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by bobo32
4-14-01
Our lives suck.
Agreed.
And possibly there is nothing to be done.
If only we had the courage to kill people.
Did I say that?

 

by bobo32
4-14-01
The best thing about being an asshole is never having to say you're sorry.
Or being a prick.
You prick.
Asshole.
I'm sorry.
Asshole.

 

by bobo32
4-14-01
It's very sad. I think...
Ah. That's why you hate life.

 

by bobo32
4-14-01
Would you please stop complaining about how much you suck at counter-strike?
Easy for you to say. You're not the one who sucks. My skill rating dropped 180 points today.
Don't you play the game because you enjoy it? Besides, it's just a game, not real life. Why should I listen to you complaining when you're the 'happy' one?
This again... Listen, I'm sure if you asked some chick it'd happen. You just need to do like you said and make yourself more socially acceptable.
Did he really just say that? I wish he were close enough to physically harm.
But you're not the one with the problems. I went 1 and 7 on dust2 today even though my team was winning.

 

by bobo32
4-17-01
Why are these female people once again stirring my emotions?
What has changed all of a sudden to make me think of them more? Certainly not them or my relationship with them.
You are not playing enough Counter-Strike!
Ah... no doubt.

 

by bobo32
4-18-01
Howdy.
W00t!
Woot? Are you an owl or something?
W00t w00t!
Even though I have no job, some of my various skills still come in handy.

 

by bobo32
4-19-01
I made a terrible mistake in trusting the space robots
We will give you free money! Free money!
No catch?
Since you are such a promising earthling, we're proud to offer you free money!
Well, ok.
Luckily, I found out what I was getting into on time.
Oh, and you have to work on our planet for four years.
If you had a junk, I'd kick you in it.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
Why are you staring at me?
Oh, I was just thinking of all the attractive female people who talk to me and then I insult. Or wait, that was you.
Hm...... I'm going to go over here now...

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical situation, of course
So tomorrow then?
Sure.
I mean, if you're free.
Of course. See you then.
I know she's just doing this out of pity.
Well, it can't be that bad. Besides, I kind of feel sorry for him.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical happening
So tomorrow then?
Actually, I have plans...
Well, maybe over the weekend sometime?
Sure. I'm free Friday.
Wow, I didn't get the trademark Gimpy "We'll see..."
I'll just eat some wild mushrooms Friday afternoon.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical galaxy, far far away.
So, tomorrow then?
Sure. Hey, actually, my parents are in town and are making dinner for me. I'd love it if you came and met them.
Sure! Sounds great.
Eh. Fuck. I'm happy enough with it.
NO! That's supposed to scare him off!

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical piece of shit
So, tomorrow then?
Whatever.
Is that a yes?
Sure.
I'm confused. What just happened?
Maybe I should take assertiveness training.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical comic
So, tomorrow then?
Yeah, and why don't we just have casual sex while we're at it?
Sounds good to me.
*slap* I was being sarcastic, jackass!
Hey, as the Gimp would say, non-sexual physical contact.
Must wash hand.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical occurence
So, tomorrow then?
Sure. You're buying?
Ok.
Well now. That was odd.
At least I get free food and entertainment for my suffering.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical journey of spirit and mind
So, tomorrow then?
Yes.
Hmm... I should say something.
Hmm.... he should say something so I can suddenly remember what plans I have.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical ramble
So, tomorrow then?
I'd love to.
That's great. You don't know how long I've been waiting to hear you say that.
Shit! Was I talking? Did I say that? I'm thinking this is bad.
Well, I would have loved to before...

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical thought like all the rest
So, tomorrow then?
Well, um... you see, I'm not into guys.
Cool. Er.... I mean, ok. Don't mean to offend or anything.
's ok. Don't worry about it.
Hmm... could I have been more awkward?
What a jerk.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical expression
So, tomorrow then.
If, by tomorrow, you mean never, then yes.
Hmmm.... I'll take that as a no.
If, by no, you mean no no no ugh no chance in hell of it ever happening, then yes.
Well, it could have gone worse. I could have broken down now as opposed to when I get back to my dorm.
Jesus fucking christ, his eyes are welling with tears. That bastard! He won't make me feel sorry for him!

