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Well, better go.
There it is. The Gateway to the moon.
Okay, this is it... I'm gonna, fly to, the moon... No friends... No family... No Fun... Well better get going then!

 

Wait! Zack! You can't go!
Why, not?
'Cause...I'll...We'll...Miss the Beavis and Buthead movie!
Crap, I forgot about that.
So don't leave.

 

Sorry buddy, I gotta go.
Noooooo!!!!!
But we'll miss the premier of Scary Movie.
Uh, dude...Scary movie came out on DVD like a really long time ago. And nothing can make me stay. Sorry. Seeya. Take car of my Cd's.
Zack, don't leave! D***!

 

Zack left, and took off in a rocket. 'Cause I couldn't find the backround for it.
Hey Garen! Whats up?
I'm playing off my sorrow.
What the **** are you talking about?
You mean... Zack didn't tell you?!
Tell me what?
Oh **** This is bad.

 

What the heck are you talking about Garen?
Uh, okay, follow me.
Garen said this very fast.
Okay, tell me what it is that;s bad.
Okay... Zack left for the moon...
Oh that *******!
So uh, do ya wanna go out?

 

Uh, sure.
Sweet.
Later, at Garen's house.
I don't know about this.
It's okay.
We can do it tommorow.

 

Early in the morning.
Okay Garen. I'm dressed. Unless... You like me undressed.
Garen? Garen?!

 

You're just like Zack.
What? We're just going to swim at my parents pool.
by Stickfigureguy01, 4-03-08

 

I got a Doctor's note at School.
Really? What's it say?
Hmmmm.....Let's see... "You Idiot Faggot"
Hmm...Must be a conterfeight.

 

I'm to sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my shirt so sexy
It-
What are you doing?

 

Well, anyway, Welcome to Episode 2 of Geek American idol. We're sorry it takes up so many panels.
Yeah, I was against it.
Anyway, And now presenting...Mask Guy! (whispers)(help us, we are being forced against our will!)
Hurry up!
Shut Up! Now, anyway, I'm gonna do a song from one of my favorite bands Slayer! It's called raining blood.

 

Why do I get the feeling I'm beeing filmed for Final Destination?
by Stickfigureguy01, 4-28-08

 

Hey! We should be ina band together!
We should break up the band.
3 seconds later...

 

Well, I'm sorry about the other day, Um...Here, I got you an apology present.
HOLY CRAP! An XBOX 720! I'm the first person in the world to get one!
You're Wel-
Wait...There Aren't any games for it! And if I'm the first person in the world to get an XBOX 720, then that means there aren't any games for it.
Well I'm sorry-
NO! Sorry doesn't cut it! I can't have fun with something thats perpose is to play video games on, if I don't have any video games! This is the worst present ever!

 

What's got your nickers in a knot?
I don't know. But It's really uncomfortable.
by Stickfigureguy01, 5-03-08

 

This game really sucks.
Really? Where?
by Stickfigureguy01, 5-04-08

 

Hey! Here comes 360 pounds of fat!
Hey! I don't weigh 360 pounds.
I weigh 370.

 

Have you ever seen a dude that's half of a human?
What?
Have you seen a monkey give birth?
What?
Have you ever seen two guys asking each othe stupid questions?
What?

 

Hey Zack, I got a new lizard. His name is Godzilla. You can go pet it if you want. He's in my room.
Cool! Thanks!
Zack walks to Godzilla.
Uh, yeah Godzilla, go easy on tearing him apart.
AGHHHHHHH!!!!!

 

No, please, take off that mask. Oh wait! That's your Face!
What a dork.

 

Hi, I'm Stickfigureguy01. I like Guitar Hero, I like Rock and Heavy metal music, and I rock. I like anime, like Fullmetal Alchemest and Naruto.
Oh, hi little guy.
NNNNNNNN!!!!!

 

Hi, I'm Stickfigureguy01.
What happened to Stickfigureguy02?
He got ran over by a cement truck.
Stickfigureguy03?
Got his legs chopped off by a chainsaw, then buried alive in a trash can full of worms.
It's a cruel world.

 

Another student died.
What?! Again?! Was it Ed?!
Nope.
Crap. Bring out the black curtains. Did you tell the Pre-schoolers?
Yep.
We're gonna lose our jobs now.

 

So, is it true you killed one of the highest ranked cops?
Yes.
And is it also true you hosted an illegal party with strippers and more highest ranked cops?
They were sexy.
Sir, I'm gonna have to arrest you.
What?! Okay, how 'bout you let me go, and I'll let you suck my balls.

 

You sick Bastard. Besides, do Aliens even have balls?
Well, not nesesarely. But that cop did.
And they tasted good. What do yours taste like when sucked on?
Suck on this.

