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by Shadore
1-08-03
Chuk'na'Chuck Cuk: I have a problem!
What is your problem She-Who-has-tehcack?
I have this annoying bitch who wants to keep talking/emailing me even though i broke it off
That is a problem
What is teh solution
Darts. And lots of them.

 

by Shadore
1-09-03
Who doesn't like rough sex?
I mean, that's like saying you like air in your lungs. big deal
Nothing pisses me off more than chicks who say dirty cliches but wouldnt know a cock from an egoo waffle

 

by Shadore
1-09-03
So this kid walks in on his parents having sex and the dad goes "we're just making babies"
Alright.
So the next day the kid walks up to his dad and tells him he saw something
What'd he say?
"Daddy! Those babies you and mom made? The mailman is upstairs eating them!"
Bwa hahahah hahaha

 

by Shadore
1-13-03
My computer is acting up, can you fix it?
Sure, there is 2 ways I can fix it
Ok
But they both end up with my dick in your ass

 

by Shadore
1-13-03
TV sucks now. "Enterprsie" is shit, and everybody dry humps gay Fox reality shows
Fuck your a cynical fuck
"Oz" is like the only show worth watching nowadays
Too much like real life
Ozwald Prison
Bend the fuck over. You and me? We're going to spoon
It beats having to hear about "cramps" i guess

 

by Shadore
1-13-03
What I wouldnt do for some more frames of animation
Good thing my fucking ass has like 300 different poses but they all suck
Fuck man. This is deja fucking vu! We've done this fucking comic already (albeit different characters)
Cheap mexi...ah fuck we have!! CUT!
Hey. Cocksucker. Only I can say "cut"
holy shit where the fuck did i come from

 

by Shadore
1-14-03
My name's Shadore
And i ain't kidding
I got more penis than Kentucky got chicken

 

by Shadore
1-14-03
Seriously, we've all gotten bj's from somewhat "heavy" girls
The snickers bar in her hand seemed oddly out of place though
"Not going anywhere for a while?...Snickers"

 

by Shadore
1-15-03
They call me a plumber
Why?
Cuz i'll snake your drain
Oh
Buttermilk love nuggets: that be the name
Of the game

 

by Shadore
1-15-03
Nice weed
Ima going to get high here meng
Lemme have a puff
Roll your own "homie"
Weeeeeeeed
My hands are too short, roll this shit up for me

 

by Shadore
1-17-03
So then I took a shit in his sink!
No way!
And then I'm like "you couldn't count your balls even if you tried"
Because they are so small or because he can't do math
Ummm...I'm not quite sure
Regardless, we're all proud of what you've accomplished

 

by Shadore
1-17-03
5 minutes until a new episode of "Oz"
Get your beer (on your genetails), your chips (on the table) and some mints
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
This program contains scenes of violence, sexuality and nudity, some (all) viewers be offended by this content

 

by Shadore
1-17-03
Fuck I gotta let a massive fucking fart go
UNGHHHHHHH ........{PFtttTTgTtTttT}
That stinks like the get-out
Holy shit it's smothering my fucking face with air-shit

 

by Shadore
1-17-03
SHG's "Clean Up Alberta" Plan
Free beer and bingo just inside!

 

by Shadore
1-18-03
God wishes to thank you.
Let's get outta here....stinks like motherfuckin get-out

 

by Shadore
1-18-03

 

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by Shadore
1-18-03
Well...someone fucked up here

 

by Shadore
1-18-03
Feels kind of mushy
and sticky

 

by Shadore
1-19-03

 

by Shadore
1-20-03
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Let's see what's in the news this week
This part is true
Looks like Avril Lavigne has a new video out where she walks the streets wanting a stranger in the night to take her home
Somebody call for a plumber?

