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by Zandor_12
6-12-04
Music comes from cows. SO HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR HAMBURGER?
IT'S A MUSICAL SANDWICH!
~la la la~
THE SANDWICH HAS GIVEN YOU IT'S MUSICAL POWER.
The sandwich has given you it is musical power?
GRAMMAR IS A CRUTCH FOR THE WEAK.

 

by Zandor_12
6-23-04
Hi Zandor, I-
STOP MAKING FUN OF ME!!!
...
...Nobody understands me.

 

by Zandor_12
1-17-05
Guess what, Bigman?!
What, Zandor?
I'M BACK!
I STOLE THIS JOKE FROM AMERICA (THE BOOK)
OOPS I FORGOT TO MAKE A JOKE!
lol

 

by Zandor_12
1-17-05
Hello all, I'm Regis Philbin and welcome to a Rockin' New Year's Eve!
So who wants to be a millionaire? Ha ha, just kidding. I'm the only millionaire here. That's a little joke I like to-
THE PRESIDENT'S REPLICANT HAS SHOT REGIS PHILBIN!
I am not a clone! I am Dick Clark!

 

by Zandor_12
1-17-05
Hey everybody! It's me, Regis Philbin. Everything's A-ok, I'm still alive!
Ignore the wires coming out of my arms! I'm nobody's puppet!
I'll kill you with my scorpion tail hands! *fwit fwit*

 

by Zandor_12
1-17-05
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
I'm schizorphrenic...
...and I killed your parents. WITH MY SCORPION TAIL HANDS!! *fwit fwit*

 

by Zandor_12
1-17-05
I'm quitting Stripcreator forever.
Really?
No.
Oh.
OR AM I?!

 

by Zandor_12
3-09-05
For the last time, I haven't quit!
What?
THAT'S IT, I'M RETIRING FROM STRIPCREATOR FOREVER!!!
What?
THE END???
OR AM I???
What?

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
Wow!
...and that is how you can build your very own Robot Jesus!
LATER!
success!
I am activate!
ALSO LATER!
oh no I have destroyed the moon lol

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
THE TRUE JESUS APPEARS!
Who are you and what are you doing here?
I am Jesus and I have destroyed the moon
A REVELATION!
No, I am the true Jesus. You are merely a robotic duplicate.
A REACTION!
Oh.

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
Why have you destroyed the moon and my beautiful moon palace along with it?
sorry it was an accident
Oh, okay. I can just rebuild them later.
that is good
Hey, you're right.
Hey, isn't that the moon in the background

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
REAL JESUS AND ROBOT JESUS SHARE IN THEIR MUTUAL VICTORY?
The moon has been reborn, and all is right with the world.
yes
LATER
Let's go clubbing.
k

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
SO JESUS AND ROBOT JESUS GO TO A CLUB
k
Follow my lead.
Your thought processes are inefficient. Prepare to be assimilated.
How do I know that you're not just a kid in a Jesus on the Cross costume?
FIVE SECONDS LATER
boy my arms are sore
What if I really am just a kid in a Jesus costume?

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
JESUS AND ROBOT JESUS HAVE ENTERED A CLUB.
See, this is why you have to keep an eye on your drink at all times.
sorry

 

by Zandor_12
6-12-05
MEANWHILE IN EARTH
I am sure that my Robot Jesus is causing absolutely no trouble whatsoever.
I am an amusing non-sequitur!
MEANWHILE IN CLUB
sing along! I have transcended my corporeal shell and with it all physical limits have been broken!
Robot Jesus, I respectfully decline your invitation to join in your hallucination.
MEANWHILE IN SPACE
What, this old joke again?

 

by Zandor_12
6-13-05
i am glad that i am no longer hallucinating
As am I.
SUDDENLY AN EVIL APPEARANCE! IS APPEARS! IT! OBSCURE REFERENCE!!!
It's you!
Yes, it is I!
THE END!
...well?
...I got nothing.

 

by Zandor_12
6-14-05
Hey, Zandor! Make another comic!
Ta-da!

 

by Zandor_12
6-19-05
ARE YOU SARUMAN?!
Yes.
YOU'RE PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BE A RECURRING CHARACTER
'k
MEANWHILE
Zany antics!

 

by Zandor_12
6-19-05
I AM THE AVATAR!
MASTER OF THE FOUR ELEMENTS!
Get off of my island!

 

by Zandor_12
7-21-05
I...
Yes?
...great, I forgot how this one goes.
Well then, perhaps you shouldn't have waited two weeks to write it down.
THINKING QUICKLY, OUR HERO RANDOMLY SHOUTS OUT AN AMUSING LICENSE PLATE NUMBER THAT HE AND BIGMAN HAD SEEN THE OTHER DAY
4RLVBGS!
I so totally get that reference.

 

by Zandor_12
7-21-05
At last, my greatest weapon yet is now complete
AN INCREDIBLE TRANSFORMATION!
Are you a cloning machine?
Kinda!

 

by Zandor_12
7-21-05
The scientist has perfected the art of cloning!
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
NO, GIVE *ME* YOUR MONEY!
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha!
Seriously though, give me your money.
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

 

by Zandor_12
7-21-05
You will give me your money!
No, YOU will give me YOUR money, then as an obviously evil clone I shall conquer the universe with my counterfeit wit and charm!
PREMATURE CLIMAX!
Or I could kill you with the device!
THE END!
But I didn't even do anything this time, miscreant!
One, it's tradition. Two, I have to make quota.

 

by Zandor_12
10-08-05
NON-SEQUITUR!
Response to said non-sequitur.
MEAN-SPIRITED NON-SEQUITUR!
VIOLENT NON-SEQUITUR!
TO BE CONTINUED or not lol
ADDITIONAL NON-SEQUITURS!
I am Jesus.

 

by Zandor_12
10-17-05
GAH I ONLY HAVE ONE NIGHT TO WRITE AND REHEARSE THIS SPEECH AND IF I GET A BAD GRADE THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO GET AN A IN SPEECH CLASS AND IF MY GPA DROPS BELOW 3.5 I LOSE MY SCHOLARSHIP!!!
Wow, you should probably get to work then if you want to stay in college!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

 

by Zandor_12
10-17-05
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by Zandor_12
10-17-05
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa~*passes out*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

by Zandor_12
10-18-05
Huh? Where am I?
Jesus?
You have passed out from excessive screaming and are in a dreamlike state.
Oh. ...ah crap, the speech!
I thought I asked you to stop putting Me in your comics.

 

by Zandor_12
10-18-05
TWO DAYS LATER
...ugh.
So Zandor, how'd you end up doing on that speech?
It was an epic trainwreck the likes of which has never before and never will be seen again. Children will sing songs of my failure while jumping rope; statues will be erected specifically to mock me.
I think I got a B.

 

by Zandor_12
5-12-11
GYORGIS?
Hey there! I'm a dog on a ball on the moon!
WAIT SO IF I ADD NARRATION IT SHOVE THE ARROWS ON THE WORD BALLOONS DOWNWARD?
GYORGISSSSS MABBER.
It's 5:27 am and I am feeling fiiiine!
CAN ANYBODY ELSE SEE THIS?
TABERNACLE?!
I'm not leaving until I tell you about Scientology.

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