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by daft
2-05-16
Sorry water I want to see if one of those cannon balls can damage this wood. To small again? hi im also here. sweet small island look the rest of the battle juggernauts sinking very slowly also sweet
Well victors are gone. back to the water. swim that way small island. if you need more fruit finish what you have before you ask for more. Not a good time to eat in an vast ocean like this
No problem. We just joke about the victors with loads of metal iron and gold on there body. HAR HAR HAR
Yea we always make jokes like that in the water. Bye (not so)victor. jones locker is a place of metal iron and gold. HAR HAR HAR
Oke half way. those jokes where funny. all those songs briljant. Now two rules
1) Rum is very handy to get your sea legs and when the ship is going run still ok. But please keep it in the ship. but when at dock just a small bottle or look at 2
2) I met nice but strage odd fellow. Who likes to stash every island full with rum and hobbies with tarvrrrrums in big city's. So when you are finished swiming plenty of rum he not the swimming type

 

by daft
2-05-16
So a long tim later to bad the rum is gone
So because landdwellers cant recognize pirates so we selected some ships filled two with barrel rum
Now the rest if the of the armada juggernauts if following us. Wana join a party? What are you all doing on this isle with empty bottles? The ocean always reaches the right soul like email!
wood add sail bind tougher with rope works all the time
ARR listen to more jones locker jokes then you laught at you ex victors a bit better
I think we can sing this out
So back in the same sweet little isle.
What a hard work. All those bottles with rum. Back in that cave before some one goes mental and turns all the trees in to wood. Or the next time you know the song. its a joke. Bye email good luck ARR!
All of you who have not been on an isle like this? Pirates have 4 rulles! 1) captain 2) two books with the captain 3) the rest do rum dice games jokes and songs. Follow those four rulles all the time!

 

by daft
2-05-16
So who are you?
Well i have a captain who some times forget there are two books oon board ships
Two why need two?
Well the one is a book Look this is a ship. testing do you know about testing? the other one is look here went a ship. Documentation do you know documentation?
Never heard about pirates doing testing and documentation. How do pirates backup that stuff
Captain has two books his problem. book one no ship why need it. there is no ship. I just save the logbook if the ship go down javy jones. backup a logbook. just one wget. wget? Ever seen a pirate?

 

by daft
2-06-16
Intresting device.World turns around the radar screen. two boats one under water one above the water. what is that thing in the top?
Intresting device.World turns around the radar screen. two boats one under water one above the water. what is that thing in the top?
Intresting device.World turns around the radar screen. two boats one under water one above the water. what is that thing in the top?
Intresting device.World turns around the radar screen. two boats one under water one above the water. what is that thing in the top?
Intresting device.World turns around the radar screen. two boats one under water one above the water. what is that thing in the top?
Well that points out the wind direction.With all your knowledge! I belief thats still on top of the bird nest. I write it down for you on a post-it keep it with you.

 

by daft
2-06-16
So because landdwellers cant recognize pirates so we selected some ships filled two with barrel of rum
Now the rest if the of the armada juggernauts if following us. Look here here is the pary.
What for pirates are no no jokes but just party! Take this whole armada battleships
Well victors you think we are rum? but whe have have knowledge of some stupid wget cli commando. Can your armada do that!
What just happend. jokes like that in the water. Dont they laught before we saw jones locker?
Well some juggernauts dont like to party. O well look so one forgot some small island lets stash some rum. Idea lets make some jokes and songs of that stupid bunsh of landdwellers

 

by daft
2-06-16
I said the meeting as at 11 o clock
Sorry one minute
So now we have a new meeting at 12 o clock
Oke lets wait 55 minutes
on the top of the clock. Ting
i said meeting in CAPITAL LETTERS!!! i am in YOU ASS arrrrrr i walk away. i see you all tomorrow at 11 o clock
HAR HAR HAR landdwellers lost it. in just a sec

 

by daft
2-09-16
there is an girl with cat ears and some thing that requires suits like those things in any case you can imagion.
i can feel he can visualize love but why use that thing around here? Can you explain what you are doing here?
who are you?

