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by et_ta_v
7-25-03
I find myself looking inward....
To discover the truths without....
Or should i say...heh, REDISCOVER.....

 

by et_ta_v
7-25-03
...ANd i rediscover myself...the same self i was born with...
The same self we were ALL born with.
DAMN....wish i could keep balence...

 

by et_ta_v
8-03-03
The only reason i know what an Emu is is becuase i'M half Canadian.....SO i know all the words to "If i had a million dollers"
Being Half Canadian is kinda like being half black....
only with less repression, violance and fear
Um....

 

by et_ta_v
8-03-03
Of course, i am not as polite as other Canadians...
Were you talkin' bout my kind?
FUCK OFF!!! IT WAS IN A THOUGHT AND HOW THE HELL CAN YOU READ MY THOUGHTS ANYWAY!????
I'M so TORN
what choo talkin' bout?...you aint "torn'...i SHOW YOU "torn"
Not YOU again! I thought i told you off "in an american fashion"

 

by et_ta_v
8-11-03
I wuv you soooooooooo much......
fuckin' slut bitch hoe cheater ...why do girls cheat? Muther friggin' wank brat bitch...
Woe is me i am so alone
Then one day...
I am In love.....
Helloooo

 

by et_ta_v
8-12-03
Duke shows up
Hi, etta
uh........Hi, Duke...........................*drool*
with glasses
????????
Are those glasses? **drool**

 

by et_ta_v
8-12-03
Why is it
Welllllllllllll..........?
I like glasses so much?
** i am SUCH a cougar** LOL
That's right, RUN!

 

by et_ta_v
8-12-03
Come home with me
You know i'm all over that like a monkey on a banana
What did you just say?

 

by et_ta_v
8-13-03
borscht
and
Milkshakes

 

by et_ta_v
8-13-03
MY one 109 strip!
can we talk about retirment plans?
I would like to speak to you about an RSP program
I don't even use you two!
I want EI, then
I am going to file for discrimination!

 

by et_ta_v
8-26-03
spring 2002
Oh, god, i'm lonely....................................................lonely and depressed becuase of it..
she mopes
*sigh*...wish i had been nicer to that boy at the art party...i really liked him....
It occers to her she hasent left the house in awhile...no wonder she never sees the boy, or anyone...
I need ice cream...i think i will go to the store and get ice cream.

 

by et_ta_v
8-26-03
She obsesses
Maybe i'll run into him......
What, am i CRAZY!?...i'm not going to run into the person i'm obsessing on,.......... just becuase i want to, at one am! In a blocks distance!
Stupid!....Fine, i will go by THE ALLY, just so as NOT to obsess....dumbass!

 

by et_ta_v
8-28-03
For the first time that day, she quietly leaves her apt.
She goes by the alley, almost as self punishment...
True story!
It's him! OMFG!

 

by et_ta_v
8-31-03
Today, in Canada, the newspaper says the economy is in trouble
"Economy takes a beating"
badda badda bing!
I don't know the rest..i couldent afford a copy!

 

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by et_ta_v
8-31-03
MY WORK MAKES ME WANT TO DO THIS...

 

by et_ta_v
9-02-03
Let me first say he's the biggest Perv this side of the line
Pay attention to me!
Yeah, yeah, yeah..........
The phone line......
hello? are you there? Etta?.................................Amuse ME!!!! hello?....
To be con't.
i love you!
*snaps* What do you want?

 

by et_ta_v
9-02-03
..................
Love **boohoohoo**
um...sorry.. *pat, pat, pat* *hug*
"The DUKE" is being an asshole, so from here on out, he will be replaced by mister cow, who will start at half the salery
*dries cheek on etta's blouse* *snickers* girls dig crying guys...

 

by et_ta_v
9-02-03
As the cow was saying....
*...girls dig crying guys. It always works *undoes pants**
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! get that thing AWAY from me!.....loser........**in awe** it's so SMALL....
It's like a baby......Breast feed it
Sick
**shakes Head** *runs away*
that's a comic right there....

