All comics by delapore

 

America will continue to be a land of individual liberty by delapore 8-25-03
He found that his experiences tended to form themselves into persons, beginning with a wise old man and his companion, a little girl. What a morning sun. The Brittany Spaniels are out on the field maneuvering. Waking in and out of phase I still sense that temporary room. I'm off to School Lord Jesus.	But on August 1 of that year, World War V began. Wait a minute Ling Ling Bathry, aren't you going to eat your breakfast? I'm not hungry. I eat one leaf a day that's all.	Please do explain why your skin's so pale? The leaves are turning a bit rusty Ling Ling Bathry. My favorite October Month is around the bend. One week of fall then Winter. I think I'll have me an orange juice, I'm thristy. Lord Jesus says,"He notes, however, that similar cycles in the solar wind appear to have occurred over The Period of Concern."

 

A Life in the West by delapore 8-26-03
Nothing should be on my mind, Being read is not the same as being red, or the Red Light District cannot afford another Jesus Christ Superstar! What are you talking about Lord Jesus?	but I can't help the facts. I don't know, but I sometimes feel like the weight of the world is on my shoulder. The problem is to understand why? The Intuition. I thought you were suppose to be The First Flower Child Wild Child Lord Jesus?	They don't value society or what politicians say you must do. That is not true Ling Ling Bathry, because any asshole can sing country music. Listen, "Me and my Doney Gal are on the go.We travel down that lonesome trail." Well that's a pretty pickle, I just don't know what to say Lord Jesus, except that the most important rule is to leave the natives alone.

 

WORD FROM YOUR MOM by delapore 8-26-03
Tea-toned gelatin, I am full Ling Ling Bathry. I just finished me some sausages and some delicious bread pudding. I thank God that I'm a country boy. Hot Diggity! Lord Jesus would you know what the cosmological approach to the idea of God?	Silver Surfer where are you? I have no idea. I do know one thing, when MC Hammer started wearing that Falcon jersey, it spelled the end of the Anglo-American Philosophical Debate Team. I like that one song "Have U Seen Her?"	While the pictures of Virginia are dark and lush. Ah Yeah! I wear I could just take in, I just couldn't cool down the world, Look at the stars in the sky, sing it Ling Ling-- Okay Lord Jesus,"And drift all into the sweet memory that I have, Of the love in my heart that I've been searching for, For so long and I know somewhere, and so on and so forth."

 

Clashes between the White Houses by delapore 8-26-03
I was born with a penny in my pocket, I love them pushy daughters, after witnessing several near misses through the traffic near my pants, I, Lord Jesus, finally nailed them. Ha! Ha! Like I don't know who or what are you talking about Lord Jesus?	I was raised in a city full of throttlers. NEVERMIND. High-tech campaigns may also be inevitable. Old style. Door-to-door. Lord Jesus, I have gas--not like "having a pony".	I like the funny things you do. Eeeh you are disgusting! Get away from me you nasty child! Smelly cracks make big smelly noises. It's a trap! It's a trick! Who's watching the dam. Lord Jesus, only street lamps and the moon now illuminates. Christina Aguilera is a little chunky. For her, the world she sees now is different than it was a year ago.

 

We alone make the rules of the game by delapore 8-27-03
It is interesting, therefore, Hanging around, crucified, I sometimes see the girls. The girls with the big Uzi. It seems that some non-human animals can use language in sophisticated ways that show understanding. Lord Jesus, is it true that the Russians and the U.S. will work together in stopping a meteor on its way to planet Earth in 2019?	that most of the now voluminous literature on the relationship between SPAM, Bacon, & Grease (The bloody Movie), Maybe, maybe not, who knows who cares. I seriously need to wash my ass. I feel the crust. Where are those damn apostles when you need them Lord Jesus.	is threatening the nutrition and health status of the whole family. I know where those bums are at. They're at the SEVEN after hours drinking molotov cocktails. Bastards! Computers can play chess as well as any grandmaster. They can diagnose cancer as well as any oncologist, find oil as well as any seismologist. But can they do that most human of all activities: ???