 

by daft
2-09-16
How to write down love?
write!
execute!
Now spell love
I mean can you execution your write state?
I am writing my execution state!
free and justice!
wait one i think there is some misunderstanding. lets write it again. Hold your toughts
executing my executing state. done think about something executing my executing state. done think about something executing my executing state. done think about something

 

by daft
2-09-16
spinning
I just have a break
i belief i am spinning
i still think i have a break
I visualize spinning and dreams
i still think that spinning alone wont bring justice for all of us

 

by daft
2-09-16
So christmas sence it is
No wrong christmas about light in the darkness
christmas is an annual festival commemorating the birth of Jesus Christ
how do you belief that?
how cant i belief it
how can you know
Well i know all about chistmas only days in the year i an not on the north poll the rest of the year how cant i know about the birth of Jesus Christ i mean santa was there fact!. can you belief that?

 

by daft
2-09-16
so if there is something to do on this dark sphere what would you do
I would be speaking to a squirrel at some dark sphere
well so
yup

 

by daft
2-10-16
and i said to keep me out of the picure? i mean no disrespect but some respect would be nice i hardly know you what is that for suit
oke we are talking so he is not doing other side show events. those are save
you look you are going some pirate because you lost your rum bottle
no more battleships!!!! why!!!! docks filled with battleship but no landdwellers?? breve sugar sweet repeat BREVE SUGAR SWEET RESSSDJdDWdefef
so behind the sence of all this fantacy
free little angels you al is fine. Or tune in at comedy central life entertainment. why take that dog out like you know him better
all tesing is compleated. sweet weeeeee now dream for angle state! justice for all. take a break or perhaps. breve or rum. because sweeeet weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Sit down a long time a go there was sugar

 

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2-10-16

 

by daft
2-14-16
So i look up what do you do
I just look down
With your sunglasses
no. I dont have sunglasses
what am i looking at
well two eyes behind glasses. And this game is not called Jaghtzee

 

by daft
2-17-16
So after the long long almost erverlasting ride of my life some kind of new beginning
No I am Not Looking At That I lost Have The Idea I Dont Like That.
There was a time long ago. i became angry. broke down. could not take it and well walked away
But then you walked right long ago why so why dream/walk if you can do both
Done with walking? Going D4 zen again?
if there was just some irc channel to chat. some irc bots. pirates battles !scout !run !plunder !party 3D who dreams about that. If you can dream it every where with irc chat?

 

by daft
2-18-16
So well
Walking walking Walking
Roling Roling Roling Roling
I never
.....
owell I gona miss that well
....
So what is going one inside of that brain

 

by daft
2-22-16
SO wana levitate?
cewl
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi

 

by daft
3-17-16
Yes going to update my primarty logbook
you are going to make cartoons dont forgret to thank eummm well i dont know
look look a vampire
dont say big bang throaty theory or else or else
hug bto
hug

 

by daft
3-17-16
So you are Daft?
Hi Daft somthing is going wrong with this planet
i know you i an always scared to shit about you miss DEATH
No we are lucifer and Lilith
hi
higher than the sun
anddddddddddd
you and me are well so happy toghether you know Lilith and Christ dont like living so much
Daft you know i 100% are free from that kind of evil soul intractions

 

by daft
3-18-16
Hi how can i help you
i would have one bread of 50 cents and all the cash in your cash register
so oke one bread
yes yes just think of the bread
do you perhaps have some small changed
here 50 cent. I dont like 0 pointers cheeerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

 

by daft
3-18-16
Heya
you again
yes yes us again
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setting up TLS/SSL authentication and identification
oke one accept my pgp key please

 

by daft
3-19-16
Intruducing the medusa
Lilith why is the Medusa the empowerment of the Apocalypse
The real medusa is goner but the soul copy cats still reak havoc with out they knowing about it
They look like a Lucy but well they only care about the material things the love and the world the see dragging in every one in that path
Here sweet girl i picked some flowers i think you like them
O what nice i put them here in this vace. A nice vace those flowers look so good with that vace
Be warned
Yes i bought that when i was in venice. Expensive city but lots of art and history. Here that this souvenir from Venice
what not giving me any thing back what are you for cheep weachesed girl. hsssssssssssss

 

by daft
3-21-16
be
With out War no victories
no joke satan has this on his whats app message
warned
Satanist? Daft if you are telling that kind of crap i am doing some thing to you
no i ignore you. only the last image is more your whatapp avatar
humans
I am MR fix it i see the tiniest detail and fixies it as like it brand new again.
Yes i see. btw i aint daft. my name is zennely choeck choeck jumped infront of train when my boyfriend ditched me. mouauw im liliths appentance lots of fun that daft guy. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

by daft
3-21-16
well if you spin those metal cillinders some pray will be prayed
I am the light listen to my bla bla bla for hours. It cant hurt. DO you have a spirit guide?
can you copy?
no thank god no one can.

