All comics by catland

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by catland
12-20-08
I aint want nothin for christmas
Really? Nothing?
I aint need no more disappointments
Well, if you insist...
I want a guitar and a wolf t-shirt
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by catland
12-26-08
we have to repopulate the world
what?
let's go. come on, let's do this.
Listen baby, I.. uh...
Happy Holidays
It's not you, it's me

 

by catland
1-01-09
see you in hell, 2008

 

by catland
3-28-09
I am singing songs
Dawa is not funny

 

by catland
4-13-09
So, you called me in to see you, Dr Wetherby?
Yes, regarding your latest test results.
Oh god, I have AIDS, don't I?
A-
I knew I should have worn protection, oh god oh god oh god
You failed your mid-term, so you will have to retake the class.

 

by catland
5-23-09
My life has been one long series of wastes
There is nothing that I have not failed doing
I even failed doing your mom

 

by catland
5-23-09
Forn
Morn
Gorn
Lorn
Shorn
Porn

 

by catland
5-23-09
Guess what today is
No
Guess what
no
Guess
I forgot to

 

by catland
5-23-09
Fuck yeah
Aemy guys
That is awesome
Hell shits
Fuckin Ass
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

by catland
6-14-09
so what is for dinner?
let me think
i'll have none of that in my household
you wait what?
Best comic ever
Donde estas la biblioteca
Who are you

 

by catland
7-11-09
I used to say to myself "don't eat things that are bad"
I am a placeholder
Now I say to myself "Don't eat things"
I have no intention
Best comic ever
Someday I will say to myelf "Don't"
I am never enough

 

by catland
7-11-09
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf
myelf

 

by catland
7-12-09
Sir, I believe we are in a ti-
I know where we are, Andor. My iPhone has a GPS. ...As well as that app that does the coin trick.
You there. Are you interested in the coin trick?
coins? what are you my grambpa

 

by catland
7-12-09
pumps and a bump
pumps and a bump
Best Comic Ever
we like the girls with the
pumps and a bump

 

i've been waiting for a girl like you
well, this is new.
i am a goat on a barstool.
by catland, 7-17-09

 

by catland
7-17-09
pop culture reference
american societal faux pas
i am such a prick

 

by catland
7-17-09
hay guyz
myyyyyyy milkshake brings all the boys in the yard
guys, seriously
everybody in the club gettin tipsy
c'mon, don't leave me hanging here
holy shit, check out this asian chick on the american apparel page unnnnhhhhhhhhhhh

 

by catland
7-17-09
Come On Eileen
eight six seven five three oh niiiiii-eeeee-iiiiii-iine
on my face on my face
Come On People
jello
Bill, I told you to knock that shit off!
yeah sorry that's all i got

 

by catland
7-18-09
A letter for mister... f- f-
Fuckshits, yes that is I.
that's quite a-
Fuck you
Best comic ever

 

by catland
7-18-09
This is it
Where
This
Yes
Best Comic ever
Ten times
shit

 

by catland
7-18-09
Dad, I'm getting married.
Art museums are excellent places to discuss things. This is an art museum, right? Cocks.
Hey, if you wanna throw your life away, be my guest.

 

by catland
7-20-09
In a young times
For so long long to go
Made a man make a man of you
Tasted like I thought it wouldn't
Best comic ever
Happy Birthday
Die in a Fire

 

Can't wait for raid tonight
by catland, 7-21-09

 

by catland
7-22-09
a day late and a dollar short
a biscuit a day makes the gravy more grey
we now return you to your regularly scheduled
if this had not been a test
Breast Chronic Everest
mostly pants
an apple or three

 

by catland
7-22-09
goddammit i said i didn't want any
look, really, they're lovely, i'm just not into paisley
Bee Evicts Corm
fine, christ, give me the pink one

 

by catland
7-22-09
lol chinkname
CANDY EYEBALLS
Best comic ever
...staring at your cock...

