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by conman
3-26-06
WE'RE SORRY FOR ANY TROUBLES HUNTERCAUSED YOU IN THE LAST EPISODE...
EAT MY-
HE WILL NEVER SAY ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE AGAIN.
GYAAAAAUGH!! I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS YOU-
OH GO FLY A KITE!
GREAT IDEA! I JUST NEED TO FIND A KITE!

 

by conman
3-27-06
MOM, IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN ASK YOU?
SURE HONEY.
WHEN I STOOD UP TO THE DWARF, YOU MENTIONED MY FATHER. WHAT WAS HE LIKE?
OH.... HONEY, I DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BE THE ONE TELLING YOU THIS BUT...
TO BE CONTINUED................................
YES... YES...
YOU'RE FATHER... HE...

 

by conman
3-27-06
" CONNOR... YOU'RE FATHER... HE STARTED THE DISEASE..."
HONEY... YOU NEED TO STOP EXPIREMENTING, AND PLAY WITH CONNOR AND GABY.
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MY EXPIREMENTS, THEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME!
"I WAS SCARED FOR YOU AND GABY, BECAUSE HE WAS CRAZY..."
THAT WOMAN!IF SHE CAN'T APPRECIATE MY EXPIREMENTS, I'LL MAKE HER APPRECIATE ME!
SIR! THE DISEASE IS OUT OF CONTROL! IT'S BURNING EVERYTHING! IT KILLED CHARLIE!
"CHARLIE... WAS... YOU'RE... OLDER... brother... there was no escape... SOB"
dad... my stomach... it hurts...
AAAAUUGH!! MY LIVER!

 

by conman
3-27-06
HUNTER, CAN I SEE YOUR GUN?
MAYBE IF A BULLET WERE LODGED IN YOUR HEAD!
I'LL GRANT YOUR EVERY WISH!
YOU KNOW WHAT HUNTER?!? I WISH WE COULD SWITCH BODIES JUST SO I CAN PULL THE GUN OUT ON YOU!
YOU'RE WISH IS MY COMMAND!
WHOOP!

 

by conman
3-27-06
HEY HUNTER, I'M YOU!
OH @#$% NO!
YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
NO!! PLEASE NO!! @#$% NO!! NO!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUN!
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME!

 

by conman
3-30-06
WELL JOB WELL DONE!
WAIT, YOU MEAN YOU DID THIS?
ALRIGHT, LET'S KILL HER!
AAIIIEEE!
STAND DOWN HUNTER! THIS IS A GOOD SWITCH!
COME ON RYAN! YOU'RE ONLY SAYING THIS CAUSE YOU HAVE THE GUN NOW.

 

by conman
3-30-06
I HAVE A WEIRD FEELING...
LIKE MY HOME PLANET.
sss...
AAHHH... WE ARE ON PLANET EARTH!
YEAH! NOW WE CAN BLOW STUFF UP!
YOU DO MEAN FIND ERINNEA, MICHONNIAN, AND TAYLOR... RIGHT?

 

by conman
4-10-06
I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
I KNOW THIS IS MY 100th EPISODE...
YOU KNOW WHAT!!!I'LL GET TO THE POINT! I @#$%^& QUIT! NO MORE COMICS!
I'M GONNA' PLAY ON CLUB PENGUIN! SO I'LL JUST SHOW YOU HARD CORE NUDITY!
THE END... FOREVER
YAAA! WOOHOO!
YAAA!

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