
Ugh. Let's go.
Wooooaaaaaahh
He's all yours.
My fries?
Jesus....

 

by Orana
3-23-13
Wait here.
And then i'll get my fries?
It's starting to fade...
My son...are you stoned in My holy house?
Oh God please don't kill me!
Did...uh...did you bring some with you?

 

by Orana
3-23-13
So I said...."Let there be light. Huhuhu
Yeah
And then there was great big flash...everything just....changed...
wow
...my molecules were all rearranged...
Haha, nice.

 

by Orana
12-23-17
Are we not going to dicuss the elephant in the room?
Hey, man. How's it hanging?
OH! You mean Greg! I thought it was a metephorical sort of thing.
I'm TERRIFIED of elephants!

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