 

by daft
3-21-16
FLASSCH
aahaaaaaaa
its a miracle
pompom pompom pompom
pompom pompom pompom
pompom pompom pompom

 

by daft
3-21-16
How are you gentile man. All the bases are R0C{0red PWNed
SO we have some signal's Yes Channel A1 has a news update. whot not an updated but recursive ever lasting recursiveness
heaven we are in heaven. But for some to bright to see.
MEN its all due to men

 

by daft
4-04-16
see you are in Babylon
think you are in Babylon
belief you want to get out of Babylon
babylonions. i was born in a system......
none Babylonians. how to call none Babylonians?

 

by daft
4-04-16
I found a new android app called ghost detection TOOL
lilith it is only displaying lilith and more lillith. Very handy i have her on my mind and pictures and now written words
so i walk around with it a lot. i love it. Dont use it if you know what you are doing it can be very dangerous.
that beep sound is that to detect bats?

 

by daft
4-05-16
5 dollar bill? what Arrr yha do'ng w71h th47
I am going to buy an full library membership pass
Sorry to bug you with this but School-age children (ages 6 to 12) need healthy foods and nutritious snacks
...
So................. pun pun?
Superman comics lets buy some sup3rm4n c0m1cs 4nd r0ck0r Sn4({$

 

by daft
4-05-16
sssstttt it begins
HI I AM BUGZILLA
what whats that
scarry thing is i am in 3D

 

by daft
4-09-16
join irc.freenode.org
Tcl plugin for XChat - Version 1.64 Copyright 2002-2005 Daniel P. Stasinski http://www.scriptkitties.com/tclplugin/ Tcl interface loaded Perl interface loaded Python interface loaded * Looking
join ##socialDawgs
* Now talking on ##socialDawgs-ops [##socialdawgs-ops] Please use SASL (https://freenode.net/sasl/) to make everyone's life a little bit easier. Thanks.
use SASL (https://freenode.net/sasl
Hi i am a 404 page with LOADS OF 404 related search topics have fun

 

by daft
4-09-16
-ChanServ- [##socialdawgs-ops] Please use SASL (https://freenode.net/sasl/) to make everyone's life a little bit easier. Thanks. 404 PAGE. and hi uptime
lmao *You have been invited to26 ##socialDawgs by26 BeautifulBot squidgirl, join ##socialdawgs !r squidgirl awkwarddd * You have been kicked from ##socialDawgs-ops
Now talking on ##socialDawgs so how to normally join this channel
u have to use sasl and shit squidgirl: :D hi welcome back and stuff
so then give me some free of 404 page
* GitGud gives it to u

 

by daft
4-09-16
root@rover:/home/daft/.xchat2# apt-cache search sasl and shit
irssi-scripts - collection of scripts for irssi
root@rover:/home/daft/.xchat2# apt-get install irssi-scripts
The following extra SHIT will be installed: irssi libval14
so now i use some shit
theFam: u turkish theFam: u unloyal uptime: ... what lmao theFam: here, have some +v * ChanServ gives voice to theFam aw thanks * Disconnected ().

 

by daft
4-09-16
now i understand all facebook users cant find decent irc channels
irssi
what's wrong with cli only

 

by daft
4-09-16
apt-get install hexchat
select the server you want to visit
use your login methode SALS username + password
select the username and password from your chanserv credentials
apply the changes
make sure you save them correctly

 

by daft
4-09-16
She's got cherry lips, angel eyes She knows exactly how to tantalize
She's out to get you danger by design Cold-blooded vixen. She don't compromise
She's just a girl and she's on fire Hotter than a fantasy, lonely like a highway
She's living in a world and it's on fire Filled with catastrophe, but she knows she can fly away
When she was just a girl, She expected the world, But it flew away from her reach, So she ran away in her sleep.
ya ya imagine dragons radioactive

 

by daft
4-10-16
Hi i am uptime and welcome at socialdawgs Morning news
there has been a request for a new comic
your wish
I SOULD WATCH ALL OLD COMICS 1st BEFORE I ASK FOR A COMIC BECAUSE THIS IS HISTORY REPEATING