 

The Hawaiin War, no more chanting! by delapore 8-28-03
Select messaging and type: oh well, No other icon epitomizes Las Vegas like the showgirl. It was in Paris, however, that the showgirl and her nightclub first evolved. Is that true Lord Jesus?	currently accepting the influence of hominids. Yes, Ling Ling Bathry, everything I say is true, including my falsehood. I have seen Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moons. Lord Jesus I didn't take my Dramamine, is The human Condition going to be like this all throughout?	I do need the Corporation Attitudes. NIGGERS No, but ask the Mailman before you do. This could be A Religious Moment Where Something Might Happen. Or it could mean that Black Rebel Motorcycle Club are Virgin Record CO-ED escorts. VIRGINS.

 

GOD IF U CAN HEAR ME by delapore 8-28-03
I heard a shot! What will be the opening act? VMA. Oh my God it's Britney!	A little kiss! Half-human, Half-Mexican. Bravo! Bravo! Oh my God it's Madonna Lord Jesus!	The lights out. 1/3 Human. 1/3 Meatballs, 1/3 labia majora! Missy E is truly the only bloody cunt up there. Lord Jesus, is being nasty because his favorite band, Tokyo Blade wasn't nominateed for best terrorist.

 

WHAT U WON by delapore 8-28-03
We want you to actually witness the suffering and early death from mouth, As I watch the show, I had to readjust my crown of thorns. I thought it was only my sweat. Lord Jesus, isn't this great, the excitement is truly amazing! Oh my God I saw Justin's shaved head!	throat and lung cancer, emphysema and heart attacks and to understand. I do notice Metallica is in da House. Children should be protected from second hand smoking. Skate or Die! I don't get this punk music Lord Jesus. Good Charlotte.	These are called withdrawal symptoms. That is not punk. It's a Concerto in G,C,D. I need Heinrich's FSU Seminoles, break some skulls breakin and electric shock. JOCK RULES! I can't wait for Beyonce. I can't wait for 'G.H.E.T.T.O.U.T.' Beyonce won Lord Jesus, you're rich! You're rich!

 

IF I WORK HARDER, Thank you Retail! by delapore 8-28-03
They go out of their way to be violent and shocking both in their illustrations and in their titles. Unforgettable. Amazing. Tech Messaging. I got my friend in ME. Lord Jesus will we ever get to see LOVERBOY?	STEVE MARTIN is our loony leader. It's a Vegas SHOW. Ling Ling look it's Christina. I don't like her now, she has put on some weight. Navarro?	What a great Art Collection. I've got my armchair. My addiction is OVER. Finally, the world is not as Vampiric as it seems. Lord Jesus, I'd like to thank you for getting me through this Album. I also would like to thank my producer, Every single Man in the World. Cry me a river. Murderape.

 

It is merely a subdivision in a general theory by delapore 8-28-03
Brilliant red flowers, According to my dates of erection, I am so many number of years away from here. Am I self-contained? Wouldn't it be useful to find out. Lord Jesus I made you some Chamomile Tea to calm your nerves.	marine conservationists have warned that the deep-water fish, which can grow to seven feet long, could become commercially extinct by 2007. Thank you Ling Ling Bathry. I have fully turned off the VMA. Non-music are Therapeutic Modalities, especially Antarctica, where Superman lives. Is that too hot for you Lord Jesus?	Thus was created one of the most famous children's novelty ideas of all time. No Ling Ling Bathry, the tea is soothing and fine, just fine. Let's go out to the porch and watch the end of time. I see lights resembling water balloons Lord Jesus, Ahhhh! early Halloween kids! Those damn tricksters, I'm all wet Lord Jesus, stop laughing. STOP IT!

