All comics by bencomic

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
from second hand sex?
I only have first-hand sex :/
i bet he does

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
dos are you really gay?
yes, gofer.
so you're REALLY gay, not just BI
or even heteroflexible, you dont like chicks at all
you want to fuck DUDES
yes, gofer.

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
BECAUSE OF OUR RECENT DONATION, WE ARE ABLE TO DO MANY NEW THINGS IN BENCOMIC
THEREFORE, USING QUOTES FROM MOOSEKA, WE WILL ATTEMPT TO EXPLAIN THIS EXCITING NEW WORLD OF COMIC BOOKS TO YOU, THE READER.
drugs are awesome
anyone who tells you any different is a lying motherfucker

 

ON MY DEATHBED I WILL SAY "OHHH VEDIC I'M CUMMING"
by bencomic, 7-28-05

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
i love this girl, but she will never love me the way that i love her

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
I ALWAYS LIKED VEDIC'S VIEW ON ATHELETES
I WAS LIKE "VEDIC I THOUGHT YOU DIDN'T CARE ABOUT THEM"
"I CARE THAT THEY GET MY FOOD FOR ME IN 30 SECONDS OR LESS"
this is demonstrating the fact that im going to fucking delete this one later

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
so this one girl all she does is whine about how she cant get laid
i mean like, jeez
she's in college and shes a girl and she cant get laid even when she like goes to parties

 

by bencomic
7-28-05
the problem is she doesn't drink or smoke i told her
but shes like i cant do that stuff!
nobody will touch a chick who doesnt drink or smoke
those are the girls who report you for rape the next morning
because uh
you probably raped them

 

by bencomic
7-31-05
oh madtom you are the limit!
karrde I truly am
More tea?
XD
* MadTom adjusts top hat
Truly you could initiate japery at a mourning service! ho ho!
Much obliged, I'm sure, good sir

 

by bencomic
7-31-05
At a later juncture it will befall me to oblige the company with a delightful air from Gilbert and Sullivan
Tally ho!
Rather, old fruit
I say, that Disraeli is a rum sort, what
Sir I am a most passionate supporter of that gentleman
What tomfoolery is this

 

by bencomic
7-31-05
* MadTom slaps Mr. m with his riding-glove
Surely you partake in a magnificent jest! It is Gladstone who is to be supported by all true Britons
Sir, truly a jest has here been proffered, in that you call a Gladstone supporter a true Briton! Why, hand me that tea, thou vartlet
* Fishfood has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
i do say fishfood has departed
in a most unfortunate manner.
Good riddance, sir
I am sure the company would be similarly obliged with thine own departure

 

by bencomic
7-31-05
Get thee gone
I'll hand you no hands until you concede Disraeli is both a traitor and a cad.
Lest my knucklebones become acquainted with thy jaw
hey
you're a bastard

 

by bencomic
8-01-05
I'm going to get food
dog food?
hahah BURRRRRRRRRNstroc more like

 

by bencomic
8-01-05
norway is the best place to live!?!?! more like
more like the place to live that smells the worst of fish
or maybe
the place to live that is shaped the most like a penis
yeah
norway looks like a hung dick

 

by bencomic
8-06-05
zamros
SUP
you're a dick
update bencomic you dick
k

 

by bencomic
8-07-05
hey
crank's right
hey
make more bencomics
fuck you

 

by bencomic
8-09-05
hey eurea guess what
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HEY GORTH
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by bencomic
8-09-05
crank, on a scale from 1 to -6 how drunk are you
GIRTH
HER'S HE ANSWER
READY:
YOU ARE GAY

 

by bencomic
8-09-05
you need to take a chill pill!
crank has a case of the grumps
YHTAT'S 90'S TALK
THIS IS THE NEW MILENIOGnM
i bet his real name is oscar. OSCAR THE GRUMP
EYAH DUDE

 

by bencomic
8-09-05
OSCARE THE RETARD
THAT"S TYOU
SIRY GORTH I DIDN'T MEAN IST

 

by bencomic
8-09-05
GOFER
THISIS REALLY YOUR DAD
YOU ARE IN TORUBEl oyur dad says
STOP GOING IRC I"M MADE AT YOU

 

by bencomic
8-11-05
duh
duhduddhduddh
duhhhhrrr
ddddddddrrrrrrrrrrrr
DUHRUGHH
hu

 

by bencomic
8-12-05
i always get my dick stuck in things

 

by bencomic
8-16-05
you know that TURTLES album you were talking about?
yeah
i have it! and i saw the naked ladies
swash did you cover your eyes??
i jacked off
SWASH!! NO!!!!

