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by Wilgo
6-01-02
hey meng. joo ar' de jesus, meng.
sniff sniff..
hey nardo! come check theees out, meng. eet's de jesus!!
ugh.
oh, i farted, meng. sorry jesus.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
puff puff.
Nardo, i'm telling joo, meng. dem pootahs are a dime a dozen, meng. joo'll find one agein.
no, is like i believe you sucka. i aint no hostil muthafucka i just mad cos she had a nice pair of em legs. thas'all.
legs? ar' joo fuging wit' me, meng? joo happen to see her tits, yo?
yo! i aint no muthafuckin pimp, yo. i treat a bitch wit' some respect sucka.
joo'r a fag, nardo.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
you best be shuttin up, tony. we up in here coz of you muthafucka.
me? me!? joo ar' fugin dead, yo. i'm gonna mess up joo'r ass, yo.
okey key. i'm sorry, meng. stop crying.
no, coz its like all at once y'know whad-i'm sayin. is like i aint bein apprieciated or nuthin, yo.
joo'r a fag, nardo. but joo'll always be my friend, meng. no matter what.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
yo. i told you i'm gonna be a snowman this year mothafucka. why ya'll gotta be bitin' up my ass?
get off my back, meng. i dress up like i wanna poota-bitch, meng. i'm gonna be a snowman theees year, meng and joo can't stop me.
yo, i aint goin witch yu, then.
why not, meng!?!
coz you stoopid and shit, yo. you'r always like this sucka.
i don't care about joo, meng. i'll go by myslef, yo.

 

by Wilgo
6-01-02
thank you. thank you. that was the first bit of our act.
yes. indeed. we hope you have enjoyed yourself.
Backstage.
yo, it aint about you muthafucka. is about us.
yo, why joo gotta be stoopid, meng. just shu'thefug'up.
i'm gonna beat y'all pussy ass.
joo don't touch me, meng. i'm gonna call the police, meng. fug'yu, meng!!!!

 

by Wilgo
6-02-02
yo, so we all up in the joint or what, sucka?
yeah meng. we up, yo.. we be cruisin de shit, yo.
ah-ight. so why's we out here, yo?
coz yo. we gotta wait, meng.
you sure they be ho's up in there.
yeah meng. Wolf Blitzer, meng. he sez there so many pootas you wont know where to start yo.

 

by Wilgo
6-02-02
HEY NARDO!
JOO'r FUGGIN BEDS ON FIRE, meng!!
NARDO?

 

by Wilgo
6-02-02
ch'yo sucka, you be messin wit ma sistaz, tony. i dont like that shit yo.
joo dont know wah-joo talkin bout, yo. i aint up in yur pootas, meng.
donna sez you be up in her, muthafucka.
she's lying, meng.
ha ha! yo, i be messin witch you, yo. she didnt say shit.
ha ha, yeah meng. and plus, it was only twice, yo. ha ha.

 

by Wilgo
6-02-02
yo, light dat shit up.
[ pstk pstk .. puff pufff ] meng.. yeah.. yo..
yo, thas some heavy duty shit, meng [ puff puff ] is really good yo.
ha ha ha. it was a cherry bomb yo.
fugg you, nardo.

 

by Wilgo
6-05-02
[whistling]
j'yo nardo. hurry d'fukup, meng. i gotta go too, yo.
[grunting]
NARDO! yo meng. whas theees shit yo. im gunna explode, meng.
[crying]
joo'r a fag, nardo.

 

by Wilgo
6-07-02
fer'real yo, im all up in a gang yo. we be causin ruckus and all dat, muthafucka
dem gangs are stoopid, meng.
YO! why's you gots beef wit my homies, yo? was' ya'll beef?
nuttin meng. iz jus dat.. what, i aint joo'r homie? das de way i feel sometimes, meng. is like j'oor poota-bitch azz dont like me no more.
is not like dat, yo. you ma boy ands all, sucka.. i aint never dissin you.
j'eah well joo did meng. and joo'r a fag, nardo fer doin eet, meng.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-02
forgeev me papa, for i have seeend, meng.
what are your sins, son?
iz like dis, meng. Nardo iz all stoopid an' shit, right. so i got mad, yo. aneewayz, i think i keeeld heem, meng.. i dunno waddo doo, meng.
you took your best friend's life?
no, meng. i didnt take shit, yo. i just stabbed heeem, thas'all.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-02
sob sob
Nardo, meng. im sorree, meng. is jus like.. things got fuck'dup yo.. i deent mean it, meng. im sorry, yo.
didjoo fart, nardo? coz it smells like shit yo.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-02
hehe
hehe
yo. this shits phat yo. Tony be all up tinkin im dead ands all dat. but i aint dead yo. i be livin la vida loca, sucka

 

by Wilgo
6-09-02
yo i be alive, muthafucka. i aint dead, yo. i be juss' messin witch you, sucka.
im ja gonna kill dat poota bitsh muther fucker, meng.

