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by bunnerabb
12-14-05
God, I am baked.
Dude! That's my head! I am so wasted!
Woah!

 

by bunnerabb
12-14-05
Are you really Axl Rose?
♫ ♫ Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh kneees kneeees! ♫
Whoa! You look like shit! Can I have your autograph?

 

by bunnerabb
12-14-05
I am Night Bot. I patrol your home as you sleep, peacefully.
Nahh, Andy! I don't think that's the sort of thing Opie should be doing!
Now, Barn! I think ah know what's best for the boy! What do you think, Floyd?
I'd kill for an auto -shutdown subroutine, about now.
Oh, Aaandy! I bought the boy some lederhosen, Andy! They'll look sooo smart and snappy! Very European, Andy!

 

by bunnerabb
12-16-05
Mommy? Can I get a tattoo?
Sure, baby.. have you seen mommy's cigarettes and beer?
How about a tongue labrette and some of those underpants you got that taste like licorice?
Sure, kid.. whatever. You seen mommy's special, glass pipe?
Can I have a new daddy, too?
Look.. There'll be a few guys crashed out on the floor in the morning. Just pick one and stop bothering me, ok?

 

by bunnerabb
12-17-05
You see dat new King Kong movie?
Fuhgeddiboudit!
It's fuggin shingotz!
Get the fuck off da planet!
I'm sayin'!
No, I mean get entirely and completely da fuck off da planet!

 

by bunnerabb
12-19-05
Wow.. So this is heaven! This is great. Cold beer, pretty blonde girl. Just like I always pictured heaven would be!
That's one explanation.
Okay. So.. what's another explanation?
*F0om!*
Oh.. My GOD! You're... You're.. My ex-wife! Then... that means that this is really...
You win the toaster, Ahab! And I hope you like Air Supply!

 

by bunnerabb
12-19-05
Um.. Excuse me.. But.. Can I smell your feet?
NO!
Oh.. Must be your snoochie, then.

 

by bunnerabb
12-19-05
Yeah? Well I don't NEED your BS! I don't have to put up with this! I'm out of here! I'm gonna get some NEW pussy!
Yeah?
YEAH!
If you had two more inches of dick, you'd get some new pussy here!

 

by bunnerabb
12-22-05
One day, honey.. all of this land will be yours. I hope I've instilled in you the business acumen you'll need to keep it in the family.
At the rate you're bagging away that hooch, pops, I'd say all this will be mine within a year.
You're gonna be just fine, honey.

 

by bunnerabb
12-22-05
Okay, I can work with this place, but the statue has GOT to go!
Um.. that's my dad.

 

by bunnerabb
12-25-05
Lisa! See if Macy's is open today!
Whatever the fuck you are, you're going back.

 

by bunnerabb
12-25-05
Daddy! Daddy, you got me a "Mister Pony"!!
I LOVE you, daddy!
Suck it up, big guy.
Ahhhh, shit.

 

by bunnerabb
12-25-05
You got her that damn "Mister Pony", didn't you, Lisa? She LOVES that thing! Now we're stuck with it!
You're welcome, "daddy". Now take your ass to the store and buy 72 "D" batteries.
Baby... You're the greatest.

 

by bunnerabb
12-26-05
This bitch was so old, I told her to act her age and she dropped dead!
MAYBE YOU SHOULD, TOO, ASSFACE!
Tough room.

 

by bunnerabb
12-26-05
I thought I'd try and make you feel like a worthless idiot over some simple mistake. This lets you know that I love you enough to try and make you a better person!
What a coincidence!
I thought I'd take this opportunity to call your mother a fat, nosey cunt who raised a complete dipshit, so that she'll know I want her to do better next time!
Are you making fun of me?
Are you going to help me pack?

