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by darthkorn
6-04-04
Oh, Man. I didn't know that this would happen. Maybe I need better security than "Riddle Me This."
Maybe I should become a better Mother. Maybe I shouldn't be so mean, and Intimitating. Maybe I should be more lenient towards Brook, And not Hide his possesions in the most obvious places. And Maybe-
OH, DAMN! A CANARY! I CAN EAT A THOUSAND OF THOSE!!!!!

 

by darthkorn
6-05-04
...Hmmm, Let's see what comments I've got...
WTF? "Man, That's not tonar..."?!
WHAT KIND OF CRACK COCAIN ARE YOU PEOPLE SMOKING?

 

by darthkorn
6-06-04
Why? Why Tobor? Why Me?
It's Tounge in cheek, Kids...
BECAUSE YOU TAKE DRUGS! AND TAKING DRUGS IS BAD, AND YOU DESERVE A FATE WORSE THEN DEATH! LIKE BEING THROWN IN JAIL!!! BECAUSE PSYCHOLOGICAL HELP *OBVIOUSLY* DOESN'T HELP!
OR Being.. Cornho-
DON'T TALK WHILE ON DRUGS!

 

by darthkorn
6-06-04
But I need those drugs for my ADD!
WHAT? You takin' Rydlin? Shit, That Motherfucking son of a bitch gave me the idea you were shootin' heroin!
Damn, His Ass is Mine!

 

by darthkorn
6-06-04
Yo, Nick! I got some GRIEVANCES to talk to you about!
Fuck, It's dark in here.
*CLICK*
HUAHHHH!!

 

by darthkorn
6-06-04
Damn, The shit that fag keeps in there.
Wait... Is that A Note?
Gone to Destroy RIAA. Be Back in a bit.
Fuck.

 

by darthkorn
6-06-04
Hello, Captain of The Technology Task Force...
...Who's There? What do you want?
Oh, You've been quite Naughty... You've been brainwashing young children with The RIAA's Agenda... And I think that's wrong.
I'm ONLY Following Orders! I don't really believe this stuff, honestly! The Pay is really good and I can't get shit on the market!
Any One Who Deals with The RIAA deserves the worst!

 

by darthkorn
6-15-04
Cornholin' In the Evenin'...
Stop Moving, It's hard to cornhole with NO GRAVITY!
Cornholin' In the Morning...
So, According to that New Age Reincarnation Shit, If I cornholed you now, Nick Will be born with a Sore Ass hole, Right?
...
Cornholin' In the Summertime...
It's too HOT TO CORNHOLE!

 

by darthkorn
6-15-04
Thusly, I WILL GIVE YOU FIVE SLAPS ON THE WRIST!!!
Uh huh... And What else..?
oh... That's It...

 

by darthkorn
6-18-04
Alright! I admit it! I SHAVE MY ASS! Is that what you wanted to hear?
Yes... I bet I did....

 

by darthkorn
6-18-04
OH NO! DON'T ROB ME!
What are you talkin' about? I'm not a thief... Oh, Wait...
....
OH GOD!!!!!!!

 

by darthkorn
6-18-04
Ah, 2060 St. Elmo's Street... This must be The RIAA HQ.
UUUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHGHHH!!
HELLO, AND WELCOME TO THE RIAA, DIVISION OF THE SATAN CORPS. AND PARTNERS WITH THE AXIS OF EVIL!!!
WHILE YOU'RE WAITING, WOULD YOU LIKE A PAHMLET ABOUT THE FOURTH REICH?

 

by darthkorn
7-04-04
Welcome to McButt's. May I help you?
what the fuXOr is this health fOod' shit!?! oloolo!!!!!!!1~~ I DON't WANT NO DAMN S4LAD, AI|\|T NO DAM GIRAFGFE!!!!!!11 OLOLO~~ i want stuF fmyf uX0ring face!! dh1t, no more triple size it"s'?!??!??!?
thAtrz it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111~~ i4in"t takIn" this shit np mro3!!!!!! if yuo rn' tgonna help ME b7ow out my artareiz then some oNe eLse wiiLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~~~~~~ i delcar ab oycott!!!!
...And as you see here, Our figures for 1st quarter...
Well Christ, The Government might as well have just put a GUN to our heads...