 

by daft
4-10-16
I WAS BORN IN A SYSTEM
that does not give a fuck about you or me or our LIVES
I WAS BORN IN A SYSTEM
that does not give a fuck about you or me or our LIVES
I WAS BORN IN A SYSTEM
that does not give a fuck about you or me or our LIVES

 

by daft
4-10-16
random layout
random rox0rs
random layout
random rox0rs
random 0% change
random layout right LILITH
random rox0rs SUP LUCIFER

 

by daft
4-13-16
[Coca_koala] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olye1M0AwV4
[BeautifulBot] ^ Title: Gordon Ramsay-Removing flesh off a salmon - YouTube
[quidgirl] Hi all [PeterKim] coca_koala: ooh yes, it is super sad :( [PeterKim] james taylor i mean [GG] hey [GG] have you guys seen What Would You Do ? [PeterKim] i once went on a tour of the kitchen
[s0r00t] hai [GG] oh squidgirl is here [GG] lmao [GG] yo squidgirl you got any more of those comics ? [uptime] squidgirl: comics [GG] they're like crack to us [GG] lol
[squidgirl] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zETVr04XUE4 [BeautifulBot] ^ Title: Madonna - Frozen (Official Music Video) - YouTube [enchi] You can't milk a cow for 15 years [uptime] squidgirl: comics

 

by daft
4-16-16
or just download android app
Hi i am dead and i am talking
I am a Psychiatrist and i cant hear you
ghost hunter tool
thats because you are an Babylonian fool who thinks the world is well very Odd
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.weaseldev.ghostdetector
Hi i have no ears but well yea i know you dont know but babylon send me here
a there is my next appointment some poor girl hearing things

 

by daft
4-19-16
click back
Hey what is going on on your side
A other face pops up out of no where stupid visualisation chat. N00b g3t irc it r0x0rs
for an
Comment your birth month and i'll PM you something
R U tagging me?
irc manual
I R tagging U!
September you are my inspiration

 

by daft
4-21-16
I make pictures of stuff and write about it on instragram
like like like like like like like like like
I show my face on facebook
what is that wich your face dude. but i like it a lot. But please comment on this hidden or closed anonymous group like the rest
And there is something called twitter
Rdamboy ‏@MONoord20 : Je magvinden watje wilt, je mening doet er niet toe.
Xelina ‏@XerinXin 16 apr. Ik, Europeaan ben een echte schoft. Dat recht heb ik, want ik ben vrij. Nee ik ben geen racist. Het is satire. Zij hebben gewoon geen humor.

 

by daft
4-24-16
Bird. what have you done.
me?
No the bird in the previous frame. Christ what other bird.
So.
I just dont play splatoon thats all.

 

by daft
4-24-16
[ShinonomeNano] i own way too much nicks
[fuyu] taaaaaaanks [fuyu] with big guns [fuyu] juiiw [fuyu] juu [fuyu] juu [fuyu] juiwww
[ShinonomeNano] fuyu u ok?
[uyu] nah [fuyu] are you?
[ShinonomeNano] nah [ShinonomeNano] im serious doe
[fuyu] dont be such serious [fuyu] then you're ok :D

 

by daft
4-24-16
What do you say coach?
I need to work on my footing
fired for a hearing issue
I needed to work on my handy work.

 

by daft
4-27-16
[serenity-unicorn] !ud asshole
[BeautifulBot] Word: asshole Meaning: Your current boss. Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole
[punisher] damn urban dictionary got no chill haahaha
[sud0] its basically: lots of grilled chicken, fruit/cereals collations (its important you never feel hungry), serenity-unicorn
[serenity-unicorn] !whois mypenis

 

by daft
4-29-16
please be aware of drunk dogs on the road
Dont drink and drive

 

by daft
5-15-16
So i started irc bot scripting again
i learned everything with that
i feel such a noob again

 

by daft
5-15-16
some nice guy told me to use supybot for irc bot scripting.. i got it running and got a python ide installed... but i need some help with the 1st steps
[Xenthys] squidgirl: hi, I'm available if you need bot-related help [squidgirl] cewl [enchi] squidgirl: shit as always [enchi] you? [squidgirl] well less and less shit... day to day
[Xenthys] I think running supybot-wizard again is the best thing to do
right i think i can talk now
[squidgirl] http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/daft/587774
[Xenthys] SupyBot* [squidgirl] yes i cant fix it cut past error :) [squidgirl] free account :) but it adds more n00bnesss so its fine [squidgirl] next comic

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