 

by Shadore
1-22-03
You ever go to bed naked?
And then realize it's not going to work because your dick gets pulled by gravity and flops on your leg?
Goodnight everybody

 

by Shadore
1-23-03
I smell injuns

 

by Shadore
1-27-03
I'm an elephant and I here to say...
Eating pussy is mighty gay!
Dont worry about thugs, murderers, or druggers.....
Cunnlingus KILLS mutherfuckers!
Still pickin that shit outta ma teeth...
Funny line that ends with QUEEF

 

by Shadore
1-27-03
wtf priest jokes arent funny
Bon Jovi still has the moves
The trick is to make comics that appeal to everyone, yet still somewhat rely on past jokes, and personal references
The trick is getting your uvula on my hindquarters

 

by Shadore
1-27-03
So if you go faster than the speed of light you age very slowy and everything around you ages normally
But Star Trek CLEARY shows that those people are aging, even spending most of their time in warp speed
"Enterprise" sucks

 

by Shadore
1-28-03
Check out all this porno i scored
hard copy porn is bad because it's bitch to clean and leaves evidence
Wha...really????
Plus, how many times can you beat it to the same chick with her legs in the air
Well I'm going to go dump this back into that dumpster then
Why don't yu leave it with me? I'll do it

 

by Shadore
1-28-03
I had a sex dream last night where Avril Lavigne turned into Missy Elliot post-coitus
Jesus chirst
Then she beached herself on me and starting rapping with my cock as the microphone
All that weight can't be good for your back
My sex drive is now M.I.A
My sex drive is MYA. As in Mya from "Ghetto Superstar"

 

by Shadore
1-29-03
with a little bit of un un
and a little bit of un un
you can do it baby un un
just a little bit of un un
I think Nelly has a stuttering problem
i got a friend with a pole in the basement. where basement = pooper

 

by Shadore
1-29-03
the +5 sword of ass-splitting wicked
So I met this chick today
No way
Nah not really. I saw a waitress's cleavage as she gave me my food though
That's not bad
Yeah I figured I made a difference in the world today

 

by Shadore
2-01-03
My boyfriend was so sweet last night he did {droning sounds, blocked}
It's always important to maintain just enough level of interest not to get hit and enough attention diverted to their tits and/or Porsche dreams.
And then we saw the Two Towers for the 5th time {blocking in effect again}
I'd like to see a cock slurping NSX take on a 911 Turbo haha. Fucking azns, Germany pwns the automobile industry. (minus VW)
Damn right boyzzz

 

by Shadore
2-01-03
the shine is off the hose
stripcreator: the same shit over and over
can't seem to stop making comics though
stop making ones that aren't funny on a whim and make funny jokes
lady if you come here for the jokes your in the wrong fallopean tube
this magic eye 3d thing looks like goatse.

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
spider man was shit it didnt reinvent all this marvel movei bullshit
you know what fucking did?
THE PUNISHER. THAT'S WHAT FUKIGN DID YOU CUM SUCKING WHORE MONGERS
Fuck anyone who said that movie was bad, fuck that movie kicks all fucking ass and was true to the character unlike Spider Man
I'm meaner than a coked up rastafarian with dreads
shut your mouth and spread them legs

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
I have made damn near 200 comics
Profit = none. Self-Esteem = none. Girls = none. Respect = none.
Two roads diverge in a yellow wood
I do have this honorary black man cock though
And that has made all teh difference

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
Just bring it
1,2,3 suck it up
BAW BAW BAWW HEY OOOO
It's not the end of the world
it's just a phase?
/me watches the Shania toilet cam

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
In this burning house
Through this wall of lies
these words are much more
I don't belong here anymore
Enuff with the gay poems faggy guys write to women because they have to act stupid to get pussy
dude i ahd a wicked idea of a comic hold on

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
no need to brag this is true
I'm drunk as I write this
drinking alone again
no need to brag this is true
And i was watching an old ER and i wanted abby and carter to kiss. i had this stupid drunk smile on my face and just wanted them to dance all night
you were a woman
no need to brag this is true
I was stupid from the booze and had the mind of a 8 year old who hit their head on a shelf after beng skull fucked
what did i just say

