All comics by Rabid_Weasle

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by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
I am the robot king!
No you're not. Now get back to cleaning this mess.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
Man, this house of mirrors is fucked up.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
Why do you always treat me like garbage?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
Save my spot.
Ok.
Damnit

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
How come noone ever uses me in their comics?
Cause you look like ass.
Oh...
Well, look on the bright side. You look better than him.
Gaggle bloggle goo blag glaaa!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-18-03
Hey there, looking for a good time?
Uhhh... yes...
Alright trooper. It'll cost ya $100.
Alright.
Do you accept PayPal?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-03
Why the hell did I just do that?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-03
You're still here? The play ended three hours ago...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-03
Fast Times At Hellmont High
Hehe!
Hehe!
How come he gets all the ladies?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-03
Fast Times At Farmhouse High
Check out the chicks!
That guy is such an ass!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-19-03
Fast Times At Robot High
Raar! I hope you brought enough pizza for everyone Mr.Roboli!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-20-03
A cucumber is not a piece of fruit!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-20-03
Hey! Who invited the freak?
Hey, you guys should be nicer to him.
Man, he's refering to himself in the third person now.
Pfffft hehehe.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
Happy Birthday!
You were born on this day!
43 years back that way.
And I know you're really 42!
But up I did screw.
And we still can't goddamn edit comics!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
You asked us for a favor, and all we asked was a fee.
You must have thought we'd give you a waiver, and let you off for free.
We hope you brought your life saver...
...because under water is where you'll be.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
Happy Halloween!
Candy is tasty and makes me drool!
Boo! I'm a ghost come to scare you fool!
Ah! The pants I am wearing are now filled with stool!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
You're stuck in a closet, and that's where you'll stay.
So I'll stand waiting, I'll hope and I'll pray.
That you'll come out and tell the world...
Everyone! I'm gay!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
You tried and you tried, but just couldn't do it.
You tried to yourself but figured....
Ah screw it!
Until you met a man who knew how to brew it...
The problem all along...
...was I needed to chew it!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
Ain't this comic funny?
Not really.
HAHAHAHAH!
HAHAHAHAHAH!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-22-03
A message from your cherry...
We've been together for a few years or more.
Just heed this adivce to avoid being poor.
Make sure you don't lose my friend backdoor.
Or else daddy will think you're a whore.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-25-03
Happy Birthday!
Only the good diiiie young!
And In your case, happy 70th Birthday!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-26-03
Here's your sub, sir.
Thank you.
Wow! This sandwich is really fresh!
It almost makes up for the fact that it's made with Grade Q produce!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-26-03
Hmmm... this Dempster's bread says its fresh to the last slice... it's gotta be BS.
Wow! It's the last slice and it's still fresh!
Here lies Robert Smith. Died of preservatives overdose.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-27-03
Daddy... I spilled my juice on the rug...
Well, you know what you have to do then.
Yes daddy...
Uncy Albert, I was naughty again...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-27-03
Wah, whan whan whan wha whan.
Whan wha wha, whan wha wha whan wha.
Would you stop playing that trumpet and sell me some shoes!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-27-03
Chip, you're 17 now, and I think it's time we had a little talk.
Wh-what? Did I do something wrong, Pop?
No, it's just, well, sometimes a man can become very attracted a woman, and...
Woa... wait a minute?
Men are supposed to be attracted to women?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-28-03
Come on Garfield, we're going to the vet.
What... for?
I think it's time we got you neutered.
Oh! No you don't!
Come on! It's for the best, plus it's the law.
If you want my testicles you can pry them from my cold dead paws!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-28-03
Hey look, everything's perfectly normal.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-28-03
Hey, did you hear the freak actually got laid?
Woa! Seriously?
Heeeeey! Wait to go you sly dog you.
Uhhh... thanks...?
What was that all about?
Who knows? But anyway, like I was saying. So I take this chick home, and she's all like "Give me the money first!"

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-29-03
Hahahaha! Now I have you, take this -HRRCK!-
No! He died of a heart attack, I swear!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
8-29-03
So, did you get any last night?
No... and it's not that I couldn't have... it's just that I'm afraid I'll wake up the next morning with my crotch burning like the Crow's Nest Pass when I pee.
Ah! I hear ya. I got a little secret for ya. Look for girls with coldsores, those are the ones you want.
Cold...sores?
That's right, or as I like to call them: Little lighthouses for smoooth sailing.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-02-03
One day at Ye Olde Ranche...
So then I retorted by saying, "The possibility that such an event occuring in which rotor turbines generate gravitrons upon their own accord is highly proposterous!"
Ha ha!
What in the name of Great Ceasar's ghost are you getting on about?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-02-03
Dude! You shall be receiving Ye Olde Delle post haste!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-04-03
Greetings folks! I'm Wirthling!
Lately there's been some confusion as to who or what I am.
To help, here's a little definition.
To draw (liquid) into the mouth by movements of the tongue and lips that create suction; To draw nourishment through or from;To hold, moisten, or maneuver (a sweet, for example) in the mouth.
Oops! My fuck up, I gave the definition for suck, let me find Wirthling...
Oh, never mind. Same thing.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-04-03
Sucky sucky fie dolla!
Hehe, nooo thank you!
How's business?
Business has been the shit! Eva since tha new guy move in!
Heeeeey... I'm back again.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-04-03
Woooo! Look at those eyeballs go!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-22-03
Hey, where are your arms?
Well... I'm a Canadian bear.
So....?
I don't have the right to bear arms.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
9-24-03
W
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by Rabid_Weasle
9-24-03
D
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by Rabid_Weasle
10-23-03
Hey guys! I'm back!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
I like kitties!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-23-03
Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?
Hard to say...
"Boy, how much crap do you think gets thrown in here on a daily basis?" See, it's not that hard.

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-25-03
What beauty pageant? I thought there was a dog show on tonight...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-25-03
Kind of gives new meaning to the song "How much is that doggie in the window?"
I'm in the mood for some Korean food now. Think I've got time?
But the nearest Korean restaurant is 200 kilometers away...

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-26-03
200 Kilometers later...
Welcome to Schnauzer Hut. May I interest you in our house special?
No, but I'd like a container of your best KimChihuahua to go. Oh, and add...
And add?
And add some pickled beagle's feet. What do you have to drink?
Only the best Poodle Shakes this side of the Korean War.
Sold!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-26-03
I've killed my best friend! That Korean food really did make me Kim Jong ill. Now what?
Well... I guess I'll be going then...
Wait! I created you! You can't kill meeee!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-28-03
Thursday on "Friends"...
Joey has sex and says something stupid!
Phoebe says something off the wall and sings about her vagina!
I'm ross, if this was the real world, I'd have killed myself by now!
Yay! Lets have another almost wedding!!

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-28-03
Sex
Drugs
Stabbing

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
See Ed around?
Not since sensitivity traning.
What!? You mean... you can call each other nigger? But we can't....?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-28-03
Hiya, Joe.
Howdy do, Ern.
See Ed around?
Not since sensitivity traning.
Now lets see what we've learned, "Hello, my name is Lemont."
Oh! Ummm... Fo-sh-sh-shizzle my ni-nizzle?

 

by Rabid_Weasle
10-29-03
I hear Monica's again displaying traits of a borderline personality disorder. She's not blowing Bush, too, is she?
No, sir, it's far worse than that.
So no one told you life was gonna be this way...
After watching Friends, I wonder why I have this deep connection with the character Ross.
Maybe it has something to do with your past experiences?
Husband, I'm a lesbian.

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