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical adventure
So, tomorrow then?
Well, I really would rather just be friends.
Ok. Didn't mean to put you in a spot or anything.
Ah, it's cool. Just pretend like it never happend.
Well, I wish I could.
Poor kid.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical dialogue
So, tomorrow then?
Let me check my organizer to see if I have anything to do.
Hm hm hm... So much fun standing here and feeling awkward.
As I thought, I do have something planned.
Hm.... was that a no? I guess I'll just have to risk a trademark Gimpy, "we'll see..."
Please don't let him pursue it any further. I hate to leave him hanging with a "we'll see..."

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical conversation
So, tomorrow then?
Um... don't you know I have a boyfriend?
Woah. Oops. Sorry. Funny, would've thought that would've came up sometime in the past few months.
Yeah, you would've.
Hey, now I know why my roommate gets so cynical, at least.
Fucking dork.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical comedy festival
So, tomorrow then?
No, I'm sorry. This is just a really bad time in my life and I don't need another relationship that could just go wrong.
Oh. I'm sorry. I'm still your friend and I've had my share of emotional troubles too, so if you want to talk...
I just want to be alone right now.
I'm going to guess that, as per usual, some asshole has gone and made everything all wrong.
Men are pigs.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical ripping out of my heart and smashing to a nice frothy pulp
So, tomorrow then?
Look, I just don't see you like I see other guys...
Aha. I know how it is.
I mean, I really value our friendship.
Hmmm.... that's a good thing. I should feel better. Right? Who the fuck am I kidding?
I guess that's true even. I mean, I sure value our friendship over having to date the geek.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
A hypothetical idea that is way too hypothetical
So, tomorrow then?
Sure. Why not.
Good stuff.
Yeah, I'd actually been thinking about asking you...
Hmmm... this must be some kind of a trick. She speaks the impossible. My heart will surely be ten times broken over this.
Wow, what a great coincidence.

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
Well now, so those comics are interesting...
Umm.... Oi. Well, shit.
At least I stopped when I did. I could've continued on all night...

 

by bobo32
4-20-01
Hmm.. In a strange way, it's nice to know that I can affect peoples lives from far away.
Yeah, you're doing a bang up job of it.
It's not like I hate people in general, you understand. Just myself.
Speak for yourself.
At least I quit before making one where she says, "I just don't think you're mature enough for a relationship..."
You are no longer my friend.

 

by bobo32
4-21-01
You are not horribly offended? I'm sad. But not horribly surprised.
I suppose you're just to the point where you don't even think of female companionship as a possibility.
I am NOT gay.
Would you fucking stop it with having me say that?

 

by bobo32
4-21-01
(First frame has been edited for time)
Is she a ball and chain for jou?
well, [name deleted to protect the innocent] and I haven't done stuff outside of school and school events for about a week.
Is horrible.
know. I tried to remedy that today, but she had to work. Maybe tomorrow.
Bang!
no

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
Fuck! I can't even antagonize properly.
And I'm mixing things up now. I think my memory is slipping with age.
Fucking grey hairs.

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
The only person keeping me from happiness is me!
I never realized what a tough opponent I am.

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
Hey.
Hello.
I think I'll try to talk to you now.
I'll make some small talk before I start talking to other people about something that will make you lose respect for me, while ignoring you completely.
Well, on the brighter side, there was little in the way of emotional attatchment, so it doesn't hurt that much.
Haw haw haw! I have breasts! These males will put up with anything I do!

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
'Dya ever want to chop your penis off?
I mean, it's the reason why you do horrible things like watch Nikki Cox's show on the WB. Or UPN. Or whatever it's on.
But without it, I fear I'd never stop playing counter-strike.

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
pr0n goodstuff?
What's that?
OH SHIT! OH FUCKING SHIT!

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
She's dancing naked.
This crack is REALLY good.
Adam West? What is happening?

