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by TattooedSteve
8-06-10
Doc are you sure there's no side effects to this pain killer?
None at all, I'll take one right now.
Ummm, Doc?
Holy shit get my nurse!

 

by TattooedSteve
8-06-10
Keep talking...
And your special at everything you do!
I am so inspired by your compliments that I will do whatever you tell me to do!
So what should it be?
Tell em' to jump in a fucking wood chipper!

 

by TattooedSteve
8-13-10
He's gotta be close...
Oh, hey! Ummm I know we promised not to do this but ...
I had to get this ax for you, it looked so frigging cool in the store!
Oh man this rocks!

 

by TattooedSteve
8-16-10
Hmmm, what to do today?
Good ting use had dis island heah foah me ta swimz too when I wuz swept away from Seaside!
Iz der ah phone for me ta uze? AHHHHHHHH!
Now where was I? Oh yeah what to do today?

 

by TattooedSteve
8-16-10
Greetings earthling I have come from four galaxies away for a tattoo!
Okay, what did you want done.
It's kind of like a unicorn with a grim reaper you have anything like that?
Let me check the internet.
Yup here's six different versions of it. Jump in the chair and I'll get started.

 

by TattooedSteve
9-13-10
Yeah it's Sunday and Football is on and the Football shows that talk about nothing but Football is on and the news is covering Football so who's your favorite team?
I don't have one, I don't watch or care about it...
Hey it's Sunday night and we are airing football on every station all night!!!
Well at least I still have Facebook.
Updates: FOOTBALL and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football and football!

 

by TattooedSteve
9-13-10
So you're telling me you smoke Meth all day, don't hold a job at all. And you get guaranteed healthcare and a house like this pretty much for free?
Yup, so what do you have to do?
Stay sober and work at a job where I get gouged for Medical and make just enough to cover the rent for my small apartment because I'll never afford a house.
Wow...
Sucks to be you.

 

by TattooedSteve
9-14-10
Holy Shit are you a Bed Bug?!
Nope I'm a German Maneating Beetle!
Thank God, those things freak me out.
Yeah me too.
Oh hey, I hear my neighbor's home upstairs and he's German.
Niiiice!

 

by TattooedSteve
11-22-11
3:00 a.m. A long time ago.
It's way to early for this shit...
Seriously what kind of asshole gets up this early so I have to be there for them to buy shit...
Hey where's the five dollar chairs?!
NEXT TO THE FUCK YOURSELVES!

 

by TattooedSteve
4-06-12
Ummm. I know Easter Sunday is your big day, But I have to work and miss the boardwalk opening and people are just nasty. Could you do me a solid?
Anything for you dude!
That Easter Sunday.
So which one?
That guy over there just called me an asshole because we're out of weed killer.
Ten minutes later...
Since I'm in a good mood and there's allot of them here I'll do two more.
Hmmm, How about that douche with the "Life is good" shirt and the bitch with the 5K whatever shirt.

 

by TattooedSteve
6-03-12
Hey since I think I'm good friends with your manager I'm going to treat you like an asshole and you have to take it!
Uh huh...
Two days later...
Remember me dickhead?
Ohhhhhh shit!
Now who are you friends with? Try to talk slow since your face looks like raw hamburger.
*Gurgle* *Sputter* *Blub* *Gurgle*

 

by TattooedSteve
9-04-12
Hey that chucklehead that flamed me is ony a half hour from here...
Guess I showed him! Wait, who's that knocking on my door?
I sooo forgot about that location option...
Yeah you did, So you want to say that witty comment to me now?!

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