 

Surrender now and I will spare you! by delapore 8-29-03
The Church of Universal Love Music man, Hollywood is a tough town. I auditioned for a movie last year Ling Ling Bathry. I don't believe you Lord Jesus. You were in Cavalry last year, and the year before that and all the years previously.	Party On Wayne! You don't understand Ling Ling Bathry. Some have said I am a god made of flesh. Some say I'm a creation of a mad scientist. I am older than the universe itself. I can believe that Lord Jesus.	Voy a comer la panocha de tu madre! I have a tremendous sense of pride wearing my own uniform. I also sniffed Elmer's Glue when I was ten. I felt silly. I was a Rabbit. Calm down Lord Jesus, you still have a cameo appearance in the Pesky Jawas Trilogy. U will play the greasy gardner Holio.

 

THIS IS EVERYWHERE! by delapore 8-30-03
Although we are a taxable entities, Are we there yet? My eye lids can barely respond. Sonic. Lord Jesus where did you go?	our inquiry is concerned as much with the nature of humanity. I'm all the way over here, near the polar ice caps, new beings and smaller--no wait! A black stretched limosine! A homeless shelter near Jean? It doesn't make sense. I hear your voice but I can't see you. Anybody with high volts will LOVE.	We started with Rachel. I AM NOT A STRANGER! INFINITY + 1 Jesus is slowly remembering that there is a pink elephant lounging in the corner. The cat sees the elephant.

 

I HAVE TO GET TO THE 8TH LEVEL! by delapore 8-30-03
A little small talker, The sun rises, is brutal. I saw a motorcycle crash. Those crumpled clothes are not mine, they are beings different than ours. Where did they go Lord Jesus?	language performs a multitude of tasks. I hear that Martian Planet loud and clear, I CAN'T GET IT OUT. I'm expecting company Ling Ling Bathry. I'm not the visitor? Lord Jesus are you aware of The Element? You're somewhere near the outer hemisphere. A place called Urth. Different isn't it?	Stop confusing me who do you think I am. NO BODY Ling Ling Bathry, I'm inside the Left Ventricle. The Parisians, it was Napoleon. It was in his BLOOD! Lord Jesus, you're not making any sense. You are in the same surrounding as before, but the air is different. THE AIR IS DEAD.

 

SELF-AUTHENTICATING by delapore 8-31-03
But don't walk at dusk or dawn. The female of the species is more deadlier than the male. Why do you say that Lord Jesus?	Avoid murky water. I don't know. I see a rural town somewhere in the deep South. It's a cloudy summer day and flies are coming in like thoughts, that's why. Just like learning a new language, right Lord Jesus?	Shed all jewelry. I guess. "God and the devil are fighting there and the battlefield is the heart of man."

 

Let's keep those beverages cold by delapore 9-01-03
And it was all right. I found myself at a State Park today Ling Ling Bathry watching the red rocks. I can say it is a place where the colors are brilliant. Did you do anything else Lord Jesus or did you just stare at the red rocks?	Just what everyone needs, their very own light shower. Don't be wisegal Ling Ling Bathry. I did some hiking thank you very much. I could hear the drum circle echoing along the canyon walls. Neato tuxedo.	Snake Eye, everyone wanted to be Snake Eye. My point Ling Ling Bathry, one must find comfort in Mother Nature because before there was life, there was, a planet with no life. Thank you. I don't get it Lord Jesus. Everyone knows planets are just frequencies in The Milky Way Rock n' Roll Station.

 

There's a hush by delapore 9-11-03
Firefly, By the time I get to Arizona. I was recently in Prescott and the people there were out of this world Ling Ling Bathry. What did you do in Prescott Lord Jesus?	it has to be an application of concept = emperical knowledge. I found my friends. Am I your friend Lord Jesus?	It suggest NOT merely a translation. Of course Ling Ling Bathry. You are indeed a Secret Destroyer. Something strange is happening all over the world, All over the world.

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