 

by darthkorn
11-04-04
So I Says, "Well, Them Women Ain't Gonna Get Stalked By Themselves!"
Ha Ha!
Stalker.

 

by darthkorn
11-27-04
Well, Richard, I think I'll teleport to... The Drama Room. But it's going to take alot of energy and consintration, So DON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!
*Snickers* Alright! *AHAHAHAHAHAHAA*
Hot... Warm... Bright... Sunny....
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT RETARD SENT ME TO THE SUN!!!

 

by darthkorn
11-27-04
HAMMER TIME!!

 

by darthkorn
11-30-04
Wait, I was funny?

 

by darthkorn
2-20-05
Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt!
Bubble Butt!
SHE'S SO FAT!!!!!!!!
B- B- B- B- B- BUBBLE BUTT!!!!!!!!!

 

by darthkorn
2-20-05
Harry got in his car and turned the key. Started up and headed up the L.I.E. Too cheap to get a real car he had a Volkswagon Rabbit. And that put an end to Harry's cheap habit.
Cause the trucker couldn't STOP.
So the driver just took aim. And when he hit Harry, Harry burst into flames. You're dead now Harry. And you can't come back. You'd still be alive if you drove a Cadillac.

 

by darthkorn
3-01-05
DICK!!!
DICK!!!
DICK!!!
DICK!!!
DICK!!!
DICK!!!

 

by darthkorn
10-19-05
*PSSST* Hey, Reverend Run.
It's not 1985 any more. The whole rapping thing over cheesy thin sounding Rock samples from old "Hard" rock songs is played out. It's sounded retarded then, And it sounds just as retarded now.
Stop. Now.

 

...Wow... Now I know what true pain feels like...
THANK YOU!!! *Slaps* You Dumbass!
by darthkorn, 10-28-05

 

Wow... Seeing your wife being shot exectution style by the spanish inquisition... That was true heartache...
SEE!!! ATLEAST WITH YOUR ISSUES, NO ONE'S LIFE IS IN DANGER! IDIOT! NOW WILL YOU PLEASE BREAK UP YOUR BAND, DASHBOARD CONFESSIONAL.
by darthkorn, 10-28-05

 

by darthkorn
10-28-05
wow, Perhaps Dieting and exercise IS a good thing!!
Okay, that's enough...

 

by darthkorn
10-30-05
Yeah Dad?
I think We need to talk. I Found a Bag of Evil in Your Backpack.
Not My Pot! How am I going to cop out now like the rest of my worthless pot smoking peers!
Mauruajna is a threat to Corprate Pharmucuticals and there Prof- Er I mean It's Bad For you.
Surely, There's worse things this PSA could preach about such as Cocain, Ether, Heroin, Meth, But these things don't treaten any adgendas, Only human lives! Oh wait, I mean...

 

by darthkorn
11-01-05
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JAMES!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JAMES!!!!!!
What?
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Get Rid of the Feedback.

 

Dude, What the Fuck. The Dude Gave me a baggie of Meth.
by darthkorn, 11-01-05

 

by darthkorn
11-01-05
This might be you.
...
MONITOR + NO LIGHT = BIGG ASS TROUBLE.
I'm just asking for glasses. This is seriously going to fuck me up eventually, Especially the freakish sleep schedule.

 

by darthkorn
11-01-05
BOOOOM!!!
WHATTHEFUCKWASTHAT?!?!
OOH MY FUCKING GOD WE'RE GETTING NUKED! OOH MY FUCKING GOD!!! NO OH GOD NOO-
GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF NICK! IT'S NOT THE KOREANS! FOR GOD SAKES MAN!!! AT EASE SOLDIER! GET A GRIP ON YOUR SELF! IT'S ONLY A CAR! REMEMBER, M.A.D!! M.A.D!!! MUTUALLY ASSURED FUCKING DESTRUCTION!!