 

by bunnerabb
12-27-05
I thought I'd take my girlfriend's unsolicited advice and just drag out a bunch of pissy, hurtful behaviour - indicative of the fact that I'm mildy annoyed with you.
I wont explain this behaviour and I'll probably try and shove it up your ass for as long as you'll hold still for it to see if you're "really a man" like my girlfriends said.
Hey! That's funny! Cause I was just about to drop you flat on your ass for treating me like dirt on a whim and start fucking your back stabbing girlfriend!

 

by bunnerabb
12-27-05
I'm planning on trying to make YOU feel shitty about the fact that I'm so distant and unforgiving since I don't really want to admit responsibility for making you feel neglected in our relationship.
Oh, that's ok. I plan to keep twisting the guilt knife, despite the fact that it just drives you further away from me, since I refuse to acknowledge that I'm partially to blame.
So.. Dinner at 7:00?
I guess. If that's the only time YOU can get away.

 

by bunnerabb
12-27-05
Now that we're a couple, I'd thought I'd launch into some huge fandango about defining my "me space" so that I can continue doing as I please and make you feel guilty about it.
That's fine. I pretty much planned on treating you like so much fucking furniture so that I can go and hang with my friends constantly without even thinking about your needs.
So.. I guess we should get back to doing all of the boring, meaningless things with shallow people that made us want a relationship, to begin with.
Race you to the nightclub.

 

by bunnerabb
12-31-05
Ready?
Hit it!
♫ ♫ What are you doing New Year's...♫
♫ ♫ What are you doing New Year's...♫
♫ ♫ Newwwww Year's Eeeeeeeeve♫
♫ ♫ Newwwww Year's Eeeeeeeeve♫

 

by bunnerabb
1-20-06
*knock* *knock*
Honey? Are you in there?
Yes.
So, can I come in?
It's complicated.

 

by bunnerabb
1-21-06
We're collecting unwanted household items for.. um.. for..
ZUUL!
Oh, don't mind him! He gets a little feisty but hasn't strangled anybody in days!
I can come back.
No.. no, it's ok. I know for a FACT the neighbours have some doggy chew toys they don't need, anymore.

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
Okay, so we both fudged a little on our date2nite.com profiles. The meter is running, Sparky. You wanna get busy,or what?

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
Wow! This dating service looks like a winner! Are you a client?
Actually, I'm the receptionist. The client interview room is just down the hall. You'll need three forms of ID and a credit card.
Okey doke!
ZUUL!

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
Who is your daddy, baby? HUH? WHO is your daddy!
He's a contract attorney in Vermont. Why?
Hey! Wait! Where are you going? Did I win something? Am I on television?

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
Look, mister pale-assed white man... This aint a robbery, I'm not selling crack or watches, and I'm gonna be late for class. You think you can just unclench your ass, now, and get on the bus?

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
'70s
Dude!
Dude!
'80s
Got any blow?
Got any bl..? ... Shit!
'90s -------------------------- '00s
We're playing where? Are we at least headlining? Catering? Awww, come ON, man!
There .. there's just NO punchline, here. Shit ! Maybe that random layout thing...

 

by bunnerabb
1-22-06
It's only your second day, but your work is exemplary! We're going to put you on your own machine!
Uh, ok...
We love your work, but.. even though you're just a temp, we've decided to fire you for being late three times.
Uh, ok...
I'm sorry they let you go. It's such a nice place to work! They're sort of.. sticklers about time. Your checks are over at our ghetto office.
Uh, ok...

 

by bunnerabb
1-25-06
You got a buck you can spare?
Why don't you get your sorry, beggar ass out of that trashcan and get a job?
Cause I'm, clocking about a grand a week with this scam. That's why.
Okay.. now.. How do I work this?
Ok... first thing... Get another corner.

 

by bunnerabb
3-20-08
I just want you to know that I'll always, ALWAYS love you
OK
I'll just be doing it from over here. With some other guy. Who, umm, isn't you.
uh HUH
Still loving you!
I see a pattern emerging, here.

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