 

by catland
7-23-09
Ima fuck this here cow
I'm a bull
Whatabbout that cow
That's a bull
Incest comic? never!
Then Ima fuck my sister
Jackass

 

by catland
7-25-09
a run run diggity run run runnnnnn
wikki wikki what wikki what
ba dow ba dow ba dip dip diddle
skrikka tikkita tat takkita tik tik tak
The Pope (from Latin: "papa" or "father" from Greek πάπας, pápas, "papa", Papa in Italian) is the Bishop of Rome and, as such, is leader of the worldwide Catholic Church
Vin Diesel

 

by catland
7-28-09
I've bucked fuggs
why do you have to buck poor old fuggs
FUGGS
why must i buck

 

by catland
7-28-09
I got no problems telling a pig to shove it
Is that right?
I will tell a pig to shove it every day
Go right ahead
Breast Comics forever
I want my mommy
There there

 

by catland
7-30-09
on a thursday
bleep beedeep boop boop boodoop
on a thursday
wwwwaaaaaaaaooooooooeeeeeeooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hrmmennemmmeennnemmeuuuummmm
on a thursday
i fucked a pumpkin

 

by catland
7-30-09
black jeans, don't give a fuck
BRRRREEP BEE BOOP'M BOOP'M BOOBOOP
muscle shirts, shave that shit
BRRRREEP BEE BOOP'M BOOP'M BOOBOOP
sideburns like wolverine
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAH

 

Black beans don't give a fuck
by catland, 7-31-09

 

by catland
7-31-09
When can I see my son
When can I see the sun
You can never see
You are a bee
Best
Comic

 

by catland
8-03-09
So you are walking through a forest
ok
When all of the sudden, a bear starts approaching
umm, ok
Best Comic Ever
What do you do
Fuck it

 

by catland
8-04-09
So then I got here and it was like "Woahhhhhhh"
go on
And then it was like pashooooooo!
...ok
And then pkew pkew
And then you killed him?

 

by catland
8-07-09
Welcome to my casa, dude. Make youself at home
uh... thanks...
you want a beer? they're a little warm
uh... I ... don't drink
Oh, you want something to eat, I got some-
I don't... eat, either

 

by catland
8-10-09
So you're running away from home again
This time I am never coming back
You water reconsider, we're having steak'ums tonight.
I don't even care
Yeah, we'll sea about that
I just can't take these fucking puns anymore

 

by catland
8-11-09
Dear Poorly drawn person
this is the best letter
what does it say
I am sorry to be the one to break it to you
It may be the most important letter of our times
Tell me what it says
I pooped in your pants
It says you have a big head
Hallelujah, I'm free!

 

by catland
8-12-09
< What is this thing? >
< It is a dirt>
< I do not need a dirt >
< The dirt has a nothing place >
< It is very fortunous >
< Every >

 

by catland
8-12-09
regarding the previous comic
I did not mistake
Your browser does not display japanese
anal sex anal sex anal sex anal sex anal sex anal sex anal sex anal sex

 

by catland
8-14-09
Hello, I am going door to door to tell peo-
Sorry not interested
But I'm legally required to-
Oh, a registered sex offender? Go on...
I fuck bugs
I fuck bugs

 

by catland
8-14-09
Let's rock this fucker
Let's fuck this rocker
Fuck Let's rock thisser
This Lettuce fuckin rocks
Is this peyote
This is my religion

 

by catland
8-17-09
Do you have any bones left? (Yes/No)
Yes
Do you have any bones left? (Yes/No)
No
YOU ARE NO LONGER A(N) SKELETON, GOODBYE!
Press any key to continue...

 

by catland
8-18-09
You see, the thing is
I make a comics
I am so funny
And then with a boat
I make a comics
I am still so funny
It was quite unexpected
I make a comics
fuck you

 

by catland
8-19-09
Hello to the world
The world
Goodbye to the dead
The dead
Let us eat bread
The head bread

 

by catland
8-20-09
Tomight is the night
C
O
C
K
S

 

by catland
8-25-09
Let's make this worse
Please shut up
duh ding ding ding duh dob dob dob
God i fucking hate you
i'm carrying your litter
take out the trash

 

by catland
8-27-09
i make a peas soup
i stir I stir I stir
I wish this were a woman

 

by catland
8-28-09
Wuzza mazza baaaaaby
Tayne, there is only one cookie left
Ain nooooooo prooom babbbbby
But who will eat it?
Ah'mmmmm fuggin ya sissssar
Oh, Tayne, you're Inporridgible

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