 

by Wilgo
6-09-02
yo, wassadilly with all dem ama-bullama-nances yo?
der here fer joo, meng. der here to take joo away, meng.
was dis shit all about, yo?
im ja gonna kill joo.
yo, whys you gots to be like this, yo? i aint ever messin witch you,m sucka. wass'wrong witch you, muthafucka... im sorry yo. im sorry. [crying]
ok, joo win, meng. bu'thass eet, yo. is all bueno beachween us, meng.

 

by Wilgo
6-11-02
the thing is.. we're not nearly as funny as we think we are.
i agree. well, what do you suggest?
perhaps a new character?
perhaps. but wouldnt it be more interesting to develop a more, dare-i-say, politically correct dialouge?
No, for you see there is no problem with our dialouge. An additional character would be the way to go.
Agreed.

 

by Wilgo
6-11-02
Nardo and Tony auditions. Take one.
yo, dat shitz no good, yo.. why dontchoo make another one yo.
no, meng. dis shitz phat a'ready, yo. i aint makin 'nother juan, meng.
yo.. you be nuthin up in here, sucka.
joo'r a fag, nardo.

 

by Wilgo
6-11-02
Nardo and Tony auditions. Take two, meng.
yo. i be fer real gangsta shit, yo. im tellin you, sucka. im a mean ass muthafucka.
joo'r stoopid nardo. joo dont know nuthin, meng.
joo'r a fag, nardo.

 

by Wilgo
10-07-02
ok, i hope you had a really good time
so.. thats it?
yea, unless you want something else
no but.. thats IT.. i dont have to call you or nothing, right?
nope
youre such a whore

 

by Wilgo
10-07-02
plumbers even make more money than i do
yes. thats becuase youre a filthy alcoholic
hey man. i drink coz i got something to prove
yea? and what's that?
wow.
a big giant penis
no kidding, eh?

 

by Wilgo
10-07-02
excuse me young lady. can you help me across the street?
ok.
wait now hold on fer a second. arent you one of dem ajyns?
yes i am from japan.
stick it to the dried up zombie
well then what in tarnations are you doing out in these here streets?
running your corporations. selling and manufacturing your cars. giving your children seizures. you american depends dependant old fuck

 

by Wilgo
10-07-02
can i go home now?
my wife is going to kill me

 

by Wilgo
10-08-02
ugh
shut up
you fuck like papa
shut the fuck up!

 

by Wilgo
10-08-02
c'mon then. itll be fun.
but i want to be the good cop
are you fucking mad, you blubbery git. im the good one. im fucking english
irish from me mums side
ah me bullocks
so are we gonna do this or what?

 

by Wilgo
10-08-02
have you been drinking sir?
not too much. just a little.
mhhmm. consumed any drugs in the past twenty four hours?
yes plenty
2mins later
im gonna need you to step in that car and take off your pants
is it tuesdee again?

 

by Wilgo
11-28-02
hello santa. are you here to see the kids?
indeed i am, burt. indeed i am
KIDS! it's time.
theyre really tasty this year, let me tell you!
HO HO HO

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
you damn fine
thanks
arent't you going to say anything nice about me?
wasnt planning on it
FAG!

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
dont let me ever see you say anything bad about my wife again
YOU A CRAZY
SHIT DONT SCARE ME
i dont even have a back
FUCK OFF

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
somethings coming
hello im richard kazaa. dont let the name fool you.. im not a file-share program
one time i saw a triceratops
hahahahahahahha there he is

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
please but my cat. she is sick
WHAT THE FUCK!
my cat my cat. she is dying
jesus christ dude. who the fuck are you?