 

Holy Crap! It's my great great great Grandfather!
Yep Great Great Great Grandson. It's me.
Wow, you've gotten old.
Yep I'm 200. But I wonder when I'm gonna die of old age.
*Sob* Why?!
Ughhhh....

 

Hey!
Oh hey Zack! You'll never belive it! I saw a mokey drinking beer!
So.....
Um.....
So wanna have sex?

 

Welcome to American idol! What's your name?
Where's the free beer?
by Stickfigureguy01, 5-14-08

 

Playing in this movie sucks. I got my foot blown off.
Yeah, lets quit.
by Stickfigureguy01, 5-19-08

 

Word of advice: stay away from the flowers.
Stay away from the flowers, yeah right.
Uh-Oh.
Bzzzzzzzz!!!!

 

Ya know, I've known you for 15 years, and you never told me where you come from.
Okay, I'll tell you:...
When I was created, everyone said I had a strange personality.
*Burp*

 

I escaped from the factory, then went around town, meeting people.
Hi!
Crap you!
Hey!
What the freakin' crap do you want?!
Then I met you.
Wow.

 

Hey, I know! Let's go out to the road, and see if we can count all the cars!
That sounds very retarded, but lets give it a try.
Yay!
That's 570. Can we go now?
Wait. Just a few more hours

 

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
You...Ran him over Tod.
Yep.
1 hour later...
I can't believe he's dead. He's really dead.

 

Nooooo!!! My best friend, my only friend, Dead!
I can't stand this! What shall I do? My TV says it's gonna be rainy. I'll rust. I should just ask Tod to run me over too.
Try taking therapy.
That's a good Idea. I'll take therapy.

 

In Therapy...
Now tell me, what happened.
Well, it started out when my best friend, Uh...Well, I forgot his name, let's just call him Afro. He died.
So, how long ago did this happen?
Well, 10 hours ago to be exact.
Well, I can tell you this: my Mother died 10 hours ago too. But, why don't you try making a new friend?
Because, no one wants to be my friend exept Afro. But, I guess I'll try

 

Ah crap, the power went out again.
Nooo!! Don't take me back! I have a life!
The security droids from the robot factory.
Yes. We too have lives, but are not compatable with the new life software.
You must come with us. Back to the droid factory. You have ten seconds to comply.

 

Now get to work on the new Robo5000s.
But, I haven't been here for so long. I don't remember there being a Robo5000.
That's because your a Robotype500.
Well, I guess I'll get to work.
This sucks.

 

No! I won't take this! I'm ment for destroying! I will destroy all who stand against me!
Oh look, it's the stupid robot.

 

Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Die Puny humans!

 

*Sigh* since my girlfriend died , I don't know what to do.
Go gay.
Gay?!
Yeah. You can't go out with any other girls, 'cause it'll remind you of your old gilfriend. So go gay.
Well, I'm not sure about this, but I'll try.
Okay, good. Now if you're done, I'm gonna go Master bate.

 

In other news, a Robot is taking over the world. Here are brodcasters live on the premesis.
It's terrible, terrible. The Robot is Zapping people all over the world, its terrible!
There you have it. Do you know where it is headed?
Probably *ZAP*

 

Watch are you doing?
Playing Maple Story.
HaHa! Your playing Maple Story, how funny!!
Why is it so funny?
Maple Story is for idiot kids who are to ugly to get any action.
...................*Log Off*

 

It is time to take you now.
What? No! I aint goin'
Aw, C'mon, i gotta take some one
Yea, and i gotta go take my Heart Disease pills.
Aw, Shit

 

by Stickfigureguy01
10-09-08
This comic was only for comedic perposes it was not made to offend women. if you don't have a sence of humor do not read this.
Hey Ed.
Sup Zack?
Well, I want to know how to have sex with Molly.
What?!
It's simple really, all you have to do is throw her on the bed, rip her shirt off, suck her jugs, get your dick, shove it in her mouth, then shove it in her p***y.

 

by Stickfigureguy01
10-09-08
Ummm.....Isn't that rape?
Well...Ummm...
Hmmmmmmm......
Let me guess, your a virgin.
Ummmmmm.........I...... Uhhhhh...........yeah......

 

by Stickfigureguy01
10-09-08
Hey, Molly, do you...
Wanna, do it?
Yeah! That's It!!!
Oh......

 

by Stickfigureguy01
10-09-08
HULK SMASH!!!!
*BANG!!!*
Ow....

 

by Stickfigureguy01
10-09-08
You should be more careful; You almost stepped on me.
Holy Crud a talking mouse!
That is true, I am a talking mouse.
You should be more careful; I almost stepped on you.

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