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by cocksucker
8-14-07
I'm sorry maura, but you're fired.
But...
Don't say anything maura, just leave.
*Sniff* Was that you?

 

by cocksucker
8-14-07
"Hi, Hunny. I think it's time for us to split up. I'm very sorry. goodbye forever"
I feel sorry for him. Read another one.
"I've got your daughter, if you want her back, meet me outside rehab at 5:30 with the money, if you fuck with me I'll fuck your daughter. How would you like that!"
Well that guy is in deep shit. read one more.
"Your results show that you're not able to produce anymore sperm, I'm very sorry to give you this bad news"
Hey I've got an idea, lets send those letters to George .W. Bush.

 

by cocksucker
8-14-07
Hmmmm. Where could we be...
Aghhh mmmmm.
Be quiet Maura while I think.
Uhhhhhmmmaaaa
Did you just fart?
Maybe.

 

by cocksucker
8-14-07
Honey, you have'nt put the dog out. Honey? Well I guess I'll have to do it.

 

by cocksucker
9-21-07
There has been a lot of internet bullying going on recently. So we've got a special guest to tell you how to stop it.
Hello, God. Internet bullying is making kids be affraid to go onto the internet, so how can we stop internet bullying?
Well I would click start and log off.
Good advice God.
Can I go know? There's this N00B saying pro evoulation 6 is better that FIFA 07. He's such a N00B

 

by cocksucker
9-30-07
Hi, Billy why did you phone me for?
I'm Stuck on this level. It wont leave me go on level 2.
Hmmm, Let me have a look.
See anything?
Yes, click "got to level 2"
...It worked, SMARTASS!

 

by cocksucker
10-20-07
*Knock knock knock*
Yes?
Trick or treat!
How much candy do you want?....this big?

 

by cocksucker
11-03-07
I love coffee!
I love coffee!
Hey, this isn't coffee!

 

by cocksucker
11-03-07
Mindy, Mindy. Something freaky happened to me yesterday!
What happened?
I can't remember, but for some reason I can read people thoughts.
You're crazy!
hey, I'm not crazy, I'm telling the truth.
hmmm, I wonder how big his penis is.

 

by cocksucker
11-03-07
My mum called me gay yesterday.
So she bought me a pink dildo to illustrate her point.
So I hired a whore, had sex in my mothers bedroom and filmed it to illustrate mine.

 

by cocksucker
11-10-07
So I walked up to her and I pissed on her leg, she turned around and we had sex.
And that's how you was born, Jeffie.

 

by cocksucker
11-10-07
I see dead people!
It would be funny to get him naked.
I see dead people!!
look Casper!
Where?
In your clothes!!!

 

by cocksucker
11-10-07
Oh my god, really?
yes, I walked up to her dropped $25 on the floor and asked for a tit wank, she bent down and done it then and there.
So that's how you met mum.

 

by cocksucker
11-10-07
I'm watching you!

 

by cocksucker
11-10-07
Ok take your clothes off.
Ok, now you.
HAHAHA! I am.
HAHAHA! Now I'm truely naked.
Oh, goodie!

 

by cocksucker
11-17-07
Abe, just the person I wanted to talk to.
What do you want?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
WTF!!!...Wait, it's November.
A bit over the top?
Just a little, maybe less snow next time.

 

by cocksucker
11-17-07
Remember that time when you dropped a stink bomb?
Whooo! that's a big one.
How did you know about that?
Every heared of CCTV?

 

by cocksucker
11-17-07
What's happening? Why are there zombies trying to break in the house?
You're just seeing things again.
ahhhmmmmm.
I wish i wasn't nailed to this damn wall.

 

by cocksucker
11-20-07
To be continued...

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