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Payed for by the "Too Fucking Lazy to Read More Then 3 Words That Aren't the Punchline Party"
Vote. Me.
by Shaneo39, 3-18-08

 

by Shaneo39
3-24-08
Hi Melvin.
So, Chen, what are you doing in my backyard?
Well, when i park my car in the alley, its easier to get to it out the back door after fucking your wife.
Fuck, did i say that out loud?

 

And now, Manos: Hands of Fate!!!
Oh GOD, it hurts so good.
by Shaneo39, 3-27-08

 

by Shaneo39
4-03-08
Uhhhh, my head, whuu, what? Where am I? Hello!?!
*click* Good evening Marcus. Lets play a game. One i call the rubix cube room game. The room you currently are in is slowly decreasing in size.
You have roughly 48 hours before it is no bigger then a common rubix cube. The following color order is vital to your escape, listen carefully. Blue, green, re.....
*click* ..ason Kidd had 13 assists to go along with 12 points in a losing effort. Now on to hockey where today in New York the Islan . . .

 

by Shaneo39
4-04-08
And on the 12th day, God made Hannah Montana *hick* And on the 13th day, God made roadside assistance. *hick*
Father, have you had a little too much to drink?
Warble dooble . . *hick*

 

by Shaneo39
4-08-08
I was in the depths of one hell of an Either binge. . . . .
No man should . . . .

 

by Shaneo39
4-14-08
Did you know that in EVERY SINGLE comic with the 2 generic asian girls, the one on the left always talks first?
But didn't you just. .

 

After the Successfull release of its 4th installment, Harison Ford just couldn't give it up. . . . .
by Shaneo39, 4-23-08

 

by Shaneo39
4-23-08
My god... do you have any idea what this means?!
No, what?
It's a pronoun used to indicate a person, thing, idea, state, event, time, remark, etc., as present, near, just mentioned or pointed out, supposed to be understood, or by way of emphasis.
. . . .your dying alone, you know that right?
YOU'RE dying alone.

 

by Shaneo39
4-23-08
Yo, what up Chris, you bring the money?
Ya man, right here, did you bring the stuff?
Hello, it looks like you're trying to buy a large, cuttable package of Crack. Im not familiar with this. Perhaps you wanted Heroin, or perhaps you wanted metha . . .
. . . .What?

 

by Shaneo39
4-23-08
Remember that time when we decided to smoke some of your stuff to test its potency?
- - - - - - - - - - *Guitar Riff* - - - - - - - - - - -
And that's why I don't cut my crank with Comet anymore.

 

by Shaneo39
4-23-08
Jack, I'm scared!
Don't worry. We ALL float out here, Rose!!
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. . . .
Shit

 

You have AIDS too, huh?
Yeah, we'll both probably be dead in 10 years.
by Shaneo39, 4-28-08

 

by Shaneo39
5-13-08
Yo, remember that time you slept with Ben Afflek?
And that's why I don't cut my crank with Comet anymore.
Good choice.

 

by Shaneo39
5-20-08
Hey Thad, you know what today is?
Sure do Chad, its My Birthday!!!
Which means, as triplets, its MY BIRTHDAY TOO!!!
Hurray, we should go see Brad, its HIS BRITHDAY TOO!!!!

 

by Shaneo39
5-20-08
*squeek**squeek**squeek**squeek*
*squeek**squeek**squeek**squeek*
So do you like what you see?
*squeek**squeek**squeek**squeek*
Bitch, would shut up, i'm trying to watch the X-Files.

 

by Shaneo39
5-20-08
You know what I hate?
Jews?
Yeah.

 

Do Laundry
by Shaneo39, 5-20-08

 

by Shaneo39
8-14-08
Hey, alright the Olympics are on.
ooo, gymnastics next. . .
. . . mens gymnastics.

 

by Shaneo39
8-14-08
Interesting . . .

 

by Shaneo39
8-14-08
Thank God, What Happens In Vegas Stays in Vegas.

 

by Shaneo39
6-07-16
I found them covered in an ooze in the sewer below 78th Street in New York. There were four of them. I gave them all nicknames that day.
I named them after four famous artists from the Italian Renaissance. They were covered in this ooze still so I had to take them all back to my lair to take care of them.
And that pretty much sums up the first time I came down off LSD in a New York Brothel...... anyways, hop on.
Cowabunga

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