 

by et_ta_v
9-07-03
i DREAD this wait
The men that used to run this 7-11 where nice, intellegent people. considerate and did thier jobs..dident notice how good they were till they hired THESE creeps....
every time, i try to have patince....and then i lose that patince...
*scan*
OMG! he just put his finger right over where my lips go on the hot chocolate! the ashole! i bet he did it on purpose!....i'll yell at him! i'm geting a new lid! he is so GROSS!
I AM CANADIAN
**mumble** have a nice day...
YEAH! YOU TOO! *grumble*

 

by et_ta_v
9-07-03
He was probebly picking his ass with that finger...

 

by et_ta_v
9-07-03
BUT WRITING THE TITLE WAS MORE THEN I COULD BEAR.
And, as i was sick when i wrote it...
LOL .....ha, ha, ha ha ha ha ha*snork* HACK! COuGH! *giggle* LOL hee hee COUGH! HACK! *** Heh....HEH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....LOL....*snort...CHoKE!
I died.
COUGH!

 

by et_ta_v
9-13-03
I've recently had somone tell me i'm "Motherly"
No man that been in MY bed has ever complained of "Motherlyness"
too bad. Now you'll never see my tits.
Motherly THIS
Whatever that means

 

by et_ta_v
9-13-03
Thanks alot
Duke, you suck
What?
You just wanna make sure i'm not getting any, either
Heh heh heh
Damn it.......
but i AM getting some...well...more then YOU!

 

by et_ta_v
9-13-03
My day
You Have New Mail
It's him! i KNOW it's him!
REFRESH REFRESH REFRESH
One message from"Darling"
Only Darling? are you holding out on me?
When did my Darling friend become an "Only"??
Why must i always like assholes?

 

by et_ta_v
9-13-03
Editors Note: If you reading this, it would be great if you could make the flying leap of rational thought and come to this conclustion-
If she wrote THAT....she doesnt care WHAT you think
of course, i guess i MUST have, at some point......OR i never would have SAT DOWN to write it in the first place....
SO, sometime between deciding to write something, and writing it...i must have decided it dident matter...

 

by et_ta_v
9-13-03
Celibacy is unnatural

 

by et_ta_v
9-14-03
Shhhhhhhhhhhh....
Ah, Work
Yeah, i should be quiet.
*Whisper* Some people are busy dying quietely!

 

by et_ta_v
9-23-03
OUR CALLERS
i am so hot and horny right now
Hello, my name is tina and i'm...HOT AND HORNY!!
ARE SO
so...what do you like, Tina?
.....................................
ORIGINAL
I like ..........HOT AND HORNY SEX!!!!!

 

by et_ta_v
9-23-03
??
"Phone Fun"
"Clean Shaved"
OH MY! & We get this one ALOT!
"Cut Cock" (!!!!!!!!!??!)
"GET BACK TO ME IF YOU SOUND INTERESTING"
No comment & AS IF YOU WOULD KNOW!!!
"orally talented. Let's conversate"
"attractive women ONLY please, for phone sex" (??????!!!!!????....)

 

by et_ta_v
10-04-03
ohmmmmm...
Don't fall asleep.....

 

by et_ta_v
10-14-03
K and etta talk
So...Bank boy, bank boy, bank boy.....
OMG, Etta, GET A GRIP!
errr....
Look, even if you see him again, your a chicken and it was TWO YEARS ago..GET OVER IT!!...i gotta go to school, talk to you later.....
i know she's right. I'm acting about 10 years old..............i need to get out. like, AT ALL.

 

by et_ta_v
10-14-03
so, etta goes dancing...
This should be okay...
"well, if i loked all over the world, and there's every type of girl...But your empty eyes seem to pass me by And leave me dacing with myself....
Oh, oh oH...dANCING with myself.......Oh oh, oh.........dancing with myself........if i had the chance i'd ask one to dance........

