All comics by fieryarrow

 

by fieryarrow
6-18-06
So adopted Granddaughter, you going out partying up tonight?
Nah, just thought I'd stay in and do a giant jigsaw puzzle.
Ohhh, releasing my sexual frustration, eh?
Huh?
A jisaw puzzle is like a penis, the more you play with it, the harder it gets!
On second thoughts, dinner at the Captains' table sounds nice!

 

by fieryarrow
6-23-06
Oh you've gone and done it now!
So what, who wants to play geriatric golf anyway?
Gran, your actions got us banned for the rest of the cruise!
Stupid ole tart was a sore loser!
Gran, you stuck the golf stick up her...well, y'know..
Hee hee...she looked funny, didn't she?

 

by fieryarrow
6-23-06
Kala?
What?
What are you doin'?
Lookin' for a parachute!
If you come out, you'll see the big yellow slidey thing inflate near the wing..
Why wasn't I born a bird????

 

by fieryarrow
6-26-06
*Ring, ring*
Hello??
Is this the HIghway to Heaven Funeral Parlour?
No.
Sorry, wrong number! *Click*
Don't go!! Can you call the fire brigade for me...please?

 

by fieryarrow
6-27-06
First we'll do a couple of laps around the ships' deck...
And then we'll put in a spot of aerobics..
You don't have to agree with me but it's quicker of you do!
When you're in it up to your ears, it pays to keep your mouth shut!

 

by fieryarrow
6-27-06
Kala, you think I don't know when you're ignoring me?
Whyyyyyyyy?
I haven't been racist towards you in the last five minutes.
I have one nerve left and you're stretching it to the max!

 

by fieryarrow
6-27-06
Smile.
Try harder.
Get it over and done with.

 

by fieryarrow
6-28-06
C'mon, it's singles night at the disco tonight.
Forgive me Adopted Grandmother but I'm not going with you!
Let me give you some advice on behaviour modification.
Huh?
Stop acting like your father!
Hmph, he's your adopted son!

 

by fieryarrow
6-29-06
It's not unusual for debris to be flying around mid flight.
*sob*
Turbulence is a normal part of air travel.
*sob*
Oooo, looky there at that man barfing.
*puke*

 

by fieryarrow
6-29-06
I know...
I'll run to the back of the plane...I mean, whoever heard of a plane backing into a mountain !!

 

by fieryarrow
6-30-06
Right, they're calling for us to take the "crash postion".
That's crazy!
Why?
It's not going to matter too much what position we're in when we hit the ground at 800 kph. The end result is going to be the same!
Oh you're too pessimistic.
Back of the plane, back of the plane.

 

by fieryarrow
6-30-06
Now, where's that hose?
Hose? Father, why do you need a hose for a baptism?
Well, I'm baptising all six kids of the O'Leary clan.
You've lost me.
Rather than "dip" them one by one, I thought I'd save time and squirt them all at once.
I'm gonna hide that freakin' hose.

 

by fieryarrow
7-06-06
Adopted Grandmother, I'm sick of being me.
Don't be silly adopted Granddaughter
Everyone is unique.
Just like all the little penguins at the zoo.

 

by fieryarrow
7-22-06
Hey sexy!
What the fuck??
How about you and me baby..y'know..
uhhhhh
Let's you and me hit these keys until we reach cyber heaven...
Adopted Grandmother, your date is online!

 

by fieryarrow
8-17-06
Arrrrrr..I be takin' o'er this vessel.
I don't fucking think so!
Bastard, as if I'm not nervous enough on this bloody flight.

 

by fieryarrow
8-31-06
Adopted Grandmother, do you ever think about dying?
Sure do..
I want to die in my sleep like your Adopted Grandfather did...
...and not crying and screaming like his passengers in the car when it went over the cliff.

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