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by fatguy667
5-05-06
So, you like your first assignment?
Yes!
Would you like your own series?
Yes!
Just shut up you little bee.
Yes!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Now, I've got this far inside...
But where is he?
Oh rats, sprung.
Aha, Mr Energyman, I presume?

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Do you expect me to talk?
No Energyman.
I expect you to die!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
And then I...
Stop! I can't take anymore of your life story!
Yes!
I finally beat a superhero with my cunning!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Now, I need to go out. You will not leave, on risk of death.
Okay...
Oh, it's a penguin...
Now don't move. I'll whip you if you do.
Thats torn it...

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Everyone knows that Dr Sin is on the loose.
Boo!
Now viewer, we just got exciting news...
What?
WEIRD has a robot poised to attack the city. Here is an artists impression of the destruction it will cause...

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Oh my...
Want to look, it winks.
Amazing!
Put your fingers in it if you want.
You mean it whistles too!?!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Now, about your husband...
What about him?
Can you tell me where he is...
Okay.
What! You are Bunnyman?
You got that right Acey. Now, I shall put you into eternal sleep!

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
That little....
Of all the nerve!
Pant, pant...That detective is faster than anyone I've ever killed before...

 

by fatguy667
5-05-06
Officer Coggins, Mr Abe, I think that WEIRD's destruction of the city has begun.
How can you tell?
Yes Tick, how?
I got attacked by Bunnyman.
This is serious. No one attacks my detectives.
Coggins is right. This is the worst thing possible, apart from me not getting my drugs...

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Ah, so good of you to come Vegan Bart.
Yes Number One, I did my best on such short notice.
I need you to hustle some cows.
Ah great! Now, the payment.
Oh, fifty thousand in bullion?
What! Thats an outrage. I demand 'Three Bean Salad'.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Corndog!
Sucky sucky, five dollar.
Tobor said 'corndog'!
Little Asian girl said 'sucky sucky, five dollar'!
Tobor enjoy this.
Little Asian girl is going to enjoy this.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Rarr!
Hands up Robot.
I'm Tobor, rarr!
Ex-Tobor.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
In recent news, acclaimed detective Tick Acey has been knighted by Queen Elizabeth.
Also, the Queen reports saying that the event was criticised as being stupid, as Detective Acey only saved a city from a rampaging robot.
However, people should note that WEIRD operatives are in jail, but not slated for death as the robot was unarmed.
And weak, you forgot that.
Oh yes, I did. Thankyou.
Now thats it for 'Today, Tonight, Tommorow and Some Night Next Week'.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Now, Cat Burglar, I am Mr Clown.
I could gather that.
How?
You're in a clown suit, dummy.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Give me what you stole!
Never!
I'll kill Flyman...
Here! I'll give you the diamonds!
Good. Emotions are weaknesses. I didn't need them.
Tell me more.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Wow! I got email.
Email from mrclown@hotmail
Okay!
"Dear Flyman, I will kill the Cat Burglar if you don't hurry. Your evil enemy, Mr Clown.
p.s, The HQ sucks.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Ah, so tell me about yourself...
Oh, I'm a Robin Hood really, but without one bit...
Tell me what that bit is, please?
Okay.
I don't give to the poor.

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Here's my chance...
Good!
So, you escaped again Energyman?
Well, there's no point in living if you can't feel alive...

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
So, you missed, and with your own urine to...
Oh...
But, you decorated my lab at least!

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
So, hows young David going Sarah?
Oh good honey.
Great! I was working on the old gravitator turbines.
Yes.
What did you just say again?

 

by fatguy667
5-06-06
Hi Miss Cryogen.
Oh, hi Energyman.
So, can I unwrap the present in front of me?
Sure!
Ah, this is tops!
Sure is tops Enegyman.

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
Can't you see I'm on the toilet?
Sorry, but Mr Clown has Cat Burglar.
Then who was it in the bed?
Back in the bedroom...
Mwa ha ha ha! I seem to do sex better than I thought.

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
My boss hasn't paid me yet...
That stupid magician...
He should be brought to justice! Hang on, I hate justice!

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
Hey, I got a new message on my PDA!
Oh, it's from Devlir Ensine. He escaped.
Hang on, he escaped? I'm going to call the police...Hang on, I'm the police!

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
Ah, I love a cup of tea in the morning...
Will it work?
Yes! My master will be pleased!
Now, remember to take him to the dumpster.
Yes Mr Clown.

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
Stop there thief!
Sure guv.
Huh?
Aren't you rich?
Get out of my way...
Okay. Boy, you are pushy.

 

by fatguy667
5-07-06
Now, who might you be?
I am ze mazician Harvey Chesterfield.
Any gimic name like Mr Clown?
Indeed, ze Mazico!
Magico huh?
Si, now au revoir. I must finish ze great nozels oz Dickens.