 

by darthkorn
11-02-05
Only one person is going to get this...
Man, Living in Anarchy Sure was AWESOME DUDE!!!
YEAH, TOTALLY! Dino Boy was SOOOOOO wrong!
Shut. UP.

 

by darthkorn
11-02-05
WOAH!!! TUBBY TUBBY TUBBY!!!
666!!!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooOO!!!!!
Errr I mean 33.
HONKA HONKA!!!

 

by darthkorn
11-02-05
Is This "Random Layout" Generator supposed to be inspiring?
I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS?
I'M A CHICKEN ON A STOOL BEHIND AN UGLY WOMAN IN FRONT OF A BARN! WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN HERE!! I CAN'T WORK WITH THIS SHIT!!
Hur, You said "STooL"!!!!11

 

by darthkorn
11-14-05
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'VE GOT THE PROMO COPY!!!
OMFG!! I CALL ON THE POWER OF E.A.C!!! mpc --Braindead --quality 10 --xlevel --ape2

 

Looks like my job is done ere.
by darthkorn, 11-14-05

 

by darthkorn
11-28-05
NOW HURRY UP WITH THE SHIT!!
Dude, Of all the things to steal, You're having me Jack THE RED BULL.

 

Interacial Breeding
Now just get on my back and we'll see if this works.
by darthkorn, 11-28-05

 

by darthkorn
11-28-05
Pervert Joe Rings up his buds...
Dude, I did it! I jumped the fence! I'm in the courtyard right now!
THIS IS SO HOOOOOOT!

 

Nintendo tries to keep up with the ever so violent "Shadow The Hedgehog"
OMFG!!!OMFG!!!OMFG!!! IT ATE MY SKIN!!! MOMMA MIA!
by darthkorn, 11-28-05

 

Ok, It should have something for Shark bites some where around here...
by darthkorn, 11-28-05

 

by darthkorn
11-29-05
What's up with this generator?
WHUHAHAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
WHUAHAHAHAHA!
NOOOOOOOO!!!
WHUHAHAHA!! Ha... Ha... *Gasps* Damn Asthma.
Ok, This is getting old.

 

It's about time we tell god that you and I have NO ASSOCIATION!
Exactly.
by darthkorn, 11-29-05

 

SOME ONE GET THE DAMN OCTOPUS OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
by darthkorn, 11-29-05

 

What really screwed up the Appolo Missions...
NOW WHO BROUGHT THIS DAMN BAT IN THE BRIDGE!
by darthkorn, 11-29-05

 

by darthkorn
11-29-05
I could easily use this panel to express my love for scandanavian Metal...
But really, I have no idea how...

 

by darthkorn
11-30-05
Go back a few comics and you might get it...
DUDE!! I'M IN THE COURTYARD OF A CATHOLIC GIRLS SCHOOL!
THIS SHIT IS SO ABSURDLY EASY TO TRESSPASS!

 

NO! NOT THE... S&M... RAPIST... DUCK...? <_>*
by darthkorn, 11-30-05

 

by darthkorn
11-30-05
Now we'll get you to the Hospital in just a Jiffy!
...I'M ON FIRE, HURRY THE FUCK UP!!!

 

by darthkorn
11-30-05
NICK!
STOP WITH THE RANDOM COMIC GENERATOR SHIT!

 

An Hour after Perver Joe Jumps the All Girls Catholic School courtyard... Gate... thingy...
Holy Fuck this shit IS hot. AND easy to get into! WOW! I can't Believe how easy it is!
by darthkorn, 12-02-05

 

Poor Mikey...
Well, I'm fucked.
by darthkorn, 12-02-05

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