CC 305: I dunno, if it's funny, but it SURE IS DARK! by TheBigJE11-20-05 GET OUT HERE BITCH! no! please! I said I'm sorry! I SAID YOU GET OUT HERE AND YOU MAKE ME A GOD DAMN DECENT DINNER!
CC 305: I'm not sure if this is cheating. by TheBigJE11-20-05 TOBOR WILL GIVE YOU PRIVACY Honey, what the fuck is going on in there?
CC 305: ekoJ-nI by TheBigJE11-20-05 Hey, I'm being asiangirl1 for halloween. What a coincidence, I was thinking of being asiangirl2! Let's meet at purgatory this time tomorrow and par-tay! 24 HOURS LATER
CC 305: el in-joke by TheBigJE11-20-05 Oye, soy es asiangirl1 para vÃspera de Todos los Santos. ¡Qué casualidad, yo pensaba en es asiangirl2! ¡Encontremos en el purgatorio esta vez mañana e igualdad-ató! 24 HORAS LUEGO
CC 306: Hey mr.toilet seat,can you give me aids? Scientists and doctors all agree, I can't give you AIDS... But I can sure as hell try! by TheBigJE, 12-02-05
CC306: (>^.^)> Check out that kirby! by TheBigJE12-02-05 My boyfriend has AIDS and I think he might have given me HIV. Alright, we already have his test results, so lets go back and get you tested. Did my results come back? Yes, you have HIV, funny thing though, your boyfriend doesn't anymore, which means either you have an AIDS eating vagina, or I'm just crazy. Doctor... I think you're just crazy. You're damn right I'm crazy... crazy about this heroin!
CC 307: Jesus christmas stand-up extravaganza! by TheBigJE12-16-05 People are talking about this "taking christ out of christmas thing" have you heard about this? I think they should take the PAMELA ANDERSON out of the CLOTHES! Am I right!? Tits.
Tribute to JasonP by JE. by TheBigJE12-18-05 the bubble boy meets a bully Haha, you live in a bubble cause you have a diseas He tells him to stop teasing Hey dude thats not nice its a very serios disease, i dont want to die from it im sorry your right, i feel bad for making fun of your condition they became friends hey your actually not a bad guy you're pretty cool too, we should be friends
Modern Christmas Carol Redux. by TheBigJE12-22-05 Who disturbs an old man's slumber this night? It is I, mon! The ghost of Bob Marley! Your old business partner! I'm here to warn you, for if you don't tell me where the Fritos are, your future will be filled with despair, mon! ...You've been smoking that special tobacco again haven't you? I'M FUCKIN' STARVING MON!
12:01 January First, 2006 by TheBigJE12-30-05 OH MY GOD, SATAN IS BACK, THE WORLD IS ENDING. foolish mortal! I have returned at last, during the true year 666. Your world actually started in the year you believe to be 1240. wait a minute... wouldn't that make this the year 766? I'm late.
MySpace Thirsty-cide by TheBigJE1-05-06 Do me a favore Call the police, adress: next to the microwave, tell them to check the fridge for milk. I'm soo thirsty <3