 

by fatguy667
5-08-06
Ah, now I can hypnotise you Flyman!
Thats what you think...
Hmm...where's he gone to?

 

by fatguy667
5-11-06
Hello, I am the Chicken.
Hmmm. Is that a superhero name like Batman or Captain America?
Of course it is. And I'm the bravest superhero ever!
Why you little...
Work's every time!

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
Hey, I'm the Chicken.
So, Arrow-point, as I was saying before this minor bird interrupted...
Yes, you were saying something Bluebird.
Can't anyone hear me?
Arrow-point, it's that minor bird again...
I'll kill him. Hang on, lets make a team and call ourselves "The Defenders"?

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
So, Number One's in jail and he still wants the bull!
So, you're saying this Vegan Bart stole your pet bull?
Yes. He seems to be a bull molester.
Now, the old bull can stay right where I can see him. Heh, heh, heh...

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
Hands up Vegan Bart.
Oh no, it's Tick Acey! Number One told me you would try to defeat me.
Did he now? Nice of him to mention me.
Yes, but...
What?
He said your also the worst detective ever...

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
So, does anyone know how Slackbutt got out?
Nope.
Only I ask the questions Vegan!
Huh? What did he say?
He never hears anything, Dr Sin does.
He went via the garbage bin.

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
So Slackbutt, you want Tick Acey destroyed?
Yes I do Mailsassin.
I demand a hefty price, Slack. You know that.
I do indeed.
Well, what are you paying me?
How about cheese with 'AS' carved on it Mailsassin?

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
So, we gonna battle this out?
Of course, Chicken.
I'm no chicken!
Why did he pick that name...
And I picked the name because I look like a chicken.
Wow! One of your superpowers must be mind-reading!

 

by fatguy667
5-12-06
Your big. And red.
I am Mr Rock.
Mr Rock huh? Meant to be a supervillain?
That is not anything you need to worry about, bird.
Well, we're out in the open now.
Ur, did you say the open? I have a dancing lesson on.

 

by fatguy667
5-15-06
So, Mr Clown.
Ah Black Jack! Welcome to my secret hideout!
Then how come it was in the Yellow Pages under "Criminal HQ's"?
What? How did it get in there?

 

by fatguy667
5-18-06
Now, I have had Lord Brain fired little girl. You must and will obey me. Get CARD industries on the line.
Okay boss.
Hello, this is Black Jack, head of CARD industries.
Sorry, I'm just trying to say the news, GOD DAMMIT!
Okay! I need to learn how to talk to weirdo's on the phone properly...
Hey boss, why not erase all scientific knowledge from the face of the Earth?

 

by fatguy667
5-18-06
You know little asian girl, I had a great idea! I'll erase all scientific know how from the Earth!
Great!
I knew you would agree....
But how is it going to be done?
Hmm, I'll flash everyone and then they'll forget.
Boy, you are a looker.

 

by fatguy667
5-19-06
So, you are from Energyman, yes?
Uh, maybe...
What does that mean?
Maybe.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY COMIC'S?
Passing through...you look like Uncle Sam. Who are you, Uncle Damn?

 

by fatguy667
5-19-06
So you have news on Black jack's whereabouts?
Maybe.
Where is he?
IN MY COMIC'S GODDAMMIT!
You need lessons from Basil Fawlty....

 

by fatguy667
5-19-06
Hello neighbour!
So, you finally figured it out...
Right you are Uncle Damn!
JUST SHUT UP, JESUS CHRIST!
Geez...

 

by fatguy667
5-19-06
Ah, so you are Horus, yes?
I am indeed.
Well I have one demand to make.
Okay Uncle Damn.
GET OUT OF MY COMIC'S!

 

by fatguy667
5-20-06
Hello, Monsuier Ensine?
Ah! Boss!
Quick, quick. We haz much need if we are to make ze zombies.
Good. I need a hand with all this stuff...ha, ha. Very funny.

 

by fatguy667
6-06-06
My name is Greg Venn...and I was a lawyer. The best in the whole world.
That is until I was caught giving drugs to a clown guy who served a Chinese Roman.
Okay. You really need help, don't you Mr Venn?

 

by fatguy667
6-06-06
So, when does the surgery start?
Now, if you want it...
What will I look like?
Oh, Tom Cruise I guess.
Heh, heh, heh, heh...

 

by fatguy667
6-06-06
And so, the lawyer is dead?
Yes boss, I made sure of it.
But, there was one problem.
Which was?
He was no longer a lawyer.

 

by fatguy667
6-06-06
Aha, so I caught you at last!
So, you'd arrest a JEW?!?
You know what, the Nazi's were right.
In what matter, Zlyman?
KILL ALL THE JEWS!
Oz all ze nerze!

 

by fatguy667
6-06-06
So, do you guys know where I might find some spirits?

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