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
The crack has gone bad!
Now Jesus is dancing naked!
Hmm...I bet that'd get distributed a lot on the internet.

 

by bobo32
4-22-01
I realize we're best known for our gratuitous swearing.
But we, the default characters, also have very serious thoughts which we must be allowed to express.
So, without any form of swearing at all,
we'd like to tell you the insight we've gained from our thousands of comics.
Casual sex.
Can't be beat.

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
So I was listening to some emo today.
And I liked it.
Well now, Richard. I guess we have a problem.

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
Hel-lo!
As I am one who goes out and bangs the hot chicks, I think it's safe to say she wants me.

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
So you know the whole Catherine the Great thing?
That was my great uncle, Pete.
So, you know how they dispose of dead livestock in the Alps?
Oh shit.
Yeah, that's some of my work.

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
You know, it's sad.
If you were female, I would have probably came up with an interesting comic in response.

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
This desire for casual sex interests me. Why do you think you like the idea so much? Do you have dreams in which you are running a circus?
Umm... No. I guess it seems like the answer. And once the casual sex was done with, I could work my way backwards to a relationship.
Chicken on a stool say, 'Casual sex is not the answer.'
Because you know the answer to all of life's questions, chicken on a stool.
No, but I do know this. Casual sex is not the answer. It is the question. Yes is the answer.
First of all, that's a really lame old joke. Second, um... are you coming on to me?

 

by bobo32
4-23-01
I have an interesting Zen riddle for you.
What happens if someone rox0rs your b0xors but you do not wear b0xors?
Oh, do fuck off.
What? People always claim to r0x0r my b0x0rs over the internet, but look at me bitch!

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Here is a riddle for you.
How is it possible for a person without a valid existence to validate another's existence?
Ancient proverb says, "Shut the fuck up, bitch! No one fucking cares about your questions!"

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
What I really want in life
A woman who understands me and doesn't mind being asocial. Someone different, and I don't mean just another Alternative girl.
A job where I can do something I like. Something without tremendous pressure, that I could work at home if I wanted to.
What the absolute best I expect from life, ever, is
A woman who's not a bitch. Someone who doesn't mind me. I'd take just another Alternative girl, even.
A job that pays good money and where I don't have much responsibility.
What I wish I had right now
A polaroid of me and Jane, the stripper who looks like Alyson Hannigan.
The sense to go to fucking sleep.

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Meow?
Huh?

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Silly yearbook. I'd forgotten how beautiful and sensual you are. I can still see the smooth muscles in your back as you stretch...
I thought I was completely over you, but there is a lingering wish to be with you. Perhaps it could happen yet; I never tried, and soon I will be back in that strange state...
Back in that strange town...
Ah! Fuck! I don't want to have to read this! It's fucking scary!
No shit! What is wrong with that kid! She's not even attractive; she's a pot smoking whore!

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Hey.
Hello.
Wait a second; the direct acknowledgement of my existence, the non-usage of crack or nurd--You are not BunnyDog3!
No! You musn't pull off my mask!
fcc!
Damn, and I would've gotten away with it too if it wasn't for that damn, quirky, hard to impersonate BunnyDog3. Oh, yeah, and that meddling bobo32.

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Haw haw haw!
Oh, that's just too rich! Oooh, let's say it again!
Ahem..Or, y'know, being (the) productive with their lives...
Or at least having lives.
Heehee.
Har har har. It's good to see that people still have a sense of humor.

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
Damn you. At least if I had a cool female person I talked to a lot, even as just a friend like or unlike my other friends, I'd feel better.
I'm sure you talk to some of the chicks at your school.
Well, it does happen.
See, so fuck off.
Of course, the one I talk to the most--that being infrequently--is a young republican.
Ouch. I'm sorry man.

 

by bobo32
4-24-01
We got positive friction...
She'll have me barefoot in the kitchen...
Well, I know she'll pull me up somehow
You know, if this was a rock song, it would piss me off and make me feel bad about myself. Silly happy ska.
...never be the same but we got positive friction...

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