 

by bencomic
8-16-05
my friend scottie (the autistic one) (and this was before we were really friends :() he liked TONY HAWK PRO SKATER 2
so he'd come over and play and we'd take turns
well it was my turn first and i set it to infinite time
and told him when my time ran out it'd be his turn :(
i feel so horrible now
it was before i was a christian

 

by bencomic
8-18-05
my banjo teacher's banjo
is beautiful
has 20 dicks on it
close
20 dicks would be considered beautiful by some
i'm gonna go :(

 

by bencomic
8-24-05
Kjorteo asks "What if Jesus said that horse porn is the one true way?Your natural inclination is that you don't want it, but what if you had to do it anyway because it's apparently the moral standard"
kjorteo if Jesus said to do something I'd do it
Even though you're clearly not attracted to it?
kjorteo I try to obey my Master
You're seriously saying you could jerk to my giant picture of a horse penis if Jesus told you to?
if and only if
Now that's what I call devotion

 

by bencomic
8-24-05
guys
what if we're the illuminati
i mean
we're obviously smarter than everyone else
my dick hurts from masturbating :(

 

by bencomic
8-24-05
what is it?
it's gorth's shit
gorth took a picture of his shit
he took a picture of his shit and showed it to us
i thought maybe it was a scupture or something

 

by bencomic
8-24-05
the story is: i was going poop and it was coming out normal
and then the poop turned SIDEWAYS, IT WAS LIKE, 3 OR 4 INCHES WIDE OR SOMETHING
and hard as coal. it hurt horrible.

 

by bencomic
8-24-05
if you have a girl who you love
treat her rigth and odnt
dont not rtreat her right
because thats not ok
ive had a coupoe drinks tonight
and im going to bed

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
[02:38] * gofer-chan changes topic to 'LOST: ONE ERECTION'
[02:38] * gofer-chan changes topic to 'ANSWERS TO "WOODY"

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
you know what i really wish
i wish i could GET MY ERRECTION BACK
I MISS YOU
ERECTION"

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
what';s that kind of vision that dtermines how far away things are
depth perception
MINE IS GONE
gofer play this game
the one where you try to bring your hand really close to your face without hitting your face
I LOST

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
well gys
i have good news and i have bad news
the good news is
no satan in my room
bad news is
hes in vcaum cleaner :(

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
Error 404: Not Found
Oops. Whatever you're looking for is not actually here. Either you typed in a retarded URL or I mislinked something. So just go back to the front page.. Nothing to see here.
NO ERECTION THERE

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
guys
its true
my chair is escaping
its sinking
youd think id sink with it
but you think wrong

 

by bencomic
8-27-05
its time for it to go
this moemnt had to come sooner or later
i cry
but it passes
as all thinsgd to
do

 

by bencomic
9-09-05
* Dr_Dos changes topic to 'Urgent News: [22:55] Jazzy> I'm gay | Happy birthday nps
HEY. I NEVER SAID THAT.
woah jazzy
you're gay?
who knew
NO WAY IN HELL
...or Heaven

 

by bencomic
9-09-05
screw you
screw ME?
wouldja like to?
hot
because I'm up for anything
...that hurts :(

 

by bencomic
9-13-05
BYE GUYS
bye nadir you're awesome and we love u ;)
bye nadir you're awesome and we love u ;)
by nadr fhsjh we luvvvvt uu'

 

by bencomic
9-14-05
better days is shit on a plate, you hear me?!?
could you clarify as to what kind of plate?
paper
and perhaps inform us about the consistency of said shit?
sloppy

 

by bencomic
9-14-05
IF YOU WERE IN A REAL ROOM WITH ME I WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU WITH A BIG STICK
AND OR MY SWORDS
WHICHEVER WERE CLOSER

 

by bencomic
9-14-05
oh, missed opportunities. if dos were here, this would be so much different .
he'd be all
duhhuruhurhrh
and i'd say
shut up dos

 

by bencomic
9-25-05
if nadir was in the army
he'd be "major fag"
or "general lee annoying"
you'd be "private parts"
cock servicer

 

by bencomic
9-25-05
three chicks just wandered into our dorm and they were all talking and shit
i just said hi and put my headphones back on and let my roomate handle it
he said hi and went back to counterstrike
jesus
another one
i'm not even kidding, that makes like six today

 

by bencomic
9-25-05
also there was a girl in my dorm room until just now
it was scary

 

by bencomic
9-25-05
so i left my dorm room to go take a leak, right
but as i was walking to the bathroom this girl was leaving her room and was locking it up i guess
and she saw me and waved and stood there like she was going to try to talk to me once i got up there
the problem was the bathroom was past her
so i gave her a sort of noncommittal half-wave and ducked intothe stairwell, which was immediately to my right
and i waited in there a few minutes to make sure she was gone and i sort of listened to make sure nobody was in the hall when i came out

 

by bencomic
9-25-05
* ChibiLain has joined #rawr
chibi, hi
Now playing "placebo - scared of girls"
it's the one girl eurakarte isn't terrified of.
eura this is your theme song. get it!??!?!?!!!!?!?!??
nadir i don't get it
it's too subtle for me

 

by bencomic
10-07-05
And it is against Catholicism to accept homosexuALITY as being "ok" because it's NOT. Yes, you can accept your friends and people who are, but you can't accept when they're doing. God won't either.
why is that in caps
it's like a fatality
but with gay sex instead of killing
FINISH HIM!
;)

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