All comics by PhreakyChinchilla

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IRC
Blah blah blahblah boinblah blah wrong blah blahb lah!!!
blahalazayblahzy cunt ahahalfk blah blah phreaky, shut up.
" Phreaky_ has quit (I can't take it anymore!!) "
blahzayabhahaha THANK GOD.

 

Why does CHUBBY make so many freaking comics???
I give up. Why?
I don't know! I was hoping you did.
Sorry. I can guarantee you no one reads them anyway. He sucks.

 

Matt, dear... dinner is ready...
In a minute...I'm busy!
The Comic about Propaganda #5285 is created
Matt? Why don't you get off the computer for awhile and come eat...?
I-AM-BUSY-WOMAN!!!!
I made jello salad...with marshmallows....
.... Oh alright. *save comic*.. I'm coming.

 

What's the bad news?
MikeyG likes me.
So what's the worse news?
What gets worse than that, you crazy bitch??

 

Why did little_kitty want to leave Canada?
To escape the shaken baby charges against her.

 

Why did little_kitty lead on 2 seperate man on 2 different continents?
Because that's the span of her ass.

 

Hey.. Can I borrow some money from you to move to the UK??
Umm... ahh...errr...
What's the matter?
Even I'm not *that* gullible, you twat.

 

What's the relation between little_kitty and little_kitty's Mom?
Same father.

 

Why is Dcomposed like MikeyG?
They are both sex-craved lunatics.
But only one actually gets to have sex on a regular basis.

 

What do you do when little_kitty pretends to like you?
Hold onto your wallet.

 

What do you do when little_kitty comes to visit?
Hide the silver.

 

What's the difference between CHUBBY and a crackwhore with her lower jaw missing?
The crackwhore still gets paid even though she gives shitty blow jobs.

 

How is dcomposed like CHUBBY?
Stupid girl.

 

What's the difference between CHUBBY and a shower?
A shower makes a girl wet.

 

What's the difference between crabby and PhreakyChinchilla's idea of him?
19 Years.

 

Why is dcomposed so quick at making comics?
He comes quick, period.

 

What's the difference between choadwarrior and a bulimic?
One of them gags..the other goes alllll the way.

 

What's the difference between PhreakyChinchilla on the rag and little_kitty?
One is just always a bitch.

 

Why does dcomposed hate PhreakyChinchilla?
Because if she got engaged to him on the internet, he'd actually have to follow through.

 

What's the difference between Boinky33 and CHUBBY?
CHUBBY is still allowed to make comics on this site.

 

Chris Rock hosts the Academy awards...
Our next introdoo-sah is Drew Barrymore...
I'd like to introduce some French guy and his music that I spent hours trying to get his name right....and Beyonce!
La oooo la la la...
*CLICK* That's enough shit for tonight.

 

Day 1
Day 2
Day 3
Man... you must be for real! You haven't taken a shit for days!! I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!!
Oh for fuck's sake..

 

When the light turns yellow and you have time to stop, do so. Do not stomp on the gas.
Yellow means YIELD and stop if safe to do so, mother fuckers!
When the light turns red, this means you must stop. Do not just keep driving.
We all know to wait at least 5 seconds after a light turns green here. We know you're just going to run the red light anyway.
A green light means go. This requires actually STEPPING on the accelerator.
You get 2 seconds, bitch, then I'm laying on the horn. This *is* the East Coast, afterall.

 

Phone Conversations
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Yeah.. I'll see what I can do.
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!
Yes, I will have to see what the dollars say and get back to you.
BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!!!!
Ugh..YES! BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

 

Sometimes EOE's suck..
What are your qualifications for this position?
Well, I have extensive experience in this field and have been doing the exact same job at another company for 10 years.
What are your qualifications for this position?
I have worked in this field for 4 years and I am a self-starter and highly motivated.
You're hired!!!
QUE?

 

It could have been epic.
More like an epidemic.

 

Guys... I'm going on a little hiatus.
whattttttttt?
Okay.
You hate us????
I didn't hear..what did she say??
Man..who farted in here?

 

STOP BEING SUCH A TWAT!
No response?
I'm sorry, were you talking?

 

God, you're being really mature by not speaking to me. Cunt.
GOD!
Dick.

 

THIS IS NOT COOL.
"This is not cool!!!"
GOD!

 

So what now?
I don't know. Have we ever worked together before?
Probably.
Hmmm.
I got nothin'.
Yeah, me either. Let's call it a day.