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
hee hee hee
hee hee hee
hee hee hee
hee hee hee
you press the button
okay

 

by Wilgo
1-07-03
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yes, sometimes

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
ok, so let me get this straight. you want me to do both of you at the same time?
thas fo damn sure
jyeaa. double penetration en shit hehehehheheheehhehehehehhee
next thursday
so did you?
it wasn't too bad. i got both of them to fit in one place, but then they started fighting after the puerto rican one started hogging both my boobs. but i did get all their money so it works out

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
mihaqqa qraup jihad al queda
joo dont know wah-joo talkin bout, meng.
ramadan alla muhamed
chuut the fuck up, meng. joo gotta learn to spik proper english like me, meng
and the truth be spoken
dyou know wy i wear this stupid turban? its coz its like the end of that movie with that flying kid with the glasses and the dude had a face on the back of his head.
daats some fok'dup shit, meng. fuck.

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
you might think im just some rootin tootin cowboy from texas. but i'll have you know, i'm all those things and then some
so wass yoor point, sucka. spill it
my point is that it is emperative to destroyed the axis of evil. and we will succe.. and we will.. trium.. and we will kill all of them
yea. shoot dem all up in da joint yo. thaas whud'im sayn!
ok, nardo. it's been fun. it's three o'clock and three o'clock means i have to go masturbate. ta-ta!
yo it aint three mutha fucka. it's seven.

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
would you like this coffee?
no thaas ok, thanks anyways yo
are you sure you don't want this coffee?
YEA mutha fucka. dont you dare ask again. bust your green dinosaurus ass
well, i don't want it. you can have it

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
yo i be a hater all i want, mutha fucka. aint no one stopping me
dats coz joo'r a fag nardo and you know eet. so chutt the fuck up, meng
no'z i'll im sayn is the rackies be all up in our face and sayn shiit like "YO, FUCK YOU"
joo know, we in canada,meng. those putah-bitches dont even try messin wit us, meng
yeeah i kno that shit, yo. i kno. fuck you think i didnt kno?
hhehehe. last time i asxed joo, meng, joo didnt even kno what caanada is, meng. hehehe

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
no shit
i got balls the size of you
i'm going to buy a snake
chirp

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
born to be alive
yes?
yes. and this one time i found a tail in my taco
yes?
yes.
..shit

 

by Wilgo
3-26-03
so then they were all like "geez asiangirl2, you're like the smartest person i know" and i was like YEAA I KNOW. and so right then she dropped the mango flavour scoop on the..
dirty floor and we hid behind the big fake plant waiting for someone to slip. so like, we waited for like three hours and THEN the janitor came and mopped it up. can you believe that?..
why dyou do it, man?
TRY AND FUCKING GUESS WHY

 

by Wilgo
3-29-03
that was a long time ago
yes but it doesnt excuse the fact that it happend. how could you? boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
im sorry baby. i promise i'll never do it again
yes but it doesnt excuse the fact that it happend. how could you? boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
aw shit, she's broken again.
yes but it doesnt excuse the fact that it happend. how could you? boo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.

 

by Wilgo
3-29-03
so theyre feeding me on all these little white lies, but yknow me.. i'm smarter than that..
"fed us on little white lies" isn't that a lyirc from a radiohead song?
um. yeah. so? it's still a pretty generic thing to say.
well nothing. i just thought it strange that youd start quoting lyrics in your little stories
you mind telling me what your problem is?
yeah your face

 

by Wilgo
4-02-03
you know i love you, right?
fucking motherfucker shot me in the ass. i'm fucking furious WTF!?
and we'll always be together no matter what. forever and ever
you're fucking dead wise-ass. just watch what i can do with this XK-1700
and we'll have many kids and live on a farm somewhere out in the middle of nowhere. things will be perfect

 

by Wilgo
4-02-03
oh gawd. it's her. she's so beautiful. if only i can go up and say something clever. geez what do i say? um. fuck!
I got it! yea, that's perfect. oh wait she's looking at me. um what do i do, what do i do?? uh SMILE! DAMMIT SMILE FOR FUCKS SAKE !

 

by Wilgo
4-02-03
youre just going to have to wait
until it's over
boo

 

by Wilgo
4-02-03
you want my head?
it's so hot
shut the fuck up

 

by Wilgo
4-07-03
on our way back we made a stop at this roadside antique store
ugh
yea i kno, but hear me out. ever single one of us bought at least one item. suffice to say this little store made a whole lot of money off us. the owner didn't know what he had coming. aha ha ha
wow, that carrot cake was good, can i have some more?
no

 

by Wilgo
4-07-03
exclamation mark ! mark exclamation

 

by Wilgo
4-08-03
...
i don't know, i thought it was a little dry.

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