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by coinilius
2-23-06
Hey baby, if I was any hotter, I'd be making out with the Human Torch!
So... you're saying you'd rather make out with a man that was on fire?
What? No, I... er, that is to say...
Damn, she's onto me...
Ahah! So that's why you keep coming home at 5 in the morning with third degree burns!

 

by coinilius
3-09-06
Wow, this improvisational Jazz is great stuff!
Hey man, how would you like a private scat session with me?
Oh boy, that sounds great!
Somehow this isn't what I had in mind...
Take a dump on me man! Work that dirty shit, yeah!

 

by coinilius
3-14-06
I had a near death experience the other day!
Really, what happened?
Can I borrow a cup of sugar?
Sorry mate, we're all out.
Oh well, thanks anyway..
He sure seemed like a nice guy...

 

by coinilius
8-19-07
But anyway, a part of me will always love her.
Really? Which part?
My penis. .............................. Because she was really good in the sack.
Hey, you're the one that asked.
Do you just say anything that comes into your head?

 

by coinilius
8-19-07
Yawn...
...
Fuck, not again.

 

by coinilius
10-12-09
...and it was so bad, even Mum couldn't eat it!
Wow, you know it must be bad if even YOUR mum couldn't SWALLOW it! Because she swallows ALL the time! Get it?
Yeah, I get it.
Because she's such a whore!
You do realise we have the same mother, right?

 

by coinilius
10-12-09
I can't believe you got so drunk you anally inserted a cat! How are we going to get it out?
I've got it! We just have to insert a dog up there to chase it out!
Isn't this the sort of thinking that got you arrested last time?
that I've been arrested so often now it's lost all meaning.

 

by coinilius
10-12-09
So I was thinking... Dogs can hear sounds that we humans can't, right?
That's right.
Does that mean you can hear silent letters?
Ask any more stupid questions like that and I'll ga-naw your scrotum off.

 

by coinilius
10-13-09
So I was thinking... dogs can hear sounds we humans can't, right?
That's right.
Does that mean you can hear silent letters?
Ask any more stupid questions like that and I'll Ga-Naw off your scrotum.

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