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by ecofreak
5-22-07
"So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'"

 

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'"
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

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"Maybe there is no actual place called heck. Maybe heck is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches."
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself."
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
by ecofreak, 5-22-07

 

by ecofreak
5-22-07
Don't you hate it when your boogers freeze?

 

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by ecofreak
5-23-07
Where's dad?
Making a fire.
Oh boy! A real fire! I've gotta see it!
Oh. In the FIREPLACE.

 

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We are the people our parents warned us about.
Agreed, young minister.
by ecofreak, 5-23-07

 

by ecofreak
5-25-07
Enemy fighters at 1:00, captain.
Roger. What should I do until then?

 

Congrats. She's a girl now.
by ecofreak, 9-26-07

 

My mother is a virgin.
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by ecofreak, 10-20-07

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