 

Do you ever laugh at my jokes?
Well?
Inside, Mikey. Deep inside.

 

But it's called General Discussion for a reason! To discuss issues!
Tsk, tsk. There is a place for every argument here. You have to watch what you say, remember what happened to those other 2...hmmm...?
But..but..I was stating my opinion, I wasn't fighting...and posting ridiculous amounts of attacks on other users...!
Too late.. I'm calling you out..... "Hello... Brad? We got a hot one.."
"Oh dear.."

 

The Pope died.
Yeah, I heard.
Hunter S. Thompson died.
Yeah, I heard.
Want to go grab a burger?
Yup.

 

The first month.
Sales are down, this means the workload will be less.
Okay..
The second month.
Sales are down..the workload will be less soon.
When exactly will that be? I've been working 60 hour weeks here.
The third month.
Sales are not going up, so the load will lighten.
Oh, shut the fuck up already.

 

I was just stating my opinion.
Well, no one wants to hear YOUR opinion, you brainless twat.
That's ironic.
Why's that?
Because I'm fairly sure you spend your nights cheek deep in your own vomit and bile, wiping coke off your nose on the floor of someone else's home.
So what's your point?

 

Hello, Boss.
I've come to see if you're doing any actual work.
Okay.. well..as you can see..
Silence! I can see fine on my own.
...
It appears to me that you don't do shit here, slacker.

 

And so I said to myself...
Self, you better call home and let Mom know you won't be around for awhile.
And self, you better stock up on munchies that don't stain your fingers.
And lots of beer and soda...
And keep a clear path from the TV to the bathroom..
Yeah, that last one is extra important.
Note to self, hire maid service for month of April..

 

So I decided not to date for awhile.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHA!
What's so funny about me not dating for awhile, Jesus?
OH! I thought you said not RAPE for awhile. My bad.

 

So I got the nickname "pital" because I drank like a thousand shots and ended up with alcohol poisoning in the hospital, but I never threw up!!!
A thousand, eh? You would be dead. You're like 100lbs of nothing...
No, I have a really high tolerance for alcohol. I can drink and drink and drink and still be okay. I drink almost every night and am perfectly fine.
You've had 2 tonight, right?
Right. And I'm like I usually am.
Oh. So you're normally a rambling, annoying twit. Nice. Later.

 

-WHEW- We'll hide out in this cave for awhile, Sally. Hopefully the Sasquatch won't find us in here.
Daddy, what's a Sasquatch?
In other situations, I'd say your Grandma, but for now...well. Let's go with that. It's Grandma.
AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hmm...American flag...
Half-clothed Squirrel with an axe coming at me...hmm...
OH MY GOD, BUSH GOT ELECTED AGAIN. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

 

Rap sucks.
Yeah, whatever. I don't even listen to rap.
If you ever pull up next to me in a japanese car blaring rap I'm going to get all Viking on you.
Yeah, whatever you say. Not like it matters.
Why?
Because I know you're bald under that hat.

 

I'd like you to sweep the kitchen, vacuum the living room, and scrub the walls of my bedroom.
The walls of your bedroom?
Errr...yes.
Why?
Umm.. my walls are actually blue, not white...like out here in the living room.
That'll cost you an $50 extra from the get-go, Spanky.

 

Boorite?
Yes?
Wow, detox did a job on you.
No, this is actually how I looked before I started drinking.
Oh, my bad.

 

The pope died? Why am I always the last to know.
I guess that extra large dildo I was having the elves work on will have to go to Oprah this year.

 

Daddy, why aren't the dinosaurs around anymore?
Because they didn't reproduce enough.
What is "reproduce"?
Something Daddy doesn't get to do enough either, which is why he will be extinct in 10,000 years too.
What is "extinct"?
Something your Mommy is doing to Daddy slowly. Go ask her.

 

I could gore you to death right now with my horns.
I could eat you with my teeth.
Yeah..well.. you have tiny arms.
You can't see your own ass. Where are we going with this?
Extinction. You're going to starve to death when we all die.
That's okay. God told me I would be reincarnated as a Republican in a few years and get to eat the 'little guy' again soon.

 

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Dcomposed makes a lot of comics about black people.
I think he wants one.

 

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Dcomposed is dragging my name through the mud.
Isn't it "mud" anyway?
Good point. Carry on.

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