 

by et_ta_v
10-14-03
Don't you want me baby... DON'T YOU WANT ME Ohhh.....
I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true...But even then i knew i'd find a much better place Either with or without YOU.......
Nice ass!
This place is getting crowded...

 

by et_ta_v
10-14-03
funny boy on way in talks to me
hi.
Don't you want me, baby?
cute boy follows
can i come?
hell, yeah
Three days later....
right or left side, Baby?
*giggle*

 

by et_ta_v
10-15-03
5 am
****Sneeze!****
gazuntight
heh heh i guess that air quality tester isent working so well!
um, it's not meant to TREAT the air...just test it.
I know! It's STILL not working!
um....NO, IT ONLY **TESTS** the air quality...so we CAN treat it, later.

 

by et_ta_v
10-15-03
see, it's STILL not working...i KNOW it "TESTS".......
what a moron
Stupidity: lack of knowledge and or inability to gather accurate knowledge even when given the opportunity
I was being sarcastic....
Sarcasim, yeah....
what a secret nugget!

 

by et_ta_v
10-21-03
I wonder if tonight will go slow......
Yup.

 

by et_ta_v
10-21-03
Am i going to work here till i'm 50?
Is that a pubic hair, on my desk?

 

by et_ta_v
10-25-03
etta comes back to work with that FFF
this is so great....i'm so happy...my week-end was great...
LOCK-OUT!
etta's sense of humour helps her through.....
hhmm, thats annoying, ha ha ha!
**FREEZE**
One hour later...
Bang head, **Bang Head,** Bang head
**NO PROFILE***

 

by et_ta_v
10-25-03
Len saves
I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'll fix it! (damn you, i'm sopposed to be at home!) Here's my fix! *runs home*
Dex Saves
Nothing WORKS!!!!!!
You can use mine!
And, finally, Randy saves, too
*Twitch* NOW what!
here are the Ad sheets!

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
OUR GENERATION:
We're So Broke We're Broken;
So in debt we can't even pay attention
So True...

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
Another day in hell
Looks like your profile is still down, your gonna have to survive on wit alone!
This time most nights:
You stupid boy! Shove it where the sun don't shine, Duke!
**whine** laugh, LOL you wouldent know a stick if it WAS up your ass!
Tonight
*Pokes eyes out with fork**
*Dead tone* *Stripcreator*

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
Another day in hell
Looks like your profile is still down, your gonna have to survive on wit alone!
This time most nights:
You stupid boy! Shove it where the sun don't shine, Duke!
**whine** laugh, LOL you wouldent know a stick if it WAS up your ass!
Tonight
*Pokes eyes out with fork**
*Dead tone* *Stripcreator*

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
Duke of disgusting insults again
heh heh those wierdos
Right! i'll fix him GOOD!
MISSION ACCEPTED
Revenge, Stripcreator style
TOBER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!
eeep!

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
One Minute Later
etta why are you so happy?
..........
beacuase my juice has Juice!
!!!!!!!!

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
At work
i don't feel so good.....
too much juice.....
Life Insurance?
hmm..i wonder if drinking herself sick is considered work related....

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
talk about time dragging
What time is it?
Two
An hour later....
What time is it?
Two
!!!
...........

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
etta bugs Len
Len, can i go on break?
go! i don't care!
Len loses his cool
Len, when is lunch?
I'm gonna Kill that twerp
IN the lunch room....
la la la!
NO ONES LOOKING..IF I TIME IT JUST RIGHT I CAN STRANGLE HER BEFORE ANYONER NOTICES I'M AWAY

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
*Bangs head* *Bangs head* *Bangs Head*

 

by et_ta_v
10-26-03
Tober goes on a rampage
but i've already BEEN cornholed, mister robot!
TOBER WILL CORNHOLE YOU!!!!
Tober...will...CORNHOLE YOU?
No, Thanxs, not today
Tober's rampage ends, unexpectad like
TOBER HAS no use....
cheer up, Tober! ! might have a refigerator to set you up with!

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