 

by Shadore
2-02-03

 

by Shadore
2-02-03
look it will fit easier if you just stop cringing

 

by Shadore
2-11-03
We're gonna party
Like it's your birthday
dun dun...dun dun...dun dun
Absolut Laughter. Missing from my Stripcreator soul
Making things trying to be funny in this 3 panel hell is like pulling a pube out of your ass and flossing with ...said pube.
I wonder how much dick that chick in fashions could suck. 5 inches? 3? 2? Miller size? 0?

 

by Shadore
2-11-03
I'MA MAK A COMIX ABOOT MY GRLLFRIEND
SHES PRETTY. LONG HAIR, SHORT, AND GOTH
GOTH? LOLZ WTF COME PLAY DE_DUST ON CS.
NO SHES PRETTY BECAUSE SHE WEARS A LOT OF MAKUP AND KINDA HATES EVERYBODY IN THE SURRONDING AREA
PLAYING DE_DUST WITHOUT YOU
AND SHE BENT OVER THE COUNTER AND I SAW TITS IN A BLACK LACE BRA HAHAHAHA. BRB GOTTA CHANGE MY CONTROL FIG

 

by Shadore
2-13-03
SUPRA SEX WORLD GOING UP AND DOWN
DOWN DOWN DOWN DOWN
THE TELEPHONIC PILLOW TALK
/weird indain music
SUPRA SEX WORLD
dun dun dund und udnd un

 

by Shadore
4-07-03
I hear he's come back
It's about fucking time
He thought he could get famous doing other stuff but in the end they always come back
We're talking about Urkel right?
It's got to be Urkel
"Laura" was hot in that show

 

by Shadore
4-07-03
Did you hear the one about the blind hooker?
no
You have to hand it to her
I dress up cavaders like Avril Lavigne and take them to the movies
I like when the female workers avoid eye contact

 

by Shadore
4-07-03
WOMEN
WOMEN
ME EATING THE FLESH OF A THOUSAND DEAD CAMELS

 

by Shadore
4-07-03
CNN NEWS TICKER.....
lets write a "blog" together
desperate cries for attention / suicide prevention?
I DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP....
Cam Whores are cam whores
Why the internet was presented to women i dont know. thanks a lot salon.com
JANINE MOIRE NAKED...FILM @ 11
Has "The Onion" ever been funny?
If your a cunt yes. Still eating the camel guts

 

by Shadore
4-07-03
my early comics were so much funnier wtf happened
constant drug / and or alchohal related abuse
*trying furiously to rekindel the magic*
I have a boyfriend....
Welcome
Are you a cool cult like in Fallout 1? Cuz if you are lemme go get my Power ARmor first. BG kinda sucked because you didnt get power armor.

 

by Shadore
6-21-03
...so the Rabbi says "Fucked her ass? HAha no way I BLESSED HER! hahaha"
awa hwonwable sir. i only cum to delvier deweicous chineze food
Ever freak out that you missed cleaning up after a jack off session?
SHould have been funnier but I'm lazy
I guess I shouldn't worry, - she passed out 6 minutes into it

 

by Shadore
6-21-03
boom
splat
bullseye

 

by Shadore
6-21-03
come here often?
I guess reindeeer can't talk eh?
Dude, stfu, I'm trying to fuck this wild animal
This is exactly how I broke up with my last GF. GF being girlfriend and not Guardian Force. The first such mention of GF (ergo Guardian Force) was mentioned in FF 8 I believe.

 

by Shadore
6-21-03
..yeah I guess you could say I look at a lot of porn. Facials, slap happy, anal, gb's, cum swapping etc.
I find CumFiesta has some nice looking girls. i mean I like the girls who swallow cum but kind of act like they dont like it. It's kinda classy

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