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by Tangelafan
9-01-05
Decline of Video Gaming..
Ohmygodthisisn'tfunnyanymore!
Games suck!
...Homestar Runner...
You suck!
der strongbad how do u t@pe wit bxng glves on luv sbu
...and Weebl and Bob!
Penis!
Wanker...

 

by Tangelafan
9-01-05
Zelda Games...
...
What's that you say? Zelda's been kidnapped by Ganondorf and he's turned even eviller than before and you need the Super Special sword with which to fight him by pressing A? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Pokemon Games...
...
Go on, start a new journey! Again! There are only 2,542 pokemon out there, plus that other one that you can only get with a cheat device.
Donkey Kong Games NOT made by Rare...
...
Use your magic bongo powers to run around in the jungle! This game has no storyline! By the way, look out for Mario Party 27, coming out next week!

 

This show never gets old! I been watching it since 1936, when Den came back from the dead and claimed he'd dreamt it all!
Last time on Westenders: Bob and Shaz's wedding was rudely interrupted, Den was killed by Mo and Little Kat, and the same storyline from last year was reused. Again.
by Tangelafan, 9-19-05

 

by Tangelafan
9-19-05
I'm just out for a walk! ^_^
Halt! I am going to rape you!
Oh no! Don't panic, remember what Mom told you.
I'm ignoring you!
Um...you're clearly not. now shut up and undress lol

 

Britain, 2005
Bloody hell! Sorry, mate! I shouldn't've had that vindaloo!
by Tangelafan, 9-19-05

 

by Tangelafan
9-19-05
WOW! A SPACESHIP!
Please don't shout. You'll disturb the aliens.
COOL! THERE ARE ALIENS?
Yes.
WHERE?
I dunno. Go search for them. Oh, and while you're at it, try to find the Caps Lock key, too.

 

by Tangelafan
9-27-05
What are you playing?
Fifa Football 2006.
Looks the same as Fifa 2005 to me.
Well, it's not, okay! Look, now there are more polygons and you can play as Wayne Rooney instead of David Beckham.
Uh...that's just David Beckham with a Frankenstien mask.
Wow, you're right! Well spotted.

 

by Tangelafan
9-29-05
You shouldn't play that Xbox all day. It's bad for you.
You know what? You're right. I'll go do something healthier.

 

by Tangelafan
10-14-05
Hey, how was your football game? Did you win?
I guess that answers my question.

 

by Tangelafan
10-15-05
An argument at age 7...
Shut up, durbrain!
No, you shut up, divvy!
...age 14...
I've got an iPod!
Yeah, but I've got a phone! And your sister gave me a blowie!
...and age 26.
The Phantom Menace was just as great as the original Star Wars trilogy!
Get the fuck out of my house.

 

by Tangelafan
10-15-05
...age 37...
My job sucks! I can't even afford to buy an Xbox for my son for his birthday!
You think you've got problems? My wife's on about going on a skiing holiday!
...age 42...
No, no, no! You can't let your son go on a POKEMON forum! What if he tells everyone his address? What if there's porn there?
You are REALLY behind on technology. He's not stupid enough to give away his address, and he's 15, so if there WAS porn, he'd probably like it.

 

by Tangelafan
10-15-05
...age 53...
That wasn't a goal! The ball was bloody miles away! Back in my day, they'd never let THAT in.
Shut up! The adverts have started!
Ocean Finance can help you! Honest!
I got a checkmate!
...age 68
No, you didn't, you cheating old whippersnapper!

 

by Tangelafan
10-15-05
...age 76...
Bingo!
Hey, that's not fair! I didn't know what number Legs Eleven was!
...age 81...
Remember that show we watched back in the 30s? That was much better than the crap today's young dumplings are raised on.
What show? In my day, we couldn't afford a tablecloth, let alone a film projector! We had to watch the radio for entertainment!
...age 98...
You never paid me back for that tuppence you borrowed off me in '26!
Jesus Christ, I've died and come back as a zombie and you still WON'T LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND DIE ALREADY??!

 

by Tangelafan
12-22-05
Dinner Out With Dad
Okay, so that's two large cokes and two medium pizzas. One pepperoni, one meat feast.
Dinner Out With Mum
Let's see...you wanted coke, so you'll have diet, and we'll have one small cheese pizza to share.
Dad wins.
Hey, if I'm on a diet, so is my kid. It's only fair.

 

by Tangelafan
12-22-05
Dad's Idea of a Day Trip
So, where do you wanna go, kids? Swimming, cinema or bowling?
Mom's Idea of a Day Trip
So, where do you wanna go, kids? Supermarket, dry cleaners or grandma's house?
Dad's Idea of a Day Trip
Dad: 2. Mom: 0
Well, I enjoy shopping, so why don't the kids?

 

by Tangelafan
1-04-06
Sir! Aliens approaching from the Upwards Direction!
What do they look like?
Well, they're all really blocky. And they're rows of different colours. And there's music which keeps getting faster.
What? Lemme see that!
Splott, this is Space Invadersâ„¢...

 

by Tangelafan
1-05-06
What do you wanna hear first, the good news, or the bad news?
Bad news.
The bad news is, you only have 24 hours to live.
OH GOD NO!
The good news is, the earth will explode seconds after your death, so you won't be missing much.
Phew! That's a relief! Now I don't have to pay for the funeral.

 

by Tangelafan
1-08-06
I reckon you'd like this forum, Barbera.
Why's that?
It's full of crazy, annoying, suicidal teenagers...just like you!
Why is it that the characters are always facing away from each other in these random layout comics?

 

What's the meaning of life?
1. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and living matter, manifested in functions such as...
by Tangelafan, 1-08-06

 

by Tangelafan
1-18-06
What the fuck am I smoking?

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